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Toks2008:
E be like sey woman Don show you shege

brother, pretty girls are something else. In fact fear them whether pretty or ugly. I've seen something

Toks2008:
Unfortunately It is not easy to find someone of the opposite sex who has all one needs in terms of physical sexual features.A guy may see a bootilicious lady without a wow bust-line and sometimes come across a lady with an angelic face without "a nice tit or booty".

And a lady may see a very cute guy yet there will be a but that seem to disqualify such.

So my question to guys and ladies is "what is that one sexual feature you crave for the most in the opposite sex?..in other words,that sexual feature you can't imagine your partner not having

Mine is a nice looking bust-line...so what is yours?

after God, fear women

MissCokie:

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No Man Deserves To Be Called A Broke Ass: Get Your Priorities Straight Before Judging Him.

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Our present day women have lost their focus and priorities. We have lost the golden rules. How can You tag a struggling man as a broke ass, while you can't afford to eat comfortably without the help of your parents! , even your parents can't feed well, yet you transfer your responsibilities on someone else who is far from being your father, mother, brother or even relatives, haba!.

Most of them, even go further to make a list of some silly things a guy must have, before they can go on a date with him. He must have a car, stay in a cool apartment, have a good source of income, bla bla bla . my sister why cant you struggle to have all those things yourself. Why must you depend on a man to take away your miserable responsibilities. This same broke girls would end up shouting "Feminism" , "Women Equality" up and down, yet you can't even help yourself. All you want to do, is to sit your silly ass down, get bleeped a million times, spend money, get dumbed, and the circle continues!. Please respect yourself.

Majority of us, now focus our lives on social media, seeking for cheap likes etc, going nude just to get attention. Acting silly everyday for 365days with empty brains and zero productivities. Congratulations.

We should learn how to respect and support our guys who are still struggling to get their lives together, and not to become a liability to them.

Slay Queens and Slay Mama, this message is for you. While you're busying slaying, remember a lady is someone slaying with affluence and i am one of them(BOLD).

You slay queens allow material gain to becloud your reasoning, no wonder you all end up being slayed by ritualist or a Yahoo guy. Please get your priorities straight and change your focus. If you can channel 0.1% of your slaying energy to something productive,I am sure you would definitely help make the world a better place.

If you're married, and yet you claim to be a slay mama, Your time would surely elapse, and all your stupid lifestyle would come knocking on your door . Because you would end up being kicked out of your marriage, and someone else who has more brain and dignity would replace you. You can't eat your cake and have it back.


If he is broke today, remember he won't be broke forever. No condition is permanent. Get your priorities straight, saddle yourself and be productive.

well, I stopped dating since 3years ago and since then you'll agree with me that, I've had less arguments, been saving my money, no unnecessary drama. I just want girls to carry their wahala and go

awillabo:
Explosion has rocked a section of the Okaka Prison, Yenagoa, Bayelsa State, capital following failed attempts by six inmates to carry out a jailbreak.

Details later….



http://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-explosion-security-agencies-abort-jailbreak-bayelsa/

but where's Evans?

4hys:
GOVERNOR WIKE TO RIVERS PEOPLE :WE WILL TACKLE FLOODING HEADLONG

http://www.dehelm.com/2017/07/governor-wike-investigate-cause-of.html


Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike on Sunday evening assured residents of Port Harcourt and other flooded communities that his administration will tackle the environmental challenge headlong.
He empathised with all residents affected by the flooding, assuring that his administration will work with relevant agencies to resolve the issues thrown up by the flooding.
Speaking after he inspected some areas impacted by flooding caused by two of torrential rainfall, Governor Wike directed the relevant government agencies to take immediate remedial measures.
The governor inspected the flooded areas in Port Harcourt with Julius Berger engineers and officials of the State Ministry of Works.
He directed the continuous de-silting of all major canals in the town.
Governor Wike advised residents of Port Harcourt to stop dumping refuse in water channels. He said such actions lead to blockage of water channels, which leads to flooding.
The governor stressed that he will take some tough steps to ensure that the state will not experience such devastating flooding.
Sam Ngbor, Liaison Manager of Julius Berger Plc assured the governor that the company will work with state government to resolve the challenges posed by the flooding.
Simeon Nwakaudu,
Special Assistant to the Rivers State Governor, Electronic Media.
23rd July, 2017

he should concentrate more on insecurity, killing is too much in the state especially ONELGA

Kizyte:
Nice!
Wife material..

wife material inside plane? No! It's the other way round, plan material.

