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I don't know how some people will find this figure sexy!

I understand how people that are not from the east or have not lived in the east feel about this and no amount of grammar will explain it however finding python in houses is a common thing in these communities, the pastor had other options on how to deal with it instead killing it.

Tell your friend to be open with the Dr that will write the final medical report, they might subject the person to some more test and even medications, most time the report given to the banks don't carry too much details it only tell them if the person is fit to work or not. So let him go for the test looking confident, let I said earlier he should be open. Goodluck

Great lady, met her once. Very Nice and down to earth. The guy is a lucky man!

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Geesssss! I just paid for the car few days ago. I did my research before buying and a lot of them told me the car has no problem, the parts are available and the car is very common on the street. Please how can I check the if the engine is a 2.4l, which engine should one look out for when buying?

ARE YOU AWARE OF THIS FACT? "**Vice President - North **Senate President - North **Speaker House of Reps - North **PDP National Chairman - North **PDP acting BOT chairman -North **Head of Service - North **INEC Chairman - North **Inspector General of Police - North **CBN Governor - North **Chief Justice of federation - North **President Court of Appeal - North **President Federal high court - North **National Security Adviser - North **Chief of Defense Staff - North **Controller, Customs Service - North **Controller Prison Services - North **Richest man in Africa - North. **85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners **80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and Educationally backward areas in Nigeria are in the North. Now ask yourself, who is the problem of the North (AND NIGERIA? GEJ or Northerners?

salafiyy: BRAKING THE BONES OF THE DEATHS IS LIKE BRAKING THEIR BONES WHEN THEY WERE ALIVE...TO BE SINCERE WITH OURSELVES, THE MOST WORST PEOPLE IN NIGERIA ARE THE SOUTH-EAST AND SOUTH-SOUTH, WHY! BECAUSE THEY LACK A-TAWHEED...

your mumu end for part one!

Where is the NLC & CO, the opposition parties inko? Let them speak up or do something, occupy some were or something! If na fuel matter now them go show face collect their roger!

kevoh: If samsung can also add two hours internal battery backup just enough to watch your favourite team play when there's no electricity, that'll be some serious ompetitive edge over the rest.

that will be soooooooooo cooooooooollllll!

Any company that request for money even if it's a little token is fake because any company that has money to pay you will not be needing your own.

toba: well i feel for her o. when i was in cele, this issue of going into trance or spiritual mountain isnt really a thing i like. it still happens to date in some cele churches. they mostly celebrate them (prophets/prophetess') in trance and after they gain consciousness.

I like dele ogundipe. He's one of the enlightened prophet in cele doing away with these traditions. He learnt a lot from my late pastor.

please can you tell us about, how does it work? Will the person eat or drink for the seven days? Is it like going to sleep? How do they come out of it? Do they bring back tales?

Just got married about two weeks ago... so sorry guys gat to drop the phone...she is calling! But I will follow this topic, bye!

moshoodn: YES BRO. . . YOU LODGE IN A HOTEL TILL MORNING. . .

YOU MIGHT NOT GET BENUE STRAIGHT FROM LASGIDI, BUT YOU CAN BOARD ABUJA, THEN WHEN YOU GET TO ABUJA, YOU BOARD BENUE.

you are wrong bro! U can go direct to benue, take a bus to gboko or makurdi then pick another one to wanunne where the camp is located, going through abuja is a waste of time. Safe trip guys

my brother count your self lucky. i am a marketer with a bank and everyday i pray i can walk away but the fear of the unknown holds me back but by God's grace i am already working on an exit plan. my elder brother who was a marketer with a bank lost his job last year with less than 700k savings, he relocated to a small town with cheap accommodation and got a shop for 50k.He then used his contact through a company he use to market to to apply as a distributor of their products, distributorship requires about 1.5m but he convinced one of the marketer to attach him with a major distributor in a nearby town which he did with 500k, the major marketer enjoys the incentives the company give but my brother gets the goods at the company price and also free delivery at his shop which makes him a really big fish in the small pond(town), he quickly established himself and other neighboring villages buys from him. Today he is a major distributor and the same bank that sacked him comes to his shop to collect daily deposits, you need to see the way he laughs at me anytime he calls.
My advise to you is this
1.Do not be afraid see this as a blessing
2.Attitude is every thing, it gives people confidence to deal with you
3.invest in consumables with readily available market
4.Relocate to a town with less competitions where your 1.5m will mean a lot.
5.Pray for God guidance to lead you to the right business choice
I wish you luck and pray for your success
THE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN IS MANKIND'S ENEMY.

You guys are making me feel like getting married today! today!!

You guys are not being fair! i know people that have bad foundation but end up having good homes and better lives. In fact people with such background tend to work hard not to follow the same path.

Just driving back to base from abuja when I saw people (mostly women and children)running out of the bush, they said the fulanis are busy sluaghtering people, I did not see the army or police around. Its happening right now! Somebody please do something!

I am getting married in a few months time to my girl of over five years, she is a wonderful person so also is her other family members but her younger brother is something else, he steals, smokes hemp, moves with strange looking fellows and always on the run from the police. I love my girl and we are getting married but I must confess I am really worried about her brother's way of life,he is one person I would not want around me and my kids when I start my family, I some time wake up hearing my girl praying and weeping for God's intervention. I don't know if there is any one out that has gone through a similar situation?

saxywale: I opened a fidelity bank account not long ago, I went into the branch 3 weeks after to demand for the terms and conditions of the account, the customer Service officer smiled and asked what I meant by terms and conditions, true story ..

which kind question self be that? You wey go open account no know the kind account wey u open and the terms and conditions attached to it. I was a CSO at a new generation Bank and the questions some people ask makes u want to slap them but of course u are suppose to smile to every foolish question. I think that's what that officer was doing.

Callotti: If your parents are in Lagos hustling, the welfare of the children should not be sacrificed! Gone are those days when fathers took responsibility for their children, by personally driving their own children to and from school! Thank God for responsible parents! Imagine being disvirgined/imprenated by robbers? Nigeria na wah!!! I am sure these are Ogbonge Christians o! Why wait to claim 72 virgins after death, when you can get them driving to Lagos from Enugu for Easter? This God na waya o! All things are truly possible!!!!!

pray for God's forgiveness on your life!

Mine was during my university days, told my room mate on the 31 march night that a guy owing him about 15k came looking for him ready to pay, that he should come very early in the morning for the money, as early as 6am I rushed to his girl friend's house after he has gone to collect the money and told her that the police and SS guys came to carry her man for some runs like that, the poor girl jumped out with only her night wear I had to remind her to pick her wrapper, I then told her to go and call our other friends living close by to come and assist us with the bail, she ran off and woke about four of our guys and also called her cousin sis they all gathered in front of our house meanwhile I called my roomate on his cell screaming "ol boy your babe oooo see blood every where just dey come" he turned around took a drop and rushed back to the house, all this time a reasonble crowed has gathered in front of my house every one of them visible worried, as for me I just pretented to be making contacts with the police , suddenly the vihecle carrying my roommate stopped in front of the house, he rushed out running towards his girl, she embraced him and started crying ,he also had tears in his eye asking her what happened, every body was talking all at once when a shouted APRIL FOOL! Oo boy see blows , they chased me down the street if it was not my area people would have thouhgt I was a common theif, I had to keep shouting as I was running for cover.. Boy it so funny

Shut up there! You are just a small poor boy. How much self be the money? It's clear u are not earning money yet, you are spending ur pocket money on a girl.