₦airaland Forum

iceberylin:
A nigga bleeped u and u felt Nothing


How wide is it

Hahahaahahahahaha
@seun, give ds man two kegs of palm wine

ogeoflyf:
Ur sun glass dey one side n ur face dey another side. Haba mana!

It is not my fault. It is the shape of my flat nose that caused it.

YNeme3E:
haha,mehn I really need it.

It is not my fault. It is the shape of my nose that caused it.

K, I dn come.

YNeme3E:
Nawah ooo,, just listen to d music ni and enjoy d beat.. Its ur choice if u wan rape babe.. No be olamide song dey cause d rapes in nigeria. Its simply d wicked desires of men,, simple.. Mtcheeww.. Make una no vex me ooo.... NEXT....

Lolx... Give ds a man a packet of VITAMIN C

GGfadar:
that's exactly what u do

Lmao. What is dat? Here in onitsha, we don't speak english.

Is it still available, I am in anambra state. I have 60k cash. No long story. I will only tell u what I can do. I won 72k last nyt on merrybet, I will use 10k to buy phone and 60k for the lappy. Xtra 2k na for emergency tnz. 08138433318

Op, u forgot mas-tur-ba-tion. Some people when bored do hmmmm hmMmm(tell me something I dnt know)

6.9 what? Bro, no kill pesn with price oo. Politicians no dey NL

Put hypo in a hot water and dip d lower part of ur body inside the water for like 30mins

I got so angry with her and I told her ' your legs are like onitsha main market, always open for business'

Though I apologised to her bt the damaged has already bn done.

No need telling her RIP

nwaobitex:
Ok

Meeting is by 9pm tonyt

kingphilip:
wetin u learn from church today

I didn't went to church today. Our pastor locked d church last sunday after mass. He travelled on friday and he mistakenly took the key with him.

kingphilip:
wetin u learn from church today

I didn't went to church today. Our pastor locked d church last sunday after mass. He travelled on friday and he mistakenly took the key with him.

Therock5555:
Pastor said those of us that chase girls are on our way to HELL, and I was just eyeing one sweet chick that moment, naso the babe just bone me, even disappear before I could catch up with her.



Anyway I would be going to school in Lille, France next week, I just hope their pastors won't behave like naija pastors

Bro, hook me up wen u get to france. Am studying marketing in paris.

ayukdaboss:
What the hoot is this?? Why do you people tell so many lies? Which court stopped APC Reps from not having access to the House of Assembly? My brother Fear God, today is Sunday.

Lol, my brother, u r very funny.

"Football is all about
PASSION(in wenger's voice) it doesn't
matter whether you win or LOSE"

My name is wenger, and I schooled in FRANCE. Lolx.
Up manutd

KA GBU GBU GBU GBU GBU GBUM GBUM GBUM GBU KPAMMMMMM!!!!!




Do u hear the sound?
That's me drumming.
Up manutd.

Login2heskey@gmail.com

Make una help ds man nah. @op, I feel ur pain bt I dnt know anytn abt computer. Maybe, u shud mail the mods so that they will move it to FP

