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Team News
Chelsea defender Gary Cahill is very doubtful after being treated for gastroenteritis but Thibaut Courtois has overcome the ankle problem that ruled him out at Man Utd last week.
Marcos Alonso missed that defeat with a stomach bug but is likely to return.
Spurs goalkeeper Hugo Lloris should play in his first FA Cup tie since 2014 because Michel Vorm, who was earmarked to start, is out with a knee injury.
Danny Rose is back in training after a knee injury but will not be involved.

MOTD COMMENTATOR'S NOTES
Steve Wilson: "Without doubt these are the best and most consistent teams this season. When the draw brought them together it looked like Spurs' irresistible force against Chelsea's immovable object - but two defeats in April may have undermined Chelsea's air of unshakeable strength.
"Do Chelsea have the mentality to recover from being so enfeebled by Jose Mourinho's tactical masterclass at Old Trafford? If not, has Antonio Conte's 3-4-3 blueprint for success been unpicked?
"Did Spurs' win over Chelsea in January finally put to bed the hoodoo that had seen them fail time and again against the Blues? Or has winning at Wembley become a problem?
"Whichever team leaves the stadium with positive answers will not only have booked a place in the FA Cup final, they just may have stolen a psychological edge in the increasingly exciting race to be champions - and, perhaps, double winners."

WHAT THE MANAGERS SAY
Chelsea head coach Antonio Conte:
"Tottenham now is a really great power in English football.
"There is a moment you have to finish considering yourself an underdog. I think this is the right moment."
Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino: "I think if there is one favourite it's Chelsea because they are top of the table, because of the experienced players and the manager that they have.
"We are talking about one of the best teams in Europe.
"But we are in a good moment, too, and we are hungry to challenge this type of team."

http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/39604653

after wetin happen against man u me I just de in front of Tv de sit down look. If dem mark my man Hazard de game don end b dat. Chelsea all the way. I wish my team well

zazawaga:
Source: https://discovery.insidify.com/how-to-rent-a-house-5-important-questions-to-ask

nice one sha buh the two dudes above me stole my FTC... I'll sue u people for denying me my ftc

jonhemma11:
Drama as Corper who sought Photograph with Fayose gets Automatic employment

Osamwonyi Bright Osas is a graduate of Political Science and Public Administration who is observing the mandatory one year National Youth Service Corps(NYSC) programme at the College of Education, Ikere-Ekiti.

Luck  came his way as he encountered Ekiti State governor, Ayodele Fayose when the came to Ikere Ekiti for on the spot assessment  of the third phase ongoing Ado/Ikere road dualization on Thursday 20th April, 2017.

Governor Fayose had finished the supervision and was on his way to his bus when Osas accosted him, "good afternoon Mr. Governor, I am a native of Edo, I relocated from Adamawa to Ekiti State because of my love for you,  I follow everything you do religiously online, I love you so much and I pray God take you higher and higher. I graduated from UNIBEN with a first class in Political Science and Public Administration, one thing I pray thee Sir, please allow me snap with you Sir", Osas who was in NYSC outfit begged.

Without blinking an eyelid, the governor obliged and photographers did the needful. Immediately after this, the unusual happened, "go to the provost tomorrow, tell her I asked her to give you automatic employment", Mr. Fayose said.

Osas who was overwhelmed by the governor's gesture went on his kneels in appreciation, thanking God and governor Fayose for the favour. Speaking with newsmen after the encounter, Osas said "I am overwhelmed seeing the governor of Ekiti State today,  he's an amiable leader and he is so down to service, when I was in school as an undergraduate I do read many of his speeches on what governance should be, on how to move Nigeria forward.

"I am in love with the fact that he's fearless, he discharges his duties without fear or favour, that is one of the qualities I cherish in him. I learnt from him that for you to rule successfully, you must appreciate the common man, he is a very good friend of the masses,  seeing him come so close to the people inspires me, I was just coming from my CDS now and I saw him here, I was so happy and I said I must see him before he leaves and that was why I accosted him.

"I just thanked God for what happened now and I pray God bless him abundantly. He has just called the provost that I should be retained, that I should be given automatic employment, permanent employment, he called the provost and the provost said first thing on Monday I should come with my CV. I just want to appreciate governor Fayose."



