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koffsman:
Bro I can't stay indoors tomorrow I will get aggressive and over react and if I don't go out I will fall sick I need to drink and smoke I don work so tee work Taya for me I don do my PPT report reach June nothing to do again I can't let Buhari and Corona virus kill me

Yeah I get,jst be safe

Atikuorbuhari:
Today in ubeji at Warri, boys went into the town to see the market women selling food items at exorbitant prices.

Unfortunately for a garri seller,she was selling garri of N750 for N1500 and the boys threw everything on the ground.

They were upset with the recent hike in prices by the market women.

See photos...

Source:
https://www.musictori.com/2020/03/lockdown-warri-boys-ransack-woman-shop.html

Am guessing it's prolly more of the traders contenance & words & less of the price .u suld see them @bodija market.u start asking urself,did I offend this lady b4 ni

slimfit1:
The mission is to reduce soldiers and police officers from southern region simple. Hausa officers get automatic promotion like rocket, the only time you see them is when it is time for a coup or top promotion.
They are never in top battle only securing places that are peaceful. That they don't even do it well.

Lol, serious but it's funny

koffsman:
When no be say na war, tomorrow am out I can't survive staying indoors depression will kill person faster than corona itself, light no still kon dey, generator since morning. It's a big no to me Bleep the lock down I go find wia to drink tomorrow

My brother, that light own is the killer blow,e no even dey.buy petrol every day, & they talking of increasing tariff again by tmao! On top every thing wey dey ground...just drink inside ur ouse be safe

Amotolongbo:
What about the flying species in Edo

You mean the ones wit no wings,that only fly @night (accordingly)? Edo/beninBirds or Edo/Benin airways?

nashito:
Thanks for your advice. But I kinda don't like porn, they tend to make sex all perfect cos it is filmed and even sometimes the huge dicks we see there are just a mirage, if a woman gets addicted to it, and you don't make it happen exactly how it happens via porn videos, she might start seeing you as a lesser man.

No bro,I don't think so,just know how to satisfy her wit wat u av.thats crucial .many ladies just want to orgasm .if u can make it happen,they aprct it.just takes more creative pre-intimacy

Frankicent:
Did you check the category she was watching? Hardcore, lesbian, g*ng b*ng.. Etc

Lwkmd!

Joystark:
Ion see how liking sex makes someone less of a wife material.
It only means you'll get some everytime.

Na only una knw wetyn una want sha

It doesn't /suldnt make any lady less of anything .it's not even a flaw

dawnomike:
Just talk it over with her... Some ladies just like watching porn for the fun of it.
If you do not like it, talk her out of it... If you like it; kindly enjoy it together.

NB: I'm not a fan of pre-martal intimacy though

It might be her secret ,and she might feel uncomfortable him knowing

nashito:
Needless to write long articles, I met this girl recently, who I met online and prior to that, she have always portrayed to be a good lady and I must confess I somehow see her as someone I might marry soon. But to my greatest surprised, this afternoon, I wanted to check something with her phone (Google Chrome) and I saw over 3 opened porn pages, infact, her first bookmarked page is a porn site, guys what do you think about this? I've never seen this part of her and during sex I kinda don't want to hit that ass hard cos I have this mentality that she's gonna be my wife soon & ti be frank, I'm not much into sex and I don't want to marry someone that's a sex addict. Should I be worried about this? Please I need matured and rational advise guys. Thanks alot

If she does& you do too,ilf suggest u don't act like u know.buh make it a constant fore play.ve creative about it.try taking her for a drink or 2(if she is the alcohol type) b4 going home & ... For me,it makes sex more adventurous tho

stupidity:
see this one!!. You don’t know anything. How hard do you think it is to initiate sex as a man? I create the environment for it, make her relax into the mood then boom I grab her asx and

I tell you my mind, hoha!!!

If she nor gree, I will wear my jean and my shirt onto other things.


If you know your too big to stress for sex, signal one shorty for a quickie to ease that load man.




Wait brah!!! Do you beg women for sex when konji hold you?

Lmao�

Spanishmilf:
Na everyday u dey get Experience

An interesting fellow tho ,lol

stupidity:
lol. Did you read what you just responded to bro?

I’m so sure right now that you guys on here are blindly commenting on my posts because of my moniker.

Read what you quoted, it says “I can only be romantic to my wife and the woman I’m dating”


How does that mean I don’t care about my wife’s feeling or if she gets orgasm?


If you are being real and know what you are doing as a man. You should be romantic but ONLY be romantic to your wife or the woman you are dating. don’t share that energy with other woman because you want free puss.

These same women around you sees this and wants you to themselves because you have a woman you adore and romantic to.

I’m done with lectures for today. Go home and do your assignments!!!

The 2nd line tho lmao

SpacehubTech:
Change your title to how to initiate sex with a ho***ny shy girlfriend

I'm expecting how to see solution to how to initiate sex when konji hold u as a man not as a woman.

Till then keep living up to your monika

Lmao

Atikuorbuhari:
Today in ubeji at Warri, boys went into the town to see the market women selling food items at exorbitant prices.

