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Family › Re: .. by holyboss: 10:38pm On Nov 18, 2014

prettythicksme:
holyboss Thecongo go follow me come do the test oo#do you agree with that??

Family › Re: .. by holyboss: 10:35pm On Nov 18, 2014

prettythicksme:
holy shittttttt!!!!nobody to worry about me#lol how much is the bill Thecongo want to pay

we have to examine u first to examine the correct billl wink

Family › Re: .. by holyboss: 10:30pm On Nov 18, 2014

TheCongo:
I am prettythicksme personal bodyguard. I make sure she is safe wherever she goes.

Kids of dis days sha undecided

Family › Re: .. by holyboss: 9:13pm On Nov 18, 2014

prettythicksme:
overnight!!for how long will the test take??

not more than 30mins

U shud b ok with that? Except if uve got man who is gonna b worried abt ur dissaperance or a baby probably tongue

Romance › 15 Reasons To Date A Farmer by holyboss(op): 9:09pm On Nov 18, 2014

Unless you suffer from hay fever and hate the country, farmers make pretty great dates.

Here are 15 reasons to date a farmer:

1. They aren’t afraid of putting down roots. In fact, your farmer is probably already based somewhere — with long-term plans to stay there.
2. Farmers are fit, toned and tanned. (The “tanned” part might only apply to their forearms. But those forearms are great.)
3. Many farmers subscribe to good ol’ fashioned family values — and will be proud to treat you with gentleness and respect.
4. There’s something sexy about working the land, cultivating plants and raising beef that nourish a nation. Your stomach will benefit.
5. It’s trendy to be eco-aware. Your farmer is as close to being “one with the land” as they come.
6. Free tractor rides.
7. Farmers are traditionally loyal and protective.
8. The rural lifestyle provides plenty of fresh air, vitamin D, and panoramic views with zero skyscrapers in sight.
9. You can visit your date at work — if you don’t mind getting manure on your shoes.
10. Farmers are essentially small business owners. They must have both brains and brawn to keep their farm running successfully.
11. Farmers are community players, often helping out neighboring farms when another farmer is struggling to get their crops in on time.
12. Most farmers want to keep the farm in the family. Thus, they want children.
13. Farmers work hard every single day of the year without complaint.
14. Farmers don’t live in condos.
15. Farmers are trustworthy. If a few dozen cattle can trust the farmer with their lives, surely your date can handle responsibility.

Tell us, why else should one date a farmer?

wink

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Romance › Re: Post A Pic Of You And Your Boo And Grab The Best Couple Awards! by holyboss: 9:08pm On Nov 18, 2014

Spread mat wink

Whr is d popcorn seller undecided

Family › Re: .. by holyboss: 9:02pm On Nov 18, 2014

prettythicksme:
na when we go conduct the test and how much??

oh for real, hw about tonight rolleyes

we do overnight in my work place tongue

Family › Re: .. by holyboss: 8:55pm On Nov 18, 2014

prettythicksme:
hehehehehe why are you guys not believing am a virgin naa

ok hw abt u come for a virginity test in my work place undecided

Family › Re: .. by holyboss: 8:23pm On Nov 18, 2014

prettythicksme:
hehehehehehehe anyway i am still a virgin naa

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Travel › Re: South Africa Or China ? by holyboss(op): 8:10pm On Nov 18, 2014

jennykadry:
Because both countries are useless. Just like Nigeria

Events › Re: Launching Of Nairaland Poet E-club by holyboss: 8:09pm On Nov 18, 2014

yuzjet:
Tagged.

Events › Re: Launching Of Nairaland Poet E-club by holyboss: 7:42pm On Nov 18, 2014

Oh! So am a regular guest hun huh

*u didn't tag me

*dir is God Oooo!

