₦airaland Forum

Wholesome. Bless their hearts. The teacher for don try for them die. But for real (respectfully), who is a civic teacher? We no get am for my secondary school back in the day. Na synonym of government teacher? Or what?

phemmie06:
Greediness is one of the major factors that make people fall into the snare of these crooks.
Why should someone ask you to deposit 1000 and collect 5000 in the space of one week?

Greediness, yes, and also ignorance. Most rich people (not all) are significantly greedy. But their eye tear small. If you dey greedy, at least no dey fall for shit like ponzi, sure odds, etc in the year 2025. MMM don teach people lesson back in the day and presently, one nigger on Twitter (his handle is Lobistars) dey try fight gambling addiction and he's spreading the gospel of eye tearing.
E no easy to no dey greedy for this naija Sha. Everything just hard.
And of course: #alwaysgethighatanygivenchance

Ignore these politicians for your own sake. Most of em are drinking proper lager and enjoying ram suya in wuse II at 11pm, while claiming there's dispute between them in the media.
Always remember: they OWN the media.
Just hustle your hustle in this country jejeli.
And of course: #alwaysgethighatanygivenchance

Damn. That's deep on so many levels. Hope the kids will be alright eventually sha

Hehehe

Lol. A fraction of recurring embezzled money.
It's basically a campaign strategic expenditure.
The fact that he does this yearly is only part of the long term plan for his political aspiration (Office of the president).

Just another publicity stunt.

At least some people got rice and sugar out of it (better than nothing)

I hope ww3 ain't loading sha.
God help us

Funny how there is so much "space on earth" and we sometimes go to war for territorial occupation. Hell, apparently the world's entire population can fit into Texas.
What a world.

No fucking politician in the top tier of the Nigerian govt is morally sane. Although corruption applies to practically 90% of the various countries in the world, it is just basic sense to realise that the ones that steal and kill and Rob the most (I.e Nigerian leaders) are definitely on the throne of Bullshitzu.
Bleep these pieces of shit.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright



Same thing with hospital and churches

No one gives a fuckkkkk anymore
They just want to make money

Exactly bruv. Na money be the MO. Last last, in this damn life, make money so you can either be revered everywhere you go, OR Bleep any son a bitch up that wants to mess with you... in this case, the DOWEN FAMILY

Papanwamaikpe:
It's all vanity

lol. That's what we are all striving for sir...

kiddoiLL:
That wan consign dem....Wizkid voice o..frog voice o...all of dem na "osingosigo praize tha Lord dem dey sing"

Damn! I have been going 2 church all my life, and I've sung that song along with various choirs and congregations, But na 2day I dey actually know d correct lyrics.

Something I've noticed about Nigerian pastors. They usually only "heal" d blind(their eyes usually closed), d lame(dey all have legs but can't walk), d sick(like diabetes, anaemia, etc), and quadriplegics. Been going 2 church all my life(various ones BTW) and even watching gospel channels especially during healing hour, and I've never seen conspicuous diseases such as elephantiasis, autism or down syndrome (imbecility), terminal diseases(d ones that already have physical effect on d victim) etc get healed Someone once suggested that these "sick" pple get paid or something. Not really a religion fanatic, but it's curious...

DuruCee:
Oga keep quiet. Everytime u broke ppl always hv an opinion on how others should spend their money. Go and become a billonaire and buy only Keke so we can learn how to save money like u. Nonsense

No mind d guy jare. If Otedola or Dangote buy Bugatti 2day, dem no born d guy well make him talk say "they should have invested in goldmines"... As u said correctly tho; " broke pple always have an opinion on how others should spend their money". May we have garages like this by God's grace

Lol. He's quite stupid for taking his life cuz of a girl. As a Christian, the only way God will let u in2 heaven after a suicide-like death is if u did it to save another person... Pple no dey fear hell fire o!

PREBuhari2019:
The Ibos want Biafra
The North wants Ibo's exit
The Yorubas want Ibo's exit
The Ibos are saying "we have investments in your areas and cannot leave them"
And the fight is being cooked.

Amongst all these, the President is in London
Governors are sharing bailout funds
Workers salaries are not paid
Government officials have their children schooling abroad
Ministers and senators are looting

The poor Hausa man is riding Okada
The poor Ibo man is riding Okada
The poor Yoruba man is riding Okada

The poor Hausa man sleeps under the bridge as Alamajiri
The poor Yoruba man sleeps under the bridge as Alaye
The poor Ibo man sleeps under the bridge as agbero

It is pertinent to note that the poor from all ethnic groups in Nigeria have everything in common and so is the rich.

Do not allow the agitation of an Ibo man who lives in UK or USA for Biafra cause the killing of the Ibo man in Adamawa. The rich hate us that much.
Do not allow the Alhaji whose children are living abroad to persuade you to go and start killing on the street of Kaduna.

The problem in the country is not the agitation of any ethnic group but the unity of the elite and the disunity of the masses.

How many times have you taken your agitation to question your local government Chairmen?

Why have you not asked your Governors through agitation how they spent bailout fund?

Why have you not agitated against that government official whose mansions you go to beg for help?

Sad to note;
All the Governors love themselves
All the past Presidents love themselves
All the senators love themselves
All the top government officials love themselves
All the looters love themselves

Why can't you and I love ourselves?
Why cant we combine efforts and fight them?
Why do we fight ourselves?
Why do we allow them the freedom we don't have?

Remember; a good Nigeria is better than a good Arewa, Oduduwa or Biafra.

I probably would have read ur poem-looking post. But it's REALLY long and it has nothing to do with flat belly and/or dogs (OP would have hoped for comments to relate to such)

Lol. Naija pple no get chill o. I just scanned through this topic and I've seen like 3 insults already. May God give us better things 2 accomplish with our time rather than insult each other. Na wa o

fiendishghoul:
Why is the contact number redacted? What if there's someone here with useful information? Who do they contact?

OP said "contact appropriate authorities"... Though OP sef 4 don add one or two phone numbers (relatives or so), cuz 4 this naija, there's a high chance that action taken by relatives could be quicker than action taken by authorities...

Jephz:
Everybody for that area na suspect now o

Lol. So true. If person no b woman or pikin, just hope say dem no go mistake person 4 badoo member. Na God dey help us 4 dis country

It's risky 2 b a human being, riskier 2 b an African. And way more risky 2 b a Nigerian. We should literally thank baba God 4 being alive everyday.

rozayx5:
can seun please create a christian section where muslims and others cant post

this isvery unfair

Common sense, as they say, ain't common. U no get leadership qualities at all. If u b president, e no b even civil war u go start, u go single handedly start WW3.

@op. Sin is sin. As far as u r unrepentant at d time of your demise, na hell sure pass 4 u. ( God 4bid o! Na heaven all of us go dey when we are called 2 d afterworld. Amen.) Happy Sunday nairalanders...

My lady, u r dating a mama's boy. You have options:

1. U leave the guy if u think u can't handle it

2. Try talking to him. If he listens, then good, else, number 1

3. Stay with him, swallow the whole bs and hope for a better day

Gotta admit, they both look cute.