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I can't advice my worst enemy to be a Junior police officer. Those guys live in shambles

The OP and the MOD are high on SK

Commot mass communication from that list

Jaku jaku

[quote author=best488 post=31213254][/quote]Eeedioot

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ugosonic1:
i pity for for d 18 yr house maid. why on earth will people nt find something reasonable doing dan to go around looking for who to dupe

Your data cost jor...When most people wey no do advert sef dey sell for N1,100...

Better dey sell for less or else

Issokay

Nyama

Choi

Ok

PHED would mean what exactly?

Ok

Elections Alobam

Could this be staged

I mean, no single blood...or dem bath dem

Leo all the way

Free both of them

Of course it is a sin...


Meanwhile, why not try your luck, don't deny Christ, it might be your one way ticket to heaven after your many many atrocities on earth...

That above, is thinking outside the box

Do you really think Yar'Adua(God rest his soul) would have done better than President Goodluck Jonathan, if he had not died in service..

In my opinion, I know he would have done far better by a wide margin...

Let's hear from you as well

Baseless...

Most Okada riders are Northerners and most if not all will vote for Buhari...

E ma tan ira yi ni be w

Rhyle:
you've already failed the first part, so, kindly take your leave and clsoe the door as you move out.

You dey find male virgin, you go marry ur papa last last

U

Rhyle:
NYSC 2014
I fell in love with this cute damsel
and
everything was going on fine until i
made
my intention known to her father &
being
a learned man, here is what he gave
me:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK
LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to
marry
your
daughter Miss___________ _. I am
_____
years
old.
Please answer the following
questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue.
Leave my
house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in
marriage.
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how
you can give respect to your father
in- law
and mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need
money for my hair at the saloon",
what
would be your answer ?
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
5. What does the term 'good
husband'
mean to you?
6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long
If the time of their marriage is less
than
your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a
man to sleep outside his
house.
10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is
the owner of the kids between father
and
mother?
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?
3. When can I interview your mum
4. When can I interview your church
Pastor
5. Please stick your passport size
photo
below which will be put in the
newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here:
Sign again:
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you
more questions;
Postal Address:
Email:
Phone:
Home:
Facebook:
BEST WISHES

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK
LETTERS
I ________helphelo_______ hereby apply to
marry
your
daughter Miss______rhyle_____ _. I am
__30 something ___
years
old.
Please answer the following
questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No YES
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No YES
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No HELL NO
4. Are you working? Yes/No YES
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No YES
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue.
Leave my
house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...

I have got a NO, but I'll continue anyways


1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in
marriage. There are no disadvantages


2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how
you can give respect to your father
in- law
and mother in-law. You go wait for this answer tire

3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need
money for my hair at the saloon",
what
would be your answer ? Go- ahead but I must Tesojue la leyi

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. No IDEA

5. What does the term 'good
husband'
mean to you? Bleep your daughter tirelessly

6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No YES

If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No YES

If YES for how long
If the time of their marriage is less
than
your age, 30 something years

Explain why you were born out of
wedlock.

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME
EARLY" If your daughter is Hot noni

As used by women (100 words)

9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a
man to sleep outside his
house. Just in case I see fresh...ain't going home mate

10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is
the owner of the kids between father
and
mother? Na sperm dey turn pikin


Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No YES SiR
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No NO Sir
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No wouldn't know

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews? Sundays alone

2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?Sundays aline

3. When can I interview your mum You wanna DIE

4. When can I interview your church
Pastor Reverend Father you mean

5. Please stick your passport size
photo
below which will be put in the
newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here:
Sign again:
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me! K
*Don't visit me! K
*Don't contact my daug hter! Why not

If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you
more questions;
Postal Address: ask your daughter
Email: ask your daughter
Phone: ask your daughter
Home: ask your daughter
Facebook: ask your daughter
BEST WISHES Thank you sir

udyheart01:
I still find it surprising that Buhari's wife could donate N137 million to internally displaced persons (IDP) in Adamawa, an action she has never done before.

I have spent over N3000 recharge cards calling people in Katsina State if she has ever donated
common mats to a mosque, but the answer remains No.

