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dangotesmummy:
and no one forced you to carry your lousy opinion to quote me

Yawn yawn yawn

The analogous Greek word for actress is hupokritēs (hypocrites)

Sir d!ck

dangotesmummy:
And when we talk now the gay activist will say don't judge but you at assaulting our sensibilities

Which normal man wants to see the genitals of another man.why shove your dirty irritating body to our face? Why don't you keep your nonsense to yourself

No one forced you to see the picture
BTW the OP that brought this picture to nairaland must be crazy
So what do you want us to do with it abi na today Bisi Alimi start him madness

MasterRahl:
I'm making a special request to Seun, Lalasticlala and all MODS...

Please don't push this thread to the front page of Africa's largest online forum. This is a very big embarrassment. I wish our youths could be like the guys pictured below...

How is this an embarrassment?
Is it a secret that they are people like this out there all over the world?
So when youths see his picture they aspire to be like him mtcheww are they that stupid?
Why all this hypocrisy sef

Skyfornia:
Why is every Nigerian male celebrity famzing with her?

She's shit they are flies

You don't always get what you want

Oluwasaeon:
Sandalili sandalili comes to mind

Lol
Standard living
I didn't even know until last year

Have you ever heard someone sing the wrong lyrics to a song? Maybe a child gave the nursery rhyme"Row, Row, Row your boat" a new meaning by replacing the line "life is but a dream" with "life's a butter dream".


A word or phrase resulting from mishearing another word or phrase (especially in a song or poem) is a common phenomenon known as MONDEGREEN typically sounds like the original phrase I.e they are homophonous but the meaning is often entirely changed with presumably amazing results.



Where did the word mondegreen come from?

So why do we call these misinterpretation mondegreens? The term is itself a mondegreen. Sylvia Wright, an American author, coined it after a phrase she recalled mishearing as a young girl. Wright reportedly believed the first stanza to "The Bonnie Earl O'moray" a 17th century ballad, featured two unfortunate aristocrats :

Ye highlands and ye lowlands
Oh, were have ye been?
They have slain the Earl O'moray
And lady Mondegreen

The correct phrasing of the fourth line is "And laid him on the green".
While Wright gave us a name for this phenomenon in 1954, people have been misinterpreting words and phrases since the beginning of speech.
Culled from dictionary. Com

You can add your own examples of mondegreens in music.

Said you just spoiled my plans tonight
I wonder how after reading this someone will still drink sniper.
Share and stay woke

daewoorazer:
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Is your wife a Nigerian?
We need to know if she holds our values


If she is a Nigerian but acting like that, then she has turned you into a sissy....

Next time you see her watching porn, get naked, make sure your dïck is hard or at least half hard with the veins all out(won’t work if you have a small thing), go to her, snatch the phone away and throw somewhere safe, carry her on your shoulder and to the bed room.........bang her brains out until she cums or starts asking for forgiveness......leave the room and go to sleep

Now that’s what alpha men do
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Without her consent?

bigpriik:
Do you mean women are aliens are they not humans like men am starting to believe women are illogical as harddon always say no wonder the prefer men who treat them badly.

You really are a big prick

This marriage is made in China
So........
No be me talk am o

That is how they will be saying "we don't understand women" upandan, men and women don't think same way simple.

solmusdesigns:



She is married to a handsome man been an average lady, i hope she doesnt develop hypertension she's marking territory up and down.

I trust Ik ogbona's fine wife, its Ik that is marking terrotory or else one abuja senator picks her up

Wetin fine the man?

GlorifiedTunde:
Before you compare this to Nigeria note that while these guys were developing and improving over 40 years ago, our leaders set us up on the "auto reverse" path...

So we're over 40 years away from their development.

people who degrade their country this way suffer from a severe case of low self esteem

It's like 50cent is going broke again

OAPs are the new superstar celebrities mtcheww

Xploit comedy is now boring
Besides what kind of small plate is that? two spoons and the food is finished

NCAN will soon arrive and start cursing and swearing

nicepoker101:
you need strong arms to prevent you from falling

Lol
you think it's enough to prevent me from falling?

BiafranBushBoy:
But the girl in question responded with "K"

Most Nigerian girls can't understand creativity, so most guys don't bother wasting time being creative.

So the favorite line is... "Let's go shopping"

Then she takes the outing personal. Lol

He is intelligent to come up with that line
You can't blame them

Brown14:
from skyscraper or tomato tree?
which one?

So there's something like "tomato tree"

I hope you find happiness ❤

Am already falling lol

A milk coloured teeth is more healthy than a bleached white teeth

At least it's better than your face
Attention seeker

Regina Daniels this Regina Daniels that......even the Regina caeli in the church is sounding like Regina Daniels

Ok Rihonna

TheFacelessMan:


After killing over 100 people in 7 continents....

I decided to kill the most difficult target- ME

Their blood was on my hands. Their ghosts haunted me didn't allow me to sleep...


As soon as i drifted into an alcohol-induced unconsciousness... i would see their faces; young, old
ugly ...beautiful.

you're are a good thriller writer but you also manage to inject humour, it's a great mix only few are capable of, I wonder if you do it on purpose or not

Don't forget to take bobrisky with you, that's if they can perform plastic surgery on his brain.