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PoliticsRe: Ewi of Ado-Ekiti Advocates Flogging, Arrest Of Indecently Dressed Youths by honeeyplum(f): 10:37am On Nov 14, 2013
I think Flogging is too extreme for indecent dressing but then am consoled coz the beaters won't have much to do. All through my school days in ado,I can say the ladies are fairly modest in their dressing.
The woman should take a trip round some offices in VI,she ll die of heart attack I swear.
EducationRe: Festus Iyayi Is Dead (Ex-ASUU President) by honeeyplum(f): 9:01am On Nov 13, 2013
When I read through some comments from NLders,am convinced the problems with Nigeria is a DNA related issue,How can a sane person blame ASUU for this tragedy?
FG that refuse to honour agreement is not to blame right?
The Governor who has been in the news for attempted murder by reckless driving is also not to blame?
He may not be behind the wheels but it is his convoy so he sud be held responsible.
It is so unfortunate that at the end of the day nothing will be done to bring the murderer to justice,a 'befitting burial' will be held with the dignitaries in attendance who will shed crocodile tears and the case will be closed.
EducationRe: Festus Iyayi Is Dead (Ex-ASUU President) by honeeyplum(f): 10:25pm On Nov 12, 2013
What is it with this Kogi governor and reckless driving? Now he has thrown a family into mourning all because of FG unfulfilled promises to ASUU..it is really a chain of useless and unproductive leaders.
RIP Iyayi
LiteratureRe: Fanta, Amnesia And Other Issues by honeeyplum(f): 6:14pm On Nov 11, 2013
Am so impressed.........ur descriptions are so accurate,u must b a poet.nice work.
FoodRe: Ankara Cake??????? Wow!!!!!!! by honeeyplum(f): 7:45am On Nov 06, 2013
chosenpraise: @Honeyplum! Thanks. I will send uu a mail now
Waiting
FoodRe: Ankara Cake??????? Wow!!!!!!! by honeeyplum(f): 6:50pm On Nov 05, 2013
Hi, I love ur cakes,I would like to learn from u so plz email me ur charges asap.based in ib too.
Adeniyitosinbusayo@yahoo.com.
Waiting to read from u
NYSCRe: 2013 Batch C Corpers Posted To ANAMBRA by honeeyplum(f): 9:20am On Nov 04, 2013
Please anybody going to camp today? My sis is comtemplating going today to avoid the rush and stress of travelling 2mao.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele And The Bastardisation Of The English Language – Daniel Odih by honeeyplum(f): 10:20pm On Nov 01, 2013
NL GOLDEN RULE states that 'Before you diss ANYBODY on NL,make sure your victim's popularity percentage is low or else you will be attacked till you ask 'What ve I done Oh Lord?'

Mr Danny picked the wrong victim and his accusations are so baseless.
PhonesRe: Annoying Messages Sent By Telecom Service Providers by honeeyplum(f): 3:53pm On Oct 31, 2013
I use MTN n Airtel on the same phone so I receive an average of 13 extremely silly sms per day. I don't no precisely who I offended at that airtel office that sends msg by 2am............God save them the day my patience strech pass elastic limit, won a gba Jesu l'oga l'ojoyen
Nairaland GeneralRe: Zodiac Traits do they really reflect in your character by honeeyplum(f): 8:43pm On Oct 12, 2013
So true.......106% true

Fynestboi: Cancer

june 22-july 22


[color=deeppink]Emotional and loving
Intuitive and imaginative
Shrewd and cautious
Protective and sympathetic
Changeable and moody
Overemotional and touchy
Clinging and unable to let go [/color]


true/false
EducationRe: FG Stops Salaries Of Striking Lecturers (ASUU) by honeeyplum(f): 1:00pm On Oct 11, 2013
When 2 elephants fight,the grasses suffer most..this is not the time to cast blames but rather appease to God or gods in the language they understand that this issue be resolved soon.....Coz its still the students' time being wasted........After paying 200k for a MPH degree,I don't understand why pgschool should join the strike...Wetin push me go do masters sef?
Christianity EtcRe: Is It A Sin For Guy To Wear Fitted Shirts And Skinny Trousers? by honeeyplum(f): 10:04pm On Oct 08, 2013
The way some guys wear the so-called 'skinny/carrot jeans' is an eyesore.
I pity their tiny balls....the things no dey breathe at all......wearing the jeans may not be a sin but the maltreatment of those organs sure is.
LiteratureRe: STORY: Babe In Total Control by honeeyplum(f): 6:58am On Oct 07, 2013
Following
PoliticsRe: Olusegun Agagu Slumps And Dies At 65 by honeeyplum(f): 6:33am On Sep 14, 2013
olowodaran: young man it is not by force to comment if you don't know anything, there were massive transformation during agagu administration ranging from bore holes to road construction, he is beta dan late adefarati who ruled before him and mimiko who ruled after him and still ruling, his wife funke agagu also help by donating to orphanages, money, rice, g.Oil etc. Agagu is good. Am from ondo state and the man did well. R.I.P agagu
I would like to believe u r not domicile in Akure because the use of the words 'massive transformation' to qualify Agagu's tenure is so wrong.
RIP to the dead anyway
FoodRe: Pictures Of A Yam That Resembles A Folded Fist by honeeyplum(f): 8:45pm On Sep 12, 2013
Op.....are u 100% certain that this is a tuber of yam? Goose bumps on my body
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actress Monalisa Chinda Weds Actor Joseph Benjamin by honeeyplum(f): 9:02pm On Sep 11, 2013
The picture is from the home movie titled 'TORN'.......quite interesting too
FamilyRe: Few Ways To Show Love To Your Husband.... by honeeyplum(f): 6:53pm On Sep 05, 2013
In addition 2 d pointz listed above....

