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Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by HomoSapiien(op): 12:48pm On Sep 03, 2015
ProphetUdeme:
jamb is on facebook and they need admins that will supply information on facebook as regards 2016/2017 admission. Interested? https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1004373489607960&id=815047188540592&refid=17
Okay thanks. I've you signified your intention?
Family › Re: Photo: Would You Let Your Pregnant Wife Go Clubbing Dressed Like This? by HomoSapiien: 12:27pm On Sep 03, 2015
Olufemiolaolu:
Banging preggy woman? Ur head needs a deliverance walahi. Its a curse ok.
You this chucklehead dimwitted simpleton, are you telling me that I can't bang my pregnant wifehuh I'm hearing this (that its a curse) for the first time though shocked - from a daft slowpoke I think.
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by HomoSapiien(op): 12:21pm On Sep 03, 2015
ProphetUdeme:
will be applying for University of Abuja Law Degree
Woow! Great course cool

Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by HomoSapiien(op): 12:13pm On Sep 03, 2015
ProphetUdeme:
i have been following UTME updates. By God's special grace i will be writing it next year. I will buy the form next month
Very good cool I'm buying mine next week.

Welcome on board sir. smiley
Family › Re: Photo: Would You Let Your Pregnant Wife Go Clubbing Dressed Like This? by HomoSapiien: 12:09pm On Sep 03, 2015
The picture is quite tempting. I can bang her if I get hold of her as$ angry
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by HomoSapiien(op): 11:53am On Sep 03, 2015
GOVERNMENT Syllabus continued:...
PART II POLITICAL DEVELOPMENT IN NIGERIA
1. Pre – colonial Polities: 2. Imperialist Penetration: 3. Process of Decolonization 4. Post – Independence Constitutions 5. Institutions of Government in the Post 6. Public Commissions Established by the 1979 and Subsequent Constitutions: 7. Political Parties in the Post- Independence Period: 8. The Structure and Workings of Nigerian Federalism: 9. Public Corporations and Parastatals 10. Local Government: 11. The millitary in Nigerian politics

PART III: NIGERIA AND THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY. 1. Foreign Policy: 2. Relations with African Countries: 3. Nigeria in International Organizations
PART IV: INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATIONS: 1. International Organizations: a. ECOWAS; b. OAU, AU; c. Commonwealth; d. UNO; e. OPEC;
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 3 For Selling Fake Police Recruitment Form by HomoSapiien: 6:57pm On Sep 02, 2015
cheesy
Politics › Re: PHCN Official Electrocuted On A Pole At Police College In Lagos (Photos) by HomoSapiien: 6:40pm On Sep 02, 2015
cry cry
Christianity Etc › Re: Allah Word Written In Arabic Appears On Egg Shell by HomoSapiien: 6:35pm On Sep 02, 2015
Remilekun101:
Wow..... so Allah entered a fowl yansh just to prove himself undecided
LOOOOL
Christianity Etc › Re: The Cowardice Of Atheism by HomoSapiien: 6:27pm On Sep 02, 2015
Cowardice of atheism indeed.
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by HomoSapiien(op): 4:17pm On Sep 02, 2015
Government Syllabus from JAMB
1. Basic concepts in government 2. Forms of Government 3. Arms of Government: 4. Structures of Governance: 5. Systems of Governance: 7. Constitution 6. Political Ideologies: 8. Principles of Democratic Government: 9. Processes of Legislation: 10. Citizenship: 11. The Electoral Process: 12. Party systems. 13. Pressure Groups: 14. Public Opinion: 15. The Civil Service:
Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Arrested In Bauchi While Trying To Blow Up Motor Park by HomoSapiien: 4:08pm On Sep 02, 2015
Hausa people bombing Nigeria since the time of that idiotic slowpoke called don fodio sad
Politics › Re: Syrian Refugees Riot In Germany Over Koran by HomoSapiien: 3:59pm On Sep 02, 2015
Annunaki:
Stop comparing Christianity to islam, whilst islam is a cancerous disease Christianity remains the cure.
Both of them remain a cancer, I see no difference between the two. undecided

