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[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=496130.msg6575265#msg6575265 date=1281831196]Nah, thought you were EzeUche, cowering in my presence. bruahahha


ah ahn, and a lap dance too? You're too much o[/quote]Eze must have been sent to bed by now, you know kids are not expected to stay late on the PC at night

Yea, i love lap dance, you know the feelings now especially with ileke all shaking through
Ah, it's sunday already, Father lord, forgive my sins, have mercy on me, i repent in dust and in ashes.

I quit being naughty tonight until further notice  

Nayah:
I deserve it whoau this my day oh lol but I don't know what you mean hein lol, actually I speak english for more than 15 years now, yes in my country everything is in english too, the constitution news and so on are in both language French and English, Yes she's Miss so she's got something more than the others, anyway as I told you I'm not going to kill her because I won't be able to present myself even as Miss Yaoundé lol so you can see  

Well 15yrs? uhmm, you should be a pro in English by now sha, you are right, she's ms Nigeria, what can i do? let her go there and clap for the rest, then swim in the beach and eat oyinbo foods, after that, make she come back house abi wetin remain?

Don't worry, you do not have to be ms this or ms that, being a ms one man is more glorious than being a ms everybody (those that picked her ).

Joseph6:
dju think i care whether u're gay or str8?. . . . .i'm goin my way jejely wen u start yanning crap in d oda forum claimin droppings. go bleep urself. and even i i say i bleep dudes. . . . .honestly hu wld bliv? sounds so flimsy buh your own u keep declarin u're on my team meanwhile u play 4 the oda team.

What did you just write? can you interpret please?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=496130.msg6575196#msg6575196 date=1281830263]Yes, you better be joking. I was about to get my serious tone on you, yes yes, I see you shivering in fear [/quote]Hehehehe, in your mind, you think i am Eze goes to school abi?
i like serious girls, because when they do, that's when i get my groove on

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=496130.msg6575196#msg6575196 date=1281830263]Yes, they shake better. Wanna see moi salsa dancing? [/quote]Yea mama, and i wouldn't mind a lap dance too, shaking all that azz on my lap

Joseph6:
dats wat i tld him in anoda thread. . . . .dis dude doth protest too much. pre-outing rigidity. honeric pls come out of the closet. . . . . . your name sounds gay as well and worse part no one cares!

I don't have words for you bruv cos you ain't worth my time, Like i said before, i still like my women no matter how many times they get dished by me, and if you think I'm one gay fish you would like to catch, I'd be sorry to disappoint you. one more thing, i am a gay-slayer so don't try coming near my avenue for your own safety.

Now back to topic okay?

Nayah:
honerico thanks for the compliment really appreciate! lol tu te débrouilles bien en français, but you know I'm not Nigerian so pidjin for me it's like chinese, even though some cameroonian talk this as well, anyway some of your brothers told me the same thing and I'm flattered but back to the topic beauty is relative, this girl is Miss Nigeria so at least one of the best girl (as a whole) in your country for jugdes,

You are welcome, you sure derserve it if you know what i mean, and yes i already knew you ain't Nigerian but then you should know how to speak English or a little bit of Pidgin since some part of Cameroon speak that too. All the same you are trying sha, keep it up mádámé

Nah, she's not one of the best in Nigeria oo, she's one of the least from Nigeria

eyoniggar:
Na true oo. That dude scored first, n they landed us 3 in return.
Cud this be a repetition of last season? Cos Ibra himself cost us that title.

Anyway we'll finish them off at CAMP NOU.


PS: No Xavi, No iniesta, infact all of our World cup heroes did not feature in today's game.

I knew it, thank God we have second leg coming up, just 2 : 0 is enough and we are good to go.

BTW, Gators do you wear ileke idi? i heard it makes it shake better, is that true?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=496130.msg6575154#msg6575154 date=1281829849]You're taking my post a lil bit too serious. I was joking, chill [/quote]You should have known i was joking too, hence the use of smileys

you can't even read between the lines

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=496130.msg6575126#msg6575126 date=1281829323]C'mon gerrout of here with your Naija-Sexy-African-Queen hating azz [/quote]BTW, using cute is not limited to just girls abi is that what your teacher taught you in school? i didn't say beautiful, i only said cute.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=496291.msg6575103#msg6575103 date=1281828945]Babalawo and sango cant hear you. They're busy checking her out too.[/quote]see your mouth, the babalawos are busy checking you out and not her. too bad she's been picked, i will look for my own

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=496130.msg6575126#msg6575126 date=1281829323]Typical gay naija man. "My face is CUTE", can you imagine Me too, I am HANDSOME.

C'mon gerrout of here with your Naija-Sexy-African-Queen hating azz [/quote]Stop provoking me, just let me be, if you think i am an azz banger, then so be it, but as for me, myself and i, i still love my women.

