₦airaland Forum

glorex: don't u feel jealous when another man is around your GF?

marieolae: Bleach your yansh, knees, knuckles, feet..so everytin can blend very well.

axortedbabe: Wizzy anytym n he's way finer too..

rozzay: Wizzy for me anytime anyday

Ivanspring: I usually use reverse psychology and emotional blackmail to get back at him.

Finepaparazy: WHICH OF THESE BEST SELLERS BOOKS...
WOULD YOU BUY

1. How to Look handsome by
Obasanjo

2. Secret of Successful Marriage
by Pastor Chris O

3. Foods that wil make you
Grow Tall by Osita Iheme

4. MyLove for Nigeria by
Abubakar Sheakeau

5. Tips to get Married by
Genevieve Nnaji

6.The Joy of Poverty by Aliko
Dangote

7.Tips for Passing ur English
Language by Patience Jonathan.

8. Good Governance by Gov T A Orji.

9. The Poeple are my Friends
by Ebola

Drop your favourite book..

marieolae: When we look good, don't you admire us?

marieolae: If your not attracted to an "artificial babe", then someone else will be.

chemystery: These are associations on nairaland.

TDAN - Thread Derailers Association of Nairaland
This group is dominated by ladies and all they do is derail thread. For the sake of fear of their badmouth, i chose not to assign members here. But if your liver reach, help me fish them out

NAFWIAC - Nairaland Agency For Woman-wrappering Investigation And Control
This group checkmates all forms and levels of woman wrapper-ing. Members include:
tosyne2much - CEO
LaurelP - Managing Director
chemystery - Special Adviser and PA to CEO
naijaboiy - Recruiter
WWAN - Woman Wrapper-ing Association of Nairaland
This group is where we have all women stalkers/wrapper-ers.
I'm new here so i leave the old cargoes or top members of NAFWIAC to assign members here.
AJAJOP - Association of Jonsing and Jobless Posters
This group post jonsing or fake stories. Here are some honorable members:
Andyblaze - CEO
Spacegoat - Coordinator, Jonsing posts
yungwizzzy - Trainee
NMCG - Nairaland Meaningful Contributors Group
From my observation, these are those i have seen with at least straight-to-the-point-comment. Here as some members:
mariolae - MD of NMCG
unyours - Shareholder
MrsBreezy - P.R.O
pasqal09 - Chairman
Bashers Commitee
For those whose job is to bash you for one or two reasons(esp pertaining your use of words).
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TTA - Talk-Take Association
These are people popular for numerous posts: Member:
rozzay - sole ownership
ETYG - Every Thread You Go
These guys are like MTN - You see them on almost every thread. Members are:
temigracie - CEO
dytbabe - MD
rozzay - major shareholder
mariolae - runner up

I placed this on the romance section cos that's where i tend to know a lot of nairalander. This is just for fun so don't take it personal. Maybe i missed some Associations or Members. You are free to add to the list.

tosyne2much: Most guys spend money on ladies and think its normal not knowing fully well that they fall in the category of magas.. However, most guys do some extra ordinary things which they cannot do to their male folks but do these to adore or show how caring they are to ladies nothing knowing they are being maga-d

Check the list to know if you belong in to any of the category of magas


1. You take a lady to an eatery, she eats while you watch claiming you have no appetite.. *You are a maga at OND level*

2. You bought a lady 1,500 recharge card and you begged ur friends for N50 transfer telling them you have no call credit ... *You are a maga at Bsc level*

3. You bought Bold5 for a lady and bought Curve2 for yourself claiming you don't fancy newer phones.. *You are a maga at PGD level*

4. Ur mom has chronic malaria, you bought her drugs worth 50 naira, ur gf is hungry, you took her to an eatery and squander 5k on a meal...* Maga at VC level*

5. You subscribed a day BIS for yourself and subscribed one month for a lady claiming you don't fancy internet browsing * Maga at SSCE level*

6. A lady visits you and sees you drinking garri without sugar, she told you she's hungry and you quickly dashed to a nearby eatery to get her fried rice and chicken...* You are a maga at HND level

And lastly, when a guy condemns, attacks, bash, crucify, insults and quickly pick offence on this write-up * you are a maga at CEO level*
*Feel free to add yours*

*Have fun*

EroticAngelina: Hi, i want to use this opportunity to warn nairaland guys to stop disturbing me with emails!!! I jx registered, and lots of guys are sending me emails. D one dat made me loose my mind was wen i logged in, nd i saw dat abt 35guys sent me emails, i had to do sumtin to stp dis madness! It is making my mail box crowded wit useless mails, nd i hate letting my email get crowded! Its tooo much, and it gives me headache. I try to be nice nd answer 'em all, bt thrz jx too much a girl can take okay? pls stop sending too much mails. Am sure thr ar some gals who ar facing the same thing im complainin of. Ask bfor u send, nd if i say no. Pls dnt try to send! Iv tried to make u guys stop, bt it seems impossible, so i had no other choice but to post lt here as a topic. And pls does anyone knw hw to ban someone frm sending u prvt msgs or emails on nairaland? If u knw, pls share wit me. I rly need it to tame these nairaland guys Sorry if i sounded rude, but like i said, i had no choice. No insults pls.

dmcdad: Una just dey share am like food.

Dayjhihannon01: exactly... Like successfully donated for you sire!!

Dayjhihannon01: Since the matter of like(s) on pinshure don dey turn another matter for here like say nah likes we go take collect money from bank.... Small time they go create a thread like dis www.nairaland.com/1904302/why-it-very-rare-find
And ladies wan gather all the likes like say nah only dem cute pass..

I'm standing in the gap for guys to create dis thread for guys and ladies who will be magnanimous enough to donate charity like for guys pic, either em wohwoh or fine(infact no whowho guys for NL self). Even if nah cartoon... Just donate.. Oya here we go... Find a guys dp fain one hammer and hit like. And guys, let's tell dem say we also get population..

#OperationDonateCharityLikesForGuys.....

ejikechibuzor: CONFUSION is when you go steal meat from the pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot