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illicit:
Do u like it?

Its a memoir of my University days

ya its interesting

Nigeria movie

SpreshMan:
She did enjoy it… she got tired as I continued

I see, anyway, very soon she is gonna miss it n ask u for it herself, go easy on her next time, don't take any sex enhancement drug or anything DT WL make u high, just be ursef, BT as for d hores outside, feel free to drink fuel, u fit jump from roof land on top d Toto if u want

OdefaGirl:
She's always been brilliant.... You can't take that away from her.

she may be brilliant BT DT dsnt matter in D's case

So D's 1 na record

I don't think she is enjoying d swx at all, cos if she WS, she would b wet, bt since she wasn't wet and u were thrusting rapidly, there would b lots of friction going on in there which would cause a lot of damage

Common entrance na akamu case, jamb no b her mate

Kpekus

I don't tink dey killed anything, unless na mosquito dem kill

kkins25:
Yeah! Just like how I'm always spending more anytime i go to market. Once they detect your nature, then, booom... inflation... 😂 😂 😂 I sometimes know that's not the price but... i hate myself sometimes..

Quietness has its disadvantages and advantages. The advantage, for me, is that no one ever suspect i can do evil. The disadvantage being unable to voice out during time of need and distress..

lol, omo DT ur advantage is also my advantage, pple go look me com b like D's boy dey quiet, e no fit do D's kind tin, just wait until u pour fuel in a small quiet fire n see wt happens nxt, personally I don't even want pple to see me as a good person because they always take advantage of it, they try to use it to their own favour, thereby crossing d line, BT wen u show them d dark side of u, the respect u more, they mind their boundaries n make sure they don't cross Dt line, I respect pple, and in return, I want to b respected, I don't like pple crossing my boundaries, DTS y am always quiet n mind d way I talk to avoid insults n embarrassments

chinae:
Everything isn't violence or screaming onto you voice because "you want change am for the person head". One can achieve same result in quietude via other means.

DTS just me, I use my brain more dan my mouth

Candidlady:
We the quiet ones

aswr, if they knew wt WS going through our minds at DT moment they will just keep quiet

DA blood of jesus

chigo5:
happened to me bck in school, gal had to confront me and ask why I stop caring bout am I tell am say no need of me flocking around other people's babe say me too wan my own babe

lol, I dey tel u

Edyice:
Aunty suzzi23

You went to summit your CV in a company and they didn't take you ... Will you go their again?

ask am oo

adewumiopeyemi:
He did the right thing
Life goes on you already said you can’t date him
So do you still want to be around him wasting his time
Meanwile you Have already told him that you have a boyfriend the way he will chat with you or hangout with you wil reduce
Life Goes on

na so

Lamanii22:
You broke his heart... He has no reason to continue the friendship... Having you in his life is like having a chicken, the chicken he was suppose to eat and now somebody else has eaten it....

exactly d point, in my own time when I crushed on girls, I used to be very close to them, I start by being their friend, from there I advance, I keep getting close n being friendly, funny, caring n romantic at d same time to see if she feels d same way, wen I find out she doesn't feel d same way or she has a bf, then I stop d romantic stuffs, BT I don't stop talking to them, I will reduce d way I talk to them, no more deep conversations, I keep it simple, d less I talk to her d more d feelings disappear, then I will focus on another girl, DTS how I found my girl. And in some cases when u stop talking to DT girl, u have made room for anoda girl to enter ur life, u find out DT there is a girl DT has been showing u green light BT u were busy trying to get D's 1, DTS just life

He wants to be ur bf n nt just ur friend, that's y he asked if u were single, that WS y he WS getting close to u in d first place, dts y he WS so open to u, BT u HV hurt his feelings, even though u guys were not in a relationship, he feels u HV cheated on him, he can't bear d pain of seeing u with anoda guy when he has feelings for u, DTS y he stopped talking to u, not DT he hates u, just DT he can't keep being d same guy anymore nw DT he knows u re in love wit someone, it breaks his heart, he has moved on to see if he will find d love of His life. D's is exactly wt I used to do in my own time before I found d girl am currently with, although I didn't stop talking to them, just not as usual

chatinent:
It can work. The difference in temperature is an energy source.

I don't blv it

Not even gold or diamond, stone, which kind electric stone b DT one, abi na rock of ages or aso rock

Nice2023:
All this because of women...

Tomorrow una go say Nigerians woman na this ,na that.

She is ugly,she be idiot.

U see ur life?

U mean u had ur hair cut because of women.

Guy,u be dirty man. See hair cut wey we dey cut weekly, beards every two days. E reach ur turn,u turn to beauty contest.

lol, its as if d guy forgot his beards

Lol, so u no gt mirror for house, u wan tel us sey all d busses wey u dey enter everyday u no dey use their side mirror, all d vehicles wey park for road u no dey look their glass, abi glass windows no dey ur area

I don't think a normal man would wear DT, unless he is doing a sport activity

joesh94:
It's funny Sha, I chatted one babe on Facebook and when we started talking, I was lazy to type, so I saved her number as ....
And that is how it has been since then.

vawulence

Building: prints building documents
Fanta: a customer DT bought me fanta
Minutes: d name of d work I do for him
Nwanne: has d same voice with two pple I know, BT I stl dnt know him
Sweater: sells sweater
Bracelet: sells it
Buns: sells buns
Sir like: d man told me he likes me, DT am handsome, am suspecting he could be homo

garriAndsugar:
prick fit enter this one

lol, dimple Bleep

I won't even date a lady of d same age

D truth b say d guy fine, BT I fine pass am

I got 173, all because jamb submitted my exam when I still had 8 mins remaining, I had up to 30 questions that I dd not mark that day and it took a lot of scores out of my result, if I had finished that exam, am sure of 215. The problem that we science students have in jamb is time, am taking English, maths, physics and chemistry, 2 hours for these subjects which means I have 30 mins for each 1, so if am using 30 mins to do calculation in maths of 40 questions, that means I HV 30 - 60 secs to answer 1 question, imagine using less than 1min to answer a maths or physics question, only looking at d question can take 2mins not to talk of when u start solving the question, I don't think art students HV DT kind of problem cos DT day, after an hour of starting d exam, I saw some students leaving d hall, that 2 hours is not enough for someone doing calculation, even d English i thought I knew what I WS doing, I got 47, I also knew almost all the questions in maths and physics but time WS nt enough for me to solve them, that is not even my main annoyance, everything WS going perfectly well until wen it WS 8 mins, my exam submitted, those pple had no explanation for it, I just left that place with anger

Sniper101:
I've seen a lotta shit

But seeing two mature ladies going at each other with all seriousness, intensity and vigor...in bed?

Mehnnn
In as much as that shit is a fetish
that shit is just whack

female own is fair, how about two grown up men, DT 1 dey mad me