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Romance / Re: My Life Has No Meaning. by henndukwe18: 5:06pm On Apr 09, 2023
Goodluck
Romance / Re: Why I Am Single At 31. True Life Story by henndukwe18: 1:24pm On Apr 07, 2023
koladata:
well all i know is that men don't usually leave good women ... until i hear his side of the story. , my ex painted me so bad to the whole world and to my close friend. everybody hated me, but i stood my ground that i was leaving.

There's no way you won't believe her story, she told every single soul including my clients. i lost friends and even money, until one fateful day i hacked her phone and accessed all her whatsap messages, videos and pictures , it was gross , she was a porn star in the making. sharing the honey pot like birthday cake. now everybody believed me when i said i was done with her. She was an angel in the eyes of my family and friends but i was the only one who saw the devil in her before the phone revelation. God saved me[b] , i didn't just dodged a bullet, i dodged an entire military weapon. [/b]

Going forward in my life , if anybody complains of heat break , my first question is usually "what did you do?"
Romance / Re: Why I Am Single At 31. True Life Story by henndukwe18: 1:21pm On Apr 07, 2023
Sorry abt DT, I pray u find someone that will take ur pains away, such is life, maybe d other lady once had a heart break like u and moved on before her husband located her, ur husband will stl locate u
Jokes Etc / Thieves In My House by henndukwe18: 9:51am On Apr 06, 2023
THIEVES IN MY HOUSE
I just dey alone for my house dey baf inside bathroom as I dey sing soso by omah lay, na so person kick bathroom door
Me: who b dt
1st thief: oya comot for there
Me: bros no vex make I wear my boxers.
Soap stl dey my body oo, I com wear my boxers, switch my phone off com hide am inside bucket, as I comot for bathroom
1st thief: where d money
Me: which money
1st thief: where your money
Me: I no get money, cash no dey
2nd thief: shut up, bank don dey give cash
Me: I no get money for acct
1st thief: guy search D's place
3rd thief: OK
1st thief: so as u dey so money no dey D's house
Me: money no dey here
3rd thief: guy, garri dey here oo
Me: see abeg no touch my garri, u fit carry anything BT if u touch my garri, me n u go get problem
3rd thief: u dey mad
Me: sorry no vex.
Then My phone com ring inside bathroom I com remember sey na reboot wey I press instead of shutdown, they collect d phone
1st thief: so u no get money BT u dey use iPhone
me: bros we thank God oo, na just packaging
1st thief: packaging abi, no wahala make I package D's 1
Me: bros no collect my phone oo, if u no how much wey i buy DT phone, dem fit sell ur papa to buy am
1st thief: u dey mad.
D guy com slap me, me n am begin dey fight, d others com dey separate us
2nd thief: guy wetin dey worry u, leave am na, make we comot D's guy no get anything
1st thief: D's guy don insult me I no fit leave am, I go deal with am b4 I go leave here
3rd thief: wetin u wan do am, nothing dey here
1st thief: I go rape am, abeg leave me make I rape D's guy
2nd thief: omo D's guy don mad oo.
D guy com dey remove belt
1st thief: oya comot ur boxers.
I com dey look d guy like Castro for real house of comedy
Me: just dey play
1st thief: guy I say off boxers u dey look me.

Na so I vex giv d guy Castro slap, d guy turn to saint Louis bread, d others run, funny tin b sey, d bread wear belt

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Romance / Re: I Don't Know If Am The Only One That Always Experience This In Relationship by henndukwe18: 12:38pm On Apr 04, 2023
Drug10:
Our chat automatically reduce immediately she accept to date me, not ego or pride but just lack of words to spice the relationship.
its how it is
Romance / Re: I Have Just Lost Everything To Betting by henndukwe18: 2:09pm On Apr 03, 2023
DEROX:
457k lost to virtual too but you know why am not pained i started with 20k and i used 61k for something better so they took their money back sha
u get mind dey bet 100k
Romance / Re: Which One Can You Manage Because Of The Sake Of Love by henndukwe18: 10:06am On Mar 31, 2023
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Health / Re: She Falls Asleep After Every Sex by henndukwe18: 9:52am On Mar 31, 2023
Wannabenz:

Yes Oo for now. We still dey honeymoon sef since February.
enjoy
Romance / Re: The Girl I Love Just Broke My Heart In Such A Despicable Way(pictures) by henndukwe18: 9:37am On Mar 31, 2023
Justbehave:
Chai. Aragbala op. Ndo nna oo
ezigbo ara oo
Education / Re: Today's Mock Jamb Was Indeed A Mockery by henndukwe18: 9:30am On Mar 31, 2023
Another inec

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Romance / Re: Which Of These Black Women Would You Have Sex With? ((pictures Included)) by henndukwe18: 9:47am On Mar 29, 2023
Skinny cutie, my spec
Business / Re: Attn. CBN: POS Operators Now Charge 1k Per N10,000 Withdrawal In Benin City! by henndukwe18: 9:35am On Mar 29, 2023
Una get luck, them dey collect 40 percent for our side
Education / Re: Hello Nairalanders, Please Come Check This Thing Out!! by henndukwe18: 9:34am On Mar 29, 2023
Uuuuhm, red balls?
Romance / Re: Dark Skin Girls Only by henndukwe18: 9:24pm On Mar 27, 2023
I hvnt seen my gf here neither have I seen my spec
Romance / Re: Say No To Porn Video On Phone by henndukwe18: 8:33pm On Mar 27, 2023
SultanOfPuna:
If your brother can do that to you
It means he dosent respect or fear you
Na See finish you be

