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Nice list, but Where is Bongos Ikwue's 'Searching for true love' and 2face's 'Ole'?

How was this guy able to pass through medical school? He's way too dumb na.. Comparing Cucumber case to child marriage.. Some people can derail sha. Lala, ban the oaf already!

slimthugchimee:
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not surprised even the name of the state dey sound like one traditional thunder God

Thunder god?
No, Ogun is god of iron and wood

I see You in the sunrise I see You in the rain I see You in the laughter I feel You through the pain,
I see You, You are creation I see the grandness of Your majesty The universe is singing all Your glory I can't believe You live inside of me
Everything that You have made is beautiful Oh, my God, I can't believe my eyes But in all of this to think that You would think of me Makes my heart come alive

Your love is like a mighty fire deep inside my bones I feel like I could climb a thousand mountains all at once And I never have to wonder if somebody cares for me I love the Maker And the Maker loves me...

Lord, call me home if It seems like I'm gonna deny your existence later. I refuse to be a Fool!

Primary school days tho.. Bola begged for food Doctor Smart Obinna the honest boy Ralia, The sugar girl Sweet Mother Koku Baboni The boy slave Professors are human beings and other stories. Without a silver spoon

Yikes! The early 2000s was dope too

'Gestapo tactics'? WTF, Is he likening Buhari to Hitler?

DaveH2i:
you try sha... got me giggling

Thanks

12. When you hear "Let's rise up to share the grace in unison"
.. "Finally, Nigga, we made it!"
Hehehe. *Drops pen and bows out*

11. How you run to go and shake that hot bae fellowshipping in your church for the first time.

'You are welcome in the name of the Lord 2x
We can see all over you the glory of Mary Kay...'

10. Then that die-hard Prayer warrior leader comes to lead the congregation in prayer for 2 straight hours.
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'It is finished, Father, na your hand I dey today'

9. After a powerful song ministration, then the pastor decides to pray for more annointing on oga Lalasticlala

"May your talent take you places in Jesus' name!"

8. Then you dopely sit down and be like:
'Well, let's hear what he's got to sing'

7. Then You hear the Asst. Pastor announcing the presence of Lalasticlala and his intention to give a special Number.
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'Adonbilivit'
'Wonders shall never end!'

6. Your 'sorry' face when the Sunday school teacher tells the church how you were busy searching for the book of Jude in the Old Testament... And now, they are laughing and 'hailing' you.

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You be like:
'It's like Thunder wants to fire somebody today'

When they say all the virgins should come out for prayers and you're tryna impress your parents..

And she be like
"My friend, you better sit down and stop deceiving yourself"

4. During Sunday school, Pastor asks you to define the characteristics of Ibzan, one of the Judges.

'But I wasn't in church Last Sunday, sir'

3. Then the General overseer walks in and you put on that innocent face.
"God be with you, sir"

2. Then You finally arrived church and the usher says you should come to the front row seat.
You be like "Wetin concern you?"

"Em send you from my village?"
hehehe

1. Your dressing to church after conversion. Fine boy, You be killing 'em choristers

I'm a real fan of this trend and I've decided to contribute my lil ideas too.
I hope to make you smile and if possible laugh and maybe end up in the gutter. Hehehe :p

Ok, wait for it!

Ayo199:
These are 2 different things. Acting lyk a devil wnt deprive people of their faith. In fact, it's usually to expose what the devil really does!

Acting is acting and will always be.
I'm sure people won't give in to your argument 'cause they will see God deep inside of you.

Ayo199 it's as simple as this..
Just imagine you being given a role to play the Devil(God's Enemy) in a church drama, does that really make you a devil or an antagonist of God? No, don't fail your course, go out there and act!

IhateYorubafool:
Who is God ??
I will give anyone that can give me a solid proof that God exists $4,000

Are you talking about the guy the holy spirit impregnated his mother ??
Are you talking about the guy who they claimed died 9000 years ago and they still managed to get his pictures even though there was no camera 9000 years ago

And who created earth, water, light, and air before your God was born ??
Oh, i now remember, there was no earth, water and air, God made them all.

Who created God ?? He just came from your brain, there was no earth, the earth was of no form or void, no air, no light, no water, all of a sudden your God fell out of another planet

God is a spirit
Bullshit

I can worship the whites, they are the Gods i see, how can some white guys make a whole world believe that there's an idiot called God, that's legendary


God doesn't exist
That's what we grew up to

Now, bring out your bible and read these bible verses
God doesn't exist

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
Leviticus 20:10
Deuteronomy 4:5-8
Deuteronomy 20:10-15
Ephesians 6:5
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
Colossians 3:22-24
Exodus 21:20-21
Matthew 5:17-19

The same God they claim is loving and forgiving will still allow his children die from cancer and some of his children are poor as fucck and hungry
I still respect the whites for holding the world hostage and making them believe that there's someone called God who lives in Heaven

Bullshit

Dude, Jesus died 2000 years ago and not 9000 years.. 2016 years precisely. You wouldn't believe what happened just 2000 years ago but would believe Charles Darwin's ideas fabricating what happened millions of years ago.
"Only a fool says in his heart 'THERE'S NO GOD' "
This is a real proof that God exists.
To hell with your $4000 tho

CAPSLOCKED:
WELL, I DID.

Good for ya!

HardMirror:
You are welcome sir. We've been expecting you. Your friend summoned you because he needs some likes to his post. Glad to see you have started the work. God bless you. We must fight for God, we must not let atheist ridicule our God.

smh
I couldn't find the humour.
Try harder next time.

Nawa oo..

NevetsIbot:
lol.. Its screwd me beyond reasonable this time... I knew virtually all the answers... Not that I read past questions... I read like a maniac... Was just smilling as I blasted all the questions.. Alas, when my guru friend told me his result was poor... I knew all trouble was near. When I wanted to check mine, I was just hoping it'd be above 200.. And it was.


Hillarie, come and testify.

Yeah Bro
It was pathetic.

NevetsIbot:
Bro... So you're on NL... I'm getting old o shey you know ehn

Lol
'You' are getting old? What about me?
Have I got the Elixir of Immortality?

NevetsIbot, this is my 3rd year too. let's stay strong!

he isn't called a president tho .. but a Supreme leader. something tells me his days are numbered

chynie:
OK Historian start give me his biography

Hehehe.. Go to Wiki.

chynie:
This man has been rich always
See his dressing

what did you expect, He was a Prince