MERCHANDISER:

What is not true there?
Do you know Yop city is the biggest district in Abidjan,almost size of 6Lgas in Lagos. it's just a fragment of it you know.

I was at Sicoji, Yopougon. Guy if u don't have any steady means of income, u don't have anything to do there.
The only business for most Nigerians is Okirika (2nd hand clothes).
How can u start up business when u can't hear nor speak French?
Do u know how much one can use to rent a shop?
Do u know that some shops are worth over 3 to 10 million just to acquire via cushion?
Everything is paid on monthly basis.
A lot of our people are homeless there.
Many are sleeping in the market places, inside churches with strict conditions, outside etc.
Stop giving people rubbish hopes if you don't know what u are telling them

Doing those years in school, during school soccer league. I spent all night with one of my babes and we had sex all night during an eve of our quarter finals.
We were competing with one of the least teams in the competition.
Omo dem trash us 3-0.
It was after the match that my co-defender opened up to me that he also had all night sex. He was full of mistakes, and it was his mistakes that made them trashed us

Cultists will be like
"There are 7 ***** Rivers in Africa oooo

What's wrong with that?
During NYSC I dey leave room for my Muslim friend Raji back then. He been dey stay for Muslim corper's lodge and I go rent house where fellow corpers no dey.
I dey leave key for him and he dey always arrange my room everything he use am.
I dey always change my bedsheet after. Me dey ask sometimes most especially if I dey for my family house. No be every girl dem dey carry come house.

Our relatives are always fond of stealing our properties even till date. Our spoons, plates, buckets, towels etc. Once they steal it, they will rush and give it mark just to claim it.
There was a time that whenever we want to dish food to any one of them, we will ask them to go bring plates from their home.
After eating our spoon will disappear.
Our uncle once dragged our new bucket my mom just bought. Their own na touch and follow for where other people dem properties dey.
No be only us dem dey steal from.
No be say we dey share the same building.

Shevchenko.

emmnprince:


I see Ole winning 5, drawing 4 and losing 3 of his next 12 matches. I see him being catapulted to, and securing the, 3rd position at the end of the season with a point ahead of the current league leader. I see him winning the Europa league in a grand style and the FA cup to crown his effort after all said and done. I see Man U board renewing his contract as a Manager for 20 years. This I have seen.

Credit: FalseProphet1

Stop smoking in an empty stomach

I don't even know what to type as a man united fan.
Dear Oga coach,
You are as clueless as our Nigerian president.

You are a simp.
You type like one.
Are you a mommy's boy?
Nonsense!!!
Carry 2 by 2 plank pursue her comot from house. See wetin loose toto dey do u