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wow, see the kind of record we pull in our country. Damn, effed up country

Merry Chrismas Nairalanders. This thread is strictly for food and other merry merries you gonna eat today. Just share your pictures and go away!

Picture 1- The chicken's heart........after I "broke" It

how?

NwaChibuzor808:
The Nigerian military belongs to the hausas then the fulani's thhen the Igbos then the yorubas. The yorubas form the minority in the Nigerian Armed forces.(Army, Navy, Aiforce). In the Navy alone, its very difficult to find a yoruba man because they are naturally not always intelligent. Navy requires intellectual skills which the yorubas don't have. Thats why we the Igbos rule the Navy. Moreover, that white uniform of the Navy is too clean to be worn by a yoruba man. Give it to him and ask for it just a week later. It would be an eyesore.

God bless Nigeria.

Jisos Christ, What do you have with yoruba people?

SmellySperm:
shut up ur smellymouth, must he kiss&tell?even d Bible condemns this sh!t

Your moniker says It all. Just 50 Naira condom would have prevented your existence.

webincomeplus:
Since yours is a Nigerian account, you have two options:

Your first option is to use your local savings or current account. With this option, the bank would have converted your earnings for you and would credit your account with the Naira equivalent. But the sad part is that banks convert at official rates, which is presently around N305 to one dollar, I think.

Your second option is to open a domiciliary account. With this option, you'd be able to collect your cash in dollars from the bank, and you can subsequently exchange it for naira at black market rates, which are presently between N355 and N360 to the dollar.

So, if you receive $200 from Adsense, for example, the first option will fetch you N61,000, while the second option will fetch you at least N71,000. As you can see, the difference is clear.

Nice Suggestion Bro. And BTW have you received this month's payment, I know google has paid buh have your bank "processed" it and sent it to you? cos mine is slow as fuvck and I think am gonna have problems cos 25th is on Monday which banks don't work

whonamehelp:
blood money

In erigga's voice, "na who no get money dey find fault in errything. Idiot I sorry for you like person wey old mama nakked swear for"

MrHistorian:
I ran out of fuçks few minutes ago,bruh.

At least he gave back to someone this chrismas, why do you just have to hate his Guts and errything he does.

Nice One. Nice Gesture

Preach Sister, Preach. Am telling ya, all is just noise on social media, nothing tangible would be done to End Sars Brutality. The Government doesn't care, and the international community doesn't give a fucvk about Nigeria.

dont fuvck with niggas like burna boy and majek fashek. Those Doped up Niggas Don't Play. Majek and his manager are maybe currently planning how to abduct you and beat the shiit outta you like burna goons did to Mr kay. Go listen to burna boy's Gba he said Don't fuvck with me cos you know oluwaburna ko gbadun

what an irony. Dog Parade In calabar

mecusbosco:
She boarded a 6:00am vehicle, and had accident at 12:15pm last night. I don't get this story abeg! Which one is 12:15pm last night? Where was she travelling from? The moon?

Argue With your ancestors Nigga

psalmson001:
Wait o, coz ayam not understanding........When did 12:15pm change to night and i did not know?

Aunty please goan do some brain scan o coz this one u dey turn time upside down so, hope say one wire neva dey do partial contact so as a result of the accident.

argue with your ancestors

Billionaire Femi Otedola and his daughters Dj Cuppy and Temi were seen dancing to Wandecoal's "Iskaba at the Pepsi Rhythm Unplugged 2017
Papa Got Moves
watch-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfCEQ8GleDg

cc. lalasticlala, mynd44

Dope, No

Dope, NoV

profpromise:
Ohhh bro. I have been here na.. Maybe you didn't notice me.. Now, this WealthPhillips has made you know me.. Gradually more people will know me as tested and trusted from all his flimsy accusations..you can whatsapp me @08033625989 Let him just show proof to all Nairaland.. Then they will have reason to believe I scammed him... The saying goes... So child that won't allow his mother to sleep won't sleep too.

OK no problem naw

WealthPhillips:
Fraud... Fraud... Fraud...!!!
Insults won't stop me from alerting Nairalanders of ur scam

mofo, just drop proof he scammed you. and BTW profpromise, where have you been since all these while when I had problem with my verification. Am on my third verification shiit now, am gonnna verify it with I'd card by January. I needed services like yours

Jeremy24:
But bro please answer to my question becuse I've heard countless of people receiving their payment directly to their bank account and by the way am using Nigeria adsense unless you're looking to drive traffic to your site. hmmmm

yeah you can use your gtb savings account to receive payment from adsense. I use union bank savings acct to receive mine.

whonamehelp:
you don get accident now because of dick wey you wan go bleep

She was going to see her family! Get a life! And stop spewing the first trashy idea that comes out of your trashy brain!

Popular Blogger Naijasinglegirl Involved In An Accident On Her Way Home For Chrismas. She just shared this on her Instagram Page with the caption

"I boarded a 6:00am ABC vehicle enroute Umuahia yesterday. My vehicle had an accident at 12:15pm on Onitsha-Owerri Expressway last night.
Look at the devil trying to steal all that joy I have been carrying this week when my God is alive.
Still in Owerri but I am okay..
Will post details when I get over this shock."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdCFDYwjzp3/?taken-by=naijasinglegirl

Animal right abuse.

while other countries are anticipating chrismas in a merry mood, we rush to the queue as early as 6 am just to get fuel. In fela's voice, "I sorry sorry oh, I sorry for Nigeria". what a bleeped up country!

captainprogress:
dey form Yemi my lover (ahhhn!!)

you for dey for me, when the boy dey hunger

captainprogress:
Livin la vida loca

say make I wire wire

The Nigerian Police Force really need re-orientation. like how can a police officer say if you are making money online, it's fraud..

teresafaith:
3. Adeshina Adesanya
Popularly called 'Pastor Ajidara' , the actor passed away days after it was revealed that he was battling a kidney failure » condition.
His demise came in the middle of calls for financial support led by his colleagues, Bolaji 'Mr. Latin' Amusan and Yomi Fash Lanso .
Adesanya was popular for his roles in the movies, "Agbeku abela" (2009) and "Ologbo Iya Ijebu" (2007).
He passed away on May 7, 2017, at the age of 62.

This face mehn, I dey look for caption for am

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Airforce1:
I remember how the hustle started for me these year ..
I remember back in the days when I can't afford a champagne..
I remember those days I rely on my mom for everything .

It was really really difficult but at the end of the day, I conquered
today we now afford things we couldn't afford back in the days .

Too loaded to be empty, and I Thank my God for everything .

The Life Of Airforce 1

It is too late to fail, Amen.

I just love your life Bro, Mehn it's too late to fail, Amen

OK, So We should Fry Beans