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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 11:05pm On Apr 29, 2016
bqlekan:


Oh, sorry about that.

No one deserves that other than Lanicky.

Yes o!!!

Lanicky's our choice. No one but Lanicky. grin

Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 11:02pm On Apr 29, 2016
Jarizod:
hello swiri..I need u to support Lanicky kiss

Correct Nigga cool

Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 10:59pm On Apr 29, 2016
[size=17pt]At the mention of the name Lanicky, Every head must bow and every tongue must confess "Lanicky for miss Nairaland**Lanicky our Queen[/size]grin

Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 10:52pm On Apr 29, 2016
[size=15pt] Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it. Whatever makes you smile, keep it.
Lanickky makes me smile. She deserves the crown
[/size]

Vote Lanicky for miss Nairaland.

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 10:04pm On Apr 29, 2016
[size=18pt]An intelligent, beautiful lady and Unique lady, with the most charming smile** should be considered a fvcking treasure[/size]

Lanick.y I know.

Vote Lanicky for miss Nairaland 2016/2017 grin

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 9:49pm On Apr 29, 2016
Vote Lanicky for miss Nairaland..

She's Beautiful
Intelligent
Cool
Sexy
Cheerful
&
Lovely

Lanic.ky***The people's choicewink

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 9:22pm On Apr 29, 2016
[size=20pt]She be my fine fine fine lady ah (fine fine fine lady)
I don find my fine fine fine lady ah (fine fine fine lady)
She go say she no be baby ah (she no be baby)
She go say she no be baby ah (she no be baby)
[/size]


I swear..This babe too fine.grin

Lanicky for miss Nairaland! grin

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 8:21pm On Apr 28, 2016
Lanicky eyan may weather.kiss

Owo meta feyan kan.
[size=20pt]Igunugu niyin fvck it e o le je ebo
Won se bonanaza lorun apaadi se n bo
You go wound o (wound o) efrebo
Se ri ade to wa lori me e ni fe bo
Flow like notorious
Yet we glorious
When we dey gan the bus nobody to ri us
Kicking the door waving the fofo
The street is what the street it sofo
Your spirit living you loke lo’n fo
I shoot myself i kill the mofo
[/size]


Lanicky Eyan mayweather...

Vote Lanicky for miss Nairaland smiley

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 7:56pm On Apr 28, 2016
adeh39:
tongue

Lanicky for Miss Nairaland 2016/2017

Vote beauty vote brain#

Black is beautiful#

kisskiss

Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 7:39pm On Apr 28, 2016
I am looking for that shawty
with the baddest shoki
when everybody they shoki
abi you still dey look for johnny
but if you get case for body
the town will go make you the shawty
david please don’t stop it
i wanna see you drop it now
for me now
on this ground
oya daun




Make we gather dance. LAnicky is bringing the crown home.

Yoooooohh! Legoooooo!!! grin

Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 7:32pm On Apr 28, 2016
[size=16pt]oya show me shoki, shoki shoki
everybody shoki, shoki shoki
and the request say shoki, shoki shoki
everybody shoki, shoki shoki
oya show me shoki, shoki shoki
everybody shoki, shoki shoki
oya shoki, shoki shoki
shoki, shoki shoki
[/size]gringrin


Lanicky for Miss Nairaland shoki.. Aaaaah shokigrin

Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 7:24pm On Apr 28, 2016
DarkforLANICKY:
LANICKY for MISS NAIRALAND


The entire rap & music, family, Literature, Diary, TV/Movies and Politics section have got your back


L = LIVELY LOVELY LUCID
A = ARDOR, AFFECTIONATE, ALLURING
N = NEGRITUDE NOVELTY NIMBLE
I = IRIDESCENT INGENUITY INTEGRITY
C = CANDOR, CHARISMA, CONFIDENCE
K = KEN, KIND-HEARTED, KNOWLEDGEABLE
Y =




Yeaaah bro

Let's do this for the beauty queen, African Princess Lanicky#


# Vote Lanicky and your life will never remain thesame#

Lanickyyy for miss Nairalandgrin

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 7:20pm On Apr 28, 2016
Shout make I hear!!!!!

Who do we want?
Laaaaaaaaaaaniiiiiickkkkky!!!!!!


For what?


[size=18pt]For Miss Nairaland 2016/2017[/size]

Yeeeeeehhhhhh! Lanicky all the wayyyyyt
Go Girl, you deserve the crowngrin

Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by HonPatrick(m): 7:15pm On Apr 28, 2016
Vote my sweet potato
The girl with the German juice

Vote, sexy beautiful, intelligent Lanicky for Miss Nairaland

Indeed black is beautiful grin

MrCork command see oooooo!!!!!!!

