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why is it that every neat fine babe u see reps Manchester united and every gal u see that eats corn and drinks pure water while walking on d road is a Chelsea fan..why why why?
However if u no sabi something just shut up and listen..one babe met me and my discussing abt GHADAFI..she shouted..heyyy!! now ghadafi is dead who will play 9 for chelsea

Funnicator: by funnicator, i meant i am funny.... At least in real life.
Plus don't judge the offline personalities of nairalanders by their moniker.

I need love from a nairalander. I really wanna show some one love 2

*hits him on the head*GET UP you have been sleeping since day before yesterday

All I wana say..its me and my gf

3coins: impressive. . . I have said it before. . . Ebola has just been deliberately overrated by the western world. . . .happy for my country NIGERIA
#GodFirst

this Ebola Na senior brother of chicken pox..its so over hyped

Mutuwa: My four year old dota manipulates android: she knows where d pix are,d vids and d games,infact she uses d camera for a selfie.
She knows how to put on d dvd disk to play her favourite toons.

u wan tell us say u get android and DVD abi?...OK we don hear

I'm 5yrs old and I'm in already in Naira land...praiseee d lorrrrrrt

venorite: Man utd don get problem, no more match fixing

its a good thing he left..I wonder who u guys gonna blame when we lift the trophy this season

vizkiz: cuz they see you as a maga

And they see u as a mugu

tlanry: She takes her clothes off and walks towards him...

BF: Put your clothes back on dear

GF: why dear

BF: nothing, just put it back on. (stands up to help her put her dress on)

GF: (grabs him and whispers in his ear) u dont love me, right?

BF: I love you and thats why i'm gonna wait for the right time...

GF: so, this is not the right time?

BF: No

GF: (scoffs) when then? ur just doing this cos you don't love me

BF: when you have your clothes on,I see right inside of you and the beauty i found there in, is the reason i am so in love with you...
G.F eyes lights up as she zips up her dress.
B.F hugs G.F and whispers: the right time will be our wedding night

GF: ( screams in delight ) I Love you honey.. so so much!

DO SUCH GUY STILL EXIST?

I don't want to be like that...THANK u ladies and gentlemen

why is it that every babe u get will tell u..boo my birthday is next month or next two months.. babes why why why

faithugo64: what is the most painful thing a guy/girl ever said to you?how did you feel and what was your reaction?



Mine loading..........

I told her I love u so much..she replied..I WILL PUT THAT IN MIND

Mikkie31: We can all deny as much as we want,but deep inside we all know at one point in our relationship or marriage we felt neglected and received less attention from the people we love,we then felt the urge to seek that attention somewhere else after trying so many times to discuss it with our spouses or loved ones. Whether we gave in to that urge or not is an experience we need to share amongst others who need to learn from our mistakes or triumph. Lets meet here and share our experiences,whether as married folks or courting brothers and sisters(the single ones are not left out too). We could all use the experience(s).

..put me in any test I bet u I will pass because am a cheat

Wetin dem go tell God if them reach heaven...?I dey vex

vizkiz: #Whispers....


[size=18pt]i see dead people[/size]

THE GAME..dre I see dead people

andromida: Don't fight with someone who is quick with a scissors some gals are worth fighting for.

And in this story the guy felt she was worth killing for.

I refuse yo believe that some girls are worth fighting for...even wife to an extent

Last week a story of a guy that went to visit his good friend was being said everywhere and it happened that this guy went to his friends house and on getting there without notice he saw his gf in d guys house and he went back immediately without saying nothing.
The following day he went to confront the friend on taking his gf from him(they are shoemakers in ABA),during the confrontation, fight broke out between them,the other guy picked up a scissors near him and stabbed the guy and d other guy retaliated and he fall down and died on d spot.
He tried to run but people didn't let him, they put d guys dead body in a wheelbarrow and told the guy to push it round the market and for him to let them know when he is tired of pushing.
The guy pushed it for long and said that he is tired,the mob went looking for d girl and she was not found(she sells food at road side)the mob killed the guy

Moral lesson...never fight becox of a girl..some guys dey phuck up bigtime..(true story)

andy24: I expect Dangote to reply him. Foolish billionaire

Dangote no get twitter account

intelligen: See wetin woman cause......

so people never learn, after all the thing Delilah do sampson..I'd rather talk back than to fight..I doesn't pay(mbaka ogu)

alabiyemmy: All these because of Fish?

MY BROTHER..but she has a division spirit..all she knows is she and her bf which is not right,thank God I didn't give her the chance

lomaxx: See what food is doing to your life.

we started dating recently and the truth is..im tired of being a playa no more,I swore to keep her as my permanent gf this time but she doesn't like talking about sex with me whereas I know this girl loves me wella,
Anytime our romance is up to d level of having sex she will zip up(chai),I doesn't bother me much cox sex is not my main reason of keeping her.
one day I visited one of my bad babes and we had real sex(oh yes I cheat)my girl later called that she was coming to d house to sleep over asusual,we started our normal romance as usual but this time she started begging for sex(but d nigga don tire after having sex which d other babe)I was giving her stupid excuses why I don't want to.now this my babe is back to her romance without sex with me..

