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Libra38:
Holywizard!!

I rarely comment on this platform, but i wont be doing justice to my conscience if i fail to comment on this your topic.

Infact, your write-up has proven to me that PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY BEEN PAID to cover some people's ass using every available media platform.

I will not talk further, but I can bet you that I AM VERY FAMILIAR with Kogi politics and we all know the role Mrs. Buhari played to ensure the emergence of Yahaya Bello, and the games she is still playing up till this moment am pressing the key board.

Everybody shall be rewarded according to his or her deed, if not here on earth, then certainly in heaven.

de woman Na player. do u knw dat dey killed de dead formal APC governorship candidate?

I don't trust roman Catholic priests for one day. gays & drunkards.

fotadmowmend:
B

B for breastz

In this piece, Philip Agbese refutes claims
that the wife of the President, Aisha Buhari brokered a deal
with the election tribunal over the petition filed in by a
member of the House of Representative, James Faleke
against All Progressives Congress nomination of Yahaya
Bello as gubernatorial replacement for late Abubakar Audu.


It is not the best of times to be from Kogi state. Kogi, like
dozens of other states in Nigeria are in the throes of an
economic meltdown that has shown no signs of abating.
Coupled with successive years of misrule by previous
administrations, the current governor, Mr Yahaya Bello, like
many of his colleagues has not been able to pay salaries
so the hunger in that state is understandable.

This has not been helped in anyway by the fact that the
unexpected development that threw up Bello as the
incumbent governor also caused massive dislocation in the
“settlement system” that had ensured government
handouts trickle down through cronies to street urchins,
and arrangement that had ensured hangers on are well fed
in a state that is only now trying to have the semblance of
an economy. Yahaya Bello’s emergence was hotly
contested before the Kogi state Election Petition Tribunal
upheld his election.

The desperation of those who lost out under the current
configuration in the state is therefore understandable in
view of the biting economic reality, not just in that state
or in Nigeria but also worldwide. One can stretch one’s
tolerance to understand that hallucination is a possibility
with intense hunger but in this case seeing and hearing
things that are not there should be limited to images of
food and phantom aromas. The hallucination should not
extend beyond things that pertain to the state lest it be
interpreted as madness.

Claims by some groups, obviously sponsored, that the wife
of the President, Mrs Aisha Buhari brokered a deal worth
the whole of N1.5 billion in bribes to the judges on the
Kogi state Election Petition Tribunal to give a favourable
ruling has therefore gone beyond the realm of hallucination
to become something else. Those behind the allegations
and their mouth pieces that delivered the message must
have succumbed to hunger on an unprecedented scale to
conjure up images of what never was and can never be.
They even claimed that the supposed bribe paid to the
judges was the cause of the salaries being owed workers
from the time of the immediate past administration.
Mrs Aisha Buhari happens not to be an indigene of Kogi
state. To the best of my knowledge, she has stayed out of
the politics of that state and I even commended her for
maintaining neutrality at the height of the intense politics
that produced the incumbent governor.

This gives me a sense that those who floated that story
have more than the politics of Kogi state at heart and her
possibly bitter to the point of attempting to torpedo her
blissful marriage to our number one citizen. What they
stand to gain from that is yet to be seen.
Secondly, the story of the N1.5 billion equally aimed for
the judiciary, which could offer a clue that there is a
calculated attempt to discredit this arm of government as
the war on graft picks pace. We have repeatedly seen how
suspects charged with corruption often delay their trial and
possible conviction by praying judges to recluse
themselves from cases on the strength of trumped up
accusations like this.

https://www.naij.com/851940-true-allegation-buharis-wife.html?source=index_main

Oga Seun, Moderators, food don land

an IMSU graduate

nawao. I don't know wot to say. It's pity

SANDOSKI:
Na true talk ooo ....


No worry our Pikin own go be JET

hmmmm. will u marry me?

my parents for buy me ice cream & Gala. chai God pls Na!!!

had it been de guy was killed. The mumu gal wud had come to her burial in accompany with anoda man.

Everyone don wise up

that place is at portharcort road inside owerri town. if u walk straight from there u wud see concord hotel & children's park.
Its nt at orji.

chisco82:
Hm! How? Lets hear from a prophet

u really need to understand some tins.

it will promote Terrorism oooo. chats won't be traceable

Na 4 foreign movies I dey always hear abt encrypted calls. meaning Secured line wia it can't be traceable mostly used by top government agencies like CIA, FBI, MI6, white house calls etc.

Diamonddris:
DILEMMA .......Episode 10

I couldn’t believe my eyes. I couldn’t
believe it was Nmeka sitting on my bed. Out of fear, I opened my mouth to scream but couldn’t produce any sound!
What could have happened to my voice. I
made to open the door which I was leaning on, in order to run away but it refused to open. I fell to the ground with a mighty thud.

My heart was beating very fast.
Nmeka laughed and laughed and laughed
again. I stood up,leaning my back tightly
against the door. I wished I could disappear through it at that point in time.
“Nmeka please don’t kill me please, please
o, I am sorry please”I managed to speak at last. She laughed again and stood up, coming towards me. I almost fainted, I was panting furiously.

I wished the ground can open up and
swallow me. As she came closest to me, I
closed my eyes trembling, I could feel hot
water dripping from my trousers. I knew it
was my own urine. I urinated on my body. “Open your eyes!”she
commanded. Her voice at this time was filled with anger and rage.

