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NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:28am On Oct 04, 2014
Erebeshe: stream 2 has messed a lotta thnz up...dey dnt evn hv a comprehensive list of al d CDS grps one can join @ d lga



they actually fix people in anyone they like. They wanted to put me in I.t abi I.c.t or some shii like that, buh I told †ђξ wiseas-s lady that I wanted Saed. And that's what M gonna do. Tho' I never know which one yet. cheesy
NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:21am On Oct 04, 2014
prixxy7: cant remember us quarelling bro. Ur comment seem harsh. Tanx anyway.




its a "she" not a "he". And yes, it did look harsh. Buh M sure there's no bad blood there sha. Some people are just aggressive when making a point. Ifeadikanwanne, thanks for clearing things up. Some people must have gained from it. *thumbs up*
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:15am On Oct 04, 2014
DrPhilABd: She nor get tym o... She nor wan hear story of hw dis or dt happen... Traecey ws d 1st person to complete the clearance in d whole Oyo state sef



Lwkmd. grin no be small thing.
NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by Hissexcellencie(m): 8:22pm On Oct 03, 2014
saw this somewhere so I decided to share, its long buh worth †ђξ read. Pls like n' share.
Goodevening fellow Nigerians, I hope this is posted at least so the word spreads out to meaningful nigerians on our plight. I'm a member of the Nysc stream  2 that started registrations 1st September at the iyana ipaja camp after having our hopes dashed because there was no camping or orientation because of the Ebola scare, we found the excuse funny the Ebola virus had been contained already yet we carried it on our stride like it was nothing. .the registration process was flawed because they didn't stick to the supposed guidelines on their website, some people were lucky they finished in a day,  I finished mine in 2 days, some others 1wk, we collected our initial allowance of #2500 and were all told to go to Surulere on the 15th of sept 2014 for our posting letter, we were also meant to go and open bank accounts in respective banks scattered around lagos, I stay in ogba but registered in ikoyi, days later we got an sms saying the collection was now on the 22nd of sept 14, no problem we waited till the 22nd, under d rain we made it to surulere beaming with smiles for our allowance as promised, once again hopes were dashed as no one made mention of that, we also lived with the horror of the PPAs we were posted to, anyway not everyone got a horrible place, since then its been one stage of frustration to another, from the school to the Lga, its just stressful,  yet no allowie. Our DG then went on twitter saying we will be paid before September runs out, this is October 3rd and we have public holidays 6th and 7th so we have to wait indefinitely. It's been a harrowing experience for us and they all see it as nothing, we have to cope with the weather, transportation, feeding and most of the PPAs don't pay, Lagos state govt only pays 600 corpers and we are like 4000, I think the President and other nigerians think we are all right and living large  because a supposed corper gave the President 10 thousand naira from his allowie, I guess that corper gets well paid in his PPA because 10 thousand naira now is a luxury most of us cant afford. I plead to every nigerian to help get word to the necessary people who can come to our aid so we can get our allowance at least because we don't understand this clarion call again.   
...........A concerned corper. La/14b/****

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 7:58pm On Oct 03, 2014
saw this somewhere so I decided to share, its long buh worth †ђξ read. Pls like n' share.
Goodevening fellow Nigerians, I hope this is posted at least so the word spreads out to meaningful nigerians on our plight. I'm a member of the Nysc stream  2 that started registrations 1st September at the iyana ipaja camp after having our hopes dashed because there was no camping or orientation because of the Ebola scare, we found the excuse funny the Ebola virus had been contained already yet we carried it on our stride like it was nothing. .the registration process was flawed because they didn't stick to the supposed guidelines on their website, some people were lucky they finished in a day,  I finished mine in 2 days, some others 1wk, we collected our initial allowance of #2500 and were all told to go to Surulere on the 15th of sept 2014 for our posting letter, we were also meant to go and open bank accounts in respective banks scattered around lagos, I stay in ogba but registered in ikoyi, days later we got an sms saying the collection was now on the 22nd of sept 14, no problem we waited till the 22nd, under d rain we made it to surulere beaming with smiles for our allowance as promised, once again hopes were dashed as no one made mention of that, we also lived with the horror of the PPAs we were posted to, anyway not everyone got a horrible place, since then its been one stage of frustration to another, from the school to the Lga, its just stressful,  yet no allowie. Our DG then went on twitter saying we will be paid before September runs out, this is October 3rd and we have public holidays 6th and 7th so we have to wait indefinitely. It's been a harrowing experience for us and they all see it as nothing, we have to cope with the weather, transportation, feeding and most of the PPAs don't pay, Lagos state govt only pays 600 corpers and we are like 4000, I think the President and other nigerians think we are all right and living large  because a supposed corper gave the President 10 thousand naira from his allowie, I guess that corper gets well paid in his PPA because 10 thousand naira now is a luxury most of us cant afford. I plead to every nigerian to help get word to the necessary people who can come to our aid so we can get our allowance at least because we don't understand this clarion call again.   
...........A concerned corper. La/14b/****

