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Slammmmmmmm:
The same problem you added to your destiny when Lizzy tested you after you knacked her and you wet your eyes like a small baby

Slammmmmmmm:
Will you gediffok outta here!!!

Slammmmmmmm:
Will you gediffok outta here!!!

Slammmmmmmm:
Where are are you coming from
See, as you just rush enter thread, comment for the last page

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Ausrichie:
Honestly I don't know all I know is that they offer free courses online.

Ausrichie:
Bros go to edx. You should have searched google for free courses.

ayspac:
You can stream it live:

https://www.twitch.tv/itsmezespah

SirLakes:
You dont knw how to use the internet?
You dont knw how to use google?
You dont knw how to watch youTube videos on python?
You dont knw how to download python pdf, read n follow instruction?
You dont knw how to download free python courses on udemy n other online learning platforms?

5k for whatsapp class, mtcheew!
Use your big rocky head bro

SirLakes:
You dont knw how to use the internet?
You dont knw how to use google?
You dont knw how to watch youTube videos on python?
You dont knw how to download python pdf, read n follow instruction?
You dont knw how to download free python courses on udemy n other online learning platforms?

5k for whatsapp class, mtcheew!
Use your big rocky head bro

Ausrichie:
Bros go to edx. You should have searched google for free courses.

coolcentbigman:
I will send to you later because it's in my laptop and it's currently not charged.

clive2u:
While i was knacking my ex gf she said baby I missed you like I missed my period immediately my rod collapsed. Told me she was joking, Me sha never knacked her raw before

EngrMarve:
on behalf of all civil engineers, we donate this OP to Farmers

daddytime:
Ehen..

Na the whole of your Civil Engineering department I go come arrest do this your English.

Abi na PEJ dey take una English?

Nigerian graduates na wahala true true...n wonder all the big men don abandon the schools for una

Whararapiry

If person follow you talk small now...you go begin shout...do you know me? I am a graduate...

This one na graduation

vizkiz:
Do we have any news generated from nairaland anymore?

Must everything be a copy and paste from Twitter lies and old instablog news?

coolestchris:
may their soul rest in peace . .
lemme teach nairaland members as a practicing civil engineer..
this building was built with a design to serve as a residential building but was converted to a school..
the implications is that the live loads has been increased from the designed loads..
that is why the building was cancelled..
so the people who went ahead to allow such conversion of purpose for the building should be brought to book.
in such cases the civil engineer is exonerated

Trottle:
I'm a corp member serving in Niger State too.

I'm serving in Minna so expect that my POV will be "Minna - centric"

SOCIAL LIFE

For a social person, Niger state (even the capital, Minna) is not social at all. Very few recreational centres, no cinema, mart or even the fame shoprite . However, for someone who does not like the hustle and bustle in major cities, you'll enjoy Minna.

If you're the type that loves the so called "flexing", you'll be disappointed.

BUSINESS
The sort of business that thrives the most here, like other smaller cities is the sale of every day goods, barbing saloon, hairdressing etc. Businesses that involve ICT are very scanty. If you want photocopy, you have to go to into the heart of the city.

Businesses like Engineering and technology (car repairs, generator repair, refrigerator etc.) is not a regular feature. Also, plumbing et al. ICT here is sorely lacking.

Sales of Electronics is lacking too.

The state produces large amount of foodstuffs, and some commodities might not be as "Behind" as you want it.

FOOD
Yam yam yam. You'll eat enough of it here, very cheap. Also, Soya Beans cake (wara, beske etc.) is abundant here, same as Irish potatoes, onions erc. Rice and beans are fairly cheap. Also, tomatoes are in abundance too. If you love magoes, you'll eat them a lot here. Foodstuffs that may be a bit scarce are plantains, vegetables, ewedu etc.

WEATHER
If you're coming from a the SS, SE or SW, then you'll have to invest in Ice block o. The weather can be harsh, but you may get used to it soon.

LANGUAGE
If you understand Hausa, you'll definitely navigate easily, same with Nupe (though a Nupe-Gwari dominated state, but Hausa language reigns). If you understand Gwari, you can still find it fairly easy to navigate, however, probably not as easy as the twoa above. Though, your English language too will do the trick.

TRANSPORTATION AND TRAFFIC
The major means of transportation is tricycle (and the now reinstated bike). The cost is fairly cheap.
If you're the Lagos type, this one of the aspect that you'll definitely love about Minna-Niger. The traffic lights does virtually all the work, and you'll hardly find policemen, hence a good traffic organization.

PPA
If you're a corp member serving in Niger state, like most state, you're most likely to serve in a school. If your PPA is a private school, you'll be paid (but might be overworked), if you're serving in some government parastatal, you may either be paid or given accommodation or both, but if you're serving in a government school, especially in a village, you may possibly enjoy nicer accommodation, and free foodstuffs and goodwill from the villagers.

If you can negotiate with your employers (especially those that do not pay,) you can search for Secondary places of assignments, and also conduct home lessons. This is popular, however beware of exploitative parents.
Specialized disciplines like medicine etc will enjoy
Some of the Hot PPAs are:
Government House
FUT MINNA
NECO
House of Assembly
WAEC (almost not luck for most corp members)
Private Schools
Ministry of Finance
Head of Civil service
Etc.

