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*Braces* Well, I should get prepared. Seems like Lagos is becoming a Starling City. If you know, you know..

sureteeboy:
Hmm... Brainstorming? Yet your explanation was lifted off the English dictionary verbatim.

Verbatim? No, not everything, just the definition of idiom.. And explaining it is the 'brainstorming'

Lemme try..

An idiom is an expression peculiar to or characteristic of a particular language, especially when the meaning is illogical or separate from the meanings of its component words.
Idioms are more like an allusion to an event or person in history.. Most times, idioms are what you find in Allusion which is an example of figures of speech.
They language-specific and that's why most idioms in circulation draw influences from the Greek and Latin languages..


Figures of speech, on the other hand, are words or phrases used to express meanings other than their literal meaning.
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I'm just brainstorming though

This second one was single-handedly killed by me at home in the night.

So much thrill for lalasticlala this month. hehehehe

So amidst the snake and money swallowing scandal during the week, I happened to hunt down snakes as well. I need a vet. doctor to come help me see if there's 36million inside abeg...



This first one was killed in school by me and some brave guys though

Darted at with myriad of critics
Unperturbed by the scorns
Raucous voices dissuaded him from rising
The pains and salts did he ignore


Picked up his bow again,
He pulled and Whoop!
This time around, the arrow got the bull's eye
And as he stays crowned


The fiddling ones have their spines
Gulp it with a gnawing shiver
But knees to the ground,
The corrupt lords have no choice


Call him whatever
Be it a stale nomad or your usual:
A knackered scatterbrain
In an arrogated seat

His mettle has earned my admiration
With plethora of hope in his administration


Happy birthday to President Muhammad Buhari!

Cretinous fraud. Blessings also don't come by paying tithe.

'Beauty without brain births baselessness'
Hillarie 2017

hardasan:
Please enlighten me on the currency used during the biblical days.
Please state where the bible said it's the exccess that should be put in the storehouse

Why did Ananias lie? Because he knows that the Apostles will tell him to bring the balance and he can't give excuses.
At least you didn't deny that the apostles were supposed to receive all the money gotten from the sales of the land or any possession or salary of the church members.

Where is the barn where you will put cooked food and it won't spoil.
Before I forget, please tell us where God chose that I eat my tithe for the past 10yrs, let me do cross country picnic

Ananias and Sapphira didn't pay tithe, nobody in the early church did as recorded by the Bible. Even Jesus and his disciples didn't pay tithe. Get your facts right.

This poem satirizes African Leaders who see presidency for life as their birthright, the likes of Yahaya Jammeh of Gambia, Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe and Faure Gnassingbe of Togo and to every enemy of democracy. Enjoy!


LIKE YOU OWN IT
You came with misty eyes
Saying your journey had been tiring
And that you needed a little rest
We let you sit in our precious little chair
Now we hope till forever that you stand up
But You have your obese bottom
impaled on it,
Vulgarizing in it with all manner of trespasses
Like you own it

You told us it was just a sip
That you needed to quench your thirst
And now,
To get you to politely hand over our cup
Seems to have become a big ask
Seconds became minutes,
Minutes became hours
Hours birthed days and weeks which revamped into months, years and decades
But your ravenous lips still glue to our goblet
And your monstrous fist clench around it
Like you own it

We opened for you our treasure house
Little did we know
We accommodate a pincher
An inveterate drinkard
Whose abomination is being sober
A Power-drunk ogre bullying us with your toy soldiers
Like you own us

We watched, watched and watched
Hoping that sense would fall on you
Right from the era of 'let there be..'
Sadly, you prefer being an incorrigible mule
We have committed a grevious crime
By over-trusting a waspish wastrel
And investing hopes in a foppish lardass
Who sees the world as his family heirloom.
A crime that convicted us
To these years of sheer slavery
That have earned us bitter memories
Of extra-judicial killings,
Of ineffable hardship,
Of chronic corruption
We will not forget your name
We will not forget the shame
You whose foot have Imprinted on our land unforgettable crimes against humanity

©Anfofun Hillary 2017

Cc Lalasticlala

'Covfefe' politicians..