Nayah:
honerico I'm "sha" fin de dame? qu"est ce cela veut dire s'il te plait?

Sha est comme un argot en yoruba langue parlée au Nigéria. Bien je veux toujours dire que vous êtes une jolie dame et je voudrais voir plus de vous si vous don' ; hehehehe d'esprit de t

I am tired of trying to type in french joor

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=496130.msg6575040#msg6575040 date=1281827911]Ok, the chic aint naija LOL!

@honerico
Your face like the soles of my shoe


For someone that thinks NIgerian men are  "natural", your opinion of Nigerian Girls has just been flushed. [/quote]Flushed by who? you? C'mon get out of here hehehehe

By the way, my face is too cute, you ain't gonna want to have it compared to your sole, rather you would ask for a portrait near your bedside

eyoniggar:
Eric did u watch the match?

But na ibra score our only goal nah!!

Bro i didnt watch it, but since Ibra scored first, he brought us bad luck hehehehe, so no second leg? did any of our Spanish midfielders start?

ewoo

we chop 3 goals to 1

Ibra, you don come with your badluck again

Nayah:
loooool yes honorico let's send yourfine girls over there  !! I don't know Nigeria so I can not talk about streets or University even though I have a little idea but I get your point now, at least you are not too rude lol,

Merci, Merci, le' madáme

Bien, je maintiens toujours que vous êtes un sha fin de dame

eyoniggar:
We were destroyed.

How do you mean? has the match ended?

Nayah:
honerico my dear,I'm not gonna jugde because I'm not better and I think she's brave to be at this stage you know it's easy to say she's ugly or this or that yes I said she's not Halle Berry or Stephanie Oforka but she's not that ugly like people use to point, plus what's "fake" for you please,  i really want to understand dear?

Not that she's ugly, but she's less than average based on the fact that i have seen alot of finer girls than her on the streets of Lagos alone, there are 1000s of girls in Lagos Universities alone finer and more intelligent than this girl, i don't need to listen to her talk because it's not possible to say she got here because she's the only girl in Nigeria who could talk intelligently.

Something must have happened along the line, hehehe, i don't trust the judges and i also know that girl is capable of doing alot of ""things"" just to get there.

All in all, she's already there, so no crying over spilled milk, next time i will talk to my fine girls to go compete  

Nayah:
Beauty pageant is not only about beauty nowadays but brains as well, and when you say you a guy you don't need to be beautiful do you think we girls have to be beautiful as well, some girls you 're rating as "ugky" get marry before the "beautiful" ones you see,

Girl, but seriously, this Ms Nigeria is not in any way the best in Nigeria both in brains and in beauty haba.

THE AMAKA:
you'll be surprised because in this day and age "fake" is "IN!" a lot of people obsess over these fake images.
i guess you're just the one thats different.

Poor me then, well i still know i ain't going to settle of a fakie, at least if i can't get a fake-less woman to marry, i can as well get the one close to natural

I can manage the fake hair alone, the rest i can't stand (especially fake breast with foamy looking bra)

gods of Nigeria, that girl looks soooo LOADING. . . . . LOADING. . . . . . LOADEDEDEDED

THE AMAKA:
and how many people can afford this "procedure"
mmmmm
okay, i get it, you're being sarcastic.

Don't be surprised, alot of your mates are saving up to have this done to them

I ain't joking with the fake stuffs oo, i just don't like it and i don't really understand the motives behind all the fake hair and all that you girls live your life on

THE AMAKA:
how can someone have a fake hymen? either you have one or you don't.
I guess we also shouldn't wear bras because they give off the fake "lifted" affect.

You are not current, don't you know there's a new surgery out there girls do now to get "new" hymen so you can become a virgin again?

Nah, wearing bra is okay because it's used to pull the ""boobs" together and both those who have lifted breast and those who have fallen breast wear bra unlike the rest fakivites una don dey use to.

THE AMAKA:
lmfao. Lebanese my arse.
fake bosoms fake behind fake lips[b] fake hymen[/b]?  
anyway. . . its not just Nigerian girls, its most girls period.

Yes, fake hymen, haven't you heard that yet?
Well most Nigerian girls are into that, i have never seen any Nigerian girl without one or two fake stuffs on her including my own girl and i have told her to desist from appearing fake to me.

THE AMAKA:
and Nigerian girls are the only ones that are "fake" from that list you just posted?
besides. . . i doubt that girl is half caste. she looks horn of africa to me, not Indian or Lebanese

Until you show me one Nigerian that does not rely on these things before they look "beautiful", i still stand by what i said.


And as for that girl looking horn of Africa to you, like i said, it's to me, not to you, most Lebanese girls are like that.

sjeezy8:
theres damn near no such thing as a 100% yoruba person-

And who told you that? is Obasanjo mixed?