Unfortunately for a garri seller,she was selling garri of N750 for N1500 and the boys threw everything on the ground.

They were upset with the recent hike in prices by the market women.

See photos...

Source:
https://www.musictori.com/2020/03/lockdown-warri-boys-ransack-woman-shop.html

It's wicked to laugh tho but Lwkmd! I love it.the way some traders are reaping us off ehn,uld think it's the end of the world

Eriggs:
That is an added advantage

Yes it very much is, but finding one who won't shift into "bossy " gear cos she's financially independent is rare.slong as she is of good xter & pretty,one culd establish her(in marriage only tho)

Badb0y4lyf:
In a weeks time the no movement will be unsustainable as food and all basic amenities would be exhausted except there is a stimulus package form the Government.

Don't mind them,our ignorant govt r still chasing thier tales.still confused.aving food needs money,if u culd afford the inital stock up,wat about subsequent once.

Nigeriapen:
FG Says We've Started Immediate Cash Transfer To Poorest Households Due To Coronavirus Lockdown

WATCH Video Below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo9Sgbf7r_I

Who are these so called "poorest"

Gandollaar:
Coward! Always hiding behind others to attack me! SIMP!

HMarshal Ayinde Barrister, before you tag along with this slowpoke, you may need to hear the truth from him about how I use him like toilet paper. An unknown Zombie like you won't be so hard to chew.

& There I was thinking uld be sensible for once in miserable,fraustrated , almost doomed life.where is this xter from Hope ur mom wasn't like this? Or dose it run in ur family? That even monikers can't hide it anymore.when more than 1person complains about a xter of URS,change it.strt by admitting it's wrong & appologise b4 u end up like Tonto dike or worse(cos u probly wretched).slowpoke

Gandollaar:
I know you are not Igbo. I knew from the fallacies in your first post. I respectfully requested to know where you came from, but you were smarter than yourself so I let you be.

And I continued to whine you and urge you on and painfully reading your incoherent responses. I knew you would soon explode. I could feel it!

You came down with a bang!

I am 10000% igbo boy,so concentrated that is both parents ....Maybe if u had asked the right way(asking an1 for infos such as numb,address,state of origin ,home address here is not a good idea),ild av obliged,cos I don't /Neva support insults or rudeness xcept if one brings it. Now appologise if u want a good conversation (maybe it'll help right ur image with other nairanders too) n:b those who av stinking xtere & claim "I don't care" rot in thier negligence,it ends up being thier down fall #Behumble

Gandollaar:
You said I was hurting about your truth, and I countered by putting the matter in the right perspective.

I said rather it was you who was hurting..

Igbo boy, this doesn't call for all the drama you put up there. But shaa.. happy lock-down but pls quit too many abbs when writing in the politics section.

Tenkio!

Truth hurts didn't mean it's you,unless u know it's the truth that's when u hurting,or is it true igbos (even tho am one) is the Tribalisim capital of nigeria? If it's not,make ur arguments without any insults or demeaning phrases or words.dont be unfortunate .cos u culd become if u meddle with the wrong monikers

Gandollaar:
Yet you have refused to tell me your town and village in Anambra for a better analysis.

You sound emotional and may be convinced in your view. It depends on your circumstances.

May be your mum ain't Igbo and Anambra people strongly refused their son to marry her and this has marred so many offsprings arising from such unions. They grow up thinking they are hated by people who should love them.
Become very unfortunate

U can over cum it,if u TR y

Good luck in your journey however.

It's a pity u r a female wit the xter of a demented mind.bitter
Fraustrated
Angry
Fed up of life (obvious)
Illeterate (even if u av a bsc)
Deprived of love
& Looking for ppl to be in cohort with u
Now all nairalanders know of ur predicament
Uld probly change monikers
It's good *smile*
Slong as u change
Don't bring the bitter ipob narrow mind here
Don't ever think every1 here is an illetrate or fraustrated or low lifed or un occupied
It's ok to belong to a queer school of tot
But be decent & matured about ur agruments cos u don't know who is who
#

helinues:
The person can not exchange 3 messages without turning it to curse and abuse.. Though I am not from SE but I have lived with SE people and they are lovely not to talk of them in my region.

But she and others are just a disgrace like some nuisance Yoruba too

Am proudly igbo boy,but I hate our tribalisim esp the elders in the village.check her,she is probly the narrow minded ipobs.bumch of illetrates brainwashed by a literate .illmannered ,I'll tempered can't see reasons beyound thier nose even if it slaps em on the face.

donb06:
The Igbos might be more vocal about it the way corona is more vocal than malaria it tuberculosis.... I never had contacts with yorubas that much until I served in uyo... Jesus even in the FAMILY HOUSE where I stayed, TRIBALISM is written over them from food, to sweeping to virtually everything. They had to stop the speaking of any language which is not English or Efik our host community.... The Leader had to device a means to separate them by keeping them in different rooms... The whole yorubas might not be like that but that experience really hurt my perception about them...