Joseph ZOBO...

geez18:
oh! and she reserved the moral right to cheat on her husband? and how was he to know of her intentions to cheat if not by catching her in the act? she was the one to have opted out of the marriage instead of throwing it right at his face!

i just find every aspect of this your logic annoying. you should'nt bring up morality here, the husband is the victim here not the biatch. she simply got served.

Two wrongs don't make a right, bro

Nice write up.

Two wrongs certainly don't make a right.

Save us, Yahweh!

Mr.Bean talks... Olodo yeyebrity

lemme just buy space down

dalaman:
Most of your write up is just so nonsensical that I don't know where to begin from. Everything written up there is just empty assertion that makes no sense at all. I will just take one of them and show you that your assertions are false.




This is completely false. How can the pinnacle of moral perfection engage on evil? The bible is some.places has God doing evil, and apologizing for his evil deeds.

(Exod. 32:14), “And the Lord repented of the evil [/b]which he thought to do unto his people.

If ye will still abide in this land, then will I build you, and not pull you down, and I will plant you, and not pluck you up: [b]For I repent me of the evil that I have done unto you.
Jeremiah 42:10

Why is your God doing evil and repenting? A perfect God that is the pinnacle of morality that goes about doing evil is impossible.

As usual you have come to just expose your self and you weak and ill thought out arguments that make no sense at all.

Bro, you're clearly confused about that.

That God repented of His evil doesn't make Him an evildoer..

Evil as used there means punishment.
The Bible says He Chastises those He loves..
When you err and your dad punishes you, does that make him evil?

God is, He is the Beginning and the End. He's the Love that will set you free

seguntijan:
What many Christians may not know!
Israel is the nation most often mentioned in the Bible. But do you know which nation is second? It is Iraq!
However, that is not the name that is used in the Bible. The names used in the Bible are Babylon, Land of Shinar, and Mesopotamia. The word Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers. The name Iraq, means country with deep roots. Indeed Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very significant country in the Bible. Here's why:
Eden was in Iraq-Genesis 2:10-14
Adam & Eve were created in Iraq-Genesis 2:7-8
Satan made his first recorded appearance in Iraq-Genesis 3:1-6
Nimrod established Babylon & Tower of Babel was built in Iraq-Genesis 10:8-97; 11:1-4
The confusion of the languages took place in Iraq-Genesis 11:5-11
Abraham came from a city in Iraq-Genesis 11:31; Acts 7:2-4
Isaac's bride came from Iraq-Genesis 24:3-4; 10
Jacob spent 20 years in Iraq-Genesis 27:42-45; 31:38
The first world Empire was in Iraq-Daniel 1:1-2;2:36-38
The greatest revival in history was in a city in Iraq-Jonah 3
The events of the book of Esther took place in Iraq-Esther
The book of Nahum was a prophecy against a city in Iraq-Nahum
The book or Revelation has prophecies against Babylon, which was the old name for the nation of Iraq-Revelation 17 &18
No other nation, except Israel, that has more history and prophecy associated to it than Iraq.
Surprised
One would wonder why both Israel and Iraq do not have a place for Christianity to thrive in her territory!
Well, what shall we say about a religion which admonished followers to belief without any Inquisition or fact finding zeal.
I think Israel and Iraq must be hidding something from AFRICA!
Is Christianity not a HOAX?

Thank you but Christianity is not a religion, neither is it a way of living. Christianity itself is LIFE.
Take it or Leave it

Etogist:
Please we must different between the bible version of speaking in tongues and the church (worldly) version.
The Bible version means speaking in different existing languages when you are led by the holy spirit while the that of the so called church means you can learn any abracadabra and use then as speaking in tongues.

God bless you, my brother!

Military zone, keep off!

Happy Birthday!

Gallant men!!

Tragic!

Where's my Hankie?

Nawa

oga oo..
Or does 'Anti' now have a new meaning?

And this is news... wow!

bizza45:
nope.... for real I don't know

Ok, guys here say it's Name Checkers Association of Nigeria... believe me, That's all I know about it

bizza45:
what is NCAN?!!!!

Are you being sarcastic?

No case for NCAN this time around.


'To your tents, O Afonjas!'

Covfefe politicians can deny anything. Ask Wike and Dinosaur...