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Kingzjayzee:
https://mobile.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/23-year-old-lady-dies-after-electric-sex-toy-allegedly-explodes-while-enjoying-herself-2058272

A 23 year old lady has been electrocuted to dêath by her electric sex toy she was using at dawn to satisfy her sexual desires💔💔💔 pic.twitter.com/cjYTiiBkSP

— Stanley (@1real_Stanley) October 24, 2026

no rip to waste.one boy go Dey toast this one and she no go gree.may intimacy gadget kill all intimacy gadget users.

pasol4real:
If anything Peter obi's candidature has gained more momentum but less noise, Tinubu now has more governors and politics but unfortunately for him Nigerians are tired of him, the SE is a no go area, the NW is a no go area, SS a no go area, NE, a no go area . The only places he will try a bit are NC and SW . Some ppl think being an incumbent is an advantage , yes it is but not when you made clear cut unpopular policies that destroyed the masses....
Nigerians are clearly united against tinubu in this election, saying he has a chance in a free and fair contest is sheer stupidity and ignorance. His only chance of retaining his seat is if he succeeds in rigging the 2027 presidential elections....

yes incumbency is bullshit but people don’t know.trump lost election as an incumbent in USA.The rigging they are hoping on will fail.

LagosOrigin:
We are about the presidency .

APC got all the governors and machineries on ground in Osun state but still lost the election disgracefully to adeleke of a small accord party.

. NDC is new a party , there wasn't enough time to fill all that space up. The INEC open window was closing up so NDC had to make use of what they had at that moment..

Peter Obi didn't have a single governor by his side in 2023 election but he was coasting home to victory till Wike stepped in and rig heavily for tinubu in rivers state.

Peter Obi is a big force anytime anywhere and come 2027, we will win.

analysis is 100% God bless u.

Bouncing2:
Bro,that guy didn't do anything for this girl in question.

I know them personally

that’s serious.u know I’m not even using them to talk cos I don’t even know them.na case study I Dey use them do.some girls Dey like eat their cake and have it.

Jennyclay:
then you unstable emotional broke Men should stop gifting what you can’t let go to a woman.

If you gift me anything in the relationship and you want to collect them back after breakup, I will just report you to the police.

It’s a gift and it belongs to me forever

na ur type die so.the ones who believe they are so smart.i know ur type.

Leemzyy:
No matter the millions he invested in her, he has no little right to do what he did, I hope he rot in jail and spend the rest of his miserable life there

u go fit spend 50k for person?the girl ate money and also wanted to go take the last preek.she got what she deserved.no rip to waste.E good make women Dey die small small.All una eyes Dey men money wey una papa and brothers no get.U hardly here of such abroad.Nigerian women are thief’s

Sleekfingers:
How is he talking trash ?

NAFDAC are not spirits, they need information from the people.

they are paid to be spirits.the read through the agreements and job descriptions before accepting the job.i should leave my own job and begin to help them do their job.When u are a failure as a man be bold enough to acknowledge it.

lordm:
The job is not only for nafdac, it's for everyone.
As you have put this up here, some people know those that are into this bad business but they won't report to nafdac.
Nafdac needs informants and information to work with, they are not spirits.

Many people know those that are into this but won't report them.
The few that have been reported are what you see in the news.
So instead of blaming nafdac while not blame those who intentionally want to make money out of peoples organs and health.

Those who produce this bad food and drugs know themselves

u are talking trash.

OLABAMIJI99:
In a society where laws are made to regulate the activities of the citizens to maintain laws and order, the citizens still break such laws, because human beings are the most difficult creatures you can control.

A penalty was set against fake drugs merchandise, yet there are still thousands fake drugs and food producers across the country recently.
So many Nigerians have died as a result of this, while many have developed one form of sickness or the other..

We all can remember the days of Late Prof Dora Akunyili , who dealt with fake drug producers and reduced them to nothing. The health sector was sanitised under her watch, and this nearly cost her life in 2003.
Her fight against fake drugs won her so many awards both locally and internationally

Dr Paul Orhii who succeeded Dora also played a significant role in maintaining Dora’s good legacy.
Under Paul Orhii watch, he created a PIN number to confirm if the medication bought is actually original.

Now what is Professor Mojisola Christianah Adeyeye doing since 2017 she was appointed ?
What is her new policy or method she has adopted so far in curbing fake medication?
The number of fake drug producers increased under her watch like never before.
The problem is not fake drug dealers because criminals always exist in every society, the problem is the inability of Nafdac to create a good idea on how to track them, crush them, and send them to jail, not relying on old approach to fight fake drugs dealers.

If criminals could re strategise on how to sell their fake products to the people, why can’t NAFDA adopt a new approach on how to identify such fake drug, and and also re strategise on how to apprehend those murderers as well ?