Religion is a scam.
Politics › Re: Syrian Refugees Riot In Germany Over Koran by HomoSapiien: 3:40pm On Sep 02, 2015
drss:
In the voice of Smith the agent, other religions develop a natural equilibrium within the environment but islam does not. Rather it moves to an area and multiply until all the natural peace and tranquility is consumed. Then it moves to another area. There's an organism that shares the same pattern; A Virus. Islam is a desease, a cancer on the planet and Christ is the cure. grin
Give it up to the movie Matrix. My best movie ever. cheesy
Until religion (xtian and muslim) is totally eradicated, this cancer will remain forever.
Politics › Re: Syrian Refugees Riot In Germany Over Koran by HomoSapiien: 3:29pm On Sep 02, 2015
All these muslim clowns ehnn angry Disgracing themselves everywhere they go.
Politics › Re: What If The Igbo's & Yoruba's Team Up by HomoSapiien: 2:37pm On Sep 02, 2015
laplace12:
We the people of Northern Nigeria Will not let this happen.


We Will keep dividing and ruling You guys angry
You are a moronic imb.ecile stupid foolish bastard nitwit dimwit retardéd scalawag dumb nincompoop illiterate ignoramus bigotted flat head Neanderthal goat pig fish brain asshole mother*ucking oloriburuku omo ale son of an illiterate deluded fool angry
Romance › Re: Read How To Make A Lady Fall In Love With You After Phone Conversation by HomoSapiien: 1:12pm On Sep 02, 2015
kossyablaze:
Ishilove lalasticlala abeg fp
FP kwa? If I slap u ehn undecided
Romance › Re: Read How To Make A Lady Fall In Love With You After Phone Conversation by HomoSapiien: 1:10pm On Sep 02, 2015
shaiba:
Sounds childish.
Doesn't work for me cheesy
Not only childish but at the same time stupíd. angry
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by HomoSapiien(op): 9:10am On Sep 02, 2015
ENGLISH CONTINUED...


SECTION A: Comprehension/Summary


(a) 3 comprehension passages (15 questions in all, 3 marks each) = 45 marks

(b) I cloze passage (10 questions in all, 2 marks each) = 20 marks

SECTION B: Lexis, Structure and Oral Forms

(a) Sentence interpretation (10 questions in all, 2 marks each) = 20 marks

(b) Antonyms (opposite in meaning -15 questions in all, 1 mark each) = 15 marks

(c) Synonyms (same in meaning - 15 questions in all, 1 mark each) = 15 marks

(d) Sentence completion (filling in the gaps - 20 questions in all, 1 mark each) = 20 marks

(e) Oral forms (15 questions in all, 1 mark each) = 15 marks Total: 100 questions = 150 marks
Crime › Re: Landlord Set Tenant’s Three-year-old Son Ablaze by HomoSapiien: 1:09pm On Sep 01, 2015
Atmmachine:
OK
Joseph Olaleye.
That's how the Yellow Bars do.
You are a moronic slowpoke stupid foolish bastard nitwit dimwit retarded scalawag dumb nincompoop illiterate ignoramus bigotted flat head Neanderthal goat pig fish brain asshole mother*ucking oloriburuku omo ale son of an illiterate deluded fool angry
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by HomoSapiien(op): 12:46pm On Sep 01, 2015
lordmizzy:
what about physics syllabus?
still coming to it as well wink
Politics › Re: Which Nigerian State Would You "DELETE" ?? by HomoSapiien: 10:39am On Sep 01, 2015
DaBullIT:
EEEEyaa

Another question
If you had keycode to a Nuclear war head, where would you target ?
All hausa speaking states.
Politics › Re: Which Nigerian State Would You "DELETE" ?? by HomoSapiien: 10:37am On Sep 01, 2015
All hausa fulani speaking states and some Igbo speaking states.
Education › Re: Unilorin by HomoSapiien: 10:05am On Sep 01, 2015
10% cool
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by HomoSapiien(op): 9:59am On Sep 01, 2015
English syllabus continued:

2. Lexis, Structural and Oral Forms
2.1 Lexis and Structure
(a) synonyms
(b) antonyms
(c) homonyms
(d) clause and sentence patterns
(e) word classes and their functions
(f) mood, tense, aspect, number, agreement/concord, degree (positive, comparative and superlative) and question tags
(g) punctuation and spelling
(h) ordinary usage (words in their denotative or dictionary sense), figurative usage (expressions used in ways other than literal) and idiomatic usage (expressions whose meanings cannot be determined through a mere combination of individual words) are to be tested.

