Only if Helinues will be serious about us. Congrats to the couple.

MS247:



Idiot of Agulu

How did Igbos let this 3rd class dunce represent them

Do you have certificate and former classmates?

helinues:
Wailers should rest IJN

Is Osun election federal election?

Why are there so many half baked lots in the opposition's camp?

I'm Aminat from Abuja. Someone came to our office and pleaded that we should help you with a job to keep you engaged. Are you literate enough to work with us?

Lies and deceit is in the DNA of every Tinubu supporter.

helinues:
I have been reading some Nigerians complaining about the proposed N8000 palliative funds to cushion the effects of subsidy removal as too small.

How much would be enough as palliative funds and also explain where and how the government can get the funds to implement the policy

Only jobless people that roams on nairaland 24/7 will take you serious.

helinues:
The money is meant for the vulnerable most especially the old people.

Those able youths salivating should better go and look for work cos it won't reach them

Yet you are always roaming here everyday.

helinues:


You know, I answered your question about how sane I am which I can beat my chest with what I listed above.

Now tell us, how sane are you or have you ever been?

Let's compare our sanity based on our activities/supports/ analysis on this forum

Hello pls stop sending me emails about job every minute. I've told you I'll do something for you when I'm less busy. Just be patient ok

helinues:


Shame can never let you admit. What have you ever been proud of, not even your home region.

Abi no be with this same moniker you dey narrate my private conversation on this forum with princeoflagos, relaying it with this moniker as a 3rd party.

Chai, you have climbed tree pass leaves walahi

Hi, are you literate enough to work at NNPC?

helinues:


Alhamdulilali , no life was lost

Allah bless us. Your job is on the way bro.

helinues:


Stop the trolling

Hello buddy, pls enough of this email. I'll do something for you ok.

Christistruth03:



Do you think everyone dropped out of school to become ipob Terrorists like you

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Rule 2

helinues:
Abi

Hi, what type of work can you be able to do?

helinues:
If dem need directions to where Kanu is being held, we go give them so that they can go and release him once and for all

I saw your email. I'll talk to my boss on your behalf. Do you have any certificate to begin with?

helinues:
This is beautiful.

Muah

Hi, I've secured a job for you. You can start on Monday and be engaged ok.

helinues:
Judgement that is yet to be delivered but already castigated the judges and then concorted story about Usa visa ban

Why are there so many illiterates in the opposition's camp?

Hi, will you like to work at Dangote refinery?

helinues:


At this rate, Nigeria could be the first country to develop the moon even before Artemis programs

The listed above can develop anything developable

Hello, please stop sending me emails about job every minute. I've told you I'll help you when I'm less busy. Just be patient ok.

Foolish thread. I'm a Muslim myself but the op have an entitlement mentality.

gidgiddy:
These days, theres not much to smile or laugh about in Nigeria. Everything seems to get worse with each passing day. So when I came across this comment Simon Ekpa made on Facebook today, I appreciated the fact that it made me laugh. He said:

This is when Simon Ekpa represents terrorist Nigeria at the 2003 African Junior Athletics Championships games and comes back with Gold medals and Silver medal. The same government claimed today they dont know where he came from because no system working in a country called Nigeria



Had Nigeria been a civilised country, people would have been interested in knowing why this young man who once represented Nigeria and won numerous medals for it in sports, has since turned his back on the same country, returned the medals, and is today giving sit at home orders

Unfortunately, many Nigerians are not that civilised yet

Stop supporting evil. You are encouraging evil toward the Igbos.

helinues:


Back to farming. We can produce our local foods in abundance and still export.

I am still wondering why we are still importing ordinary fish and turkey when we can start the production here

What do you do for a living? Are you a farmer?

helinues:
Peter Obi continue to be adding salt to the injury already on ground

I've seen your CV ok
I'll see what I can do for you.

If truly he is one of them then he should face the consequences.

helinues:
Dashed garri is better than promised Rice and chicken

Hi, I've talked to my boss about your precarious situation and he promised to help you. Just be prayerful and everything will be ok for you.

helinues:




I deliberately ignored that comment cos we are not talking about the past here but present.

The Biafra agitators should follow the procedure above and voila, the new Republic would arrive without any kata kata

Hi, what's that your qualifications again? We are currently recruiting.

helinues:
Dashed garri is better than promised Rice and chicken

Hey, I told you I've seen your email. Pls desist from sending me emails every minute. I'll do something for you later.

helinues:


We have advised you people how to easily get your Biafra but you don't seem to ready.

Stop collecting monthly oil allocation.

Recall all elective and appointed Igbo people from the government.

Tell Igbo's across Nigeria to Return home cos they would soon become aliens in Nigeria.

Make sure you restrict your new Republic to the 5 SE states.

Walahi, nobody would drop a pin about it cos you already have your Biafra

https://www.nairaland.com/7762937/easy-way-get-biafra-without

Hey, I saw your email about Job. I'll see what I can do for you when I'm less busy ok. Just be patient.

helinues:
Toh

Hello, are you there? Someone came to our office to plead on your behalf that we should help you with a job. Are you literate enough? Do you have first school leaving certificate? Can you speak and write fluent English?

helinues:
Pidgin of course

Hi, I'm Aisha from Abuja. I work with the ministry of finance. Someone recommended you to our office saying you desperately need a job. What's your qualifications to begin with?

helinues:


You don't know nada about this discussion. Why not KS

Appeal in presidential election dispute, chai

Hello dear, I'm miss Aminat from Abuja. I'm looking for an office secretary. Do you need a job?

gaby:
The best you could do for him, yourself, and your entire family, is to drop his moniker here make we help you advice am.

I don't want him didgraced publicly. He is my elder brother.

helinues:
Like elder brother, like younger brother.

Owu Iya gbin...

Pls don't provoke me here. I don't want to say much here.