Isn’t not the time for Nigerians to ask Professor Mojisola to go if she can’t do the needful?

don’t hate the player hate the game.certain appointments in govt shouldn’t be dot based on favoritism,federal character etc.nafdac Dg and son DG is not an appointment to play politics with.

iluvdonjazzy:
RIP Francis Duru. Veteran Nollywood Actor Francis Duru is dead after a brief illness as announced by the family.

with tears in my eyes.iva mama keep resting.this is one of the biggest deaths in nollywood.these are men That did theater arts in uni.hes in the league of sam Dede.oboy

nlfpmod:
Birthday: Yakubu Gowon Turns 92 Today!

Happy 92nd birthday to Yakubu Gowon.

hmmm this man try o.he may hit 100

Historyrewrites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSJ9jnX7N0U
What are your thoughts on this heartbreaking incident? Share your views respectfully in the comment section.

Video shows the last moment a muslim man died during prayers at a mosque as other congregants continued with their prayers undisturbed. Sad! pic.twitter.com/lg1TIAel2b

— Omwamba 🇰🇪 (@omwambaKE) October 20, 2026

normally life must go on.

nlfpmod:
Kenyan Man Confronts His Wife and Another Man In a Heartbreaking Video

The poster of the video wrote:

Imagine visiting your family for a day and upon returning, you find your wife with a man having a condom on. pic.twitter.com/jTrjVXTNF4

— DEHN (@1d3co) October 17, 2026

women cheat more than men.if u don’t catch them u will not believe.they all have this innocent looks so u will hardly assume they do.Man wey understand woman no Dey trust woman.

franchasng:
That is not condom, it's balloon, they wanted to play balloon game

so That they will win ballon dor

rossipki:
Since when this fake Rufai begin get sense like Peter Rufai?

na u no get sever since.rufai has always been sensible.

[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=140927057]“I didn’t like him enough to date him” – Lady shares how she married the university friend she once rejected

A Nigerian lady has shared how a man whose romantic advances she initially turned down while they were in university eventually became her husband.Buy Maps

In a video shared on X (formerly Twitter), the lady explained that although she liked him, she did not have strong enough feelings for him to consider dating him at the time.

She revealed that they remained friends despite not being on the same page romantically, adding that she dated other people while they were in school.

According to her, he remained the person she could always confide in, as he understood her regardless of what she was going through.

The lady explained that their relationship took a different turn in 2020 during the COVID-19 lockdown, when they continued talking and she realised she had developed feelings for him.

She disclosed that she eventually gave him an ultimatum, telling him they could no longer remain friends if they were not going to date.

In her words, she said:

“I said, ‘You know what? If we don’t date, we can’t be friends again.’ So we had this one week where we’re not talking to each other, which was very weird, actually. We’ve not gone one week without talking to each other since the ten years we’ve known each other.

I’m like, ‘You know, if we don’t date, we can’t talk again because I have feelings for you now.’ But he was like, ‘No, you broke my heart several times. I’m not going to date you.’

I’m like, ‘I can’t do this. If you can’t get past what has happened, let’s stop being friends.’ And so we did get to this point where we realised that we can’t do without each other, and that’s how we started dating in 2020.”

The lady’s story has highlighted how a long-standing friendship can eventually develop into a romantic relationship, even when one person initially rejects the other’s advances.

“While We Were in School, I Didn’t Like Him Enough to Date Him. After Dating Two Other Men, I Later Realised He Was the One Who Understood Me the Most.”

A lady has shared how a guy who once tried to date her while they were in school eventually became her husband.

📹:… pic.twitter.com/FU1GysxywA

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) October 15, 2026

don’t marry who they like.they marry who is ready when they no longer have time.The one they really like is not always ready when they themselves are ready.me sef no say my wife no like me.i Dey tell her to her face everyday.but e no mean.

oweniwe:
Open the motor door and jump out

wetin go carry normal human being speed metter go that level.Experience driver can’t save u in such situation.say ur last prayer and sign out jejely

[quote author=chopnaira post=140915587]NAFDAC Seizes Counterfeit Alcoholic Beverage Packaging Materials Worth Over ₦200 Million in Aba



Nlfpmod

NAFDAC Seizes Counterfeit Alcoholic Beverage Packaging Materials Worth Over ₦200 Million in Aba

Today, NAFDAC, acting on credible intelligence, raided five shops at Old Court Road Market, Aba, Abia State, suspected of producing and supplying counterfeit packaging materials for… pic.twitter.com/ggpslYdS9I

— NAFDAC NIGERIA (@NafdacAgency) October 14, 2026

u are in Nigeria just drink beer.

dre11:
https://guardian.ng/news/nigeria/metro/police-arraign-man-over-alleged-attempt-to-sell-military-helicopter-at-lagos-airport/

body Dey pepe boys.efcc una go see wahala lol

3kay945:
Hmm, may your ocean of wisdom never dry or experience Iranian mines .

