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The ATM can't dispense such notes madam.. . Don't put somebody's job on the line because of a minute fame on social media.

Please get a job!

StephDamielola:




I Knew it from the Onset they were fake Images...


Sometimes i wonder why Africans always appreciate Ignorance more than intelligence..

That's how these IPOB Youths Will create fake videos like Fake Egg, Plastic Rice, Plastic Fish, Plastic Apple etc.

I wonder what they stand to gain from such act. Always Circulating Fake News and craving for Unnecessary attention

Don't Worry, TRUMP will give you people Biafra and Has Invited you guys to the White House

I sincerely would like to know how you sleep at night.. . Too much hatred

itsIYKE:
Has she grown bress?

see what you have made me do! I had to go back to the pictures and check and am sure a lot of people will scroll back and check like I did. Hissss

I leave in the north, got properties there too, I have never supported or encourage the actions of ipob but today my life and that of my family is threatened simply because am igbo.
I run legitimate business and pay multiple tax without complain but today my fellow country men are threatening my life because am igbo.
The safety of my life and that of my children can not be guaranteed in my country that I still possess the passport simply because am igbo.
My fellow dear country men can just wake up any day and order me and my family to pack back to my village simply because they feel they can inherite my properties that I toiled day and night to build. All this is because I committed the crime of being born an igbo person.

A lot of us don't really care about ipob and many others are sitting on the fence.. I personally have no direct reason to support ipob, I work hard and take care of my family and don't even have time for other things but if by Oct 1 any thing happens to my loved ones.....

I will have one reason and one reason only ''VENGEANCE'' and if it will aid the activities of ipob and burn this country so be it.

Rescuing a drowning Mami water..... The story line no make sense.

Watch lie Mohammed claim this as one of Apc got achievements

Blessed is the hand that gives. Oyibo teaching their kids how to give, our parents here.. even offering money they hard them to release.

mikeycharles:
Proud goes before a fall, they're probably rolling their eyes cause you disgust them. Inyamiri

how do you sleep at night with this bitterness?

Thank you for alerting them so that they can rearrange... .. Ordinary secondary school runs boys handle intelligence better than our army.. Who remembers this saying.. '' If you wanna shot, shot don't talk'' from the movie 'the good, the bad and ugly'?

I use to play this game as a kid. I was a champion, I was the ruwa (the last man) this was before metasine uprising that drove us out of the north.

The lady flagging off the race.... .. the ones I see on TV look different Sha!

This is my problem with Nigeria, human life has no value, why shoot? why kill? Must we count dead bodies at every rally or protest? Are there no better way to handle issues like this without actually killing someone?

Gone in 60 seconds things!

Sincerely this country done tire me!

AS SHARED BY NASARAWA YOUTH MOVEMENT ON FACEBOOK.

GOVERNOR ALMAKURA DENIED FREEDOM OF PRESS IN NASARAWA STATE BY DEMOLISHED THE ONLY PRIVATE RADIO STATION IN THE STATE.BREZZE 99.9FM IS A PRIVATE RADIO STATION LOCATED IN LAFIA THE NASARAWA STATE CAPITAL,OWN BY FORMER GOVERNORTORIAL ASPIRANT IN STATE HON LAWANI ABOKI.THIS RADIO STATION IS COMMISSIONED ON MARCH 2017 BY GOVERNOR ALMAKURA BUT TODAY THE ALMAKURA WHO COMMISSIONED THE BREEZE FM STATION,IS SAYING THE RADIO STATION SHOULD NO BE WHERE IT IS.CAN GOVERNOR ALMAKURA SILENT THE VOICES OF NASARAWA PEOPLE?

I met my best friend during year one registration, the dude stayed in Lagos and could not understand a word in igbo, took it upon my self to teach him, what helped him was that he was not shy and does not care who laughed at him. The way he pronounce certain words will make you laugh but with time everyone in the dept wants to teach him a word or two, he will insist you speak igbo to him, today the guy even throw proverbs around. Not being able to understand igbo growing up is not your fault but it is totally wrong to be ashamed of the situation, do what my friend did.

Lastly... dating a nice sweet igbo girl will help too

Always do background checks on your tenants, six flats only three are paying, the ones not paying are the ones I thought really have money the so called business men. The worst thing that will happen to a property owner is to have your building occupied by this fake business men, you will find a lot of them in abuja.