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/04/drama-as-corper-who-sought-photograph.html?m=1

make him go meet provost, u mean say jobs de and dem de hide am, only to give it to people who'll bow and worship dem? Smh

highness25:
Orobor sef come become miss Edo, smh

I pity cucumber for where these girls they. Cucumber crew

iamhorny:
The contestants for the Miss Nigeria USA 2017 beauty pageant have been revealed. - The beauty pageant features US-based Nigerian girls who aspire to be more -The final event will hold in August 2017 Annually, young ladies gather and compete for the Miss Nigeria USA crown. This year, 17 gorgeous women have signed up to participate in the empowerment program. The pageant, which began in 2014, was created with the main goal of celebrating the Nigerian woman

https://entertainment.naij.com/1099917-lovely-photos-miss-nigeria-usa-beauty-queen-aspirants.html

Orobor sef come become miss Edo, smh

iamhorny:
The contestants for the Miss Nigeria USA 2017 beauty pageant have been revealed. - The beauty pageant features US-based Nigerian girls who aspire to be more -The final event will hold in August 2017 Annually, young ladies gather and compete for the Miss Nigeria USA crown. This year, 17 gorgeous women have signed up to participate in the empowerment program. The pageant, which began in 2014, was created with the main goal of celebrating the Nigerian woman

https://entertainment.naij.com/1099917-lovely-photos-miss-nigeria-usa-beauty-queen-aspirants.html

cucumber crew

madgoat:
see crime does not pay

Amadioha and Sango i thank you oh... FTC again within few minutes

"FTC within few minutes" you de live for nairaland?

donmalcolm21:
A poor Man that became the richest man in Lagos



My SW friends here said they don't support corrupt individuals.



Tinubu and Fashola laughing them like

bros why Tinibu teeth de colour red oil red oil na, in no de brush in teeth?

Jeus:
Ex Big Brother Naija Housemates, Tboss and Debbie Rise both of whom became friends at the closing stage of the show seems to be inseparable at the moment.

One would have thought after the National Anthem Saga, they would have had a breakdown in their friendship but they keep waxing stronger.

Tboss shared this picture with the caption:

The boss and the rise nations! This is a friendship that will definitely stand the tests of time.

SOURCE: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/04/our-friendship-will-stand-test-of-time.html

I pity cucumba

haffaze777:
nah so jare my brother

bros the game change o

haffaze777:
another 3 points for team chelsea

I de in front of TV like dis, Man city no fit stop us na man u? I de sit down look

kogistar:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/dino-escapes-assassination-attempt-gunmen-invade-country-home/

Dino, when the shooting was going on where were you? Secondly, the destroyed 2 security caravans, damaged your house, where were your securities at the time of this operation?

lozanni:
He could be our own Donald Trump. If there are ready made institutions that will ensure that the system works, he might succeed, however Nigeria does not have that.

absolutely.

Safiaa:
I know most men will be triggered by the title of this thread, without reading what i have to say. I really couldn't care less lol. This thread is directed to the ladies !!!


Now ladies, i'm not encouraging you to be lazy gold diggers with no ambition. I'm not encouraging you to use a man entirely for his money. Get your education, work hard and make something of yourself. Strive to be successful. HOWEVER....

Don't be lured into what we call 'ride or die'. A lot of men are deluded by their unrealistic dreams and goals, and believe they can sell you that dream. They'll tell you that they want to do this and that, but they never work towards achieving their goals. I call them empty vessels. Its really sad, because I've seen so many women waste their youth on men who sold them a dream, and end up suffering for the rest of their lives. There's a difference between a broke man with a vision, and a broke man with a fantasy. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO. This is not Bonnie and Clyde, this is the real world, and if you can clearly see that this man is destined to be broke, RUNN!

As a woman, you need to use your YOUTH and BEAUTY to attract the best man who is financially stable as possible. This is not gold digging this is being SMART. Think about your children, think about your future. You don't want to be in your 30's wishing that you spent your younger years with another man. Money is very IMPORTANT in a relationship, and you need to be with someone who will compliment your finances.

Stop making excuses for men, who clearly don't have plans. Stop trying to be the ride or die chick, because you will die in poverty. Yes, we know that women can be the breadwinners of the house, But i can assure you that most women want to be taken care of. If you want to struggle with him now, open your eyes and be sure that you will NOT struggle with him FOREVER.