amen bro and u too.Our wife’s don make polygamy be like tabooo something when even their fore fathers did in peace.person go get ordinary side chick now Dey hide am up and down.meanwhile when we Dey find money our wife’s Dey some lazy guys hoise Dey cook indomie for them,then we isolated ourselves to grind.now money don dey we marry them na now them want condition us.most women have lived their best life’s dating other men before they married their husbands.meanwhile na now some of us men want live our own life.a girl of 20 senior a man of 40.balling wey woman wey Dey 50yrs don see man of 70yrs nevrr see am.my side chick now so is 21yrs I Dey carry her travel the world.ask me where 21yrs old boy want see this kind exposure.abeg eee.no woman can stop me from enjoying my life.

jimmyolasun:
HIV +

You can start the pills asap

any small thing hiv I pray make u carry am one day.

Estello:
https://thenationonlineng.net/2027-ogun-pdp-chieftain-showunmi-named-in-apc-campaign-media-team/#google_vignette

theres no sincere Nigerian.even pastors are thief’s

Dpsychologist:
You were making sense until you said God enabled cheating for women.

why e no create small password for us.U know say woman wey u and am Dey house go go fork outside come back u no go know?God no do that area well.My take sha.

3kay945:
So what about the men?

Can they be monitored ?

man no Dey cheat sir.a man can marry 20 wife’s if he has the energy and the Bible sef is not against it.solomon had how many wife’s and how many concubines?but what was the story of the prostitute in the Bible.do u remember?again,na woman dem Dey cal ashawo.i never hear where dem Dey call men ashawo.women Dey come life with virginity sealed men don’t.i no get power to educate u further.

Dpsychologist:
Technology has made communication between romantic partners much easier. I remember an elderly man talking about how people used to write letters to their lovers and wait days or even weeks to receive a reply. Today, you can send a message and get a response within seconds.

However, as technology evolved, messaging apps introduced features such as last seen, read receipts, disappearing messages and status updates. These features were designed to improve communication and privacy, but people have also found ways to use them to conceal their activities in relationships.

Someone can read your message and switch off read receipts so you will never know. They can hide their last seen and online status, making it difficult to tell when they are active. Disappearing messages can make conversations harder to revisit, while status privacy settings can allow someone to show one person a particular update and hide it from another.

Imagine your partner posting a romantic status that you never get to see, while someone else is receiving all the attention. You might assume everything is normal simply because you have no idea what is happening behind the scenes.

Of course, these features are not proof of cheating. People have legitimate reasons to protect their privacy, and nobody should be expected to remain constantly available or report every online activity to their partner.

The real issue is how these tools can be deliberately used to maintain separate realities for different people. One person believes they are in an exclusive relationship, while another may be receiving the attention, affection or promises they thought were reserved for them.

Technology has made it easier to communicate, but it has also made it easier for dishonest people to manage what different partners know about them.

In the past, a cheating partner had to be careful about phone calls, letters and being seen in the wrong place. Today, someone can be physically present with you, chatting with another person, hiding notifications and controlling what each person sees, all from the same phone.

We now live in an era where someone can cheat while appearing completely unavailable, maintain multiple romantic conversations without leaving obvious traces, and use privacy settings to make their activities difficult to detect.

Welcome to the game of cheats, where some people have learned to move like ghosts, leaving everyone involved with a different version of the truth.

who wants to cheat should cheat.if u don’t trust them use protection.we cannot fight a battle that is bigger than us.If God wanted us to monitor women correctly,he wouldn’t have made the vagina the way he made it.Something wey u no fit monitor.It is God Tha enabled cheating for women.I can say it with my full cheat.

joe54:
Run test for HIV, delay is dangerous

everything for una head na hiv.why?

helinues:
You have no idea how long that guy has been pretending on this forum.

And they will write their rubbish with confident as if those who will read it don't have sense like them

how can they move this to FP.nairaland mods don Dey take bribe now?we know tinubu may lose but going by his analysis tinubu go even win.if na as em see life,life Dey.

Noblex2011:
Hmmm
Oga terrorist 😆

lol I be sheikh na.body Dey Pepe me bros

helinues:
This could have been moved to a joke section instead of FP

I swear.the most comic analysis I have seen in nairaland.whoever moved this to FP deserves to be beheaded.

nlfpmod:
Bayelsa Monarch, Moses Theophilus Kenibara VII, Reportedly dies After Failed Liposuction Surgery




https://thenewsguru.ng/news/nigerian-king-theophilus-moses-allegedly-dies-after-failed-liposuction-surgery/

Watch His Royal Highness Moses Theophilus, Kenibara VII, Chairman of the Akasa Council of Chiefs, step out in full prophetic attire. 👀 pic.twitter.com/T8xga137D7

— Dami’ Adenuga (@DAMIADENUGA) August 30, 2026

na stupid man.u don’t allow yourself to get this hopeless before you start working on yourself.i try not to go above 80kg.i Dey monitor my weight like my fuel guage.