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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Hissexcellencie(m): 10:10pm On Dec 29, 2014
Okay, M not a mum buh my friend a single mum told me her toddler(under 2yrs) isn't feeling well; running temp n' all. And she thinks †ђξ child has lost weight since d last time she saw her. Are there any meds for this? Is it a general thing? Is there something like "paracetamol-to adults" for kids?
Phones / Re: 3 Phones That Will Make A Mark In 1st Half Of 2015 by Hissexcellencie(m): 8:26am On Dec 29, 2014
†ђξ Elephone P7000 seems like †ђξ best buy checkin d specs and price. But, d question still remains if these phones have a fault or one needs their spare part(s). Hope it won't be long talk again oº°˚. Cc:Ymodulus

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Romance / Re: I'm Abt To Suffocate by Hissexcellencie(m): 2:20am On Dec 28, 2014
Harmonyemerald:
Let him go since. A man's job in this life is simple: woo a woman n letting a woman be his helpmate. If a brother can't do either of this two, then my dear you are wasting your time. MOVE ON. That You like Him isn't an assurance that he will like you back.



M sure God'll disagree with that. I wish could 'thumbs_down' this comment.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 3:16pm On Dec 27, 2014
Samguine:

Beach things tomorrow cheesy. Get well soon bro.The Lord is your strength


Where n' when? Stone me ya pin sef.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 12:27pm On Dec 27, 2014
Compliments of da season to you all. Nysc be helping Eko corpers save their money since 1973. Make una come carry me comot naw. I need to recover from this malaria asap. sad ...especially those of you in lasgidi. cc: sowl samguine prixxy7 cleoqueen yokiti et al.
NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by Hissexcellencie(m): 12:19pm On Dec 27, 2014
Mannylex:



No man, My bb sim port had issues, been using my iphone though, but not with my main sim card... Would fix it on monday. You go follow go? Meanwhile, una still do the Christmas hangout?

Have no fear; Mannylex is here


Twas postponed till da new year. Me dey my papa house at d mo
NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by Hissexcellencie(m): 11:44am On Dec 27, 2014
Drakula:

Hello cfun01, I am a Lagos batch c14 Corp member, just got posted to subeb, almost through at alausa, please I need information how subeb does their internal posting and hope it's not all about teaching, and what do you suggest I do? Thanks

Subeb its all about education, so more often than not; you'd be posted to a public school, esp. If u read a course v.close to subjects they teach in schools.
NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by Hissexcellencie(m): 11:41am On Dec 27, 2014
Mannylex:

My man, am still here... Am gallant



Have no fear; Mannylex is here

You travel? And why aren't ur pings delivering?? Btw I hear say some G's dey go elegushi today.
Travel / Re: Top 10 Places To Visit In Lagos This Holiday by Hissexcellencie(m): 4:00pm On Dec 25, 2014
Nice, buh u didn't put †ђξ exact locations.
Romance / Re: Do Men Find Women With Thigh Gaps Attractive And Sexy? by Hissexcellencie(m): 2:31pm On Dec 21, 2014
farano:
Ok sexy or not? cool

I feel indifferent undecided
Romance / Re: Do Men Find Women With Thigh Gaps Attractive And Sexy? by Hissexcellencie(m): 7:45am On Dec 21, 2014
farano:
lol...check on d first page for pinshure.

Owh. Just saw it now smiley
Romance / Re: Do Men Find Women With Thigh Gaps Attractive And Sexy? by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:52pm On Dec 20, 2014
farano:
Lots of ladies want to have a thigh gap. Is having it something to be yearned for?
Aunty plzz could you kowaciate more on wah u mean by a thigh gap?
Romance / Re: How To Seduce A Man by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:47pm On Dec 20, 2014
Hmmmn *strokes beards*
NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:52am On Dec 20, 2014
Mannylex ibullem debygirly lovelyngee prettytahill kriscamdi tonydamus viviangills prixxy7 jennyphar 1kanma oma serpounce erebeshe dotchez dedarkman onyinye91 yankeedudu utchaypro harmonyemerald modexetchee ellatyra goldenhrt14 aircom automech buksich u235weapongrade. So all of una don abscond from here abi? It is not good oº°˚. How are y'all doin? And pls who's travelling outta lagos, lemme know where I'd come visiting. smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: QUESTIONS: GMAT,JOB APTITUDE TEST,GOVERNMENT JOB TEST &(5) COVER LETTER SAMPLES by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:51am On Dec 12, 2014
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Pls I need cover letter samples and questions on all those reasonings and †ђξ likes. Thanks in anticipation. azikiweokafor@rocketmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need 5 Peeps With Bsc 2:2, With Proficiency In 2 Local Languages! URGENT! by Hissexcellencie(m): 8:02am On Dec 11, 2014
mrking3:
One of the HR guys that works with U-connect ask me to recommend five guys with BSC second class lower that can speak two Nigerian languages fluently! If you're interested, drop your email for details! Just five peeps!! The recruitment is very urgent. You'll be contacted latest tomorrow or thursday! via sms for interview and posting!!!

azikiweokafor@rocketmail.com
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:38am On Dec 09, 2014
sampete:
the whole matter just tire me...the most annoying thing now is the babe dey give me space as a result of the man threats.



