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Dont u notice a question mark?

Omoge - or Comfort Omoge -

This is not a critisicm or anything - just something noticed.

Do u often imagine u r with someone more sexy when u r making love to or with your partner?

Me i often imagine i am with ThiefofHearts - this make me realy Hot and i come very well.

Who do u think about.

Check all the diasporic Nigerians on this forum and their posts - u will notice they have the highest number of posts - meaning they sleep in Nairaland - does it mean they dont have anything worthwhile doing abroad?

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u bought a fake device - it happened to my girlfriend before.

isee say ube fool - no wonder your pastor is preaching agaist u - and how come u are on nairaland reporting someone who is your pastor? how can his anointing bless u with these things u write and u feel about him? me think your continuous visit to the church is a waste of time - kapish.

why not - na wa o - other neighbours dey mam d girl as well or what?

simple - tell her she has halitosis.

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Nigeria maintain excellent progress
Nigeria are through to the semi-finals at the FIFA U-17 World Cup Korea 2007 after defeating Argentina 2-0 at the Cheonan Sports Complex on Sunday 2 September. The Africans now meet Germany or England for a place in the Final.

Argentina had the best of the early exchanges in a closely-fought and occasionally physical first half. Nigeria keeper Oladele Ajiboye saved Alexis Machuca's driven free-kick from over 30 yards, before Santiago Fernandez fired over the bar from the edge of the box ten minutes later. But the tables were turned on 33 minutes when the Africans took the lead after captain Lukman Haruna went down in the penalty area under a challenge from Fernando Meza.

Haruna picked himself up and dispatched the spot-kick to hand the Golden Eaglets the lead. Then on the stroke of half-time a glorious exchange of passes on the left sent Macauley Chrisantus clear in front of goal, the striker making no mistake to double his side's advantage and take his personal tally for the tournament to six.

The Africans had the better of the chances after the restart, Matthew Edile coming within a whisker of increasing the lead with a low drive. Argentina introduced a fresh striker in the shape of Carlos Benitez and the gamble looked set to bear fruit, but Maximiliano Oliva missed a good opening and Ajiboye beat out Eduardo Salvio's long-range effort. The final clear-cut chance fell to Nigeria, but Kabiru Akinsola's shot ended in the side-netting and the margin of victory remained at 2-0.

my own experience -

a lady came into my house as a sale rep. selling one kain thing like that - this lady na real 419 special o - ok, she enter - begin display her things for my centre table - i dey look one by one - i look tire, i say - wetin i go buy from this woman o - i no see anything, meanwhile ase na 419, her own 419 na special. u wan no wetin she 419 me with?

Look, she come say she wan toilet, ishow am toilet, me i be single man, so no problem, she enter toilet, o'boy - by the time wey she go comot, na naked she take comot o, hey - i say wetin happen, she say she see lizard for my toilet, i say, na toilet u wan use, na im u come off all your cloth like this, she say na so she dey do, this time, i don close my eye, make i no go see wetin i no suppose see - na im i say, so na lizrd na im come make u run naked for outside like this, she say yes o, say na lizrd kill him papa, o'boy, fear come begin grip me - at the same time, my hing dey do paka poko peke for trouser.

Chei, na im i say ok, go dress up, before i go say dress up, this girl jump on me, begin hol my thing, begin do ojoro to my thing, o boy - this girl use 419 fok me o, under pretext say na sale woman she be - not knowing say she be deyneed sex that day, omo 419 no be for money alone o - at least she get wetin she want.

well - your claims of being good in mathematics is hereby faulted.

must and not most - see this kain english.

i see u cant answer them,

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the spirit moves them to talk - so if u think they r talking to you, then change your ways -

who else will they use to preach if not what they have experienced?

answer the ones above genius.

1. The famous Pythagorean Theorem, which states that the sum of the squares of the legs of a right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuse, is actually a special case of what theorem/law?

2. This theorem, considered a fundamental theorem in mathematics, links two branches of calculus: differential calculus and integral calculus. This is known as the,

3. Limits - everyone's favourite! This rule/theorem uses derivatives to calculate limits of indeterminate forms (that of the form 0/0 or infinity/infinity). This is known as,

4. The indefinite integral of e^(x^2) is one of the many very special integrals. What makes it so special, in terms of numerical integration?

5. Again, limits - my old friend. This theorem can be quite useful if you're not familiar with l'Hôpital's Rule. It states that if a function is bounded by two other functions and those two functions approach the same limit at a point, the function that is in between must also approach that very same limit. This is known as the,

6. Hyperbolic Functions - very interesting functions you learn about early in university calculus. One of the most famous applications of hyperbolic functions is to describe the shape of a hanging wire. The shape of the curve is given by the following equation: y = c + a cosh(x/a), where one can see the use of the hyperbolic function: cosh (hyperbolic cosine). What is the equation called?

7. A very important thing to do, especially in mathematics, is to read your question(s) carefully. With that said, check out this integral:
"the integral with limits from -1 to 1 of (1/x) dx."
What, if anything, is wrong with this integral?

8. In linear algebra, there is such a thing called mapping, using linear transformations. There are two properties that a transformation must hold in order to be linear:
1. Additivity: f(x + y) = f(x) + f(y)
2. Homogeneity: f(cx) = c f(x), where c is a constant
An additional property (although sometimes not reliable) is that f(0) = 0.
Knowing all this, which of the following transformations is linear?

9. When doing matrix row operations on a set of linear equations, you happen to get a row that looks like this:
[0 0 0 , 0 | x ], where x is any non-zero number
You would classify this system as being,

10. Here is an equation:
(x,y,z) = (1,2,5) + t1(2,0,0) + t2(0,1,-2)
What does this equation represent?

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