Kizyte:
Nice!
Wife material..

wife material for inside plane? No! It's the other way round, plane material

patrickray:
Please able Nigerians assist me a little, I am presently undergoing training and I need support to get my equipments. I can't even afford a square meal, please assist a friend.
May God bless you for your magnanimity IJN Amen

GT BANK
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buh you can afford MB? Smh

feranmi400:
Tekno started giving his followers money on twitter some days ago. Today, he gave a lucky lady N500k. Earlier, he announced that he would be giving someone N500,000 and hours later, he picked her randomly as the lucky winner. Congrats to her.


See more tweets after the cut.

Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/07/12/singer-tekno-gifts-another-twitter-user-n500k/

I de enter twitter right now, abeg Tekno make your blessings fall on me. A 300L student of Niger Delta University, Bayelsa state. Haven't paid my school fees

Abdulazeez99:
Chelsea are set to table a €80million bid for Real Madrid striker, Alvaro Morata, after missing out on Romelu Lukaku.

Spanish outfit, AS, reports that Antonio Conte has turned his search for a new frontman to Spain, after losing out to Manchester United on his number one target this summer.

Morata himself had seemingly been on course to United, with Chelsea favourites to sign Lukaku, but the situation has now been turned on its head.

The Spain striker’s representatives have said he will “keep fighting”.

“We must keep fighting, as there’s no alternative,” is the comment coming from Morata’s camp, according to Spanish publication, Marca.

Morata had previously hinted he would love to work with Blues boss, Antonio Conte, at some point in his career.
https://hl-img.peco.uodoo.com/intl-news/2017/07/1fb3c2a28d0d9a6ed2885c1511ba0789.jpg

http://dailypost.ng/2017/07/10/chelsea-ready-offer-real-madrid-e80million-morata/

that's all whole lot of money buh who cares as long as he won't be like fernando Torres. Madrid sell him already. He's gonna be damn good with Hazard and other creative players around him, oh! Fabrepass

PrettyCrystal:
Yesterday, the Lagos State Commissioner for Environment, Dr Babatunde Adejare and the EFAD (Emergency Flood Abatement Department) rescue team paid a working visit to the Lekki Peninsula axis of Lagos state due to the massive floods which hit the area.

Meanwhile, the Lagos State Government has appealed to residents of Lagos living in flood-prone areas to relocate in the aftermath of incessant heavy rainfall within the metropolis in order to avert loss of lives and properties.

Commissioner for the Environment, Dr. Samuel Adejare, in a statement also warned all residents in the State of the consequences of the continuous heavy rainfall being experienced in most parts of Lagos on lives and properties.

Adejare noted that rainfall was bound to disrupt normal activities as well as have an untoward effect on landed properties, roads and environment.

He implored all Lagosians to, as much as possible, stay indoors during rainfall, except it is important to their safety and livelihood.

“You are implored as much as possible to stay indoors unless it is essential to your safety and livelihood. However, we strongly advise those who live in lowland and close to water bodies to move upland,” he said.

He added that officers from the Ministry had been deployed to coastal areas and sites that were susceptible to flooding as part of efforts to protect the lives and properties of the citizens.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/lekki-floods-lagos-commissioner-team-visit-lekki-hours-rainfall-photos.html

only this visit 30m for in account, instead of doing something tangible you are going there to show yourself, attention seeker

obeyizy:
Nigerian Musician, Tekno is currently giving out money to Nigerians with small businesses and school fee issues until it totals five million naira.

Tekno returned to twitter, because he wanted to partake in the Wizkid and Davido Feud. At least something good came out of it.

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/07/tekno-gives-out-5m-naira-on-twitter-to.html

how do I tell tekno I need to pay my school fees, I'm not even on twitter. People any help?