Chai. That cockblocking agent of saytan! sad

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 12:27am On Dec 08, 2014
heemah:

Lols....I no dey go oooo


Waybill dey naa
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 5:06am On Dec 07, 2014
sampete:
Guys plis judge this matter, my employer say Na crime for male corpers to dey fraternize with female corpers. Just because my babe dey spend nights for my room and me too dey return d Favour...this man is threatening to report us to NYSC.


Ask am how im take meet im wife?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 5:00am On Dec 07, 2014
heemah:
Am gud karleone...Abeg dnt let any1 bombard u with work oo....enjoy this service year to the fullest...
@Lorddaywalker and traecey, there's goin to be ajuwaya end of year party at Ibadan..R u guys aware?


Carry party rice come for us oº°˚ grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 4:59am On Dec 07, 2014
karleone:
Hello house. Itz bin a while... Hope all is moving as planned?
Heemah n sodyqyinka, how's ya health? Trust you've recovered fully... Hissexcellencie, traecey, cutiepie, zerray, samguine and others too numerous to be mentioned, how's ya PPA? Work has been wonderful and stressful oo. My boss said I must come to work by 8 and leave by 5pm. Seems he's trying to ruin my service year. I don't know what to do cos I'm the only guy in his office.
Have you guys heard of the inec registration stuff? Endeavour to do yours if you've not cos it,s closing on the 11th.
#happy to be back
#up 900th page
Happy to sign into this page.

Hey bruh, u are sighted! smiley u shoulda played d "I-live-far" card on ur boss. So u could live earlier. Anyways maybe daz why they pay u da big bucks.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 5:44am On Nov 25, 2014
cutiepie01:
Thats good.Congrats.U ppl turned up how?didnt get dat part.


Nlders and friends party @ maami.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 12:14am On Nov 25, 2014
cutiepie01:
Lol.U're leaving camp 2day ryt?


Yes; I was †ђξ most joyful corps member to be leaving †ђξ camp. While we were there we turned up grin cc: mannylex ibullem prixxy7 utchaypro lovelyngee prettytahill yankeedudu erebeshe dedarkman kriscamdi
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 6:04am On Nov 24, 2014
cutiepie01:
Aiite dear.Just dont do what i wouldnt do in camp..#winks#


I actually read this late, but I hope I didn't sha. grin
NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by Hissexcellencie(m): 5:57am On Nov 24, 2014
Abeg Nairalanders let's snap a group pic before we leave camp. Let's meet @ †ђξ point between where platoon 5 and 6 stand on parade.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 4:00am On Nov 18, 2014
cutiepie01:
Gud 2 av u here...Trust u're enjoying camp.


I try my best.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 3:56am On Nov 18, 2014
yokiti:

Good to know that you are getting better.
@ lorddaywalker, hope you are doing fine too? Wishing you "two" quickest recovery.
.
How are our streams II corpers finding the expreience in camp?
Great shoutout to Samguine - Ogun waterside, Smeeky - ondo, Dr. Meeky Anambra, Osemu8 - rivers, Sokarsenal - akwa Ibom ayaya, Jimwalex - the theatre of dreams/ warfare, and all natuarlly ahead Abusites, Ajasa4link - Kebbi. Not forgetting Skateboard - Ebonyi, Ojestas ( my friend posted to Kaduna where he sang Doropucci with our brother from across the Niger but later redeployed to Kwara that always want to vist Heemah without taking Samguine along ). Apostle rhazur whose result has cancelled insult our landlord Valentinooo -Yobe, macuwon - Edo, paiko corper Tolu ( cant recollect the proper moniker now) philosopher rationalmind redeployed Edo corper, DrPhilaBd - the federal of all federal corper, Oyo-corper Adedeji65, grammatically Sowl, justfree1, highmey, Mannylex and his Eko oni baje Corpers: hissexcellencie et. al. and others who are too numerous to mention.
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And to our damsels: centre of unity corper :dearest Cutiepie01 - Abuja, omalicha Darkchocolate - Lagos, Godfavourites1, Buksich - Lagos, Edo princess Zerray (Abia umunna bende), Heemah - Oyo, Fluvvy22 ( how are samguine's twins doing?), Whytjane, Enimoney -the corper on the Plateau just as Holutosin, Olaoyekemi, cleoqueen the O- corper , the Iseyin landlady Traecey, the Eko corper Prixxy and the beautiful ladies out there serving their fatherland selflessly .
May God continue to watch over you all. Do continue to obey the clarion call.
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Special recognition : everly reliable Sodiqyinka, Claroo, Enelcy / enellcy, dstnd, luvlycutebay, al- gaosu Noordean and others.
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Ajuwaya!!! One LOVE.


cheesy
NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by Hissexcellencie(m): 12:58pm On Nov 15, 2014
Omo e don tey since when pesin reach here oº°˚. See cobwebs. How far?! How una dey? Shey our 2mao parry still dey hold? cheesy its 7pm @ Maami. If u need to contact me 2a24e9**

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