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Romance / Re: BDSM The Nigerian Way LMFAO (pics) by homealone(m): 10:55pm On Mar 13, 2018
Asowari:
biko wat is BDSM undecided

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Romance / Re: Wet Pussies!!!! Watch by homealone(m): 6:13pm On Mar 06, 2018
lightblazingnow:
As if toto don't get wet. What is special about holes getting wet all the time. Your tongue is wet right now, why are you sexually derailed. Never forget, the treasure in you are good and perfect. And they come from above and not yours..... don't exibit men pleasures, it will destroy your soul and body and make you unacceptable in any realms of life.

Think about things above and beyond not what you already can see..

Romance / Re: Have You Had This Kind Of Experience Before After Sex? by homealone(m): 12:18am On Mar 02, 2018
mKc9ET:
This is a very awkward experience i had few years back' got my mind through it and decided to share it.

There is this girl i dated 2014/2015, the relationship is just one of my random relationship back then, it all happened that we where into each other especially sex.
We started banging as soon as the dating kicked off and our banging was quiet interesting, we explored many sex style as a weird banger i'm (i could remember the day i sustained injury at my knee after banging a random girl while kneeling on a rug) and she liked every bit of it.
So it was one cool afternoon that she visited as usual and i brought out drink (DON SINOM) to sip with her, it was one of my favorite drink then and i noticed that she likes it as it do got us in the mood to have a good sex (some times if we bang without taking the drink, she will be a bit shy to ride me when reach her turn to fucck me or give BJ) and last longer, you will know the work of this drink if u are a consumer especially when about to have sex.
So that day after we sip some drink and banged for while not quiet long like usual, after i cum i became freaky tired, it was terrible that i started thinking that i was poisoned if not that am the one that share the drink, mehn it got to an extent that i couldn't move an inch away from bed.
So when my two friends came through (we have dressed up) and got it that we had sex and same i was complaining of tiredness and can seen the girl looking healthy they started making fun of me' that my girl played and beat me in the match, mehn the tiredness is so serious that i couldn't get up and see her off like i used to and she was shy on how to walk out from us, as my funny weird friends are still laughing at me, i had to encourage her to leave as it was getting dark.
When she had gone and my friends is gone two i managed to got up around 10.pm and to look for something to eat as hunger was unbearable, mehn i have eating and took bath and not up to an hour started regaining my strength and tarted thinking whether i contracted any disease but was relieved when went through the net and lent that you can't contract any sexual disease and have the symptom immediately.


Do you ever had this kind of experience before

It was such an awful experience for me, especially when u were a banger and brags about it to a girl you are dating but one became a weak ass couldn't go second round not to talk third round.

Romance / Re: "I Had My First Child Without Sex, I Can't Take The Pain Of A D!CK" 29yr Virgin by homealone(m): 9:32pm On Feb 26, 2018
MissAprokoMedia:
A 29yrs old virgin, Lauren by name has found out she has been put in a family way with her first child after going against her doctor and religious family’s advice and finding a sperm donor. That she had never slept with anyone.

The mom-to-be, who is from a Manitoban community in Canada, is expecting her baby in June and she feels very happy to hear the news because she had no intention of dating, something she doesn’t want to do.


Lauren said she considers herself happy being alone and she wants to remain a virgin for the rest of her life. She even confessed that she doesn’t like kissing and can't endure the unbearable pain that comes along with sex, she revealed she couldn't put herself under the unbearable pain of taking a P.nis inside her for long, as she had been told by her friend.

Despite the good news, however, Lauren also suffers from hypopituitarism which is a rare disorder that affects a person’s hormones and is something she has struggled with since she was younger.


“I WAS BORN WITH HYPOPITUITARISM, WHICH MEANS MY PITUITARY GLAND IS NOT FORMED PROPERLY. IT DOESN’T SEND THE RIGHT HORMONAL MESSAGES TO THE OTHER GLANDS IN THE BODY, LIKE THE ADRENALINE GLAND OR THE OVARIES.”


Lauren’s disorder made her to experience puberty a lot later in life and she was constantly teased for being different from her peers.


“I GOT TEASED FOR BEING FLAT CHESTED OR HAVING BUCK TEETH. KIDS WOULD LATCH ON TO ANYTHING THAT WAS DIFFERENT. A LOT OF THAT TEASING HAS GIVEN ME SOCIAL ANXIETY TO THIS DAY. MY LIFE STARTED IMPROVING WHEN I STARTED LOOKING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.”


Although she has no plans to find someone in the future, she admitted to going on a couple of dates in the past but realized it’s not something she liked.

Although she had difficulties with her school days and dating life, Lauren said that getting pregnant was actually the hardest challenge she’s ever been through.

