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Dear Father,

I thank u because u have not rewarded me according to my iniquities,
I thank u because u have been faithful even when i'm unfaithful,
I thank u because i've been pressed on sides by trouble but not crushed,
I thank u because i've been perplexed but not driven to despair,
I thank u because i've been hunted down but never abandoned by u,
I thank u because i've been knocked but never destroyed,
I thank u for restoration,ur grace,ur love and ur mercy.
Thank u Lord.

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@holythug
abeg oh go romance section.
this section no be for thugs.
good advise though.
have try wat u suggested and didn't work.
maybe u would be kind enough to make more holy suggestions.

@syrup
many thanks. i've been truly blessed with ur post.

@okenwa
thanks. ur post was helpful.

@Syrup
your post was helpful when it comes to cleansing my soul.
but my body it didn't help, i've committed fornication in the past, so i need to cleanse my body and mind from all those thoughts because i've decided to go celibate and my past still hunts me.

nairalanders, i need to cleanse my mind, body and soul. Does anybody have an idea how i can do that.

@poster

u shouldn't be wasting ur talent why don't u call me on o803////////// and i would see wat i can do for u, so that we can make money with this talent of yours.

@holythug
i'm more than happy and for that i will make it up to u tonight.

@rampantT
wat priest jenny has join together let nobody on nairaland put asunder

@welli
@jenny
wat u've done for me dey sweet my belly,

@Holythug
Dearie why can't just let them know that u're good, u're the man.
abeg let them know jo.

Nawa for una oh.
i'm back from my honeymoon
and guess what holythug sabi the thing well well,
so abeg make una no marry holythug give anybody again oh.
i no fit share.

i am not perfect,
though i do wrong,
i am trying my best but
GOD,JESUS AND THE HOLYSPIRIT STILL LOVE ME.
THANK YOU LORD.

Nope. given up on relationships. i'm persuaded that my prince charming is having a never ending party with santa claus.

Celestine and Emmanuel Babayaro

@welli
@jenny
@holythug

not so fast, the wedding has been annulled and
if the vow goes like this
Holythug do u take holychic to be ur wife, to build her a 30 bedroom mansion in Maitama, buy her a ford explorer and give her 10 million naira every month and not have sex with her as long as you live,
maybe i would reconsider.

@welli
@jennykardy

No possibility of having a holycouple, atleast not here on nairaland
talkless of holychildren or is it holypikins.

@holythug

wat don't u get?
Wanna know holychic?
oops i don't think so.

@holythug

protect Who why don't u try this line my mother is a virgin. LoL. I believe i'm better off protecting myself than with any man with anything dangling between his legs.

@ holythug

with a name like yours, u're no go area.

@ Dr Kitaun

I'M DONE WITH BANKERS.
THEY ARE NOT WORTH MY TIME.

@templa i feel sorry for u. u know why? because i'm as loaded as Dangote and i'm ain't cheap ok.

let see i've being to about 22 states in Nigeria and i'm still counting.
i enjoyed my stay in Calabar i believe it's one of the most peaceful towns in Nigeria.

@tboy1 well u want to know how he played me. he lied to me,just to get laid.

ummm. . . .holychic for your mouth .

hell no, Holychic spiritually.

I believe it's time for sisters to lookout for themselves. if any sister knows any playboy around please put down his name here so that other sisters don't get their hearts broken.

so sisters listen up if u live in Abuja please beware of name spelt from behind EDNUT of Fidelity Bank he is a dangerous player.

because they are insensitive,selfish and control freaks.

up blues. chelsea 4 man utd 0. ;d ;d ;d

The question is wat are u doing with him

With the experience I've had. Men always want to prove they are jerks and u know wat? i give up, i agreed they are.

It's unfortunate that most people don't know the meaning of love. God is love and love was defined in 1 corinthians 13:4-8, I quote "Love is patient and kind. love is not jealous or boastful or proud or rude. it does not demand its own way. it is not irritable, and it keeps record of being wronged. it does not rejoice about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out. love never gives up,never loses faith, is always hopeful,and endures through every circumstance. SO PLEASE WHEN NEXT U TALK ABOUT LOVE KNOW WHAT U'RE TALKING ABOUT. GOD BLESS.