HungerBAD:
All na Wash so nothing special.

Saraki is British by birth. The high commissioner is British too,so all i see is two Briton's having a very casual discussion.

Only painful thing is that one of the British Citizen is the Number 3 ruling Nigeria,when we have plenty of qualified "Nigerians" that can be in that position.

And to add insult to injury,this British guy wants to do a "Constitutional Bloodless Coup" so that he can be the President of Nigeria.

Somebody should please tell him we got our INDEPENDENCE from the British in 1960,and no British man will rule or colonize us again.

Never.

oyibo man and sense, he's dressed like this to use Saraki's head. If only you know about colonial policies you would know what I mean

dre11:
http://pmexpressng.com/varsity-lecturers-wife-delivers-baby-bricklayer-lover/

why won't she? When her husband is there abusing female students sexually. It's pay back time, everything in life happen for a reason. Something's behind it. So I'm not surprised

dre11:
http://pmexpressng.com/varsity-lecturers-wife-delivers-baby-bricklayer-lover/

why won't she? When her husband is there abusing female students sexually. It's pay back time, everything in life happen for a reason. Something's behind it. So I'm not surprise

solaugo1:
HAPPENING NOW!!!

Long Convoy of Biafra Supporters Throng Nnamdi Kanu's Resident in Umuahia (See Photos)



http://newsnownigeria.com.ng/long-convoy-biafra-supporters-throng-nnamdi-kanus-resident-umuahia-see-photos/

the problem of Nigeria is as old as the history of the country. If not for the amalgamation of 1914 will anybody be crying of marginalization? From this point, one would say all this started from the amalgamation of 1914. Igbos will never get Biafra and they know because you can't be fighting for something when there's no sense of unity in your region. In a diversed area it's easily to get people to turn at each other. The time's coming. Kanu go and sit down. FG is only making you popular for nothing

obiremy:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10209535692774113&id=1380833650

what's my fucking business if he's on life-support or not? Fayose, I did not tell you to inform me what's going on with buhari. I'm trying so hard to forget about that name and u keep reminding me, just shut up and let me keep forgetting the name. I'm not APC, I'm not PDP, I'm Nigerian

OneHead:
Honourable Kindness Okpe

22 years old, An Environmental Health Officer By Profession, She is the Special Assistant To The Governor from Abiokunla Ward 1 Orhionmwon LGA

She is the youngest appointee of Executive Governor Of Edo State Governor Godwin Obaseki

Addressing the controversy of her origination.

Kindness, Daughter of a Bini man, Abudu Edo state comprise of Bini and Ika speaking people, like Igbanke, Oza, Iru, Oghada, Ogan and many other towns in Orhionmwon and Igueben LGAs

Read Complete Profile.

SOURCE: http://www.naaija.com/2017/06/see-22-years-old-ssa-edo-state-governor/

I would love to marry this girl. Very hardworking buh considering the fact that she belongs to the governor's other room, she's out of line

DrinosBlog:
Adoara (not real name) the Nigerian woman who survived 10 days in Sahara Desert


The International Organization for Migration said it rescued no fewer than 600 people since April 2017 through a new search and rescue operation that targeted migrants stranded in Sahara Desert.

A 22-year-old Nigerian woman attempting to migrate into Europe via the harsh Sahara Desert survived after being abandoned by traffickers for 10 days.

The International Organisation for Migration said the woman, given the nickname Adoara, was the only female among the survivors of a rescue mission on May 28.

“She left Nigeria in early April hoping for a better future in Europe.

There were 50 migrants on the pick-up truck when it left Agadez for Libya, but only six are still alive today,” Giuseppe Loprete, Niger Chief of Mission for IOM, said.

Recounting her ordeal, the Nigerian survivor said: “We were in the desert for 10 days. After five days, the driver abandoned us.

“He left with all of our belongings, saying he was going to pick us up in a couple of hours, but he never did,” she recalled.

During the next two days, 44 of the migrants died which persuaded the six left to start walking to look for help. “We had to drink our own pee to survive,” said the woman now in an IOM camp in Niamey, Niger.

