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[quote author=Fragility6 post=95064358]Whoever believed an axe would penetrate a moving bulletproof car is one of the problems of nigeria[/quote
unfortunately it will sir ]

Cmanforall:
I wonder if it is the same in the North.
Guess its same way with SARS, Absent in North.
From the situation of things, it seems the country has already divided.
With these ongoing protests, it may be scary to imagine the order that will be given to the police/army in the southeast.
Perhaps, they might target one of their celebrities and tag it accidental discharge. I hope it does not happen.

baba it's the same in the north ooo....
atleast I know well of ilorin-jebba-mokwa- birnin kaffi- Kaduna full of all the country's military n paramilitary check points u can think of including customs n immigration where vehicles have to do a long queue all to pay bribe...pueeeh is this a sane country

Kenmatt:
It's no big deal.
PSG and MANU will qualify from that group
Leipzig and Instanbul are not that strong.
Leipzig concerns goals alot.

see you lol I wan laugh gan ooo u mean Leipzig concede goals a lot right? can your manutd outscore this people?

Fantazy:
See what this one just typed! Is that Arsenal's first eleven?

no mind them jare

donoro:
Lol I just checked Liverpool lineup mane and firmino no even dey bench

aubameyang n Willian no dey arsenal bench too lol

Siberia01:
Explorers is showing us computer generated pics we all know thats not the real pictures the Luxemburg i know is a small shit hole with poor people... that can't afford basic amenities education system not recognised what's their GDP who knows their musicians who knows their actors and actresses
Nigeria is bad but economically and infrastructure wise its well better than that village... how many billionaires do they have
dangote alone can buy that hamlet

bros sorry o but shey u go school?

Enoch07:
some animals are even more useful than some humans

abi oo lol,atleast this rat go school n makes him stand out amidst his friends here, d naija own dey chase baba out of Aso Rock sef lol

Many people here never been to deputy governors office ,ive been to couple of deputygov offices in different states,the security architecture there are just there,nothing tight or strict,in fact most states neglect ths deputies complexe my good people,no activities always dry rusty n dusty,just 1 or 2 civil defence and a mopol. burgled? I wouldn't be surprised but 4times is a different thing even if na my house I go suspect my gateman.
many times the principal staffs ain't there even the office holder sef including Lagos own opposition state house alausa

Bayern I swear na bad market una be this night...anyways 2-1

SeunAdeniyi1:
If dem no win, make I no see tomorrow.

small small o my bro...football mad gan oo

Kbs468:
No Ozil in the line up

yy arteta and arsenal dey do like this on our MO10

NaijaOlosho:
Wizkid is full if pride

lol i know one mungo park go sha mention our star boy here ....tueh

This maybach should be superior to Buhari Sclass oo....money sweet hmmn,ipray for grace o lord,uplift me too God amin

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Instead of una to reach agreement with them una dey declare thier strike unecessary...pay them thier money
.. this is why to work for salary dey tire me..be it private or government...na even government worse
....Na so them go dey owe people different allowance....Hazard allowance...Pension go do their own......National housing fund go do their own
Over time
Shift ......This and that
Before you know them go die leave the allowance without enjoying it
Government work dey cause pover-tea
See my cousin despite say he dey level 8 for Uniben....still na me dey package he life....we go dey beer parlour..na me dey tiding the bills....I don tell am many times make he resign...he still dey the work dey mumu himself....all these go slow life me nor dey do am

Mr it's like you get work wey u wan give that your cousin ba?
Is there any legitimate work in naija that can turn one to a millionaire fast n easy?

Omo things dey ooo....I hate to admit that there' are charms,juju/voodoo but things dey happen for naija...seems nobody ever heard of a story where a Community transformer a functional one oo was stolen at night by thieves while the whole Community was asleep including mai guards oo...I heard the thieves actually buried charm at the entrance and exits to the streets.atleast 6 able bodied men nothing less than 3-4hrs for d operation oo,with the truck dem go bring lasan in spite of all the landlord always claiming vigilantes and oldsoilders for area ...

Lol....d thing dey always be like film oo....it happened to me around 2015,uncle who' was corp member then had his laptop stolen and my Sony phone too then,the thing pain me well because it was a window theft,I be kind person wey dey always stay alert even in my sleep only God n the thieves knows what happened that night o but they came through the fence,last last we installed American fence wire round the house... That single incident cost me a lot,contacts,mails so unfortunate God punish those guys

babyjoy92:
I dey school jeje wey dem register me to collect loan, all of us for my house collect d loan, but we knew it was a generous gift from d failed govt, dem nova born anybody papa well make e cun dey disturb me for 10k loan, d suffering from this govt pass 10k

Lol d same thing ApcParty ward chairman wey be dads guy for area come register me n my siblings for house then before we go school but we didn't see our own 10k na ...Osinbajo how far

Emmypure:
must you tell me how to spend my spare money, I donated 50 dollar to her, come and beat me I am at my house, for those that are criticizing bbn, why are you people watching porn, soccer wrestling and boxing, is it not for entertainment, must you choose for me the type of entertainment that I like?

