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if a married man impregnate a lady, he wil first of all go and visit the head of their family and say, MOTI FI IDI KAN NI ITA O and i dont know how to tell my wife, Oloolori ebi will say, OKARE OMO MI DAADA, BABA RE LOFI JO. Now they have come to introduce the second wife to the one at home, first thing you will hear is, ASALATU FUN ONSE OLOHUN (SAW) to iyale, the head of the family will now begin to pray for iyale this way, YIO YE O, GBOGBO OMO TO BI FUN WA OLOHUN AJEKI WON NI ALUBARIKA she will keep saying amin, they wil now say your husband has offended you and she will say no abi Baba lagbaja what happen, the olori ebi wil now face the husband and shout like this, BOSI YAYIN JARE, TI WON SE NKAN TI KO DA TAN WON A MA WO ILE PAKO PAKO. Dont be offended o jare iyawo mi dada, they will now smash everything against the floor gbam. You, come and knee down here, (new wife) FA IYAWO E MORA., they will tell iyale. So what do you think will happen after they leave there house?

kokoA:
That girl went to school a day after her daddy's death?

what if she's staying in a boarding school and they are only allowed to travel with their uniform ?

A PETITION BY AN ANGRY CANDIDATE WHOSCORED 90 IN JAMBBola AdewaraDear JambMy name is Yaniel Yogene ,i am came fromNigeria,From Bayalsa state.I writed Jamb and scoring 90. That was a big fatlie, I sayis a big serious fat lie because I doing lesson for 1months and I count my book very well.I supposing to getting 95 in Inglich and 90 inLitirachurebut you gaven me 15 in Inglich and 20 inLitirachure.Did me not didding my CRS very well? Did Jonahnotstaying in the lion hole and Elijah sleeping in thesharkbelle?Did Daniel not calling down fire with Baal and andSamuel leding Israel from Egypt?Did something very fast fast because i can nottook thatmark. In facts, I supposing to be scoring 280.Thanks you in cooparation

cc lasticlala

duduade:
Why is her head big like this

when you put bread for water what did you get ?

We mostly sleep outside our rooms at Night, we bath 5 times on average daily. Who's to be blame for global warming cum climate change ? Just you and I. To avert future occurrence and consequence let's go green by reducing and cutting our fosil fuel consumption through adopting alternative energy source. Plant a tree today to save the planet earth.

Lol

Are we winning the war against BokoHaram terrorists? Sometimes I like to say yes.
In August when I was in Maiduguri, there was no electricity, and it'd been like that for months. The
insurgents had destroyed the power stations and whenever there were attempts to re-fix things, they
attacked both the engineers and soldiers on site.
The story has changed, however. Since I came into town a few days ago, I've enjoyed uninterrupted
supply of electricity. It shows that the military has been able to chase the insurgents off the power
stations. We drove through at least twenty villages in Borno, Yobe and Adamawa states that BokoHaram
once claimed for its caliphate and I have seen how the military has recovered these villages. As we
drove through Mairi Village in Maiduguri last night, my host explained to me that there was a time we
dare not walk through here, else we become roasted chikens for the BokoHaram insurgents.
I have noticed the heavy presence of weaponry and boots everywhere in Borno, Yobe and Adamawa
states, and it appears our military are in full control of things. I have been privileged to see some highly
classified info I cannot share. But trust me, the Nigerian military has already finished BokoHaram, going
by these things I've seen.
On the other hand, the peace we seem to enjoy in the northeast now comes with a lot of sacrifices. You
will not hear about these things in the mainstream media. Not even the military spokesmen would wanna
make it known. Yesterday, nine soldiers+officers were buried here. As I type, heaps of the remains of
tens of soldiers+officers are at the mortuary here as the military authority awaits their family members
before proceeding with the burial.
In my findings, I have discovered that the will and courage to fight is always there for these gallant
soldiers and officers, but all of them complain of one thing; lack of equipment!
Hear what a Colonel told me, "...people like Dasuki will not even see the road to heaven talkmore of
seeing God. That money he took as NSA is more than enough to get us five gunships, and BokoHaram
becomes a thing of the past. I tell my boys here, look we are not fighting for money, we are fighting for
our own lives."
Sigh...
# GodBeWith7DivSoldiers

who is visiting who ?

Buhari l know one day you go make us proud.

When the world are making move to reduce co2 emission to combat global warming , Nigeria are opening more door to producing tons of fossil fuel compounding to problem of global warming and climate change. #letsgogreenNigeria.

1950 ? was there aerial photography then ? from which archives this photo were taken from ? This image is questionable.

If u gt person dt ws posted to Katsina stream I, pls send d person's line to me or ask him/her to call 07033613861 as we are arranging a SIENNA CAR dt will convey us from ilorin to the camp directly. Thanks.

As the number of Mina stampede
deaths continues to increase day by day,
media reports said that at least 1,100
people died in the crush of pilgrims, in the
worst disaster to befall the annual event in
a quarter of a century.
The new figure was announced by Pakistani
and Indian authorities who said that Saudi
Arabia has given foreign diplomats about
1,100 photographs of the dead from last
week's hajj crush and stampede.
The Saudi Health Ministry's latest figures,
released Saturday, put the toll at 769
people killed and 934 injured.
The stampede occurred last Thursday when hundreds
of pilgrims died and almost one thousand injured in a
stampede outside Makkah.
The stampede began at around 9:00 am (0600 GMT),
shortly after the civil defense service said on Twitter
it was dealing with a "crowding" incident in Mina,
about five kilometers (three miles) from Makkah.
The disaster was the second deadly accident to hit
worshippers this month. A crane collapse in the
nearby holy city of Makkah killed 109 people days
before the hajj.
Here follows the initial figures of Muslim casualties announced by diplomatic missions of different
countries:
Egypt:
Minister of Religious Endowments Mohammed Mokhtar Gomaa said Sunday that 55 citizens were
among the more than 700 people who died in a crush of Muslim pilgrims during this year's hajj in
Saudi Arabia.
He added that 120 Egyptian pilgrims were still missing and 26 are receiving treatment for injuries
sustained during the disaster in the town of Mina, near the holy city of Makkah.
Source : Middle East News Agency (Egypt's state-run agency)
Turkey:
Latest figures announced by Turkish officials put the number of death pilgrims at three.
Source : Anadolu Agency
Nigeria:
Fifty-four Nigerians have been confirmed to have died during Thursday’s stampede in Mina,
according to Alhaji Abdullahi Mukhtar, Chairman, National Hajj Commission of Nigeria (NAHCON).
Mukhtar said 61 other Nigerian pilgrims were injured during the incident.
Source : Vanguard newspaper
Bangladesh:
President of Hajj Agencies Association of Bangladesh (HAAB) Ibrahim Khalil said at least 18
Bangladeshis died in Hajj stampede in Mina, 90 others are missing.
Source : bdnews24.com
Pakistan:
The number of Pakistani pilgrims killed in Mina stampede has reached 42, whereas 33 are injured
and 63 are said to be missing, Prime Minister’s focal person on the incident Dr Tariq Fazal has
said.
Source : Pakistan Today
Tunisia:
Tunisian death toll for Mina crush reached two after another pilgrim was discovered on Monday.
Source : Tunis Afrique Presse (Tunis)
Morocco:
Morocco Foreign Ministry said in a press release on Monday that five Moroccans pilgrims died as a
result of the fatal stampede that occurred in Mina last Thursday.
Source : Morocco World News
Other media reports put the figure at 87 (BBC)
Iran:
More than 136 Iranians dead and 340 still missing.
Source : IRNA news agency
India:
The number of Indian pilgrims killed in the Makkah Haj stampede reached 35.
External Affairs Minister Sushma Swaraj tweeted: "Unfortunately, there are six more Indians
(among dead) taking the toll to 35."
Source : IANS
Figures announced by BBC for African Countries on Sunday:
Egypt: 55
Niger: 22
Cameroon: 21
Ivory Coast: 14
Chad: 11
Somalia: 8 (media reports)
Algeria: 8
Senegal: 5
Tanzania: 5, about 50 missing
Libya: 4
Kenya: 3
Burkina Faso: 1 (Muslim association report)
Burundi: 1

