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007Bruce:
work on your rhymes, try doing more than 2 syllables

I know jare..I'm lazy, I don't take this sh1t too serious as most niggaz here..na ma leisure be this..again, all my bars are all freestyles, so no time to focus on that...besides this is ffr were bars dropped are jes to increase the amount of pages. .no recognition

BARS OF ASPIRATIONS

Taking my time out to bless flow for rank/ by correcting niggaz/ with the aid of bars/ as demanded by the constitutional law of the land/

Was slow to impress/ now I'm starting to regret/ couldn't make the newbie of the year/ neither worthy mentions..ain't even working but I'm filled with "the stress"/

Surely,imma try my best/ to digest/ d art of pening bars at it finest/ imma keep trying till the rap game spread her wide legs/ so I could fukk it as thy best/ dethrone kings at their fliest/ so when rap compare it bests..like sleep, I would be better than thy rest/

Yea I'm king of Kings/ haters can scratch head like Jimmy on the wheels of steel/ but still on still/ I would always win for real/ no matter their devilish plans to kill or steal/ the king~ship from me/ like a wack film on E/...

Imma thrive well during the heat/ like athletes aspiring to win/ medals in da Olympic/ wait, no wonder I run things/ west,north, south and east/ hmm,like marathon niggaz in da diamond league/

Ibime viewing this be like I dey feel im metas and similes/ wordies too,he should improve on his rhymes/ but see me see/ trouble, where was he all this while/ to give this gee/ a little bit of advice/ his wife was probably shouting give me dikk/ I really need a child/ he was eating kilishi/ saying go get it outside/ (no offense though)

Warning: ~I'm coming for da throne, beware, watch your back..my alter ego is taking over me

open call out to elymaxiimus..10bars tonight


was writing his name now nd my phone brought out pugnacious nd dat is exactly how d nigga his..I guess that would be his new name here on nl

I prophesy with bars..lyrical prophet/ loonat11k can confess/ to that..spit some lines of how e won't make the next round/ though he won..he sent himself out..yea,I guess on an errand/

he would be weak to make the next tourney/ cos he's a fake a$$,even his mess phony/ yea,it happened jes for me/ to know rap was meant for me..then I started taking it as a hubby

was still feeling wack/ had some great lines in ma head..I must spit it out/ went to chat room, saw a call out/ chai,it was captainflash, the wack/ I can't accept that/ sent my own call out/ teddy picked it up..not knowing her puss.y don dey scratch/ wanting to be fukked by a new man/

unfortunately, she never showed up,she was looking down on me/ I dropped my bars, they were bit funny/ and annoying/ till I found out all I wrote were true, when she confessed the next morning/

looking back at my past/ all niggaz dat beef me, when I replied/ they all ran/ the only nigga that survived/ started hyping my a$$/ testerfuze, was the name of the guy/ the rest that ran were sosiq and Peter park/ and others/ I can't remember/

they happened to be scared of I/ hmm,like they scared of height/ I'm the ladder to the top, fukk Kelly lines/ I'm talking about Jesus, nobody can get farther except through I/

let's drop those history,your bars are so GEJ, mine are Hitler/ my lines healthy, yours are sicklers/ if he's like how sir? .he's worth a fool n he doesn't know/ shut da fukk up,Hausa. .is what a fulani doesn't know/ I shine in da dark. .I always glow/ this are just quick flows/ in case you don't know/ if you still hating, u can jes blow/ like impotent, never come again ,just go/ 6feet below/ the surface of the globe/ matching forward/ no one can stop me, haters are like a manger, they're "cow ward "

una dey talk about freestyle, I no here erigga. .go hear deathbed freestyle and road to headies and all others...fun all through

where my name. ...sobbing

007Bruce:
btw where is captainwack?

I pursued the nigga

I'll increase the "death toll " in your household like I'm stocking your bathroom....heywhizzy

Darkrebel:
this is Demisha....