LADIES BE SMART, YOU'RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE! USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.

Na wa oooooooo
I began to Fear Alcohol Since The Day I Saw My
neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The
Sound Of My Generator thinking that he is in the
club saying this DJ go kill person ooooooooo.
When I turn the generator off, he ask me who sing
the track?
U trust stage la....La I come tell am say na
Yamaha sing am..naim d guy say davido and
dem WizKid supposed to dey learn from dis
Yamaha jam. c wahala.
5 mins · Public

NgeneUkwenu:
As you can see, the next presidential election is just some few months away, and it is becoming clearer, that the incumbent president...Buhari is going to be re-elected unopposed, going by the inactivity on the part of the supposed opposition elements.

In any democratic settings, those who choose to vie for the highest offices, always show their hands early especially when you are contesting against an incumbent.
Take for example, as early as 2012, political watchers had already known, that Buhari was going to contest against Jonathan. Again Trump started campaigning for the office of the POTUS as soon as , Obama was sworn in for the Second Tenure, and so many other examples..

But back here, it seems Nigerians in Unison have decided, to back Buhari for the 2nd Term, in the interest of Justice, Stabillty and Fair play, aside the giant strides he has accomplished within 2 Years in office.



Please drop your picks with reasons..

Aliko Dangote would be perfect

VastFinder:
This article is approximately the basic level salary for First City Monument Bank, FCMB. It's the wish of most graduates to work in a bank or company due to the sort of salary they pay their employees. First City Monument Bank, FCMB Nigeria is not an exclusion as their basic level basic salary is reasonable compared to what other top companies in Nigeria pay their employees.

The Bank sector is similar to the oil and gas has one of the best paying company in conditions of salary. Although there are some distinctions in how much banking institutions in Nigeria pay their staff as no specific regulation compels them to truly have a fixed amount for their staff.

For its basic level personnel salary, FCMB pays sum of N115,000, regular according to section and unit. Your income may also surge after a while as long as you remain in the company. In addition to the basic salary you obtain, there are other allowances and benefits that the Bank pays off and you are also eligible for a leave rest.

For the salary level, FCMB Nigeria had the opportunity to show itself as a loan provider of repute.

Source: http://www.thistrend.com.ng/2017/04/fcmb-nigeria-salary-scale-how-much-does.html

lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun, CrazyMan, 1forall

please how do ii download the FCMBonline app? The other fcmbmobile app isn't working on ma phone, they've been telling me to download the new one.

sar33:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/04/bbnaija-winner-efe-arrives-warriphotos.html

bros na the money de for that bag wey u hang? I de come collect my share

softwerk:
More...

All these ones go marry so?

NaijaEntertainm:
Davido Sleeping With His Crews In A Car While Travelling To Ekiti State.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1eRCGR1j10

na car dem use from Lag come Ekiti? Nawah!

iwaeda:
Chelsea the league leader will confront Manchester City on Wednesday. Chelsea lost surprisingly to Crystal Palace; but Mancity were forced to 2-2 draw by Arsenal. A win for Mancity will throw EPL more wide open.

Chelsea manager Antonio Conte says the bad-tempered end to the Premier League leaders 3-1 victory over Manchester City earlier this season will not influence Wednesday’s renewal of their rivalry.

The 47-year-old Italian — speaking to the press a year to the day he was named as Chelsea manager for this season — revealed that Brazilian defender David Luiz still requires treatment on the knee that Sergio Aguero clattered into earning him a red card.

That sparked a free for all which saw Aguero’s City team-mate Fernandinho sent off as well for sending Cesc Fabregas over the advertising hoardings — both clubs were subsequently fined by the Football Association.



“I think now his knee is better than before and for sure he needs to have the treatment,” said Conte.

“It’s not important (the game at City). We must understand that when there is a game and above all if someone is losing the game, it can happen this type of situation. I have great respect for Aguero.”

Conte, who has insisted he will see out his three year contract with Chelsea despite reports linking him to the Inter Milan job in Italy, saw his side’s 10 point lead cut to seven over Tottenham Hotspur last weekend.

Chelsea went down 2-1 in a shock home defeat to Crystal Palace whilst Spurs beat Burnley and will hope Conte’s side drop further points on Wednesday and they beat struggling Swansea away.