As the number of Mina stampede
deaths continues to increase day by day,
media reports said that at least 1,100
people died in the crush of pilgrims, in the
worst disaster to befall the annual event in
a quarter of a century.
The new figure was announced by Pakistani
and Indian authorities who said that Saudi
Arabia has given foreign diplomats about
1,100 photographs of the dead from last
week's hajj crush and stampede.
The Saudi Health Ministry's latest figures,
released Saturday, put the toll at 769
people killed and 934 injured.
The stampede occurred last Thursday when hundreds
of pilgrims died and almost one thousand injured in a
stampede outside Makkah.
The stampede began at around 9:00 am (0600 GMT),
shortly after the civil defense service said on Twitter
it was dealing with a "crowding" incident in Mina,
about five kilometers (three miles) from Makkah.
The disaster was the second deadly accident to hit
worshippers this month. A crane collapse in the
nearby holy city of Makkah killed 109 people days
before the hajj.
Here follows the initial figures of Muslim casualties announced by diplomatic missions of different
countries:
Egypt:
Minister of Religious Endowments Mohammed Mokhtar Gomaa said Sunday that 55 citizens were
among the more than 700 people who died in a crush of Muslim pilgrims during this year's hajj in
Saudi Arabia.
He added that 120 Egyptian pilgrims were still missing and 26 are receiving treatment for injuries
sustained during the disaster in the town of Mina, near the holy city of Makkah.
Source : Middle East News Agency (Egypt's state-run agency)
Turkey:
Latest figures announced by Turkish officials put the number of death pilgrims at three.
Source : Anadolu Agency
Nigeria:
Fifty-four Nigerians have been confirmed to have died during Thursday’s stampede in Mina,
according to Alhaji Abdullahi Mukhtar, Chairman, National Hajj Commission of Nigeria (NAHCON).
Mukhtar said 61 other Nigerian pilgrims were injured during the incident.
Source : Vanguard newspaper
Bangladesh:
President of Hajj Agencies Association of Bangladesh (HAAB) Ibrahim Khalil said at least 18
Bangladeshis died in Hajj stampede in Mina, 90 others are missing.
Source : bdnews24.com
Pakistan:
The number of Pakistani pilgrims killed in Mina stampede has reached 42, whereas 33 are injured
and 63 are said to be missing, Prime Minister’s focal person on the incident Dr Tariq Fazal has
said.
Source : Pakistan Today
Tunisia:
Tunisian death toll for Mina crush reached two after another pilgrim was discovered on Monday.
Source : Tunis Afrique Presse (Tunis)
Morocco:
Morocco Foreign Ministry said in a press release on Monday that five Moroccans pilgrims died as a
result of the fatal stampede that occurred in Mina last Thursday.
Source : Morocco World News
Other media reports put the figure at 87 (BBC)
Iran:
More than 136 Iranians dead and 340 still missing.
Source : IRNA news agency
India:
The number of Indian pilgrims killed in the Makkah Haj stampede reached 35.
External Affairs Minister Sushma Swaraj tweeted: "Unfortunately, there are six more Indians
(among dead) taking the toll to 35."
Source : IANS
Figures announced by BBC for African Countries on Sunday:
Egypt: 55
Niger: 22
Cameroon: 21
Ivory Coast: 14
Chad: 11
Somalia: 8 (media reports)
Algeria: 8
Senegal: 5
Tanzania: 5, about 50 missing
Libya: 4
Kenya: 3
Burkina Faso: 1 (Muslim association report)
Burundi: 1

oga come Adeta round about come snap me........ I be vulcanizer...

Thunderstorms (Ara in Yoruba) has scattered valuables worth over #40m at Al-hikma University Campus,
Igbaja ooo. ATM machines, ICT Centre and many gadgets powered through Solar Energy have been
destroyed. The incident occurred during a heavy rainfalls with thunderstorms at dawn on Saturday.

This is the New Comptroller General of Customs, Col. Hammed Ali [rtd] . They said this is his picture when he is in a particularly VERY HAPPY MOOD.. Eyin oni Frozen Food, Gbese re oooo......

Them never give una Admission una don dey face Tanke ? lol....... I love my school.

I can see Afin among the grooms maid......

students life

where are dey going is better u stay home

Na poverty cause am

visiting the dead....... nice idea

love yah post super,,,,

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