Na only ur battery low I recognize. .your sisters fine sha

Testerfuze:
Nice one wizzy...bravo!!

thanks bro

Guykhena:
Nice......
But you just had to pull a no show..

ma phone spoilt jare nd all what I could think about was nairaland king of poet tourney amidst so many important things I do with ma phone. .

looking forward to the next battle with giyazz

quick frees/ it's been long I did this/ dunno what I should talk about, maybe some deep sh1t/ hmm..about d mid-east/

so many killings/ solution hasn't been given/ since the so-called 1st world ain't willing/ to stop the captivity/ I have mouth, then my opinions I'll be spilling/

If my solutions are needed in this line/ imma call sorcerers to rewind time/ for a sec..guess who I'll revive/ 'ah duff' my hat for Hitler..that's my guy/

Collaborate with him..form back the Nazis/ jes to assist/ my goal..like Messi and Andres/ get our seemingly immortals to battle the terrorist called Isis/

On a second thought Imma do it on ma own/ without no assist..like a p.k from Ronaldo/ become wild all of a sudden like jargo/ nd savaged..ain't talking about the singer of eminado/

Remove my conscience/ nd apply more sense/ rather dan heart..take no nonsense/ drop bomb in da centre of the middle east, killing d guilty nd d innocent/

Truly peace comes with extinction..like guykhena signature said/then send troops from each country to inhabit there/ both boys and girls/ to multiply like God urged the parents of Cane and Abel/

Now peace every where/ lest I forget/ there will be remembrance every year/ hmm,I'm making sense/

Tha Middle_east/ would then be most preferred habitation to live/ thank God I've filled/ a region with peace/ get my conscience back with the heat/ surrounding the success I achieved/ damn,I finally regret what I did

I'm finally back...Abeg,make una go create d thread for me and giyazz

007Bruce:
looking forward to another free moi moi

hmm...lol

My phone gat spoilt. .hence, the no show. Krone and co,please forgive me

Na my papa phone I take dey type. My phone will be ready tomorrow evening or so..

Gosh,lost 3points. .sobbing

obainojazz:
hmm...my very good brother...I told you too much garri is not good...it stops the heart...no heart no love...
OK..call Ely out na.

I heed to your advice about the garri na

I hereby call elymax out for a brawl

ELYMAXiimus:
consider yourself lucky i'm even replying u.
I did sciences when i was in high school n i'm still in that field of study at my tender age. Yet i'm here teaching you arts! I don't blow my own horn(i'm not a f@g like you)...
What have u achieved?
Writing primary six common entrance over nd over again, going to six years now is what you call an achievement?... Think again..

proof boy. .if anyone believe this nigga. .jes identify by saying yes u do

u can't tarnish my name,image nd reputation. .what is tender about being a fifteen year old. .I never saw myself as small when I was your age jes some.
days ago ...besides ur field of study can never come as an hindrance against story telling and rap lil bro

kr0ne:
I just don't like the attitude ur displaying tonight. This is so unlike u. Whatever got into u, let it die now please

even tb Joshua no fit

ELYMAXiimus:
Who knows how many more times u're gonna repeat that primary six common entrance.

lmfao. .u funny die..maybe, u should be penning in da thread for if you could rewind time

ELYMAXiimus:
illiterate!
How old are u? 16 i guess.
Nd i'm 15, yet i talk like i'm ur father.
Simple logic, i used myself as an example just to make it clear to you dumb@sses!
Who knows how many more times u're gonna repeat that primary six common entrance.

no wonder. .u made those my bars(facts) u mentioned seem like I was wishing because u know u can't achieve that nd won't achieve it. u're lagging behind

u can never beat any of my achievements at your so_called age

ELYMAXiimus:
that boy is re.tarded!
The day i gave him the win against teddy, i was supprised at what he came here to say.
Even teddy whom i wrote of completely didnt spew sh1t like him!
He aint getting the W until at least two more judges vote... Since he thinks his verse is too d0pe.

never thought my bars were d0pe, all of them were rushed..even the once you mentioned was put in when I was typing on the thread due to incomplete bars nd don't you think I'm begging you this lout. .

do as you wish cos feeling you're a bhig ediot who can pour your feelings out using mainly insult is very alarming nd if you continue with those insults, nl won't be peace for both of us till our extinction like guykhena' s signature implies

Guykhena:
wow,some people actually feel ok in getting attention in a negative manner? And lose the little respect he has? And to dent the little image he's trying to build? Just bcus he's feeling salty?