I opened my eyes helplessly. I made to say something but she shouted at me to keep quiet. “Jude, since I died my spirit has been restless. You must go and tell my parents what happened to me. Secondly, you must go
to the police and find out where they kept my body. I can not be buried in another man’s land. I must be buried in my father’s compound.
Do these and you will live, or I will kill you
after making you confess publicly”Nmeka
demanded.

She came closer to me that it was just an
inch or two separating us. I felt cold shivers running down my spine.

I opened my mouth in a gape. how can I do these things she commanded me to do. She further told me to go to her school and ask about her room mate, that she will help me locate her parents. She told me that I had 3 days left to do all she has said or I will die.... She disappeared.

I opened the door, this time, it yielded. I
came out of my room sweating profusely and panting like one who ran a race. It dawned on me that i was in a very big trouble, oh 2go has dealt with me.
Why are all these happening to me why me. I cried. I really cried.

Two known cultists who lived in my lodge
were finally arrested by the police that
fateful day, leaving me very surprised. I
couldn’t imagine what the police had on
them.
That very night, I couldn’t sleep. I kept
hearing Nmeka’s voice over and over again.
If I close my eyes, it was her image I would see.
Very early the next day, I packed few of my clothes in a little bag and headed to Nmeka’s school to find her room mate. I had to do what she said in order to live. I am the only child of my parents.

I got to her school that morning and saw
her room mate locking the door,with a little travelling bag by her side. it seems she was about travelling too.
She didn’t recognise me because the day I visited it was almost dark. I told her I am
Nmeka’s friend. She looked at me
suspiciously . “Where is she, she has been
missing, have you seen her?” She went on
asking questions.
I rather told her ”I want to see her parents,
can you be of help?” She replied that she was going to the village to settle things with Nmeka’s parents. She told me that Nmeka’s parents accused her of knowing what happened to their daughter since they lived in the same room. I pitied the poor girl.
I was relieved that at last i would see her
parents. But I never knew what awaited me................

Join me anytime for the final Episode of Dilemma. See you....

OK Na

ur sis did series of abortions for him. Ask me how?
I'll advice u to stay away from him.

gabinogem:
which shows that u are already a slave to pùssy.

guy u funny pass buhari. slave to pûssy? No way! I control de pûssy.
The pûssy is de tightest in de whole world

gabinogem:
even if she's a virgin. Don't be ruled by püssy.

I knw. since am de first I gots to flex de pûssy well

gabinogem:
i understand, but this ur girl na bushee.


On a serious note, talk to her about it since u don't like it, if she can't change the silly act, then u better think of replacing her. Since most Nigerians love learning the hard way.

u mean leaving a girl with de tightest puszy in de whole world?

gabinogem:
with the way u describe her moaning, plus the farting, irrespective of her parental status, she's a certified bush girl.

some gals dey misbehave during sex na

thank God she is not a gold digger.

E-money.

God pls after my service year, I don't want to stay at home 4 up to 6 months b4 securing a job

Subtlelad:
Ahhahh

Romance section sometimes is a comic relief

haaa. Na bad tin to express ones feelings?

AnakinSkywalker:
1. It could be a simple ''Queef'' as it is called.
Happens when air gets into her and forced out of her during the thrusting motion. Like forcing air from your mouth through your lips sealed.
Shallow strokes and thrusts should do the trick. Also keep her from positions that will easily allow air rush into her Vag. and out.



2. If it is real fart then you are just too rough. She does so because you are not easy and gentle. You are so rough you make her loose control of her rectum, perineum and anal muscles. This is your evidence: According to you she goes "baby easssssy easy ooo", "I'm dead ooo". This is a woman being tortured and not being made love to. This will be even worse when you allow all your weight to rest on her coupled with the roughness.

So take it nice and easy with her. So many boys who watch too much porn nowadays because of cheap internet access copy what they see. A girl screaming out in pain is always mistaken to be pleasure. It is quite unfortunate. I have heard a lot of street crap about how girls like it even though they are screaming in pain. How boys think they have done a good job because after the act the girls couldn't walk normally again. It is hate sex and torture that happens nowadays, no thanks to Porn.

Anyway, the best thing to do is to take it easy with her, and also learn to laugh it off and make a joke about it. Note, not to laugh at her but to laugh it off.

hahaha guy e no funny. am always cool wit her

DickDastardly:
Andrews Liver Salt recommended

sure?

gabinogem:
Sorry to say, that ur girlfriend is an uncultured girl. Lots of bush girl roaming around seeking for whom to devour.

how? haaa! bt she is from a rich family & she is cultured is just dat farting during sexual intercourse is her major prob

This is not funny at all & I find it so disgusting. Doing sex my girl friend farts as if her life depends on it & the offensive smell used to disturb me so badly.

What u will hear is "baby easssssy easy ooo", "I'm dead ooo", "Oh my god" & the next sound is from her anus 'paaaataa puu sssshh puu! pu! pu! puu! paaa.

I'm very disturbed & this ve made my sexual advances on her reduced. Pls is this normal or does she need a medical help?

Moderators pls do the needful. Oga Seun!!!

hahahaha hahahahah hahahha hahahah am really laughing like a mad neighbour of mine. chai. OP u just made my day.

I only inserted de tip...
I just touched it, I didn't steal it

I only insert de tip...
I just touched it, I didn't steal it