Conte, though, is not unduly troubled by the Palace reverse.

“Football is wonderful also for this type of result. Tomorrow we have another game,” said Conte, who is waiting to see whether Nigerian star Victor Moses has recovered from the toe injury that prevented him playing against Palace.

The Italian thinks Chelsea have surprised many by their maintaining their form and topping the league.

“Nobody thought that Chelsea could fight this season for the title, but we stay there,” said Conte.

“We stay there and we want to keep this position.”

if Arsenal go play 1-1 with Man shity why chelsea no go win Man shity? The league is finished. Chelsea all the way

maasoap:
The lady wasn't talking about his present condition but the type of investment that brought him into this present condition. And she was right.

I see.

fratermathy:
Trusted ponzi scheme?

so he thinks that this ponzi scheme the dude on the thread did was not trusted? He's luck he's far from me, I'd flog him til that thing inside him which is not planted by God runs out of him.

olrotimi:
But seriously, a man who invests all the money he has in ponzi scheme, the same ponzi scheme for that matter is unwise and unfit to go into marriage.
If I were his fiancee, that would either be the end of our engagement or I'd put off the intro till he manages to regain my confidence.
Such nonsense.

if you cannot stick with him on his worst days, you're probably not the type of woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with. Better days ahead!

olrotimi:
But seriously, a man who invests all the money he has in ponzi scheme, the same ponzi scheme for that matter is unwise and unfit to go into marriage.
If I were his fiancee, that would either be the end of our engagement or I'd put off the intro till he manages to regain my confidence.
Such nonsense.

if you cannot stick with him on his worst days, you're probably not the type of woman he wants to spend the rest f his life with. Better days ahead!

chiberr93:
Man utd go still draw like ogbono again

what of Okro?

Alisegun:
According to a twitter user, a group of young boys and girls were spotted past 10pm queued up for JAMB Registration..

http://www.secretgist.com/2017/04/see-hurdle-boys-and-girls-go-thorugh.html

Go to developed countries eg US you would be in your house and register your self. The only problem here is a lot of clueless people handling crucial offices. Foolish Fg

phsesam:
As the Senior Special Assistant (SSA) to the Governor of Kogi State on Entertainment, Arts, and Culture, Mercy Johnson Okojie's political role is on full swing.<!--more-->

The Nollywood star represented her excellency, the first lady of Kogi State, Mrs. Rashida Bello, at City People Media Group 20th awards celebration on Sunday the 2nd of April, 2017.

The elegant looking diva stepped out in a glittering black dress and her dashing makeup gave her that uber glow.

Read more

http://www.weddingdigestnaija.com/blog/mercy-johnson-okojie-takes-style-another-level-represents-kogi-first-lady-city-people-awards-night/

why e no be me wey marry mercy na, kai! See shape, I must get govt appointment one day.

seguno2:
Owing 14 months of salaries and the workers still show up in the office?
To do what?
On empty stomach?
Maybe their stupid relations and friends who have RESPONSIBLE employers who pay salaries on time are giving them money from their own personal emoluments?
Pensions must be owed for several years then.

Lols

Jajayi:
Governor of Bayelsa state, Henry Seriake Dickson, pictured Enjoying a Local Boat Ride In the Creeks of Niger Delta....

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/04/bayelsa-state-governor-dickson-enjoying.html

as this man fat like dis, if in fall enter da water how person fit take bring am out? He better be careful o, workers are really praying for him since he does not want to pay salaries since 14months today. Make their prayers no make am fall enter water o

okoro4:
The way wet Tekno take blow dey surprise me.I hope say him no dey use juju

na nw I knw y some people de remain poor throughout their lives... Poor mentality! Primitive live!!! Smh

Blue3k:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/youre-lying-roads-construction-ortom-blasts-wike/

the two of them are incompetent, I don't blame them sha, it's the youths I blame! You people are here abusing each other meanwhile the two governors are there embezzling public funds. If at all you people are seeing each other I'm pretty sure some of u would fight on their behalf... Ndi ara

CriticMaestro:
does this mean he committed suicide because he aint gat no child or he did it because of other reasons

the woman na man? This is no mistake at all cause u used the he repeatedly, I'm sure your a graduate like Dino M. the senator too