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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Henuell(m): 10:09am On Feb 05, 2022
Jangbajantis:
A thread full of wack stars// claiming dope but dropping them candle bars// Jangbajantis finna teach them how to spar// with speed lines faster than cars//

Y'all rap nonsense like dolts// acting like you got the best quotes// whereas in real life you can't run shit if you got legs like Usain Bolt//

My tracks gon be on replay// coz I finna have yours replaced// K is useless alphabet but I'll squeeze a 9 and pop the fake DJ// and watch him rot and decay// he keeps dropping shits and shits he'll take//

I land a punch and it's fatal// yes I said it coz I'm able// I wanted to try it on this serial biter called Fadal// but I changed my mind after finding out his name rhymes with anal//

To be continued...



when Lions Roar the wild dogs better get a hidding place//
without a compet.. The Lions always emerge First place/
I see your mom was proud naming you jangbajantis/
guess that's the opposite for"SMART IN MATHEMATICS"/
did u even read the lines you wrote,I doubt it cause its obvious u have JAUNDICE/

Someone on NL called me HENU HELL as a diss/
but I took it as a complement cause I was pleased/
I bring down Flames like the heat from Hell/
open the gates of hell and ma haters gets crisped/
normally Devil nor dey brag,but this time he jux has to tell/
tired of enemies not up to ma standard/
they all END up at the END of ma fist/
Whenever I thrust ma hand,all I hear is sounds of broken teeth/
You still love your bitch even with her fallen tits/
I bet your love for overused things came with the broken condom that made u/
I'm not perfect but when it comes to someone am better than I always act cool/

you can't see a LION asking a deer before it hunts it down/
Even the LARGEST baboons still call him HIGHNESS(hyness)/

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Henuell(m): 9:44am On Feb 05, 2022
IanTempo:


Before I Bar him to death in this Venue here/ I'll let him read the menu well/ for he claims to move demons.. for this sole reason I'm bringing Henu Hell!!/
you may've dried up the WATERS by going down DEEP(deepwaters)
But here in HELL,the only HEN that is allowed to do the smoking is him who brings the HEAT
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by Henuell(m): 9:20am On Feb 05, 2022
JoeWendell:




Good... Battlers complete.. Battle fixtures and dates coming up soon cheesy grin

I'm in bro
Pets / Re: Solid Boerboel For Sale 7month by Henuell(m): 9:52pm On Jan 02, 2022
Still available

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Pets / Re: I Need Pedigree Boerboel Puppies. by Henuell(m): 9:43pm On Jan 02, 2022
Click the link above

Pets / Re: I Need Pedigree Boerboel Puppies. by Henuell(m): 9:42pm On Jan 02, 2022
15ssDRIVE:
Hello House,
Compliments of the seasons. I am currently in need of 2 pedigree boerboel puppies as the title says. Preferably 1 male and 1 female.i am only interested in Lagos oh grin

no cash in advance
no cash for waybill
no cash for driver


we deal strictly cash. Dr Emeka, no waste ur time oh.
If you like solid dogs.my people you won't want to miss this golden opportunity

GENDER:Male
PRICE:120kk(slightly negotiable)
LOCATION:Ado-Ekiti
WAYBILL:Always and highly possible
AGE:7 Months(8 by Jan 14)
whatsapp: 08033996123
N:B. Send a message first to the number saying "From Henuell" so I'll know its for business

https://www.nairaland.com/6920864/solid-boerboel-sale-7month
Pets / Solid Boerboel For Sale 7month by Henuell(m): 9:34pm On Jan 02, 2022
If you like solid dogs.my people you won't want to miss this golden opportunity

GENDER:Male
PRICE:120kk(slightly negotiable)
LOCATION:Ado-Ekiti
WAYBILL:Always and highly possible
AGE:7 Months(8 by Jan 14)
whatsapp: 08033996123
N:B. Send a message first to the number saying "From Henuell" so I'll know its for business

Family / Re: What Are You Gifting Yourself This Christmas? by Henuell(m): 3:55pm On Dec 21, 2021
Na to find like two cheap jeans and two polo for new Benin market to go with my new Pam

Na where person power reach him go do
Family / Re: What Are You Gifting Yourself This Christmas? by Henuell(m): 4:22pm On Dec 20, 2021
Iglesia02:
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Adidas tracksuit.
Make we jux call am joggers

Enjoy your Xmax

As of now na only palm I don't buy

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Family / Re: What Are You Gifting Yourself This Christmas? by Henuell(m): 4:09pm On Dec 20, 2021
Iglesia02:
Am gifting myself this..

Which cloth u wan wear am on

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Family / Re: What Are You Gifting Yourself This Christmas? by Henuell(m): 4:08pm On Dec 20, 2021
Ebukacute:
Sleep... Just sleep. I no even get shishi to travel home or cook something...may be miracle fit hapn sha.. If it doesn't... I would hope on my neighbours.
That's jux a great idea for the ogbelasss

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Family / Re: What Are You Gifting Yourself This Christmas? by Henuell(m): 4:08pm On Dec 20, 2021
Kingmena:
The book called How to structure your business to run effectively without your supervision is the best Christmas gift you can give to any business person you know this Xmas .

Do you know you can learn how to structure your business to run effectively without your presence or supervision and maximize profit, for just 3k ( Xmas Promo) I will send you the material that will guide you to structure your business when you contact me, after now it goes back to 5k and you will be added to a free business group after that
Hope you've read the book
Cause you need it in this your business so that people will notice your comment

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Henuell(m): 3:53pm On Dec 20, 2021
100Barz:
We be preying on Little rapper~Cougar~ NL claimed Tí Wá SÀVÁGÉ,
Flawless Victory, Total Demolition with Little to Nothing to SALVAGE.