None of my siblings can go Tru my phone no matter what. It's called Respect
I swear, non of my siblings fit try DT with me
Romance / Re: I Finally Rented A Room After Years Of Suffering.thank God by henndukwe18: 8:24pm On Mar 27, 2023
Congrats bro, may God bless ur hustle and uplift u, I pray that 1 day my turn go reach, life has been unfair to us right from birth, but despite all d challenges that we had encountered, we are stl alive and happy, struggling and hustling for a beta tomorrow, we did nt give up on ourselves, we re strong hustlers, I pray that las las, God no go shame us
Romance / Re: Guys, Which Of These will turn you on instantly And Why by henndukwe18: 3:01pm On Mar 27, 2023
It depends on who is wearing dem
Pets / Re: Real And Weird Photos That Show Our Planet's Unusual Side by henndukwe18: 2:38pm On Mar 27, 2023
yuzjet:
27) This Is Actually One of the Safer Spiders in Australia

Or perhaps we should say least dangerous, given just how notoriously dangerous Australian spiders can be. Now, while this thing may look like something straight out of your nightmares, he's actually quite a useful pet to have; he won't bite unless provoked, and his bites aren't very dangerous at all. What he will do, however, is keep cockroaches away from your home. That doesn't surprise us one bit, really.

If we were a cockroach, and we knew this guy was out to get us, we would stay the heck away from him forever. He's literally one of the most terrifying creatures in the world.
nt just roaches, its gonna freek me out at night

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Pets / Re: Real And Weird Photos That Show Our Planet's Unusual Side by henndukwe18: 2:21pm On Mar 27, 2023
yuzjet:
Nowadays, we can click a few buttons and see endless beautiful photos of the world and the people traveling throughout it. But with perfectly taken, filtered pictures of nature and tourist sites so readily available, we can't help but appreciate these raw, unedited snapshots even more. From chilling places to bizarre occurrences, come take a walk on the wild side and see a different side of our planet.

1) The African Fruit Bat: Yes, It's Real
This guy might look like something out of photoshop, but it's actually called a Buettikofer's epauletted fruit bat. The long-snouted bat is found along the coast of sub-Sahara Africa, and despite its look, the bats only eat fruit. They are also pretty common throughout their range, meaning that if you really want to see one, you likely can. However, like most bats, they are nocturnal and only come out at night.

Just don't be too afraid when you see that face flying towards yours in the middle of the night. And to be honest, the more we look at this photo, the more this little guy actually looks kind of cute.
DT tin creeps me out
Religion / Re: I Have Seen God And I Have A Picture (pictures Included!!) by henndukwe18: 2:13pm On Mar 27, 2023
Mehn, human beings and their knowledge eeh, e tire me
Romance / Re: Pope Francis Dripping With Swag (photo) by henndukwe18: 4:17pm On Mar 26, 2023
The sacred chill

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Education / Re: LARGEST 3D PRINTED BRIDGE by henndukwe18: 2:38pm On Mar 26, 2023
Am stl wondering whether d structure is strong
Romance / Re: I'm Not The Only One Who Noticed This About Rema's hit song Calm Down by henndukwe18: 2:33pm On Mar 26, 2023
falcon01:


Look at the lyrics of the song you are asking me of



I love d song
Romance / Re: I'm Not The Only One Who Noticed This About Rema's hit song Calm Down by henndukwe18: 12:48pm On Mar 25, 2023
falcon01:
No! Not me alone. If you notice most of the comments are against the song.
so wt WL u now say for his song DIRTY
Romance / Re: I'm Not The Only One Who Noticed This About Rema's hit song Calm Down by henndukwe18: 12:44pm On Mar 25, 2023
falcon01:
That ain't even hip hop, That's Afro pop and it's garbage
for u
Romance / Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by henndukwe18: 12:36pm On Mar 25, 2023
cheesy ask d goat wetin dey worry am, e go tell u
Romance / Re: I'm Not The Only One Who Noticed This About Rema's hit song Calm Down by henndukwe18: 12:33pm On Mar 25, 2023
thesicilian:

Lol.
Until you have children around
no oo, I don't allow children watch those videos neither WL I allow my kids watch them, BT unfortunately for me, my dad doesn't care

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Romance / Re: Isn't This Sexual Harassment From Rema? by henndukwe18: 12:28pm On Mar 25, 2023
AoifeNightfall:


So basically he met this girl at a party, he talked to her and she was forming then he decided to touch her nyash Someone he doesn't really know?

Rema is promoting sexual harassment with this song. We must cancel him angry
if u nw see his music video dirty, wetin u go tlk
Romance / Re: I'm Not The Only One Who Noticed This About Rema's hit song Calm Down by henndukwe18: 12:27pm On Mar 25, 2023
ObalendeCMS:
I don’t even listen to all these Nigerian crap called music.

I wonder how they get so much views on SM.

It actually shows that a large percentage of the world’s population is really not intelligent & are probably zombies.

Like the obidients.
seriously

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