Jehova jare! Allahu Akbar!
Bros from your large heart I need just half of that 50 to stay baLnced

Kubernetes:
You will continue to wallow in pain, frustration and anger if this is your view on Islam, it will continue to grow and mostly in the western world.

The western world thought so,at the beginning but has to accept the fact that islam has come to stay against all odds.
I give thanks to the prophets whom the Almighty sent to deliver the golden message of one true God whom we should all worship.
Noah, Abraham,Mosses,Isah and Yamuhammad saw.

Akhirastriver:
Come here ,where did u read Muhammad lifestyle from ,he only fought battles waged against him in the first place , show me where Muhammad killed unjustly , when Muhammad was prosecuted in Makkah he and his believers migrated to Medina where there were both Jews and Christians ,did he killed them . Look at Muhammad's saying abt going for battle
1.Never kill children
2.dont kill old people, fight those who fight u
3.don't destroy a tree
4.don't destroy their worshipping place.
And so on .

U really need to read abt his history not wat u see online ..
And u talk abt cutting of hands ,y did u use Nigeria as an example ,yes the ruling about theft in Islam is that if it is done out of hunger ,the thief's hand shouldn't be cut off ,but it is done out of greediness ,the hand should be cut off

Pls ustadh I need an answer to this thanks
Salaam alaykum...
Please about the blasphemy case in kano,we all are aware of the shariah on it,yet some muslims still condemned the ruling?
My question now to scholars here is that,in accordance to shariah, can the man be pardoned and discharged if he tendered an open apology ?
And I havent heard of a public fatwa by ulamas here in the SW on the case what's going on?

Salaam alaykum...
Please about the blasphemy case in kano,we all are aware of the shariah on it,yet some muslims still condemned the ruling?
My question now to scholars here is that,in accordance to shariah, can the man be pardoned and discharged if he tendered an open apology ?
And I havent heard of a public fatwa by ulamas here in the SW on the case what's going on?

Terrible....e no easy oo
But he's a university graduate na..he's suppose to be at least an ASP In the police he shouldn't be in the open back of a hilux van... RIp to him

Hmmmmn....in few years time a one Nigeria is doubtful or not

Epstein:
Fake pics..........na so dem tell us Enugu airport dey?

Yenyen****Baba wettin your type dey find for airport before,cos i dont know what's special in this pictures that' makes u think it's too good to be true lol, if u no fit travel out Google airports in china,canada,uae,even s/A sef
Thanks

Wetting dem go talk before...make anything sha no happen to my remaining changes wey dey dia else

osazsky:
ignore them..bale leg and hazard leg nor they touch ball before them run with ball one invisible player don remove am thru thier back na wah o.those midfielders are wicked.they wont even give u time to think before collecting the ball from u.i feel for hazard.wrong move so painful.he now looks ordinary like the person he replaced who is now in juve

You are such a disrespectful fellow O mr man.. na your Goat's GOAT you dey address comparing Hazard abi gizzard to ba?

lomprico:
man U will be useless next season
no signing yet, just noise

Them don almost sign one Holland star boy van de beek abi wettin be him name

Coyg.....we gonna shock em all..
Next signings go loud

Mtn na thief now oo...I'm tired already
Or how can you explain 2Gg in 2days without any downloads of note...now 750mb last nite don remain 140mb
NCC do something

prinsam30:
I av that thought already, I'll nurture it and when it's ripe, I'll dash 50 folks 2K each

Wawu Bros I no mind u add me to d list for that 2k....arsenal don win!!!
#COYG#WAKANDA

Kekereekun123:
hahahahah na there he go be. oke odo after that petrol station opposite kdorms lmao

Aswear that joint ehhn i cant forget o
,me and my guys don go drink jedi that nite,it was dark some of them dey smoke AZ join,I dont do smoke so they all had their turns throwing jabs at me,omo I frustrate sote from d alcohol jedi highness vex request for some Az I come buy indomie pour my own Az mix,with one spoon like this i knew all wasnt well based on levels sha I chop finish.going home i just dey shout dey talk I vex slap am, i reach my hostel side for sanrab unilorin healthcare hostel,we stopped bike,our waKa ehn na film,people of God I slept till 2pm d next day,babe show up i didn't brush i almost tear off her cloth f**k we almost broke up cos i said things to her I cant finish my story walahi,d thing dey body for 3 straight days

bolaayenimo:
Are you high on weed or something??

Man,what's your point now?
Well,Touch your head,knock it hard for you lack commonsense...

I expect Ambode to pick nomination form this week sha ,let's watch maybe this is gonna be his compensation or another plot to disgrace him