₦airaland Forum

my name z on d senate list bt wenever i go to d exams and record dept to collect my result, they wl tell me dat my result is nt yet out. Dat our department has nt sent it. Am confused ooo. Is it possible dat my name can appear on nysc senate online list wtout d senate approving my result(since its nt yet out).
I approched our dept sec. And she told me dat she has sent d result and even told me dat i got 2.1
nnah, help a nigga out. Am confused. Should i proceed wt ma online reg since i saw my name on senate approved list?
Cc Tolustx
Cc Soyiqyinka

if u have done ur online reg. Pls help others nah. What r d requirements. Was Waec, first skul leaving certifcate and statement of result required?

4those that have started dia online reg. Pls tell us d requirements. Cuz am nt wt my FSLC and statement of result

mods, do d needful. Move ds topic to FP

bought 2plots of land at page 500. Bk to my question, who has dn dia e-reg? Is dia any space 4 result ref number?

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i swear, traffic z heavy today oo. A15.

e dn dey set.

land bought. At page...

i must buy a land in page 500.

4 those that started their e-reg, is their any space 4 statement of result ref number?

if d senate hasnt approved ur result, wil ur name be mobilized and wl it be uploaded to d nysc website?

babatawa:
My friend Calm Down

we stee dey look for our names here

hahahaha. I tire 4da guy oo. He dn start e-reg whereas odas are stil luking 4dia names. We stil dey ride bicycle, pesn get mind go buy car

prissyluv:
Abdamola,dammyllare,dom222,Olutunji390. Thanks for the answers ooo. But i stil dey fear. What date of graduation will now I write during my online registration?
Rusa,heskeyw,wetin we go do na?

am stil as confused as PHCN but God dey

prissyluv:
Thanks dear. BP has come down to normal. Besides,my date of graduation is wrong.
They wrote date of graduation 2/27/2014. I graduated 2013.

same wt mine. Graduated in 2013 by they wrote 2-27-2014. Marketing NAU CHAPTER

missed B14 and C14. Just checked mine and i saw my name boldly written on dia site.
The God of St.Pauls anglican church onitsha z ALIVE.

already saw mine. Date of grad na 2014. Mkting. Unizik chapter

PROUD TO BE A KEGGITE....
KEGITES KLUB IS NOT A SECRET
SOCIETY. (13) BASIC
FACTS ABOUT KEGITS KLUB
1. OTHERS MET IN THE BUSH,
BUT WE MET AT THE
SHRINE
2. PEOPLE SCAMPER FOR SAFETY
WHEN OTHERS
GATHE
R, BUT PEOPLE DRAW CLOSER
WHEN WE
(KEGITES) GATHER.
3. LECTURERS WHO BELONG TO
THE OTHER GROUPS
DO NOT ALLOW STUDENTS TO
KNOW ABOUT THEIR
MEMBERSHIP, BUT LECTURERS
WHO BELONG TO
KEGITES KLUB FIGHTS FOR
KEGITES RIGHT DURING
SENATE MEETING
4. OTHERS BELIEVE THAT EVERY
Bleep UP MUST BE
TREATED, BUT KEGITES BELIEVE
THERE IS UNITY IN
DIVERSITY.
5. OTHERS FLY COLOURS, BUT
KEGITS REGALIATES.
6. THEY WEAR BERETS BUT WE
PUT IN CAPITO.
7. THEY DRINK BLOOD BUT WE
IMBIBE HOLY H2O
8. THEY SPEAK SLANG'S BUT WE
SIMPLY VIBRATE IN
MOTHER LANGUAGE WHICH IS
AFRICA
9. THEY SAY THEY ARE CAPPING
BUT WE SAY WE
ARE VIBRATING.
10. Police arrest them when
they gather, but police
joins kegtes when they gather
11. Their symbol is usually a
skull but our symbol is
simply a palm tree.
12. They welcome new
members through initiation
but we welcome new
members through liberation.
13. They do not allow people to
observe them when
the shake each other, but we
always do your shining
(hand shake) to the
amusement of every one.
14. THEY CALL THEIR LEADER
CAPON, WE CALL OUR
LEADER A CHIEF
15. THEY CALL THEIR MEMBER
SOME STRANGE
NAMES BUT WE CALL OUR
MEMBERS COMRAD
16. THEY DO NOT HAVE AN
AUTHORIZED PLACE OF
GATHERING ON CAMPUS, BUT
THE SCHOOL
AUTHORITY GAVE US A PLACE
WHERE WE ALWAYS
GATHER ON CAMPUS
17. THEY MOVE AROUND
CARING
ARMS AND
AMMUNITION BUT WE DO NOT
MOVE AROUND WITH
ANY ILLEGAL CUM UNFRIENDLY
MATERIAL.
18. THEY USUALLY END UP WITH
A PASS OR EVEN
RUSTICATED FROM CAMPUS,
BUT
WE ENJOYS OUR
GOOD GRADES AFTER
GRADUATION
19. MOST FAKE COPERS ARE
USUALLY THEIR
MEMBERS WHILE MOST OF THE
ORIGINAL COPERS
BELONG TO THE SUPREME
COMRADIUM....