“THE HARDEST THING WAS PROBABLY GETTING PREGNANT. INITIALLY, MY ENDOCRINOLOGIST SAID IT WON’T HAPPEN, THAT I’LL NEED TO GET AN EGG DONOR AND SPEND TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON IVF. I FELT REALLY SHUT DOWN.”

Her doctor still referred her to a clinic and after waiting for a year, she happily found out she was expecting. Lauren comes from a deeply religious family but she insists getting pregnant in this way had nothing to do with religion.



She can't stand the pain of a Dick abi

And want to experience the pain of Child Labor abi
Continu

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Romance / Re: Sugar And Sexual Performance Myth Or Fact by homealone(m): 8:58am On Feb 24, 2018
josju:
Dear all, I want to ask if intake of sweet things really affect sexual performance in men.
Am in my 20's and due to the nature of my work (field work) I take a bottle of coke everyday coupled with lots of cupcakes and sweets. My colleagues and friends have been saying its going to affect me when am married.
Pls how true is it, and would appreciate people who might have had an experience with lots of sugar intake as it affects sexual performance.


There might be an iota of truth in the talk.
Am talking from personal experience grin
Romance / Re: German Woman Gets 4 Ribs Removed To Get Her Waist To Be Romantically The Tinest by homealone(m): 11:35pm On Feb 21, 2018
vagug:
Sophia Vegas, a German singer and actress, had four ribs removed to create the smallest waist.

She was spotted showing off one of the World’s smallest waists while out in Beverly Hills this week. Her waist is 18.5 inches.

SEE MORE PHOTOS

Romance / Re: Which Is The Best Kiss (photo) by homealone(m): 7:32pm On Feb 21, 2018
InfernoNig:
Kiss during sex. Damn that feeling

Romance / Re: China Launches Funeral Strippers And Are The First To Do SO (see Photos) by homealone(m): 7:29pm On Feb 21, 2018
xepav:
China has launched a fresh crack down on the bizarre phenomenon of funeral strippers.

The practice, described as illegal and which corrupts “social morals”, is still a huge problem in rural areas.


Burlesque shows at some funerals aim to draw more mourners and show off the family’s wealth, in a practice that has gained popularity over the years.

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Romance / Re: I Bought This Shirt For N20k - Photos by homealone(m): 8:03am On Feb 20, 2018
IamAirforce1:
Ugly stuffs are usually expensive.

I was strolling few days ago, saw this stuff and liked it so I inquired about it and was boldly written 20k , so I fetched my ATM and boom , it's mine .


We good this year .

Romance / Wedding Gift by homealone(m): 7:42pm On Feb 17, 2018
Hi guys
I went to a wedding last week, yet I can't still figure out one of the Wedding gift.
It's unusual And kinda tall. I have been thinking about it due to all these hype about Sex dolls
Could it be a Sex doll inside the wedding gift package.

So let me Ask this really Guys can you accept a Sex Doll as a wedding gift grin
And girls can you allow your husband To accept a Sex Doll as a gift.
Romance / Re: You Really Need To See This{pic} by homealone(m): 12:12am On Feb 13, 2018
myself13:
meanwhile,


Wait,
Is that the latest Dream Team
shocked
Are you telling me the truth


How I wish you can send it to me now now
Romance / Re: ''I Only Respect Guys Who Can Suck My Private Part When I Am On My Period'' by homealone(m): 3:48pm On Feb 08, 2018
lacemose:
''I Only Respect Guys Who Can Suck My Private Part When
I Am On My Period''- Lady...ewww

.see video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz0xVfAWPaY



cc; lalasticlala, mynd44

Romance / Re: “God Is Very Foolish” – Nigerian Slay Queens Says On Facebook (photos) by homealone(m): 7:45am On Feb 04, 2018
dably:


A young Nigerian lady is currently trending on Facebook for all the wrong reasons. She in her Facebook post insulted God and called him Foolish.

She wrote;

F*ck God how can you b God nd u cannot kill Satan d devil dat’s causing evil nd u went to kill ur own child That’s foolishness

[See some reactions below...

DesMart CapaLii God is really a merciful God….Our God is not God that kill he could have killed you before u said everything out…..but try Buhari dem God them go come ur house burn ur community…..Thank you Jesus am serving a living God

Standard Boss Even prostitutes wanna be noticed. God don’t have your time okay? So,just get the momental fame you want while waiting for the wrath of God open you.

Adeniran Sulaimon Nowadays it’s easier to know girls whose destinies has been used by yahoo boys , this girl u are seeing is an example of one….

Innocent Ulari Even this one dat looks like expired fufu wants to trend too?