1) Wives if there's something bothering u on d inside.....do not cum nagging about it while we 're watching futball......I repeat.....WHILE WE 'RE WATCHING FUTBALL....!


2) Don't go suspecting us unnecessarily.....we hustle hard 2 keep d fam goin' n dat means getting home late @ tymez.......!


3) We would appreciate u guys handling minor stuff like refilling d gas cylinder when it gets empty.......not calling us 2 leave our office @ 10am cos of empty gas cylinder.......!

You talk like someone I know...men's football addiction demands spiritual attention this days
Science/TechnologyRe: 5-Yr-Old He Yide Is The Youngest Pilot In The World by honeeyplum(f): 12:56pm On Sep 03, 2013
Seriously....flying lessons at 5..the boy must b a genius
Nairaland GeneralRe: Famous Lies We Tell by honeeyplum(f): 10:18pm On Aug 30, 2013
'Brb' to those who won't stop disturbin me wit pings

'I was just abt to call u'

Anything I say dat start with 'seriously' is also most likely to b a lie
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Messi Accused Of ‘Bullying And Insulting’ Team-mates To Point Of Tears by honeeyplum(f): 10:05pm On Aug 30, 2013
Not a football fan but am amazed dat short Messi too can bully some1 #dre is notin impossible for God to do#...the victims should arrange some accidental knocks for the guy jare and reset his brain.
World's best indeed
FashionRe: Ever Wore Your Slippers Wrongly As A Kid? by honeeyplum(f): 3:47pm On Aug 29, 2013
Good old days....and to think I would grumble wen am corrected makes me smile now
RomanceRe: If You Want To Marry My Daughter, Fill This Form by honeeyplum(f): 7:02pm On Aug 26, 2013
grin cnt stop laffin....but seriously no guy ll pass dat SAT/GRE
PoliticsRe: My Dad Wept When Buhari Made Him His Running Mate - Tunde Bakare’s Daughter by honeeyplum(f): 3:34pm On Aug 26, 2013
What did he do after they lost?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Advantages & Disadvantages Of Living Alone by honeeyplum(f): 3:21pm On Aug 26, 2013
I live alone n am not liking it but the thought of getting a flatmate I don't get along with is scarier.
LiteratureRe: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by honeeyplum(f): 2:36pm On Aug 25, 2013
Promising........subscribed
LiteratureRe: Evergreen Memories by honeeyplum(f): 2:24pm On Aug 25, 2013
embarassed so touching....wow,am in tears, so sorry for ur loss.
U write so well too
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank And It's Outrageous Recruitment Requirement by honeeyplum(f): 10:17am On Aug 25, 2013
So let's say the person was able to meet the absurd target....ll s/he b promoted to branch manager immediately or regional manager sef abi na still 'contract' s/he go sign....Nigeria na wa
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by honeeyplum(f): 10:52am On Aug 18, 2013
Bookmarked!
LiteratureRe: A Cute Love Story by honeeyplum(f): 10:45am On Aug 18, 2013
Short,precise, touching story...love it
FashionRe: Nigerian Tailors And Their Wahala! by honeeyplum(f): 1:19pm On Aug 14, 2013
My tailor is mega annoying.....I ll call her before going to her shop n she ll ask me to come only for me to get to her shop to meet her just cutting the cloth.....Oooooooh...dat murderous moment when it takes the fear of going to jail to stop me from wringing her neck...don't no y she cnt just save me my tfare...changed her last week and still searching...sad coz am an ankara addict
LiteratureRe: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by honeeyplum(f): 1:02pm On Aug 14, 2013
Am a lady n me likey......keep flowing guys
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: FCSC VACANCIES 2013 Update From Ibadan by honeeyplum(op): 7:54am On Aug 13, 2013
faithuak: Na lie o! U self u no go go check online urself?b4 u match line. Ther are oda courses o,lik Geography,Botany,physical and applied _,Geology,Tech,etc.Go read,it depends on ur post
Wat is a lie? Dat is y e.t.c was included...means it includes other courses not mentioned.

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