I hate it when my girlfrnd says she is not hungry buy when I start eating d food alone she will ask IS D MEAT SWEET?gimme small

I live with my cousin(a guy) and we have been very happy,but our challenge is,we can't cook so I always invite my maternal cousin to help us out with the food every Sunday,which we enjoy eating together.
Last Sunday we invited our girlfrnds to the house and I asked my girlfrnd to cook the food this time,she accepted.
We went to church leaving the two girls at home,later in d day my maternal cousin that used to cook for us came to the house before us and she took some food from d pot and ate it with her frnd she brought along,we came back and I met my gf and my cousins gf in d kitchen, I checked d food Cux it was her first time,the aroma was nice but d fish in d food wasn't enough I just said HEY..Na who eat all d fish wey dey here..and I went away without minding,my gf came to d room and started telling me that my maternal cousin behaved as if she is not a woman,blah blah blah..she shouldn't have taken d tail of d fish whereas I and my cousin don't mind things like that, after her reports I told her to get me my food and later found out that my cousins gf has packed almost all the fish for her bf which is my cousin,it pained me though because of d division that was never there until we invited them,I now think that eating a fish tail is a big deal which I never thought,what would have happened if I had told my cousin what my gf reported about her eating d fish with her Frnd,imagine the fight and that my cousin no dey hear word.
This two girls are family destroyers, I have changed my intentions towards her..I No GO CHOP BEAUTY ABEG..I choose to be happy(friends goes family stays)

Superstar007: So a man was tested in the Uk and it came out negative. . How is that news

The news is my friend that always says I'm a Baller has told us to stop calling him that nomore

The fear of this virus EBOLA has made me break up with my girlfriend DEBORAH

Faun: Kwankwaso, abeg, when the Boko Superstars are done reducing Shoprite to rubbles, don't forget to go sweep the venue with your APeeShit broom like you did when the president visited.
Losers.

Now, as for this coneheaded id1ot...



Common sense should already tell you, that in every setting, when the master is killed off, the next people to follow him are his slaves.
Same way, it would apply here: When Boko Haram is done with the Hausa-Fulani and Kanuris, the next in line to be wiped out, will be their slaves, the Yorubas who have been dutifully sucking their dirty, uncircumcised diccks since Dan Fodio cornered Ilorin.

Remember Yorubas are 50% muslim? Be careful what you wish others, because when they infiltrate and start wiping you pigs off the face of the earth (which is already BOUND to happen), I will be more than happy to come back here, remind you of your utterances, and laugh at you... But then again, chances are, you'd have already been killed off by then.

Keep living in the past and talking about 1967, when times have changed. Keep praying the British Empire and the defunct Soviet Union all come together to save you lepers known as Yorubas.
Ask yourself, how many Igbo muslims do we have? The joke is on you, boy.
You are already marked for death, and the muslims in your midst are the ticking time bombs which will definitely happen. You're talking about Igbos getting killed in the North, not knowing your Yoruba brothers are bigger casualties, but because you're cowards, your deaths mainly go unnoticed - Like the Yoruba Oba who was killed like a rat in Kano last month. I bet you never heard the news. I dey laugh your tribe.
Your Northern masters are getting destroyed in their homes, and the same fate awaits you.
Remember Michael Adebolajo the terrorist? Yeah, there are many others like him currently lurking in your cursed hell-hole.
Death and destruction is the only future for you SWines from the South West, since that's what you wish for me too. Human garbage.

my nigga this is too much,u have a bad mouth even though I love every words u said(team EASTSIDERS)

GentleMimi: ''Na mumu dey go boutique''....lol!

*Singing*..''Bend down select oooo,any colour,any size'',.....''i like my pikin no be for mouth''. Lol.

First grade Okrika bra dey sure pass,ahswear!

Some babes go come dey form here,u go fear effizzy na. Me dey prefer OK bra,camisole and tights. If u no like am,nack ya head for wall. But as for panties,NO WAY. I NO go shame to talk am. .

my guy,do u stay in ABA?

what are people saying...u can die for a girl?
Well I will die for if its d kind of I will die for u we normally hear on songs and movies but if its to die like boko haram attack..omo I go travel that day

reaganprince: Love s not based on tribe,she luvs d oda guy more. so go luk 4 urs

How do I now find a wife if I don't go for the one I love..all these girls are taken,if I keep backing out just cox they are in love with another guy how then will find a wife?

2goodbobo: sometimes women dont date or fall inlove with you because off how cute or good looking you are.
their could be many other qualities the guy has that you dont. dont envy the brother and dont
force it. If she is yours, she will eventually be. between go find your own woman

..LOL but make she leave me naa to focus on getting another girl

I met this girl through my cousin,we exchanged numbers and BB pin and we have been chatting for long.I even hung out with her alongside my elder brother and her elder sister(twaz much fun)she has visited me in my shop twice and it was never boring(so sure) but the girl in question loves another boy(Yoruba)and we are both Igbo,I have stopped calling nor ping her cox I know so well she is very much in love with her bf even though I love her so much too,she reminds me of my first love called Ada,BT she calls and pings me.
The boys family knows her including d parents and d most annoying thing is she always uploads their pic together(shit is killing)honestly I hate seeing them together..however I'm much more better than the so called boyfrnd..
the question is..Why is she still attracted to me even after all the uploads and refusal to date me?Moreover what should I do to win her heart...I will marry her the month she accepts me for u to know how serious I am towards her.....Advice plz..no curse me oo cox I get single bone