Or is it Hausa people... If you know how to speak Hausa... Drive from here to Sokoto no soldier will ever stop you.. But speak Igbo to an Igbo officer he does not know brother

My Uncle took his business to Abuja he had to change the name of the company to his English name to get contract from government parastatals...

MY ADVISE TO IGBOS IS TO STOP BEING VOCAL ABOUT THEIRS, JUST FUCKING DO IT.....BUT I KNOW MY BROTHERS CANT BECAUSE THEY CAN'T STAND BULLSHIT

Am impressed u made ur point with out insults on a serious topic.So agree the East is the Tribalisim capital of the world?

helinues:
The annoying part, na female dey behind the moniker oo..

But if you go through her achieves, na same thing she said to you she also said to others.

That person hatred na inborn

O so her stinking xter is vibrant even behind key pads.damn I pity who wuld put her in his home,
.probly brought up in the village & had some night schooling .can hold a decent conversation or doesn't know the act.

Gandollaar:
It's hurting you!!! You are a braiwashed pseudo Igbo who needs help bro. You are carrying a heavy baggage.

Fam,the only reason I replied u is because I tot u were matured & twas going to me a conversation ,if i knew you are a low life,fraustrating soul looking for were to vent his ignorant, adamant dirt's, I won't av even engaged u.fucking maggot,we having a conversation and u decide to drag me in ur mud dirt of a home to insult me wit ur 100naira data.igbos are the tribalisim capital of Nigeria,make ur point, let it go and u spew the rot in ur miserable guts.probly one of those ipob maggots.fucking dig bat ,if u r ibo (of course u r) I regret sharing the same ethic group with u,cos ur next generation will be full of same kind of narrow minded maggots.fucking idiot.am even done replying ur tribalisim ass u can take ur fraustration to the next guy #Rip

Gandollaar:
Yet you have refused to tell me your town and village in Anambra for a better analysis.

You sound emotional and may be convinced in your view. It depends on your circumstances.

May be your mum ain't Igbo and Anambra people strongly refused their son to marry her and this has marred so many offsprings arising from such unions. They grow up thinking they are hated by people who should love them.

Good luck in your journey however.

Maybe maybe maybe ,smile,like I said am done wit this.truth hurts.

Gandollaar:
No we can't be done. You have an erroneous mindset about Igbos which is unfortunate.

Tell me an Igbo man likes money and I will applaud you, but you saying Igbos are the most tribalistic in a place like Nigeria is a great disservice to a people who were massacred in their millions by a combination of federal and foreign forces, left for dead, but still survived and prospered and still prospering.

Apart from police stations and Army barracks, which other federal presence do you see in your Anambra state? Is this not enough to make people of that region fvcking annoyed with the system?

See Bros, if you check, you will notice that I don't praise-sing Igbo politicians and leaders because I believe they have failed we the younger ones.

Rather than close ranks and resist the shenanigans of the Nigerian government, they allow themselves to be broken into fragments and bought over with appointments and contracts that are never coming sometimes.

This attitude of disunity is a fall out of the civil war that ravaged Igboland. So to survive, dog started eating dog. It's the case in every war torn zone world over. The no victor no vanguish anthem of the war was a farce!

Till today, the theater of war, SE was never rebuilt! But even as the war continues to rage in the NE, there's already a North east development commission rebuilding the place!

And you still can't see these things for yourself?

Fam,the fact remains,the East is the Tribalisim capital of Nigeria.period

Gandollaar:
With all due respect, what part of Igboland are you from?

Anambra state.lets proceed to other matters bro.done wit this thread

donb06:
I think ure made to believe so...... At least in your life time in this country, you must have heard this statement.... IGBOS ARE NOT UNITED this is due to- an Igbo does his things base on who favours him not by MY BROTHER....infact I can boldly say IGBOS LEARNT TRIBALISM AFTER THEY SAW WHAT OTHER TRIBES WERE DOING

Look bro,wit all due respect,am done wit this .igbo is the most tribalistic ethnicity in Nigeria.they are brain washed & held to ransome from childhood till marriage age.esp when they are ripe for marriage.even the highly learnerd igbo folks just av to give in after probly trying to enlighten then to no avail1 can't be Superior to the community.God bless us all

donb06:
I think ure made to believe so...... At least in your life time in this country, you must have heard this statement.... IGBOS ARE NOT UNITED this is due to- an Igbo does his things base on who favours him not by MY BROTHER....infact I can boldly say IGBOS LEARNT TRIBALISM AFTER THEY SAW WHAT OTHER TRIBES WERE DOING

Isn't it always easier to blame others for ones bad behaviour?

Esseite:
Yes everyone all have some atom of tribalism in them, it's natural.. but tribalism cannot be common with a people whom trade, learn, interact with other cultures far and wide to make a living majorly..

If you are talking about political tribalism, when you check the elective stats of leaders and votes, you would agree with me tribalism is not even close. what may have prompted the new generation political tribalism can be ascribed to the political imbalance of the country which borders on equity and fairness.

I wish twas only that bro,leme ask u a question.a honest answer will be perfect.y can't many men from the East marry a lady from the West (Yoruba precisely),without having a devided contentment from his tribesmen? & Wat wuld u call that?