LIGHT AND WATER
Despite being a "power State" the electricity supply is unevenly distributed. Some part enjoy over 20 hours of power supply, others are rationed, and maybe 6 hours of power supply. Though if you live close to LGAs like Shioro, you'll over enjoy power supply.

Except you live in a serviced apartment, you may have to constantly buy water from the Mai Ruwa (water sellers who hawk in jerry can). Water is a bit scarce in the dry season.
GOVERNMENT INPUT
The state government does not pay nada, except if you work in Ministries like the Ministry of finance. You'll be given a stipend and accommodation.

Word of Advice.

Though I still reflect on these advises myself. If you're posted to Niger State;

Please to a larger extent, don't toy with the girls, except you're interested in marrying them.

Socialize with the residents (moderately) they may help in ways you might not expect. If you're not the social type, at least keep a smile always.

NB: This NYSC "days" is very fleeting, try to see ways you can brush yourself up. If you read my post very well, you'll know that the state is brimming with opportunities. There are some opportunities that if you capitalize on, you'll definitely enjoy them.

All the best bro!

Trottle:
I'm a corp member serving in Niger State too.

I'm serving in Minna so expect that my POV will be "Minna - centric"

SOCIAL LIFE

For a social person, Niger state (even the capital, Minna) is not social at all. Very few recreational centres, no cinema, mart or even the fame shoprite . However, for someone who does not like the hustle and bustle in major cities, you'll enjoy Minna.

If you're the type that loves the so called "flexing", you'll be disappointed.

BUSINESS
The sort of business that thrives the most here, like other smaller cities is the sale of every day goods, barbing saloon, hairdressing etc. Businesses that involve ICT are very scanty. If you want photocopy, you have to go to into the heart of the city.

Businesses like Engineering and technology (car repairs, generator repair, refrigerator etc.) is not a regular feature. Also, plumbing et al. ICT here is sorely lacking.

Sales of Electronics is lacking too.

The state produces large amount of foodstuffs, and some commodities might not be as "Behind" as you want it.

FOOD
Yam yam yam. You'll eat enough of it here, very cheap. Also, Soya Beans cake (wara, beske etc.) is abundant here, same as Irish potatoes, onions erc. Rice and beans are fairly cheap. Also, tomatoes are in abundance too. If you love magoes, you'll eat them a lot here. Foodstuffs that may be a bit scarce are plantains, vegetables, ewedu etc.

WEATHER
If you're coming from a the SS, SE or SW, then you'll have to invest in Ice block o. The weather can be harsh, but you may get used to it soon.

LANGUAGE
If you understand Hausa, you'll definitely navigate easily, same with Nupe (though a Nupe-Gwari dominated state, but Hausa language reigns). If you understand Gwari, you can still find it fairly easy to navigate, however, probably not as easy as the twoa above. Though, your English language too will do the trick.

TRANSPORTATION AND TRAFFIC
The major means of transportation is tricycle (and the now reinstated bike). The cost is fairly cheap.
If you're the Lagos type, this one of the aspect that you'll definitely love about Minna-Niger. The traffic lights does virtually all the work, and you'll hardly find policemen, hence a good traffic organization.

PPA
If you're a corp member serving in Niger state, like most state, you're most likely to serve in a school. If your PPA is a private school, you'll be paid (but might be overworked), if you're serving in some government parastatal, you may either be paid or given accommodation or both, but if you're serving in a government school, especially in a village, you may possibly enjoy nicer accommodation, and free foodstuffs and goodwill from the villagers.

If you can negotiate with your employers (especially those that do not pay,) you can search for Secondary places of assignments, and also conduct home lessons. This is popular, however beware of exploitative parents.
Specialized disciplines like medicine etc will enjoy
Some of the Hot PPAs are:
Government House
FUT MINNA
NECO
House of Assembly
WAEC (almost not luck for most corp members)
Private Schools
Ministry of Finance
Head of Civil service
Etc.

LIGHT AND WATER
Despite being a "power State" the electricity supply is unevenly distributed. Some part enjoy over 20 hours of power supply, others are rationed, and maybe 6 hours of power supply. Though if you live close to LGAs like Shioro, you'll over enjoy power supply.

Except you live in a serviced apartment, you may have to constantly buy water from the Mai Ruwa (water sellers who hawk in jerry can). Water is a bit scarce in the dry season.
GOVERNMENT INPUT
The state government does not pay nada, except if you work in Ministries like the Ministry of finance. You'll be given a stipend and accommodation.

Word of Advice.

Though I still reflect on these advises myself. If you're posted to Niger State;

Please to a larger extent, don't toy with the girls, except you're interested in marrying them.

Socialize with the residents (moderately) they may help in ways you might not expect. If you're not the social type, at least keep a smile always.

NB: This NYSC "days" is very fleeting, try to see ways you can brush yourself up. If you read my post very well, you'll know that the state is brimming with opportunities. There are some opportunities that if you capitalize on, you'll definitely enjoy them.

All the best bro!

bukiah:
God will surely judge u for this comment

Justinlean02:
Believe me when I said I didn't even look this posts title, am just here to let you guys know that the Italian league GOAT is yet to score on his 5th serie A debut... Italian defenders wan teach am few things abt striking in Italy na blending the guy needs shaa

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