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ProphetUdeme:
wow. this is where you will specifically tag me cos i must confess that english is my favourite. But as for maths na na na Gbanu

ProphetUdeme:
brother goodmorning. Just observed that the number of candidates applying for medicine are increasing here. God will help us all. Amen

Ameen.. The ministry is moving

Demmzy15:
In Islam, Muslims don't condone any act of blasphemy against God and his Prophet(Muhammad, Jesus, Moses, Noah, David, Solomon, etc). But when this things are done, the public have no right to act except the government. We've heard of many cases in which mobs killed people they claimed threw the Qur'an, etc. This is not right and this things are not Islamic, I perfectly understand you.
Hahahahaha bro, the bad ones aren't majority. Even during those crisis, many of the people committing different crimes are some brown teeth youths who know nothing. It's just a few bro!
And there are more like the President, they're too much sef.

Dygeasy:
First off, do you guys talk very well whenever you go to your aunty's shop? If not, just stop going there frequently already. Also it's apparent you're never gonna get the chance to have an alone time with her cos of her schedule so all you're left with is her phone number. Call her as often as possible and at calculated times (times she'll be in bed preparing to sleep). It will do you a whole lot of good if you are funny and witty and can be brilliant vocally. Girls dig this part of a guy.

Then when you feel she's into you maybe she starts calling you on days you don't call her, you go for the kill. Over the phone of course if you can't wait. And be ready for an over-the-phone relationship.

Goodluck!

Demmzy15:
My bros I no sabi this one o, I'm a very shy person and I've never scoped a girl before(never had a GF). Some might call me a liar, but that's the truth. But from the little I know, I think you should take your shot. It's obvious, you said she's an apprentice I your sister's shop so you're lucky.

Even if she snubs you, it'll be codedly. No fear like me, just make a move!

lol, so as intelligent as you are, you've never had a GF? Are you that ugly? Look here bros, I'm also a shy person, but with my swag, girls trip for me like mad. I remember one of my elder sisters's friend used to invite me to her house to come and sleep with her. Meanwhile I never for once toast her o, but she's been falling for without letting my sister know. She would even buy the CD and I wud do the fvcking u grab? lol. That was den sha, am now a born again.

Thank for your advice bro muhammadu demzy, I'll try and work on it.

hertz9te:
till it starts needing rubber band.... to hold it together

OZAOEKPE:
"I love you Genea" Quote me anywhere.

The Senate of the University of Ibadan has named Professor Abel Idowu Olayinka as the institution’s new Vice Chancellor.

The professor of geology, who would resume after the expiration of the tenure of Prof. Isaac Adewole on December 1, this year is the first from the ‎faculty of science.

Announcing the new VC who is the 12th so far in the history of the premier university, the chairman of the council and pro-chancellor, Dr. Umar Musa Mustapha said Professor Olayinka was chosen ‎out of the 13 professors who applied for the post.

“13 persons put forward a formal application and we screened them after which six names were shortlisted. The selection committee later conducted a free ‎and credible election and again, it was reduced to three out of which professor Abel Olayinka emerged the 12th vice chancellor of our institution.” Mustapha explained.

popweezy:
u know what? Just try to make eye contact with her. Then u smile. If she smiles back, then she undestands u. Now, u're gud to go. At first, Don't woo her on fone. Yeah, cuz she might not take it seriouz. U just hav to find time to woo her in person. U gat no excuse for dat as long as u see her everyday.ALSO, DON'T BE TOO MUSHY. do sharp sharp ho cuz if some guyz see opportunity just to meet her and give d start-up lines..omo, she could fall 4 dem ho..

DFemaleBoss:
And Awolowo aka Awocoward, the Yorrubbe.r animal of cursed memory drank rat poison and his rotten body was thrown into evil Soka forest where the vultures fed on his carcass.

popweezy:
Bro, make i advise you? OK. First of all, I'd advise you to study the girl more if u don't like rejection cuz I think u're still lusting on her but not loving. Do like a man and make d strategies cool. According to you, the girl is so pretty. Just know dat u're in a competition..ehn..competition. Many guyz are out there who could do anything to have her..but I'd say u're lucky bcuz u happen to see her everyday. Dat is, ur chance to meet ur wish is high only if u're a sharp guy. Also, don't try to woo her on fone, many guys would av tried dat..TRY NEW METHOD...

hertz9te:
free sex lession;
any girl that shows interest in u.... .would very Much love you to fvck her,,,,,,don't expect her to just tell you,she's expecting you to figure how to work it out.......

sex is a big part of any relationship ,,,,humans desire companionship from people they see intresting things in,,,,,,
attraction is more than just having a companion,it's a mating call

hertz9te:
ok bro here's solid advice,,,,,,on a Norma day I'll ignore this thread but on yours I would advice.

Her phone number only is a green light........
you've suspected the looks,
you've made your move
your move have yielded a fruit

that's all;ask her out

I swear if you go about asking her out like I would,,,,,,,,,,you"ll fvck her in a week,,,,,,,or 2 days in some cases it just depends on your determination....

all girls are cheap,,,,,just bring out the cheapness in them

Hmmmmmmm... Thank you very bro. I'm scared of that 'fvck' part though Would love to see her as my wife, but my ex-gal left me because I was having the same thought i.e. sex at that stage doesn't make sense. She actually left me because I didn't fvck her. Maybe this one will do too

xpac01:
Just do your home work properly bro. The very next thing is ask her out. Tell her she sounds very interesting, and you'll like her to accomany to a spot you usually relax for a chat. Or if there's any birthday party invite her as a company, but remember don't introduce her as your girl yet to anyone until you're sure she's much into you. While out, get a spot and tell her some sweet nothing they like hearing. Then man up and tell her you'll like her to be your gurl.
Just work on knowing her schedule to avoid her giving you those am busy chirps...

falconey:
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You be thief. Person wey I don dey see for dream na him you wan com collect just like that? Even if you carry #10milla com I no go give u

Girlfriend-starved birdee

dulux07:
U can toast a girl with letter sef, its not inappropiate. If u feel otherwise, then schedule a meetin wit her.

xpac01:
My brother go ahead... You have my blessing.. But why not just monitor days she do have chance and ask her out or may be after work. But remember no text here except if you're ready to wriggle some shiit with your Sis.

Demmzy15:
Hehehe! Bros looks like Hausa/Fulani are vexing you? What happened now? Remember that not all are bad o!

Demmzy15:
The guy is just speaking his mind, that's his opinion and it carries no weight. If a referendum is pushed, the, the Yorubas would vote. Bros please you can refrain from abusing the name "Muhammad", my name is "Muhammad" too!

Okay. I feel like slapping that COW though. I'll rather go with my mother's Osun than have anything to do with hawusa-fool-ani cows.

Sorry Mr. Muhammadu

Demmzy15:
I don't know him, but if he incites violence and calls for killing of Muslims and Non-Muslims unjustly, I'll prefer you call him dog of hell fire! Who is he by the way?

Geofavor:
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