Henuell what's good?
When kids like penpul decides to climb TRANSFORMER to see beyond their limit/

They might be SHOCKED of what they find about IT/

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Henuell(m): 3:41pm On Dec 20, 2021
100Barz its like your online...where's dj5naira..ehh maybe he's mixing some tapes sung by apes wearing capes

Wetin I dey write...Can't even type hundred,maybe's bekas of the dread I did for fred,well he's dead from a poisoned bread..well nursery poems I'm jux remembering

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Henuell(m): 3:33pm On Dec 20, 2021
Moving caskets with dead demons n humans through the UNDERWORLD/
.
Well that jux makes me a certified Soul eating UNDERTAKER/

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Henuell(m): 3:30pm On Dec 20, 2021
When the KINGS are absent the servants can even sit on the throne/

But upon glorious arrival,With a snap the MASTERS can severe the servants bones/

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Henuell(m): 3:28pm On Dec 20, 2021
Penpul:
Switch blade to this beetch side if he switch sides/
Cos if I catch him in his balcony. . . I’m dropping 100 bars off the top like a FREESTYLE!
Heheheeheh...guy how many Bars you fit drop with your little Lyrical MUSCLE

out of a 100Barz you can only drop a COUPLE

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Pets / Re: Dairy Of My Caucasian Shepherd TEDDY by Henuell(m): 2:54pm On Dec 20, 2021
Mariomadiba:


Ehh, well well bro. Thank you
The way I love dog ehh....if not for money u for do the remix of 101 damaltian

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Pets / Re: Dairy Of My Caucasian Shepherd TEDDY by Henuell(m): 6:01pm On Dec 19, 2021
Nice
You go like dog oo

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Gaming / Re: Official Minecraft Thread by Henuell(m): 8:55am On Dec 06, 2021
I thought u stopped using the shaders���
Pets / Re: Rottweiler Mix German Shepherd Plays With German Shepherd by Henuell(m): 3:53pm On Dec 03, 2021
olatokunboakiny:
No problem ����
Pls don't be angry
Am really honest pls...I'm not a regular impulsive person...I just don't know what went wrong...Deeply sorry bro
Gaming / Re: Official Minecraft Thread by Henuell(m): 2:16pm On Dec 03, 2021
Hotspotbro:
These Villagers just mumu somehow
Not even somehow


Dem mumu die

Except for the fact that they have sense to run away from dangergrin
Mind if we talked on WhatsApp

07084957641
Pets / Re: Rottweiler Mix German Shepherd Plays With German Shepherd by Henuell(m): 12:39pm On Dec 03, 2021
olatokunboakiny:
That is not mine that is rossie but this is Lucy and point of correction my dog just clock 10 month first week of December so the one u talk about is rossie and pls make research well b4 u accuse someone pls I beg u
Pls don't blame me oo
Cause from the description,it was exactly like yours.u know german-rott X local

Am sorry
Like really sorry for being so impulsive
Pets / Re: Rottweiler Mix German Shepherd Plays With German Shepherd by Henuell(m): 12:37pm On Dec 03, 2021
olatokunboakiny:
That is not mine that is rossie but this is Lucy and point of correction my dog just clock 10 month first week of December so the one u talk about is rossie and pls make research well b4 u accuse someone pls I beg u

Guy sorry oo,Na joke oo...Am sorry really sorry...I was just bored

I know I shouldn't have said that...I'm deeply sorry...like really sorry
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Henuell(m): 8:46pm On Dec 02, 2021
Born2winKingOG:

Thought he your friend, you both been sucking each other dîck lately.

Its a shame how young kids talk about dick....wonder how ur family cope with a child GAY
Today is my NO KILL DAY
run along child,your mom ll soon come looking
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Henuell(m): 7:04pm On Dec 02, 2021
It stinks,where TF is my NOSEMASK
dirty,stinky lyrics even MAX-KNOWS wink
Your stench blocked MAX'sNOSE
But u still claim u gat LYRICAL FLOW
have u ever asked why your blood pressure's always LOW?
guess u never knew I drained 50% of ur blood with a LYRICAL BLOW

Your dad couldn't do the damn JOB
he fell like a log After taking ma hot JAB
thought he'd put up a fight like DEF JAM
your dad's an overnight bread and you're the HeAtEd JAM
U always thought ur dad used the door,NO! I three him over the DAM

its time to stop playing with toy guns and pull out the big GUN
Made it to boss level, now where's the DON?

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Gaming / Re: Official Minecraft Thread by Henuell(m): 6:51pm On Dec 02, 2021
Rosario46:
Hello to all I am new here and have various topics and information here, really good works I also have a site about Minecraft shaders. In computer graphics, a shader is a type of computer program originally used for shading in 3D scenes the production of appropriate levels of light and all for that you can download Minecraft BSL Shader

At Least someone that loves Minecraft
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Henuell(m): 6:47pm On Dec 02, 2021
100Barz:


Yea blood,
This Niggaz Smelly Rhymes' making Noise~all am hearing now is THE ODOR RANT(DEODORANT)


Always on POINT
or should I say

Always on BARZ
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Henuell(m): 3:48pm On Dec 02, 2021
Its odd swimming against the massive ocean current
Your lyrics are FOREIGN those days they kept it FOR-RENT
yea aliens like you don't rap so FLUENT
slimy n stinky barz,do u even wear DEODORANT
there's one thing that deprives you from going HOT
cause your slimy lines are your brain's desired COOLANT

I'm writing this in aa real HEIST
At least I don't do stuffs like COPY PASTE
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Henuell(m): 3:40pm On Dec 02, 2021
100Barz:




Thankz Blood, wouldnt be here without you guys

grin
Its time I'd dropped some wordplays

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