She had left Nigeria with two close female friends, who both died in the desert.

“They were too weak to keep going,” she sadly remembers. “We buried a few, but there were just too many to bury and we didn’t have the strength to do it,” Adaora adds. “I couldn’t walk anymore. I wanted to give up,” she recalls.

Two other migrants carried her until a truck driver picked them up and took them to local authorities who then alerted IOM staff in Dirkou in the Agadez Region of north-eastern Niger.

By the time the six survivors reached IOM’s transit centre in Dirkou, Adaora was unconscious.

She received medical assistance, and once recovered, she gave a detailed account of her experience to both the authorities and IOM staff. Two of the other migrants from the group went back with IOM staff and the authorities to find the bodies and identify the victims.

After having received medical assistance at IOM’s transit centres in both Dirkou and Agadez, Adaora is currently recovering at IOM’s transit centre for migrants in Niamey, awaiting her imminent voluntary return to Nigeria.

Adaora says she had no idea what the route was going to be like, otherwise she would have never left Nigeria.

Going back, she wants to continue her work as a nurse. “I think it’s important we all assist each other when we are in need,” she says.

The International Organization for Migration (IOM) said it rescued no fewer than 600 people since April 2017 through a new search and rescue operation that targeted migrants stranded in Sahara Desert.

The UN migration agency, however, regretted 52 migrants, mostly from The Gambia, Nigeria, Senegal and Cote d’Ivoire, died over the period, according to its statement on Tuesday.

“We are enhancing our capacity to assist vulnerable migrants stranded in Northern Agadez, towards the Niger-Libya border.

“Saving lives in the desert is becoming more urgent than ever.

“Since the beginning of the year we have been receiving frequent calls to rescue victims who embark on this route,” Giuseppe Loprete, Niger Chief of Mission for IOM, said.

On June 9, another 92 migrants were also rescued through an IOM search and rescue operation; among them were 30 women and children.

More recently, 24 migrants were taken to Seguedine, where one died on arrival.

“Among the 23 survivors are migrants from Gambia, Nigeria, Senegal and Cote d’Ivoire. It was not clear for how long they had been walking in the deserts of central Niger.

“They had been in a group of 75 migrants in three different cars, eventually abandoned by smugglers during the journey north,” Loprete said.

IOM said it had recorded 52 deaths since it launched a new project “Migrants Rescue and Assistance in Agadez Region” (MIRAA) in April.

The project will last for 12 months, and aims to ensure the protection of migrants in hard-to-reach areas while also strengthening the management of migration by the Government of Niger, it said.

MIRAA is complementary to the larger initiative “Migrant Resource and Response Mechanism” (MRRM), which aims to bring together in one mechanism a wide range of services and assistance for migrants, including assisted voluntary return to their countries of origin and reintegration once they return.
-NAN

Seun Mynd44 Lalasticlala Dominique Fynestboi Ijebabe

well cooked. Trying to migrate to Europe through the sahara desert route? Attention seeker

sixtuschimere:
Governor Wike today led a powerful delegation of traditional rulers to Sokoto state to visit Sultan of Sokoto.They were received at the airport by Gov. Tambuwal who led them to the Sultan's palace.Speaking at the palace,Gov. Wike said he will never support the breakup of Nigeria


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/governor-wike-leads-powerful-delegation.html

please, Wike, always speak for your self when ever you're saying something. Stop saying Rivers people, you are not in my thoughts. I'm not commenting on the issue of dividing the country though, but anytime you are in the north speak for your self. I have my opinions

madridguy:

jona don de form big boy ba? See how in lips red for d second pic, pink lips things

Ehiscotch:
www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/wrong-woman-claim-equality-man-marriage-lilian-larkai/
cc lalasticlala
cc mynd44

da yansh na real? Imagine how her p***y would be. Kai! I fit sleep inside this one.

Amoyinoluwa24:
According to reports trending online, the Governor of Kogi state, Yahaya Bello commissioned a 300 KVA Transformer installed in a street in Lokoja as his first project after spending a year and six months in office.