GIONEE M5 mini, thank me later

money is not every thing my child! help the brother if you can.

nickyvil:
If you can pay for my service. in the next two weeks you won't recognized your dog again cos he's going to be bigger than what you expected

when I hear about young men pushing drugs, I can understand they want to make it big and live large but I sincerely don't understand why a grand Ma will be pushing drugs! which enjoyment she won use the money do at that age?

Only weak men cheat, real men remain faithful to their partner. Which one are you? Choose....

I sincerely don't know how this news concern us, it's not like any one here have any one to return.

I don't think I will let her treat me oooo..

If you are from Anambra and you are not making plans to move or grab the the opportunities presently abound in the state then I feel sorry for you because in a few years from now you will deeply regret it. I visited Awka last year and I was shocked at what's happening there. Personally I am already working on moving back with my every every, got a couple of lands already. Another thing that tripped me was those fine looking police cars packed at different part of the city, looks like what you see in the movies, their presence were really comforting when driving at night. Talking about night life that one is something else, my trip to Awka made me realize that I can make money, enjoy my money and still feel at HOME!

The msg is gradually sinking in. My people are waking up.

I was born in the North and lived most of my life there, I even own a house there. However A recent tour of the East changed my perception totally.

I spent sometime at Awka and Enugu ending of last year, I was shock at the abundant business opportunities laying around.

More shocking was the fact that I entered transportation (keke and bus) at 20 or 30 naira to certain locations around town, life is actually cheap contrary to what we thought.

I have friends at Awka making millions without the constant harassment we face in the North from the locals and in the evening they hang out and enjoy the night life without fear that they might be attacked for enjoying a bottle of beer.

Enugu is something else the town is so cool and the people are so enlightened, I was shocked to buy akara and plantain and paid via POS even mamaput have POS terminals, the night life is to die for.,it was as if development has left me behind.

I have made up my mind to relocate, I have already bought some lands at Awka this January and I am negotiating for some at Enugu, very soon I will be moving for good.

I spoke to my friend that owns a filling station about my experience and plans, he traveled and spent sometime touring the East, now he is already building a new filling station at Awka and will relocate finally once he opens for business.

We have been talking to ourselves down here and a lot are relocating back with good businesses the only regret we are having is that it was not done sooner because it feels like we have been missing out, any way mmgbe onye tete nu ula bu otutu ya:.

I love what you are doing online and do let me know if there any way we can add our voice in spreading the msg to our people.

Good video, no tweaking, not too embarrasing to watch with the kids.

Watching Nigerian music video is like watching a porn.

Nigerian artists need to reduce the amount of ass they display in their videos, its really irritating.

First published in Saturday Thisday February 4, 2017.

On December 11, 2014, then President Goodluck Jonathan accepted the Presidential nomination of the Peoples Democratic Party to contest the 2015 Presidential elections as its candidate. At that occasion, the former leader made a statement which, in hindsight, can now be seen as a prophecy.

On that day, Jonathan said:

"The choice before Nigerians in the coming election is simple: A choice between going forward or going backwards; between the new ways and the old ways; between freedom and repression; between a record of visible achievements and beneficial reforms - and desperate power-seekers with empty promises."

When the Naira crashed to ₦500 to $1 on Monday the 30th of January, 2017 it hit me that Dr. Jonathan's prophecy had been fulfilled.

I remember (and I am sure you can too) the giant bill boards the APC erected all over the country saying, and I quote

'Is ₦216 to $1 okay? It is time to act now. Buhari-Osinbajo'.

Well both President Muhammadu Buhari and Vice President Yemi Osinbajo have 'acted' for almost two years now and today it is now over ₦500 to $1. It is time for the duo to answer their own question.

On the 20th of November, 2014, a certain young Nigerian named Mohammad had tweeted the following tweet on Twitter;

"Today a dollar N180 and a pound is N280, hope you have a family....this is really the transformation agenda..!! GEJ has finished Nigeria.."

This tweet went viral because the APC through its agents on Twitter retweeted the tweet until it trended online.

Flash forward to Monday the 30th of January, 2017, the day the Naira crossed over the ₦500 to $1 rubicon and the now sober Mohammad tweeted three times and I will quote each of those tweets below:

The first tweet

"GEJ should please forgive me!!!"

The second tweet

"N500 even wen they claim the are fighting corruption #bringbackourGEJ"

The third tweet

"GEJ a true definition of the word HERO ...!!!"

This time around, though the APC refused to retweet Mohammad who tweets from the handle @deee009, his last tweets are even more popular than the first because Nigerians retweeted them, storyfied them and blogs celebrated them.