She has never given any financial help publicly that I know of, but all from the moon, she brings
out this evil donation. How did she get this money when her husband, Muhammadu Buhari
borrowed N27 million just to pick the APC presidential form?

This Greek gift is totally unacceptable, condemnable and not to be tolerated in our democracy. We should not encourage emergency donors who bring money during elections just to deceive the populace. She has her home state, where she could have made donations to, but she didn't, and went to faraway Adamawa to give.

This is hypocrisy taken too far, a faux and a big media goof. Whoever advised her in Buhari's
media team have only succeeded in taking away some integrity and current shine that Buhari
enjoys and I hope my friends in the media committee takes note. We cannot condemn the PDP, while APC scream hypocritical change to us. What manner of change is this? Charity begins at home and it must begin long before now.

Madam, your gift is not accepted even in heaven.

You should have paused, when you asked "Where did she get the money from?"

And use that your recharge card to trace any campaign committee member, instead of calling people randomly, to make enquiries as to how she got the money.

It was gathered that, the whole sum was supported/contributed by APC members, and she in turn donated it to the needy.

Sometimes, we need much more than epistle to be relevant.

I conclude you are a PDP supporter though.

Whichever way, vote wisely, not based on propaganda, baseless propaganda...

As for me #iHaveDecided

LAX89:
Lol.... so even #1000 no dey with you?

My brother N1000 = 5 bottles of Gulder (Iya Ada's spot, pump price things)

As for me :

Goodluck Jonathan : Clueless

Gen. Buhari: Desperado

I can't fit waste mb

Instead make I book space before reading story

Afrobeat star and Late Fela's son, Seun Kuti  has explained why he would not vote this year. He also opened up on the only condition under which he would forgive Buhari for locking his father up. He told the Nation.

You recently came out and said you were misrepresented in some quarters of the media concerning the major presidential candidates. What are your views about the coming elections? Are you going to vote? Do you have your PVC?

No, I don’t have my PVC because I decided already long time ago, even before the candidates were chosen, that the election is the politician’s elections still. I’m not going to vote. And I’ve been proven correct. I’m happy that so many people in Nigeria today want to be involved in the democraticprocess of this country. It is a big development in our democratic development. 


And so many people want to also cast protest votes this year protest against how the country has been run by the present administration and I understand. And I support it as well. But the truth about it is that I believe that I am very politically mature. And for me to cast my vote, whoever I vote for has to represent my aspirations. I won’t just cast a protest vote in as much as a protest vote is needed in this forthcoming election. 


The candidate that is brought forward as well is someone that I believe is not in the good books of the Kuti family. And my family, we’re very united in our views about civic responsibility and human rights.

And retired General Buhari has trampled on the rights of my family when he jailed my father, illegally for that matter. And Fela was innocent. This is why it would be difficult for me to say I want to vote for Buhari. 

Maybe if Buhari wins and becomes president, then I can forgive him if he begins to do to Nigerians what Fela would have liked for Nigerians because maybe if Buhari becomes president and he suddenly becomes pro-people, developing Nigeria from the ground-up, things that I know would have made my father happy, and he is bring Nigeria up yeah.

Definitely, I would understand that even if Fela were alive and Fela sees Nigeria going forward like this, he would speak in favour of the man. But so far, I can’t betray my father based on some promises and some words. So, that is why I’m not voting for him.

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/seun-kuti-buhari-wins-pro-people-might-forgive/

F^ck Alhaja...that punishment na die

danbrowndmf:
Where are the christain gurus? nd d sunday school teacher.pls cm out here n teach ous oh.

Since gambeling is a sin,hv see so many people pay tithe(includeing me) from gambeling money, e.g money from naira bet,960bet,pool, e.t.c

Pls throw more light on these!

Whenever you lose, church dey pay you back...

Reason am

Saw this picture...

Hilarious I must say

Could this be a grave error, or channels TV is mocking the presidency

We all have heard the gist about mama peace being in the middle of affairs, but for a reputable TV station to address her as such speaks volume.

On another note, I hope someone does not get punished for this error.