NOTE :
Idioms to be tested will be those expressed in standard British English (i.e those with universal acceptability)

2.2 Oral Forms
(a) Vowels (monophthongs and diphthongs
(b) Consonants (including clusters)
(c) Rhymes (homophones)
(d) Stress (word, sentence and emphatic)
(e) Intonation
NOTE:
Sentence stress should not be mistaken for emphatic or
contrastive stress. It involves the placement of normal stress on content words (nouns, main verbs, adjectives and
adverbs) in an utterance. Here, no emphasis or contrast
is intended. For example, the words 'see' and 'soon' would normally be stressed in the sentence, I'll see you soon'.
Politics › Re: See Horrific Photos As ISIS Sets Four Men On Fire In Iraq by HomoSapiien: 6:52am On Sep 01, 2015
bonechamberlain:
na wa oh,why do terrorist find it very comfortable to use Islam as an avenue for terrorism. there must be something wrong somewhere.
In some instances, according to some islamic text, you have the right to kill non-muslim.

Until religion is abolished, there is no going forward.
Politics › Re: See Horrific Photos As ISIS Sets Four Men On Fire In Iraq by HomoSapiien: 6:48am On Sep 01, 2015
And if those people killed were not christian in their entire life; Jesus will throw them into another hell for not believing in him.

Say no religious dogmatism. Even those who brought it are turning atheist everyday.

[s] christianity, islam and every other religion [/s] should be abolish in Africa.
Education › Correcting Misspelt Names In Jamb, Waec, Neco & Other Certificates by HomoSapiien(op): 6:37pm On Aug 31, 2015
Mistakes are inevitable and as such , in one time or
the other we have encountered the problems of
misspelt names in our certificates , such as your
Jamb , Waec , Gce , Neco, and your tertiary education
certificates . Few days ago, i received a call from a
very disturbed student . He was asking me of possible
ways i could provide him with a solution to an error in
his Jamb result . His name was misspelt and this is
possible of denying him admission into any of the
Universities.

After all said and done , he demanded for help, if i
could proffer any advise as to how he was going to
correct the spelling on Jamb and to make it reflect
on his certificate . Within me i was like ” Ain ’ t sure if
this is going to be that possible even if it will . ”

Though we could not change the name , the simple
solution we took handled the whole saga perfectly .
Have you found yourself in such a mess? then let me
reveal how i was able to solve this problem.
How To Correct Misspelt Names On Any Certificate
Now you might have heard of the word “affidavit”
right ? Yes you should. That is the only way to go. I
advised him to go to any of the court closest to him
for details of the procedure
So if you found yourself in such situation, go to any
court of law nearby (Perhaps a magistrate court and
swear an affidavit) . Explain your problems to them.
Tell them you seek for an affidavit.

Afterward you will take the affidavit material to your
screening centre, where new and admitted students
are screened / registered before commencement of
lectures or any place that your certificate is
demanded. It won’ t change the mistake in the JAMB
or any other certificate ; But it will notify any authority
that needs it stating to the authority ( school
registrar ) that the mistake in JAMB( Or any other
certificate ) name was a mistake and trust
me, affidavits are accepted . They won’ t change the
mistake , but it will be proof that the name was a
mistake and the correct one is the one you have .

http://loadedvilla.com/blog/2014/09/20/correcting-misspelt-names-jambwaecneco-certificates/

cc: lalasticlala seun obinoscopy
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Gov. Ambode Commissions 20 Mobile Care Units And 26 Transport Ambulances by HomoSapiien: 6:07pm On Aug 31, 2015
INTROVERT:
Amobode, hope those vehicles were bought at appropriate prices because what you did to fashola will be done to you too.
Jobless mofo. undecided
Politics › Re: Saraki, Dogara At The UN Conference Of Parliamentary Heads In USA Today (Photos) by HomoSapiien: 5:56pm On Aug 31, 2015
cool

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