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Romance / Re: What Makes A Man Fall In Love? by HonPatrick(m): 5:50pm On Feb 19, 2016
Love you say? That word is over rated undecided

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Romance / Re: Is This The Dumbest Husband In The World? by HonPatrick(m): 5:49pm On Feb 19, 2016
This man is under a spell.. Don't blame him. grin
Romance / Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by HonPatrick(m): 5:32pm On Feb 19, 2016
firstEVA:
oh you don't know him? His is a faggit.

Oh! Okay wink
Romance / Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by HonPatrick(m): 10:07am On Feb 19, 2016
masonkz:
I'd marry Sagamite. Dude is sexy and intelligent AF grin grin grin

tongue tongue

Do you know what dude means? undecided
Romance / Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by HonPatrick(m): 10:01am On Feb 19, 2016
Lanicky: she's cool, intelligent and beautiful.

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Romance / Re: She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by HonPatrick(m): 12:19pm On Feb 18, 2016
Smartguy001:


Don't dump her bro...turn her 2 side chick n bleep her hard steady steady, na stupid girl afta dem go say guys no dey try....mcheeeeew Look 4 sum1 dat is wot ur love bro
Okay bro
Romance / Re: She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by HonPatrick(m): 11:28am On Feb 18, 2016
Ifakiland:
she is a selfish gal to d core, she spent d amount to told her u had to spend...a gal like dat will bail on u wen the going gets tough. my question is y avnt u dumped her?

Bro, maybe na jaz she dey use. undecided

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Romance / Re: She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by HonPatrick(m): 11:09am On Feb 18, 2016
ShakurM:
She's telling other guys 'No' too and getting rich and richer while you guys are saying 'Yes' to whatever she wants .

Don't be surprised if her bank account is fatter than yours and on steroids while yours is losing weight.

Bro, don’t let the village people win oo. Away goal dey pain o

Thanks bro.

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Romance / Re: She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by HonPatrick(m): 11:08am On Feb 18, 2016
ammyluv2002:
Her hand na superglue grin cheesy


Don't dump her but make sure that will be her last shopping all through the relationship grin grin cheesy

Lol..okay grin
Romance / Re: She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by HonPatrick(m): 11:06am On Feb 18, 2016
midehi2:
she is a stingy girl, if it was me i will happily bring the balance out cos i know he will give me back double....but despite that, you were wrong going into her bag, na ur handbag? undecided



dont dump yet, watch out for more lies, then you have concrete stand to dump her to where she belongs

Okay, thanks.

By the way, I wanted to get her phone that was the reason I checked her bag.

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Romance / Re: She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by HonPatrick(m): 11:02am On Feb 18, 2016
sickstars:
A relationship filled with lies can never last !

Just stay away from her cos d lies continues till eternity

And a lie will always b used to cover anoda lie dat has been told before the real lies!

It never ends to avoid heartbreaks of she is cheating on me with my bestfriend nd she lied
RUN FOR YA LIFE


She will never see you worthy of the truth!
NO B ONLY HER WAKA COME THIS LIFE AS WOMAN!

Thanks.

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Romance / Re: She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by HonPatrick(m): 10:56am On Feb 18, 2016
Miracle4Sure:
Yes/No...........

Why yes and No? undecided

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Romance / She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by HonPatrick(m): 10:53am On Feb 18, 2016
Like what the Bleep is wrong with some ladies? angry


Okay, she's my official girlfriend and her birthday was yesterday, so I took her to a Boutique to get her some things she requested.
I told her I have just 30k to spend, cos I know she can buy things worth 80k if you're not careful. undecided
At the end of the whole *Bae, am I beautiful?*parade the sales attendant calculated the total sum to be #29,500.

When I checked my pocket, I found out that I had only 29k on me. I forgot we bought fuel on our way.
So, I told my girlfriend to borrow me 1k...and I promised to return later in the day, but she said "Babe, I swear to god, I don't have any money on me at the moment"
So, to safe the embarrassment, I went to the ATM to get more money. We paid and left.

To cut the story short. When we got home, she went to ease herself in the rest room, while I was in the living room.
Then her phone began to ring so, I opened her bag to get the phone, but I was shocked by what I saw.
I saw 1thousand naira notes inside her bag. Na so I vex comot all the money put am for my pocket. Later, she come dey ask if I took any money from her bag and I replied "I thought you don't have any money on you"

I returned the money though, but I've been angry since yesterday.


If you were in my shoes, will you continue with this kind of relationship or not?

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Romance / Re: The Reason Why Guyz Prefer The Tight Kitty Kat To The Borehole Kitty Kat. by HonPatrick(m): 7:16pm On Jan 14, 2016
Slack pvssy is not different from a slack round neck. undecided

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Romance / Re: Has There Been Any Successful Relationship On Nairaland ? by HonPatrick(m): 7:13pm On Jan 14, 2016
Dating someone you've not met physically is like you're dating your phone. angry
Smh for those who date NL girls.

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