Actaully its a pity.
Dude our road ends here,pls try to avoid me.. I'm trying so hard not to lose my cool,to prove I'm the better man..

With that being said,don't push your luck.....

respect. ..u should also be careful with words cos those things u spit makes niggaz feel inferior. .I was joking when I spoke about not being familiar to the topic nd u jes went all out to prove we don't know anything about poetry. .I gat no grudge against you, Sire

now I understand. .elymax jes wanted to be in da picture. .poor nigga wanna get fukked

Guykhena:
Then you must be a bad comedian.

See dude watch the way you speak here,abeg make we no get wahala,...

Abeg na internet we dey..u no fit slap me

nd if u talking about b1tching with mik to give me a ban,then do that real quick

kr0ne:
Oya, e don do. Don't get bitter over that. Elymaxiimus, abeg no reply

guy,u mature die. .I'm jes having fun with all this but on a second thought,I'm getting serious

kr0ne:
Heywhizzy, the 3 points no sweet u? Tell us o. We can hand it to Teddy

e sweet me die but if she deserves it,u can do your wish

Guykhena:
I no dey like lazy netcees, I still remember when I did topical/poetry battles in which the title I'm given would be deep similes without description,something I have no idea about,I'll have to google to figure it out,so I'll know what direction to take.
But here we give topics and descriptions even instructing how they should script but yet to no avail.
Imagine 'Middle-East' bruce and whizzy saying they have no idea what it is? Are they kidding me?
Even the description given was an easy way out on directing what they should script(in real sense an expo),but yet they tryna act funny...
*sighs* but na wa sha,

guy, u could ave as well waited for the date when we would have bars dat are off topic or when we pull a no show b4 u start ranting. .dey form Mr I know all telling us your past..who cares

I wonder if someone can't joke on nl again

ELYMAXiimus:
close that septic you call a mouth nd stop spewing sh1t!!!.... Olodo!
Can you explain his bars, yourself?
Pls do n prove me, krone nd khena wrong, i'd really appreciate it!


you are an ungrateful fool! I got irritated by your verse but still gave you the W, nd you're here spewing rubbish. Krone nd khena did'nt even bother. Nd you blaming me? Saying my inability to spell loonatiic n my hatred for kim prevented voters. You should even be hoping they don't see the thread, cos they might not be as merciful as i was towards you.... Abeg i no won get wahala with anyone. Just know what you typing. Nd i don't hate kim, u only lost the respect i had for him.

ungrateful- I didn't bribe u to vote me as winner. .nigga I'm not all about the win,I'm watching my growth on nl rap section. .if I wanted a win,I would have supported the motion that teddy should lose 3point for a no.show

olodo- nobody dare calls me that...not being an olodo is my number one pride

close my mouth- dikkhead I thought we all are TEXTcee nd I'm not like u dat pronounce ur sentence out loud while typing

I jes said my idea,didn't abuse anyone nd u came out saying I'm lost in an abyss..are u on ur right senses cos the other two replied me without insult nd I find it difficult to know who you are to spew sh1t about me

take your mother fukking time b4 ur senses gat spinned anti clockwise

Ibime:
Ninjas is falling hands in poet tourney. I expect ninjas to bring their best vocabulary and vivid imagination, plus educate the reader. Example of what I expect to see below:

bros..8bars is too short for that na...u'll end up making jes a point

Ibime:
Ninjas is falling hands in poet tourney. I expect ninjas to bring their best vocabulary and vivid imagination, plus educate the reader. Example of what I expect to see below:

bros..8bars is too short for that na

mikuz:
Oga how far na?

I dey jare..Abeg free warriblood..na my blooda from anoda mother

ELYMAXiimus:
you shoulda been the one to write on the topic, " lost in the abyss".....

funny...I laugh, u can't understand a single story and u're judging poetry

u killed dat group stage battle between me nd teddy cos u can't tag voters properly. .let ur hatred for mikuz prevent him from seeing the thread and ur inability to spell loonat11k. ..chai



I guess I'm losing respect for all these so called vet feeling they can do what dey like