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 10:23pm On Oct 02, 2014
abdulwastecx: I am currently serving in a secondary school in port harcourt local gov't but looking for ways to dump the teaching job for a site work in Abuja. I just secure a site supervision job in abuja and I am want to dump my ppa in port



more grease to your elbow sir.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 10:18pm On Oct 02, 2014
karleone:
Thingz don de happen... Just in a mata of 3 days, people identity don change... First was the change of title for the ever reporting Dokita from DrPhilABd to BroPhilABd and now the creamy *in Meeky's voice* Cutiepie01 has *in Traecey's words* turned to Sir.
NYSC, come pay alawee cos people eye don d turn oooo....



Rotfl
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 10:14pm On Oct 02, 2014
cutiepie01: whats happening to this house?its so dry these days.All of u,come out of ur hiding places and mark ur attendance..
ATTENDANCE FOR THURSDAY,2ND OCTOBER 2014
HisSexcellencie
ojestas
osemu8
chykmoni
Skateboard
Cleoqueen
Valentinooo



Mannylex
Prixxy7



[b]Ayam plesent ma!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:13pm On Oct 02, 2014
DrPhilABd: See dis guy... Hw is it ur business dt u r now taking Panadol for anoda man's headache na... Abeg close ur eyes till I settle d mata wit dis girl







okay *hands up*
NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by Hissexcellencie(m): 12:19pm On Oct 02, 2014
ujbaby4Jesus: Pls re we suppose to do clearance this month and when?




Yes, we are. And according to my sources @ L.g. it is 1st week of da month.
NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by Hissexcellencie(m): 8:16am On Oct 02, 2014
Abeg who dey go secretariat this morning? I have some begging to do to swap request letters...and it'll make sense if someone was there adding support. Ya know 2heads are better than one.
Romance / Re: Let's Talk About What You Spend Your Money On by Hissexcellencie(m): 7:53pm On Oct 01, 2014
softsparkyy:
Awwww you are welcome.




Wanna be your mtn; "everywhere you go". grin and you go dey spend ontop my matter.
Romance / Re: Let's Talk About What You Spend Your Money On by Hissexcellencie(m): 7:38pm On Oct 01, 2014
valmunich:
What's funny?

you said you spend money on something you were asked how many of it you have and you said "none actually" so what were you spending most of ur money on?" - †ђξ thought of that; was funny. grin
Romance / Re: Let's Talk About What You Spend Your Money On by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:41pm On Oct 01, 2014
chimerase2: do u go out nakkked undecided



maybe people buy her clothes. Or she has hand-me-downs.
Romance / Re: Let's Talk About What You Spend Your Money On by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:31pm On Oct 01, 2014
ikwoche: I am a bad spender. I spend money mostly in joints and mostly impulse spending. In the past few months, I came up with a strategy. I divided my spending into capital and recurrent spending. If I had all my money in my hands, it will all go for recurrent but now I collected a loan to reduce the money I have on monthly basis and I used the loan to purchase a Land. Next year, I would have finish paying back the loan and I will collect another to establish a business. For my recurrent, I have cut down on spending in the bar. maintaining my car and feeding and some few accessories

*thumbs up* amazing way to tackle you over spending.
Romance / Re: Let's Talk About What You Spend Your Money On by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:18pm On Oct 01, 2014
valmunich:
None actually sad



Bruhahahaha!
Romance / Re: Let's Talk About What You Spend Your Money On by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:15pm On Oct 01, 2014
softsparkyy: I spent my money on people around me.




I always wanna be around you. cheesy
Romance / Re: Let's Talk About What You Spend Your Money On by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:11pm On Oct 01, 2014
chimerase2: What do WOMEN Spend most of their money ON?