Literature › Re: Love Story Of A Unilag Babe And Bus Conductor by holyboss: 7:39pm On Nov 18, 2014

[quote author=MizMyColi post=28129945][/quote]caught in d act

*For Mizmycoli to book space rolleyes

an inspirational bomb is definately coming wink

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Family › Re: .. by holyboss: 7:24pm On Nov 18, 2014

Simple! Dip the bottle into squeezed bittter leaf water undecided

leave it to dry and give him to suck undecided

Trust me he will run wen next he c d bottle wink

Btw, ur comment here https://www.nairaland.com/2000279/get-back-virginity-lose-it about being a virgin brought me here undecided

U can lie ennnnnnn rolleyes

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland December 2014: [Eliminations Round 1] by holyboss: 3:56pm On Nov 18, 2014

I vote amefrica

cc Dygeasy Mizmycoli"

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Travel › Re: South Africa Or China ? by holyboss(op): 7:37am On Nov 18, 2014

ojdollars:
My Brother, China has more prospect for your intended choice of Course.. They are a rising tech country and you will gain valuable knowledge in that field. Not to rule out the challenges you might face as to Language Barrier, but with cheer determination, you can learn any language in this world.

You can find some Chinese language online tutorials on sites like YouTube.com, udemy.com, Rosettastones.com or google some more free resources online. For South Africa, you can be very successful in your intended choice of course you plan to study there, but the one or major challenge would be to find a part time job while schooling. But if you have money to start your own business, South is good also.. China is for the long term, I don't know about job availability there, you can do some research onlive via google or look for an existing thread for China here on Nairaland.

FYI: The user jennykadry is likely suffering from Dementia, Bipolar, Low self esteem, Depression or Emotional distress. She has never had any meaningful thing to comment on anyone's post, claims to live in Australia, bit probably living a low life wherever she is. That's why she is trying to put you down, go ahead and pursue your dream.

Thanks bro wink

your opinion is really appretiated...i will check just on china thread as you adviced..

Travel › Re: South Africa Or China ? by holyboss(op): 7:29am On Nov 18, 2014

jennykadry:
None of the above

pls I would appretiate if you could state your reason

Literature › Re: Maga No Need Pay by holyboss: 7:24am On Nov 18, 2014

iceberylin:
Just chill and enjoy the story

hmm! patiently following

Politics › Re: Azare Bombing: Death Toll Rises To 31 by holyboss: 7:16am On Nov 18, 2014

Rip to d dead

Btw,mind my signature wink

Travel › South Africa Or China ? by holyboss(op): 11:52pm On Nov 17, 2014

Hey My dear nairalanders

Please I need your candid advice on this issue undecided

Please tell me wch one u tink is better in term of hustle and the presume future of the courses (with reason)

Logistics management is South Africa

Or

Electronics engineering in China

lipsrsealed

Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by holyboss: 10:35pm On Nov 17, 2014

TrishaP:
Body rockers I'm in.

in? As in you r in for real shocked

Travel › Re: A Town In USA That Has No Wifi Or Cell-phones Signals by holyboss: 10:08pm On Nov 17, 2014

Music/Radio › Re: P-Square "Shekini" Music Video by holyboss: 9:47pm On Nov 17, 2014

Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by holyboss: 9:37pm On Nov 17, 2014

mystiqueDZ:
Love?#shakes head.......

Head is located in d upperpart of the body

Literature › Re: Maga No Need Pay by holyboss: 9:35pm On Nov 17, 2014

laykorn:
The babalawo did. Not IK
Ayamlaykorn

boh Ik took our narrator to d baba na

Romance › Re: What Is Happening To Me, Do You Experience This Too??? by holyboss: 9:02pm On Nov 17, 2014

After u bleep a virgin girl in d village and dump her undecided

xpecting to attract city girls undecided

Romance › Re: What Is A Soul Mate And How Do You Know When You've Found Yours? by holyboss: 8:41pm On Nov 17, 2014*

adepiero:
Soul mate is a kind of hair cream

Oh that's in Nigeria I guess

Soul mate here in France (whr is school wink

) is d official moniker for road side prostitutes tongue

Romance › Re: Can I Really Get It? by holyboss: 8:17pm On Nov 17, 2014

I only advice guys lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Ladies: Who Do You Prefer? Talkative Guys Or Quiet Guys? by holyboss: 8:15pm On Nov 17, 2014

I smell Fp grin

Btw, mind my signature.

Politics › Re: Plateau Gov Aspirant Dies In His Sleep by holyboss(op): 8:19pm On Nov 16, 2014

End time politics undecided

Health › Re: Ebola Could Return To Nigeria In December - Dr Haliru Alhassan (health Minister) by holyboss: 7:49pm On Nov 16, 2014

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