Enasdan:
4 clarity wht do u mean by FSLC?

first school leaving certificate.

4 their mind, they wan win
almighty barca for ethihad
stadium? They dn jam one
chance. Suarez go use them
justify his huge price tag

in reminese voice - lo lo lo lo,
LOCAL CHAMPIONS #MANCITY

pellegrini be lyk - oh! God, ds cannot be meeee.

nnah my fellow peeps, i havent gotten my FSLC. I HEARD someone saying dat fslc z a compulsory requirement during d online reg.

any guy 4rm zikites? Has anytn bn said abt our nysc stuff? I have submitted my number .t d nysc office.

Empiree:
Usually they say it's beef but doesn't mean beef is bad. The less we consume the better. Overall the less we consume meat the better. Pork or pork products are no no including red meat. Kidney also produces creatinine which should not be higher above average.

Like a friend of mine whose result came 414.9, that's 300.0 cutoff. That's too high. Although it doesn't necessarily indicates kidney disease. It just probably due to dehydration which doctor already advised. Drinking water is very important. Otherwise it may lead to congestion. That's was my friend had. Other signs are lower back pain (bone), dry skin, confusion.

wow. Nice info

i dnt blame d man, rather i blame his wife who does nt know any sex position other dan missionary....
When ur wife z firing up all her cylinders in d bedroom, my bruh, u go enjoy sex die. By d way, is missionary style stil envoke? I thought it vanished with d so-called manual gears in cars.
NB: whatever happens in d matrimonial bedroom is nt a sin.

in your own words, can you describe or explain the term 'OFFSIDE' in the game of football.

Tandullceblog:
But I like meat so much. Wait which type of meat? Every meat Or just beef

Please say just beef .

meat is meat wheather na pork or na beef. But red meat is more dangerous than white meat

YOUR KIDNEY DESERVES THE
BEST

Barely three weeks ago, we all
received the news of
the demise of the Nigerian actor,
Muna Obiekwe as a
result of kidney failure. I want to
show you how to
avert this menace of kidney
disease. Very easy and
effective. Feel free to share, copy
and disseminate as
am doing now. SO HERE ARE THE
TOP SIX CAUSES
OF KIDNEY DISEASE:

1. Delaying going to a toilet
Keeping your urine in
your bladder for too long is a
bad idea. A full bladder
can cause bladder damage. The
urine that stays in
the bladder multiplies bacteria
quickly. Once the
urine refluxes back to the ureter
and kidneys, the
toxic substances can result in
kidney infections, then
urinary tract infections, and then
nephritis, and even
uremia. When nature calls – do it
as soon as
possible.


2. Eating too much salt,You
should eat no more than
5.8 grams of salt daily.


3. Eating too much meat. Too
much protein in your
diet is harmful for your kidneys.
Protein digestion
produces ammonia – a toxin that
is very destructive
to your kidneys. More meat
equals more kidney
damage.


4. Drinking too much caffeine
Caffeine is a
component of many sodas and
soft drinks. It raises
your blood pressure and your
kidneys start suffering.
So you should cut down the
amount of coke you
drink daily.


5. Not drinking water.
Our kidneys should
be hydrated properly to perform
their functions well.
If we don’t drink enough, the
toxins can start
accumulating in the blood, as
there isn’t enough fluid
to drain them through the
kidneys. Drink more than
10 glasses of water daily. There is
an easy way to
check if you are drinking enough
water: look at the
colour of your urine; the lighter
the colour, the better.


6. Late treatment . Treat all your
health problems
properly and have your health
checked regularly.

Let's help ourselves...God will
protect you and your
family from every disease this
year! Amen

All unizik prospective corpers should go to the admin block B (student affairs/ NYSC unit) and check if dia names r there. Also remember to drop ur phone number with them for mobilization.
Pls, I paid for the skul I'd cards 1500 at fidelity bank, and collected the teller, so what am I supposed to do next Where will I submit the teller in order to get my I'd card or should collect an I'd card from my guy and manufacture my own in a nearby cafe

Brave man, you r needed I'm the nigerian army to help fight bokoharam

For unizik guys 2013/2014 batch, has our result bn released to the exams and record. Last time I checked, they said dat d result hasn't bn pushed to them.

Anyone in unizik here? How about school I'd card I paid for it in fidelity bank but I don't know what's the nxt step?