A. Clothes
B. Shoes
C. Jewelries
D. Underwears
E. Food
F. Calls and boi frnd
G. None of the above?(Tell us then)

What do men spend most of their money on?
A. Their Wives & Kids
B. Their GF's & Mistresses
C. Porn
D. Their Parents
E. Prostitutes
F. None of the Above? (Tell Us then)

What do U spend most of your money ON?


Op you didn't make a distinction between whether †ђξ person is single or married or Mom/dad. Singles don't have to worry bout wife/kids.





But based on †ђξ options you put up here;
For †ђξ women
Assuming they're single. It'be clothes and jewelries.





For †ђξ men:
Assuming they're married. Its def. Wife/Kids. Then after that would be extended family.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 5:46pm On Oct 01, 2014
DrPhilABd: Take it lyk dt jhur... U knowing d origin go improve ur c.v or abi e go mk me love u? Abeg leave traecey alone o mk she nor con dey think hard because she wan provide u ansas.


Lolololol
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 5:43pm On Oct 01, 2014
cutiepie01: Brother Phil,how does calling u bro. make u feel somehow?Infact dat dr at d beginning of ur name shd be removed.4rm now henceforth,i declare that u be known as BROPhilabd!




Chai. *sobs*
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 10:18am On Oct 01, 2014
cutiepie01: Pls whats d meaning of xoxo?



lots of love ...or kisses.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 10:17am On Oct 01, 2014
Jimwalex:
greetings bro..




eeeh! grin How market naw? cheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 10:15am On Oct 01, 2014
heemah:
Top of dah morning greetings to u as well..wish u allowee paid month...lolz..






Amin x20 grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:41am On Oct 01, 2014
...2months outta 12gone. Can't wait to be thru with this shii....in other news. Happy New Month fam' I trust y'all are good..
Samguine (how's oniparaga naw? That name always cracks me up. grin)
Lorddaywalker & sokarsenal(HuD? ..una see yesterday UCL matches?)
tracey(love your smile), cutiepie01(e don tey since we take attendance o!)
eniMONEY(too much money) hEemah(too much connections) Darkchocolate(I never see chocolate wey no dark cheesy), meeky*clears throat* smeeky*shines teeth* skateboard and Jimwalex(caught view †ђξ thread at d time)
Cleoqueen(le boo... I m Y, ur smile ...and ur bosoms you're like fried rice on Xmas day cheesy)
DrPhilAbd & Valentionoo(strong men), viviangills(funniest female corps member ever liveth)
Macuwon (take am easy o!) Rationalmind (ghost corper himself *troways salute* grin)
FutureDangote; Happy Birthday bruh.
LA/14B/...corps members; my hands are up! cheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:25am On Oct 01, 2014
DrPhilABd: yea,.. Jux write a viable business plan & bring it for study den if satisfied, I ll invest. Btw, don't call me 'bro' again... It jeopardise all chances of any future thg...hehehe



....a minute's silence for all our guys in †ђξ "brother zone" grin

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:22am On Oct 01, 2014
macuwon: ehen... on one of my nysc exploits.. i was hit by a car while controlling traffic during our rally.. all because am in frsc cds group.. but good thing I didn't feel it till I got home..



you no drill †ђξ person involved? Shey im nor know say u na Govt. Property? At least buying you lunch would have made you recover from †ђξ "emotional stress" he/she caused you. grin
Religion / Re: Gratitude Challenge by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:14am On Oct 01, 2014
rationalmind:
Lol, read what I wrote again



If you design †ђξ Iphone 9(for example) and people praise †ђξ phone, aren't they praising you? In †ђξ same way; he created all of us; you inclusive cheesy so....I'm sure u now grasp my point of view.

Anyways, when I see you...M sure we'd have a very logical but brief discussion about this.

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NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:05am On Oct 01, 2014
futuredangote: coolAnd Today is my birthday.I remember asking my mum as a kid why I wasn't named 'NIGERIA' grin




I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you'll give me treat in a big e-hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in e-SMS" grin HbD bruh.
NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by Hissexcellencie(m): 5:41am On Oct 01, 2014
2Pistols: The address to their ikeja office is in the green saed pamphlet they gave to us in camp. They also have a centre in festac. You can call gloria (08122690409) to ask when the next web design class will begin and the price.
I'm going to their festac office 2morrow to make serious enquiry so I fit ask that one for you sha.

I think there are other ICT training offers in that green pamphlet in case.


thanks a bunch!

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