On Tuesday 31st of January, 2017, another young Nigerian named Uchenna tweeted through his twitter handle, Uchez2 this:

"@Uchez2: How did the dollar stay at ₦175-₦200 for 4yrs under "massive looting"? How is it now at N510 in 2 years under "massive savings"?"

What Jonathan's 2014 quote and Mohammad's 2014 and 2017 tweets as well as Uchenna's question has shown is that, no matter how far and fast falsehood has travelled, it must eventually be overtaken by truth.

Everybody is affected by the failed promises of the Buhari administration. The richest African and Black man in the world, Aliko Dangote, has seen his fortune depreciate by more than 50% from $25 billion under former President Jonathan to $12.4 billion today. We pray it does not shrink to $1.2 billion before 2019!

There is no Nigerian that is not affected and that is all the more reason why the multiple award winning singer and rapper, Innocent Idibia, AKA Tuface has said he is going to lead a nationwide protest against the policies of this government which are impoverishing Nigerians.

Of course very predictably, the administration, either directly or indirectly, has come out guns blazing against the much loved entertainer.

Government surrogates and jealous rivals have sought to disqualify and disenfranchise him from leading his protest by saying that as a father of seven children from three different mothers Tuface lacks the moral authority to protest against government policies!

First of all, the problem many of his celebrity haters have with Tuface is not the protest itself perse. They are really angry that they were not the ones who thought of it!

If having children from many women is their grouse then they would have had a grouse with many Nigerian leaders. Which Nigerian leader has children from only one woman?

And it almost became comical when the Presidency asked to debate with Tuface on live TV. Really? A President who refused to debate his opponents at the Presidential Debates during the elections now wants Tuface to debate live on TV. I mean just negodu!

When some musicians and actors gathered at Ojota with Nasir Elrufai and Dino Melaye against then President Jonathan in February 2012, nobody cared how many children they had but suddenly they care about Tuface's baby mamas!

I guess both Elrufai and Dino Melaye have all their children from one woman!

In the new and improved Federal Republic of Double Standards, if you have more than one baby mama you can be a President, a Governor or a Senator, but you cannot lead a protest! It is haram! You are not morally fit to protest!

And it was so disappointing to see an official All Progressive Congres Twitter handle mocking the protest. APC News TV tweeted and I am quoting:

"@APCNEWSTV: JUST BEFORE YOU JOIN THE SENSELESS PROTEST, NOTE THAT! Godswill Akpabio bankrolled the posh wedding of 2face"

What rubbish! First of all, this is a desperate lie. But even if this were true (it is not) didn't Nigerians vote for President Muhammadu Buhari despite the fact that former Governors Rotimi Amaechi and Bola Tinubu bankrolled him?

If the Presidency and the APC want us to believe that Tuface Idibia's planned protest is "senseless" because his wedding was bankrolled by former Governor Godswill Akpabio then they are inadvertently admitting that President Buhari's Government is "senseless" because its election was bankrolled by Amaechi and Tinubu. That will explain a lot!

It will explain the Presidency's senselessness in the matter regarding Supreme Court Justice Walter Onnoghen who has been denied what should have been his privilege by political tradition as well as by judicial precedent.

Ibrahim Magu is accused of corruption yet President Muhammadu Buhari insists on confirming him. Justice Walter Onnoghen is free from corruption yet President Buhari refuses to confirm him!

This from a so called anti corruption President. Is it because Magi is a Muslim from the North, while the other is a Christian from the South.

This is yet another example in the series of double standards that are the hallmark of this administration.

A Government that publicly urged accused justices to immediately step down, yet writes copious and even verbose letters to justify why the provenly corrupt Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Babachir Lawal, continues to retain his post. In Nigeria, it seems there is one law for the 97 percenters and another for the 5 percenters. Again I say, welcome to President Buhari's new and improved Federal Republic of Double Standards!

What President Buhari is doing to Justice Walter Onnoghen is nothing short of judicial heresy. He is placing his parochial bias above a well established doctrine that seniority at the bar and bench is the major requirement for upward mobility in the legal profession.

And as an aside, I am noticing that the rapidly shrinking army of the cult of Buhari are also set against the new U.S. President, Donald John Trump. And it got me thinking.

I have a hunch that the problem Buharists have with Donald Trump are not his policies but the fact that a politician is actually doing what he promised to do during his campaign.

They are so used to President Buhari, who promises one thing and does another thing, that when they finally see a leader who says what he will do and does what he says they go into shock.