One Facebook user who shared the photo wrote: He went with a convoy of over 20 cars mostly SUVs to commission this wonderful project. If the recalling of Sen. Dino Melaye goes successful it will be his second completed project. Kudos to Gov. Bello!

Senator Dino Melaye also shared the photo and captioned it: Big party as Yahaya Bello commissioned his first project since he became governor. One transformer in koto with red carpet and platform. Allah ya isa. Kai!!!!

Source; http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/06/governor-yahaya-bello-commissions.html

useless governor

TunezMediaTV:
http://tunezmedia..com.ng/2017/06/high-class-abuja-lesbians-are-after-me.html

https://www.nigeriamovienetwork.com/uploads/articles/1a7e2000.jpg

this girl is so unreasonable. No sense

247frolicboss:
http://www.channelstv.com/2017/06/25/father-of-kidnap-kingpin-evans-wants-him-taken-to-tb-joshua-for-deliverance/

your son was brutalizing people, bringing illegal money to you. Instead of you telling him how wrong he was, or asking him how he got the money you were busy telling him how proud you are as a father to him, now law has caught up with him. Sir, it's only God that can forgive your son. Me personally, he's beyond my forgiveness

freshmimi:
Guess Evans is now a superstar

Meanwhile,

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your family relatives don't like studying abroad? Smh

actiondrilling:
http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/06/lib-exclusive-im-done-with-my.html

you bin no de watch her when she de fight her mother inlaws for film? E don happen for ya eye na. Mumu

McXponent:
DO YOU KNOW: EVANS CAN STILL MAKE HEAVEN WHILE YOU ROT IN HELL?

It's no more news that Chidumeme Onwuamadike aka Evans, a notorious and a billionaire kidnapper was arrested.
Despite the charges levied against him due to the atrocities he has committed, condemnations from all Nigerians both home and abroad, who want in one way or the other his Crucifixion, death by hanging or even life sentence.

1. Only God can forgive and can judge, though a sinner cannot go un punished, but he doesn't want the death of a sinner if he or she repents.
2. He can still make heaven despite the gravity of sin if he repent before death.
3. God might be using him as a punishment to those who fell his victim. (Only God knows how his victims made there money).
4. Crucify him!!! At worse he'll die, but remember you'll die one day, you'll die too and as a sinner, you might burn in the same lake of fire, no matter the gravity of your sin. No VIP section.
5. Some atrocities most politicians now adays have committed secretly and has affected the economy of the nation is much more than that of Evans. Everyone knows how he makes his or her wealth.

N.B
Are you still a sinner?
Irrespective of your religion or faith,
Repent and change your ways...

Nowadays people die like flies... You might not be granted the grace to repent at point of death.. Different people with different grace..
May we not die Young and live to fulfil purpose and destinies.

if such a person can make heaven then I'll engage in crime and be badder than him so that when I get caught I'll beg for forgiveness and make heaven. Stupid thread

Ogashub:
Enough of all this Evans story shoot the bastard in the head and bury him

he doesn't deserve to be buried...

DamiBukola:
JIMITOTA ONOYUME PORT HARCOURT –

The feud between Chibuike Amaechi and Senator Magnus Abe over who controls the mainstream machinery of Rivers state chapter of the All Progress Congress, APC, deepened Friday as the Minister of Transportation , Mr Amaechi announced removal of his former Chief of Staff, Chief Tony Okocha and three others as leaders of the party’s caucus in their various local government areas.

Senator Magnus Abe and Chibuike Amaechi Others affected by the shake up announced by Amaechi yesterday at different meeting with stakeholders of the party in the state was his former Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice, Mr Worgu Boms, who lost his seat as leader of the party’s caucus in his local government , Hon Chidi Wihioka, member representing Ikwerre/Emohua federal constituency who was replaced as leader of the party’s caucus also his local government area. Hon Alwell Nyesoh was also removed as leader of the party’s caucus in Etche local government area.

Amaechi as leader of the party in the state allegedly took the action because those removed were accused of working to install Senator Magnus Abe as governorship candidate of the party for the 2019 general elections.