I think the federal government should select some idiots like dis and use for money rituals to boost the economy…

Nonsense and ingredient

https://www.gistmore.com/god-foolish-nigerian-slay-queens-says-facebook



Because that What Christianity Teaches
Romance / Re: Are Lotions/oils Safe Around The Vagina? by homealone(m): 10:44pm On Feb 02, 2018
sonofanarchy:
Engine oil is the best

Romance / Re: Are Lotions/oils Safe Around The Vagina? by homealone(m): 10:43pm On Feb 02, 2018
donstan18:
Red oil is the best

Romance / Re: Man Kisses And Proposes To A Mannequin, His "Sex Doll" (Photos) by homealone(m): 10:40pm On Feb 02, 2018
Angelanest:
In a bid to join the trending sex doll issue, a Nigerian guy was all smiles as he posed with a female mannequin whom he "proposed" to. According to the young man, he proposed to his "sex doll" and she gave him no reply. The pictures were shared online with comparison between Nigerian ladies and "free-minded" sex dolls who give guys less problems.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/nigerian-guy-free-minded-sex-doll-photos.html

Romance / Re: Can You Go This Far To Get Married by homealone(m): 1:09pm On Jan 21, 2018
grafixdon:
Ladies, can you go this far to get married and men, can you married a woman under this circumstances
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Romance / Re: Ladies Meet The Man That Created The Trending Sex Dolls by homealone(m): 8:04am On Jan 21, 2018
jokolo282:
This is SERGI SANTOS the man that created the sexy trending sex dolls.
Ladies what do you have for him?

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Romance / Re: What Happened When A Ghanain Released His Monster Dick On His Sexdoll. by homealone(m): 10:14pm On Jan 19, 2018

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Got This Who Else Did Is It Real Cos No Company Name Just Address by homealone(m): 3:33pm On Jan 19, 2018
EugeneLeeJnr:
Dear Applicant,

With reference to your application for the post of Logistics Officer.

You are hereby invited for an Interview/Computer Base Test on Monday, 22nd Jan 2018 at No. 4 Chief Mathew Street, Behind Royal House of Grace Church, Mile 4, By Civic Centre Junction, Port Harcourt. (On Chief Mathew's Street, Black painted gate facing one deeper life Church). Time: 10am.

Come along with your CV, Passport Photo and Photocopies of credentials.


Confirm your availability.


regards

Mr. Favour .O
Mariless Resources

But Shey Na company dem dey describe like say Na shop sooo
Shuoooo
Just be careful
Romance / Re: Free Ride Share Lagos To Abuja by homealone(m): 3:07pm On Jan 19, 2018
emoch:
I will be driving alone from Lagos to Abuja on Sunday 21st January, and back on Wednesday or Thursday same week. Looking to help anyone going down that route. Interested? Whatsapp me. Contact at signature. Maximum of 2 persons
shocked
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend During Helicopter Ride. Photos by homealone(m): 3:06pm On Jan 19, 2018
smardray:
If she had said NO.. The guy woulda told her to go away from there on air....so even me i'll propose in the middle of the ocean

Romance / Re: Lol.. Men Won't Kill by homealone(m): 10:06pm On Jan 18, 2018
Preciousgirl:
I just decided to kid this afternoon at the office
I sat on the laps of my boss
and within seconds I felt movements at my buttt

Could not believe it

Does that mean my boss has feelings for me?

Romance / Re: Abeg Who Get Second Hand Sex Doll For Sale by homealone(m): 10:03pm On Jan 18, 2018
MasterKim:
I need second hand sex doll wey no too cost abeg.
Like 10-20k

Romance / Re: Women Are In For A Big Trouble (photo) by homealone(m): 9:53pm On Jan 17, 2018
greiboy:
^^^^
@poster above

We are not the one doing the comparison this morning

One South African lady compared her stature to that of a doll

Another Nigeria lady wrote a long essay on why she is better than doll

in other words those ladies see themselves in the same bracket with a doll (a lifeless, brainless object)


The train has left the station, it is a movement not just a trend cheesy


Meanwhile, save a young girl from the life time of oloshoism grin

Buy a sex doll today


#withSexDollWeStand


But There's Nothing spectacular about the doll.
It just lifeless And Cold.

This world sha
Romance / Re: HELP! Prostitute Stole My Money!? by homealone(m): 8:48am On Jan 17, 2018
Solomon19:
This predicament just happened last night.when i woke up from my bed this morning, my moneys was all gone and so the hell are my credit card. i got a prostitute yesterday and after the fun we talked very well she is even from my state.she gave me some water,after i drank it,and i felt weak and i pass out.i wake up today and damn prostitute is no where to be found.
help! how can i find her? i want my money and my credit card ! am talking about close to #93,000.this is money am suppose to deposit in my bank account please help...

Report to police now.

Just make sure you inform your people before you go, Because...

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