where u got the money Rubber? na steal u steal am? 5million in one year? if u worked for it, u wont want to spend it all in one year - no matter what. 5Million is a lot of money in Nigeria to spend in one year.

i cooked your boobs in my cooking pot.

no wonder u cant toast a girl - u can only abuse.

what tips? go to her and tell your mind. if na fok u want - tell her so, if na kiss, tell her so. what tips?

a d ick - so that she wont need to look for u when she needs u.

i will refuse to have sex for one day.

why couldnt he suspend the fuel price increase until labour crept in?

happened to what?

Ralvy

I assume u r John?

dump her - i am sure if the roles were reversed, she will dump your friend, dont u know?

ask yourself, colour can only be seen - so how do u want to describe it? na wao.

The education reform has also been waived, the re-denomination has been waived, tax exemptions waived - who knows what next will be waived?

these story tellers are still here?

Honestly and this istrue - Oga Seun, please do forgive me o - I have 12 at the last count and none has been banned. If I count the ones banned in the bast, it will be 34.

depends - if he is ibo - his trouser is big and pulled up to his navel, if he is Hausa, he is as slim as panla - if he is Calabar - he will be a short man devil, if na Warri, im face go dey red like fire, if na yoruba - him fit get mark for face or him go dey look right, look left as if them dey pursue am, if na woman, if na ibo woman, him go yellow well well, or im breast go just shoot out - poi, if na yoruba woman, im idebe - aka ikebe - go dey do 17, 18, 19 bobo - roll one side, roll that side etc. if na calabar girl, im go fat from middle to down, if na hausa, him go get cheek and fat neck like Atiku.

Okay, after all these, if them come dey talk, abeg, make we leave that one yet.

there r millions of dhtml scripts - which one do u want.

take am do television. stupid question.

if its not love then what is it? so many people tell their partner, I love u, but do they realy mean it?

Even if there is something to change - no be for Nairaland I go for talk am.

@N-joy

Na u know - u dey bed, naked, and u dey computer - dey type. how can? so, when u were replying the thread, you were on the computer, not in bed, u dey for the computer naked, maybe - na buzz?

Mamaput

dont u know that u often always disagree with someone as a sign of love? u shld know i love u, thats why.

@Thief

ha? u r?

Jonero

go to

www.iamafoolwithoutawife.com

@Thief

Are u sure u have a man in your life? I am not talking about your brother or your neighbour - I mean a man wey dey sex u?

@Thief

Are u sure u have a man in your life? I am not talking about your brother or your neighbour - I mean a man wey dey sex u?

@Mamaput

In fact - i need to marry your daughter for that beautiful post u just made.