Vsnguard gathered that at the meetings Amaechi vowed to ensure that Senator Abe did not get the party’s gubernatorial ticket for the 2019 general poll, insisting that as leader of the party he would determine who flies the party’s flag in the state. Amaechi who is the immediate past governor of the state said he appointed Abe secretary of his government in his first term , adding that he also supported him to be Senator in his second term. Amaechi reportedly told the gathering of party stakeholders that he felt betrayed by Senator Abe, vowing to ensure he never got the party’s gubernatorial ticket.

Meantime, one of those removed as Leader of the party’s caucus in his Obio Akpor government, Chief Tony Okocha affirmed his commitment to the gubernatorial bid of Senator Abe for 2019, insisting that he was convinced in the qualities of Abe to provide good governance in the state if he wins, He said it was unfortunate that he was removed as leader of his party’s caucus at a meeting he was not in attendance, stressing that the action showed the alleged desperation of one man to muscle up the party. ”
They just removed me now for supporting Senator Magnus Abe, the removal is to confirm that APC belongs to one man. Nothing to worry about because he also appointed me. The one who appoints has powers to remove. Later in the day he would remove Senator Wilson Ake. He has removed his former Attorney General and Commissioner of Justice, Worgu.

I support Abe because I believe he has the qualities, the folowing. He has what it takes to win elections, I was not given opportunity to defend myself. I am in Abuja when they removed me. “, he said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/amaechi-abes-clash-consumes-4-apc-caucus-leaders/

this is just a propaganda, this news came long time ago and they repeated it again today with same words. Pdp, I can smell your handwork.

DamiBukola:
JIMITOTA ONOYUME PORT HARCOURT –

The feud between Chibuike Amaechi and Senator Magnus Abe over who controls the mainstream machinery of Rivers state chapter of the All Progress Congress, APC, deepened Friday as the Minister of Transportation , Mr Amaechi announced removal of his former Chief of Staff, Chief Tony Okocha and three others as leaders of the party’s caucus in their various local government areas.

Senator Magnus Abe and Chibuike Amaechi Others affected by the shake up announced by Amaechi yesterday at different meeting with stakeholders of the party in the state was his former Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice, Mr Worgu Boms, who lost his seat as leader of the party’s caucus in his local government , Hon Chidi Wihioka, member representing Ikwerre/Emohua federal constituency who was replaced as leader of the party’s caucus also his local government area. Hon Alwell Nyesoh was also removed as leader of the party’s caucus in Etche local government area.

Amaechi as leader of the party in the state allegedly took the action because those removed were accused of working to install Senator Magnus Abe as governorship candidate of the party for the 2019 general elections.

Vsnguard gathered that at the meetings Amaechi vowed to ensure that Senator Abe did not get the party’s gubernatorial ticket for the 2019 general poll, insisting that as leader of the party he would determine who flies the party’s flag in the state. Amaechi who is the immediate past governor of the state said he appointed Abe secretary of his government in his first term , adding that he also supported him to be Senator in his second term. Amaechi reportedly told the gathering of party stakeholders that he felt betrayed by Senator Abe, vowing to ensure he never got the party’s gubernatorial ticket.

Meantime, one of those removed as Leader of the party’s caucus in his Obio Akpor government, Chief Tony Okocha affirmed his commitment to the gubernatorial bid of Senator Abe for 2019, insisting that he was convinced in the qualities of Abe to provide good governance in the state if he wins, He said it was unfortunate that he was removed as leader of his party’s caucus at a meeting he was not in attendance, stressing that the action showed the alleged desperation of one man to muscle up the party. ”
They just removed me now for supporting Senator Magnus Abe, the removal is to confirm that APC belongs to one man. Nothing to worry about because he also appointed me. The one who appoints has powers to remove. Later in the day he would remove Senator Wilson Ake. He has removed his former Attorney General and Commissioner of Justice, Worgu.

I support Abe because I believe he has the qualities, the folowing. He has what it takes to win elections, I was not given opportunity to defend myself. I am in Abuja when they removed me. “, he said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/amaechi-abes-clash-consumes-4-apc-caucus-leaders/

this is just a propaganda, this news came long time ago and they repeated it again today with same words. Pdp, I can smell your handwork