Hardware & Software
The processor is very much the
same with Tecno's latest
smartphones. Tecno L7 comes
with a 1.3GHz quad-core
processor, but with a generous
2GB of RAM. It features 16GB
built-in storage with support for
USB On the Go, but lacks a
microSD slot.
The 5-inch display is of modest
quality, but the 720 x 1280
pixels resolution can offers
some consolation. Tecno L7
sports a 13 megapixels rear
camera and a 5 megapixels
front facing camera.
Pricing and availability
Tecno L7 is now available in
Nigeria. You can buy at leading
online stores in Nigeria. Tecno
L7 Price in Nigeria ranges from
N33,500 to N40,000 depending
on your location in the country.
Tecno L7 Specs
Here are a few specs of the
Tecno L7:
General Features
Platform: Android 4.4.2
(KitKat)
Processor: 1.3GHz quad-core
Processor
GPU: -
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Colours: Black, White
Dimension: 141.5 x 70.7 x 8.9
mm
Weight: -
SIM Type: 1 Micro SIM, 1 Mini
SIM
SIM Count: Dual SIM, Dual
Standby
Display
Display: 5-inch TFT Display,
720 x 1280 pixels (293ppi)
Display Protection: -
Camera
Rear Camera: 13 MP Camera,
Video
Rear Camera Features: LED
Flash, Autofocus
Front Camera: 5 MP Camera
Storage
Built-in Storage: 16GB
Storage
Memory Card Support: No
Bundled Cloud Storage: -
Network Support
2G GSM: 900 / 1800 MHz
2G CDMA 1X: No
3G WCDMA: 2100MHz
3G CDMA EVDO: No
4G LTE: No
Internet & Connectivity
GPRS: Yes, up to 48kbps
EDGE: Yes
3G/WCDMA/HSPA: Yes
HSPA+: Yes
CDMA EVDO: No
4G LTE: No
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n
Wi-Fi Hotspot: Yes
Bluetooth: Yes, Bluetooth 4.0
with A2DP
NFC: No
Infrared Blaster: No
USB Port: Yes, microUSB 2.0,
USB On the Go
Messaging
SMS/MMS: Yes
Instant Messaging: Yes
Push Emails: Yes
Email Protocol: IMAP4, POP3,
SMTP
Entertainment
Music Player: Yes, mp3, WAV,
FLAC, eACC+
Video Player: Yes, MPEG4,
H.263, H.264, XviD
FM Radio: Yes
Loudspeaker: Yes
3.5mm Jack: Yes
Navigation
Navigation: Yes, GPS with A-
GPS
Maps: Yes, Google Maps
Sensors & Control
Digital Compass: Yes
Accelerometer: Yes
Proximity Sensor: Yes
Light Sensor: Yes
Barometer: No
Pedometer: No
Heart Rate Monitor: No
Gyroscope: Yes
Fingerprint Scanner: No
Iris Scanner: No
Intelligent Digital Assistant:
No
Motion Sensing / Gesture
Control: No
Voice Control: No
Other Features
Video Streaming: Yes
Active Noise Cancellation: -
Wireless Charging: No
Water Resistant: No
Dust Resistant: No
Image Editor: No (download
at store)
Video Editor: No (download
at store)
Document Viewer: Yes
Document Editor: No
(download at store)
Battery
Battery: 3050 mAh Li-ion
Battery
Standby Time: -
Talktime: -

How did he survive this? The
medical staff at a Polish
Emergency ward were surprised
when 40 year old Kamil
Podwinski calmly walked into
their medical centre with a
15inch piece of wood stuck
right through his head.
According to New York Post, Mr
Podwinski was renovating his
home in Konin Poland when
the freak accident happened.
He reportedly told the nurses
he was working when he
slipped and fell face first onto a
sharp piece of wood. The wood
entered his face just below his
eye socket and came out
through the back of his neck.
And he survived. He actually
took himself to the hospital.
At the hospital, the staff had to
call the fire service department
because they'd never dealt with
something like that before and
were scared they might cause
more injury trying to remove
the piece of wood out of the
man. The fire service arrived the
hospital and helped the medical
team remove the wood without
causing further damage.
The incident has since been
described as a miracle as the
man who was calm through out
the ordeal, didn't suffer serious
injuries and is recovering in the
hospital.
Source lindaikeji..com

briantext:
Wtf!

Sir, the f u c k is here. Shall I bring it?

No time to say no time.

brigadier747:
quote

Like you have been dreaming in islands of mediocre s ,dis ride u c here is 03/04 model 4matic bro d type d king of ur village and ur political leaders drive
Dat they wave u from and u stare in admiration
Ur 650k will not get u a direct a 1994 Mercedes c class bro ,I advise u save that change u call money or use it to buy bottles fr frnds

wait! 03/04? I thought its 13/14 model. Besides, d king of ma village owns a bicycle nt a car.

na old car nah. Besyds, if i buy am, i wl need to change d colour to black. Cum collect 650k wt a merrybet betslip worth 350k(if u win am, ur luck).

PDP undoings is making this man more POPULAR. Removing security aides 4rm him makes him to b more famous