Call yhur last name....Beat yhur Chest and say "I cannot be played"....Works everytime....Yhu'll know what to do after tat...



I must add here Tat I have not conducted any experiments to confirm it tho....

sakabe:


ladies taught me how to be wicked... I used to be an innocent guy before but now, there is no single iota of innocence in me anymore...

BTW romantic break up dey sweet oh.....

yuneehf, I won't break up with you in a romantic way, I promise... Lolz

Nah.. If romantic breakups are sweet like you say, then lets have ours

Yuneehk:

Nah.. If romantic breakups are sweet like you say, then lets have ours

not yet dear, I don't want to break up with you yet but if you insist... 4, salami street Bogije, Ibeju lekki lagos... dats my address! come for the break up


N:B... I really don't want to do it but na you wan force break up with you because I still Love you dear..

sakabe:


not yet dear, I don't want to break up with you yet but if you insist... 4, salami street Bogije, Ibeju lekki lagos... dats my address! come for the break up


N:B... I really don't want to do it but na you wan force break up with you because I still Love you dear..

why lag?? Why not abia?? Come over to abia jur

Yuneehk:

why lag?? Why not abia?? Come over to abia jur

sweetie, I could do anything for love... send ur address... am on way already....


Romantic break up toh bad

go and read https://www.nairaland.com/2941583/more-than-200-relationships-still

Don't dump her bro...turn her 2 side chick n bleep her hard steady steady, na stupid girl afta dem go say guys no dey try....mcheeeeew Look 4 sum1 dat is wot ur love bro

HonPatrick:
Like what the Bleep is wrong with some ladies?


Okay, she's my official girlfriend and her birthday was yesterday, so I took her to a Boutique to get her some things she requested.
I told her I have just 30k to spend, cos I know she can buy things worth 80k if you're not careful.
At the end of the whole *Bae, am I beautiful?*parade the sales attendant calculated the total sum to be #29,500.

When I checked my pocket, I found out that I had only 29k on me. I forgot we bought fuel on our way.
So, I told my girlfriend to borrow me 1k...and I promised to return later in the day, but she said "Babe, I swear to god, I don't have any money on me at the moment"
So, to safe the embarrassment, I went to the ATM to get more money. We paid and left.

To cut the story short. When we got home, she went to ease herself in the rest room, while I was in the living room.
Then her phone began to ring so, I opened her bag to get the phone, but I was shocked by what I saw.
I saw 1thousand naira notes inside her bag. Na so I vex comot all the money put am for my pocket. Later, she come dey ask if I took any money from her bag and I replied "I thought you don't have any money on you"

I returned the money though, but I've been angry since yesterday.


If you were in my shoes, will you continue with this kind of relationship or not?


lalasticlala.

Don't dump her bro...turn her 2 side chick n bleep her hard steady steady, na stupid girl afta dem go say guys no dey try....mcheeeeew Look 4 sum1 dat is wot ur love bro

Smartguy001:


Don't dump her bro...turn her 2 side chick n bleep her hard steady steady, na stupid girl afta dem go say guys no dey try....mcheeeeew Look 4 sum1 dat is wot ur love bro

Okay bro

She don't give a Bleep about u.its obvious she is with u for financial gain.

midehi2:
she is a stingy girl, if it was me i will happily bring the balance out cos i know he will give me back double....but despite that, you were wrong going into her bag, na ur handbag?



dont dump yet, watch out for more lies, then you have concrete stand to dump her to where she belongs

You forgot the point where he said he went to take her fone out to answer

Teensway:
see question abeg? u are a big MUMU

seconded

I think I've watched this movie before

So she'll surely leave on her next birthday if you don't have more than 5k...think twice bro...she isn't your load

Dump her sorry ass, b4 she turns u into atm machine. Bitch ass gals trying 2 milk hustling dudes dry

There is an adage....which says "don't spend on a girl you don't intend to marry"........ Small things matter in relationships, op has seen the signs so if u choose to ignore u're on ya own.

Another selfish woman on front page, lol.

Op, you know what you have to do.

Oga dump her jare. Some ladies are not worth it i swear. What if you don't have any money in your account? Will you drop your phone or what.

Who Is dumping who. D earlier she dumps u d berra for you man.. U av invested a lot of ur hardearned cash on her... The earlier u realises her true intention, d berra for u.. Wise up man n do d needful

HonPatrick:
Like what the Bleep is wrong with some ladies?


Okay, she's my official girlfriend and her birthday was yesterday, so I took her to a Boutique to get her some things she requested.
I told her I have just 30k to spend, cos I know she can buy things worth 80k if you're not careful.
At the end of the whole *Bae, am I beautiful?*parade the sales attendant calculated the total sum to be #29,500.

When I checked my pocket, I found out that I had only 29k on me. I forgot we bought fuel on our way.
So, I told my girlfriend to borrow me 1k...and I promised to return later in the day, but she said "Babe, I swear to god, I don't have any money on me at the moment"
So, to safe the embarrassment, I went to the ATM to get more money. We paid and left.

To cut the story short. When we got home, she went to ease herself in the rest room, while I was in the living room.
Then her phone began to ring so, I opened her bag to get the phone, but I was shocked by what I saw.
I saw 1thousand naira notes inside her bag. Na so I vex comot all the money put am for my pocket. Later, she come dey ask if I took any money from her bag and I replied "I thought you don't have any money on you"

I returned the money though, but I've been angry since yesterday.

If you were in my shoes, will you continue with this kind of relationship or not?

Man up Cowboy.

[size=13pt]Mumurity....

