₦airaland Forum

MERCHANDISER:
Is that Bad? You're the only person that's saying negative thing about the place among other people i know that have gone there.
The high cost of house rent there is what baffles me,is it that Nigerians are not allowed to build houses there?

I just got a teaching job in one of the 9ja schools of 70k cfa thats why I am contemplating to relocate and i would also like to learn French and do poultry biz there in future

u can't pay house rent and feed with 70k CFAs. Those successful ones selling okirika will be better than u.
Our brothers may not be able to open up to u in other not to know their predicaments.

MERCHANDISER:
Are you still in Abidjan, u go fit host me make i show?

I left 2 months ago. I felt pity for our people. There are a lot of Nigerians that aren't doing well and they have stayed there for over 10-20 years and even more. The shame of coming back is their problems.
There are Yorubas mostly Osun people that don't even know where they are from.
They can't just come back because of the same issues.
U will see Nigerians that only eat whenever they accompany okirika sellers to the market.
I saw some Igbo brothers that have stayed over 15yrs to 20yrs and they said they no longer have business with Nigeria because of shame and no hope of making it there. It's just to eat, smoke and probably fu,vck

Nicoswit:
Yea I heard about the woman. But why are Ivorians doing that to Nigerians?

African countries see Nigeria as a yardstick for measurement. Even in their country, Lebanese, Indians and Nigerians are living larger.
Lebanese, Indians and Chinese are the ones Controlling their manufacturing companies.
Nigerians, mostly Igbos are into spare parts and electronics.
As for 2nd hand wares(shoes, bags and clothes) na Igbo control businesses

Nicoswit:
Lol, dah side don red ooo

yes.
The number one problem is language. Even if u have police case with them, they will side their people once u are an English speaking foreigner.
Did you hear about that Yoruba woman that was accused wrongly that later died?
Uncountable Nigerians are dying and suffering in Ivorian prisons.

Nicoswit:
Lol, I think the major challenge about that ivory coast is high rental fee from my observation here

their girls are fucckîng money conscious. When they were loving men for free was when their formal president was paying all their citizens monthly salary without working, right now the country is hard. If they don't see money, no fuçvk for u. Force them and u will spend over 30 years for rape charges.
There are over 1 thousand of our people in Ivorian prison opposite Industrial zone, Yopougon.
If you are coming here because of free women, u go dey disappointed.
Although they like fair guys generally. Only few are knacking girls for free once you have a house and if they stop seeing something like free food and tips, they will even follow ur next door neighbors

MERCHANDISER:
What is not true there?
Do you know Yop city is the biggest district in Abidjan,almost size of 6Lgas in Lagos. it's just a fragment of it you know.

I was at Sicoji, Yopougon. Guy if u don't have any steady means of income, u don't have anything to do there.
The only business for most Nigerians is Okirika (2nd hand clothes).
How can u start up business when u can't hear nor speak French?
Do u know how much one can use to rent a shop?
Do u know that some shops are worth over 3 to 10 million just to acquire via cushion?
Everything is paid on monthly basis.
A lot of our people are homeless there.
Many are sleeping in the market places, inside churches with strict conditions, outside etc.
Stop giving people rubbish hopes if you don't know what u are telling them

Doing those years in school, during school soccer league. I spent all night with one of my babes and we had sex all night during an eve of our quarter finals.
We were competing with one of the least teams in the competition.
Omo dem trash us 3-0.
It was after the match that my co-defender opened up to me that he also had all night sex. He was full of mistakes, and it was his mistakes that made them trashed us

Cultists will be like
"There are 7 ***** Rivers in Africa oooo

What's wrong with that?
During NYSC I dey leave room for my Muslim friend Raji back then. He been dey stay for Muslim corper's lodge and I go rent house where fellow corpers no dey.
I dey leave key for him and he dey always arrange my room everything he use am.
I dey always change my bedsheet after. Me dey ask sometimes most especially if I dey for my family house. No be every girl dem dey carry come house.

Our relatives are always fond of stealing our properties even till date. Our spoons, plates, buckets, towels etc. Once they steal it, they will rush and give it mark just to claim it.
There was a time that whenever we want to dish food to any one of them, we will ask them to go bring plates from their home.
After eating our spoon will disappear.
Our uncle once dragged our new bucket my mom just bought. Their own na touch and follow for where other people dem properties dey.
No be only us dem dey steal from.
No be say we dey share the same building.

Shevchenko.

emmnprince:
I see Ole winning 5, drawing 4 and losing 3 of his next 12 matches. I see him being catapulted to, and securing the, 3rd position at the end of the season with a point ahead of the current league leader. I see him winning the Europa league in a grand style and the FA cup to crown his effort after all said and done. I see Man U board renewing his contract as a Manager for 20 years. This I have seen.

Credit: FalseProphet1

Stop smoking in an empty stomach

I don't even know what to type as a man united fan.
Dear Oga coach,
You are as clueless as our Nigerian president.