In his first day in office, President Trump has already started fulfilling his promises. He has not blamed Obama, he has not blamed the state of things he met on the ground. He has rather began his tenure by focusing on his promises rather than focusing on the alleged wrongdoings of his predecessors.

This is why many people who supported Nigerian President Buhari cannot stand Trump. Because he exposes the hypocrisy of someone who promised change and is delivering more of the same.

This is why they are so heavily invested in blame gaming the system and blaming every negative occurrence on previous administrations while waiting to give President Buhari credit for the few things that have gone right under his government which are, ironically, the handiwork of the very administrations that he denigrates.

Two days ago (January 31st of 2017) the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics revealed that foreign investments into Nigeria has dropped to a 10 year low.

I am waiting to see the creativity with which the Buhari administration will come up with reasons to blame Goodluck Jonathan for this!

Perhaps Jonathan went around to all the nations of the world to convince them not to invest in Nigeria!

I thought that the Buhari government said Nigeria was a pariah state under Jonathan. How could a pariah government attract more investment than an acceptable government like the Buhari administration. You see, like I said previously in this piece, no matter how far and fast a lie has travelled, it MUST eventually be overtaken by truth.

And it is silly of the Lagos State Police Command to say they would stop Tuface's protest! This is the sort of impunity that has become the norm under President Muhammadu Buhari.

Doesn't Tuface have the Constitutional right of freedom of assembly? Does he not have the right to free speech?

The same security forces that cannot bring the killers of pastor Eunice Elisha to book, or give justice to the be-headers of Evangelist Bridget Agbahime have now found their voice when it comes to stopping the harmless Tuface.

Is it not silly that at a time when the Directorate of State Security have not been able to utilize its man power to make any discernible impact in the war against terror they have the men to storm Apostle Johnson Suleiman's hotel room in Ado Ekiti?

At a time when we have a Governor confessing that he paid money to killers of the citizens he is constitutionally sworn to protect, at a time when Nigeria has overnight become the most dangerous place in the world to be a Christian, at a time when the dollar goes for ₦500 to $1, is it really Apostle Suleiman that is the problem of Nigeria?

The Presidency called Apostle Suleiman's speech hate speech! puh-leeze! What hate speech can be worse than President Buhari's 97% versus 5%? That a Presidency headed by a man who threatened that the "dog and baboon will all be soaked in blood" has the guts to ask the Christian Association of Nigeria to condemn Apostle Suleiman is the joke of the year. If the Presidency are looking for someone to condemn let them go to London!!!

Finally let me say that the Father did not give Jesus a Name that is above all names because Jesus is intelligent. No. Lucifer is also intelligent. God promoted Jesus because of two qualities. Loyalty and Humility.

When people ask me why I am loyal to former President Jonathan, they do not realize that I do not live my life for anybody whether it is Dr. Goodluck Jonathan or President Muhammadu Buhari or even Donald J. Trump. My life is a test and upon my death the Father will mark my test paper. I am loyal to ex-President Jonathan just as I try to be loyal to all my friends whether high or low because a disloyal and proud person is like Lucifer who tried to take The Father's Throne and a loyal person is like Jesus who had the opportunity to do the same yet chose to remain Loyal and Humble. If I do not follow the Messiah's example, then my Christianity is questionable!

Omokri is the founder of the Mind of Christ Christian Center in California, author of Shunpiking: No Shortcuts to God and Why Jesus Wept and the host of Transformation with Reno Omokri

This was before the desert encroachment on KC's head

I found this on Facebook

WHAT NIGERIANS WILL REMEMBER ABOUT FORMER PRESIDENT BARAK OBAMA:

1. He refused to visit Nigeria and flew on to Ghana.
2. He refused to assist us with the experimental Ebola drug when we had Ebola outbreak.
3. He stopped buying Nigeria's oil for years.
4. He refused to classify boko haram as a terror organization even when advised to do so till they became top powerful and bombed the UN building in Abuja.
5. He refused to sell necessary weapons to Nigeria to confront boko haram forcing us to fly cash all over the world to buy arms.
6. He interfered in Nigeria's presidential elections and did not hide his support for a particular candidate.
7. He played politics of division by sending his Secretary of state John Kerry to bypass the south and hold secret meeting with only the 19 northern states governors and subsequently hosted them in the White House.
8. Even as we were sliding deeper into chaos and recession, he said our president was doing very well.

For the above reasons and more, I and many other Nigerians say 'good riddance to bad rubbish.

Whatever he did for Americans is their business. Na where dey itch person na there person dey scratch.

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