₦airaland Forum

I got just three simple words for you since I can't find you to shove my fist so far down your throat enough for you to choke on it.

"GO Bleep YOURSELF".

I pray we got tracking systems via the internet so i can run up into your crib and lick shots in your goddamned face, you woman/lady batterer!!!!!!!!!!!!

I quite agree with Mckren.

These old timers holding tenaciously to power like they're taking it to the rave is something to be worried about.

And as if we've not had it with their Neanderthal policies and myopic tendencies, they make do with our resources like it's an inheritance.

I was actually wishing that they all fall off and die one by one so we can catch a breather from all their regular bullshit(s).

If one of them happens to be your father, start advising or else it'll be plane crashes for them with the way they fly in and out of the country with reckless abandon.

Bunch of old timer IDIOTS.

Lagos is a generally chaotic state and you have to kind of meld with situation so you can get away with the everyday madness unscathed.

Everybody who's taken time out to give their honest perception of the situation on our Lagos roads have done that well albeit with a tinge of sarcasm.

The situation is grave and the sooner we all wake up to this harsh reality, the better. What with commuters being whisked off to undisclosed location (and in this same lagos??), daylight robberies smack in the choke of a traffic snarl and overzealous Danfo drivers trying to make money that a regular 9-5 worker can't make in a year + Molue Driver so high on Paraga and weed enough to consider the Lagoon their road!

The stooges fronting to be LASTMA officials Tinubu put up are also a sore point. What's their modus operandi anyway? To hobnob with these miscreant or to regulate and ensure safety on our roads?

You tell me?

It's Pathetic and to think you have to say your Psalms repeatedly before leaving home?

O ga o!

Men, the way y'all going on about this movie is off the shizzang!

I ought be spanked for not seeing it yet

I mean, check out the review,

I'm off to the pictures so I can come right back at y'all

Word!!!

You're spot on right, Crazy Kid! Thing is, these ladies in Nigeria seems to be living in the past. No attempts whatsoever to get with the program of this jet age where "if you don't know, act like you know". But then, it'll be too hard for them cause these ladies are too engrossed in viewing Naija Home Videos where rebuffs is their own way of showing romance. "Leave me jo", "Abeg wetin" and you know, they actually want affection!Pretense is the order of the day. It's a n affront to kiss or hold them in public and a even damning belief that a lady is simply wanton if she shows excessive feelings for a man. Can you beat that?

I got favourite rappers, oh yessiree! But note that there are real cool lyrics out there by not so favourite or popular rappers. I do know if they up the game just a little bit, they'll be a force to reckon with.

Well, back to the question, my favourite and best rappers right now for the year 2006 are T.I, kanye West and Talib Kwali!!

Give it up for the bruvas.

Word.

This question is a serious one and it hurts me with regrets that my fellow nairalanders are passing snide comments about it.

Nigeria as a whole is ours. Hence whichever avenue we have to discuss constructively shouldn't be handled with kid glove.

If I'm the president of Nigeria, I'll gather all the dishonourable men presently holding sway and bind them in dungeons and cells depending on their degree of misconduct.

I will recruit young minds with qualities devoid of 'chair pelting' and 'amassing of billions' and have every Nigerian benefit from the abundant resources of our land

I will ensure the complete annihilation of Touts(Agbero), Political Godfathers and Political prostitutes and ensure probity and accountability.

But wishful thinking i dare say. If only we can have a Jerry Rawlings of Nigeria,

Man, thought it was one of them April fool stunts, but alas I heard this bit of news in September. So Sad, But like my fellow Nairalander said, which is to believe?! Illness or a accident cause I've been inundated with conflicting reports of his death? But anyways, may his soul rest in peace.

I think the media is to blame. They worship these celebrities who often don't practise what they preach. Borrow a leaf from the foreign celebrities, They not only preach abstinence, they LIVE it! Wow, so 2face is now 3Baba!!!