Brothers, if you are not a comfortable multi millionaire, please let ur spending be like this:

1. Buy her nice gifts (try not to make it phones or ipads except she misplaced hers and so u just thot it fit to surprise her with a replacement).

2. Take her out to nice dates.

When u spend, you shouldnt try giving an impression ur rich but let romance be at the fore. If a girl loves you she will appreciate little thoughtful gestures, even chocolates from a guy she loves will be appreciated than a phone from someone she doesnt.

Dont start what u cant finish..... If shes an olosho to u, feel free to spend lavish, indirectly paying for her coochie smash and bounce. But if u want to spend ur life with her, dont spoil ur relationship by teaching her to be materialistic(if u know chics, they get used to ur first expressions quick e.g if u call her 10 times a day in d begining, she will expect dat forever)....

If i were u id have bought those gifts for her by myself as a surprise then take her on a date.... Ps that chic has another bobo, ur d money machine[/size]

Love doctor Gcode

Look at it this way, you are an investor! A bad investor but an investor nonetheless Now listen up, olosho na 2k to 5k so considering give and take rule of mathematics, you have between 6 to 15 bleeps to collect from her, do it all at once, or steady every week the choice is yours after you can share the wealth, pass her on to one of your friends and let them recycle. Reminds me of 2007 back in OSU, awon eleyi wan badt gan

Always be prudent with your spending, don,t be fooled by today's enjoyment know that tomorrow will always show some hardship believe it or not, thanks

midehi2:
she is a stingy girl, if it was me i will happily bring the balance out cos i know he will give me back double....but despite that, you were wrong going into her bag, na ur handbag?



dont dump yet, watch out for more lies, then you have concrete stand to dump her to where she belongs

Did you miss the part he said her phone was ringing? And he tried to help her get it??

Himsef dey part of guys wey dey spoil dem. N30K on shopping spree....Ok ooooo. Kontinu

Cholls:
my brother that's how some naija women are.........don't blame them blame those useless guys wey spoil dem.

No, don't dump her.

Make sure that relationship doesn't progress beyond this level until you see a genuine improvement. Talk to her ist and If she continues her akagum fingers over a while, dump her silly a*s. U wee regret it if u carry dat kain woman go wedlock. I promise you. Howeva, if she has other bad qualities, Oh boi, ctrl+alt+del with immediate effect.

HonPatrick:
Like what the Bleep is wrong with some ladies?


Okay, she's my official girlfriend and her birthday was yesterday, so I took her to a Boutique to get her some things she requested.
I told her I have just 30k to spend, cos I know she can buy things worth 80k if you're not careful.
At the end of the whole *Bae, am I beautiful?*parade the sales attendant calculated the total sum to be #29,500.

When I checked my pocket, I found out that I had only 29k on me. I forgot we bought fuel on our way.
So, I told my girlfriend to borrow me 1k...and I promised to return later in the day, but she said "Babe, I swear to god, I don't have any money on me at the moment"
So, to safe the embarrassment, I went to the ATM to get more money. We paid and left.

To cut the story short. When we got home, she went to ease herself in the rest room, while I was in the living room.
Then her phone began to ring so, I opened her bag to get the phone, but I was shocked by what I saw.
I saw 1thousand naira notes inside her bag. Na so I vex comot all the money put am for my pocket. Later, she come dey ask if I took any money from her bag and I replied "I thought you don't have any money on you"

I returned the money though, but I've been angry since yesterday.


If you were in my shoes, will you continue with this kind of relationship or not?

Go and thank your God for giving you the opportunity in revelation the rest is in your next line of action.

HonPatrick:
Like what the Bleep is wrong with some ladies?


Okay, she's my official girlfriend and her birthday was yesterday, so I took her to a Boutique to get her some things she requested.
I told her I have just 30k to spend, cos I know she can buy things worth 80k if you're not careful.
At the end of the whole *Bae, am I beautiful?*parade the sales attendant calculated the total sum to be #29,500.

When I checked my pocket, I found out that I had only 29k on me. I forgot we bought fuel on our way.
So, I told my girlfriend to borrow me 1k...and I promised to return later in the day, but she said "Babe, I swear to god, I don't have any money on me at the moment"
So, to safe the embarrassment, I went to the ATM to get more money. We paid and left.

To cut the story short. When we got home, she went to ease herself in the rest room, while I was in the living room.
Then her phone began to ring so, I opened her bag to get the phone, but I was shocked by what I saw.
I saw 1thousand naira notes inside her bag. Na so I vex comot all the money put am for my pocket. Later, she come dey ask if I took any money from her bag and I replied "I thought you don't have any money on you"

I returned the money though, but I've been angry since yesterday.


If you were in my shoes, will you continue with this kind of relationship or not?

Pls search yourself. Perhaps she has borrowed you money like that before but you never repay her back. She may have decided not to give you again cos u have proven to be unreliable and she does not want to quarrel with you no more.

If that is not the case then I'll be weary of such girl. She prove she does not have your back, cannot support you or cover your shame (where such times call for it) I would dump such a woman perhaps not now but on the long run. She simply cannot be relied on and I can't deal!

Only?, thank God o, I don see person wey dey get the kind headache wey I dey get too, make I hear wetin NL's wan talk...
Bruh thanks to God exists happen to you too

All I see is an unreliable boo,op you are very nice instead of going to atm,will ask the sales rep to remove an item,a decent lady should have the smallest 2k in her wallet, let's respect our self abit.

ammyluv2002:
Her hand na superglue


Don't dump her but make sure that will be her last shopping all through the relationship

u r mean ooo