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A man born without a penis has lost his virginity aged 45 thanks to a bionic manhood made from his own skin.


Andrew Wardle, from Manchester, had a £50,000 10hours penile implant operation at University College Hospital London in June but had to wait six weeks before he could have sex for the first time.


Andrew, pictured in hospital, successfully underwent the final stage of a £50,000 penile implant operation at London's University Hospital and has been given the all clear to at last lose his virginity at the age of 45.






In a remarkable operation, doctors built his new penis from the skin, muscles and nerves in Andrew's left arm, pictured, and a vein in his leg.


He was born with a condition called bladder exstrophy, said he will take a fertility test to see if they can conceive and they will adopt if he can't.

As a child Andrew underwent a surgical procedure to create an artificial opening known as a stoma in his urinary system.


He had countless operations to build a tube from his bladder so he could pass water normally and suffered from kidney problems



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6157193/amp/Caterer-given-bionic-penis-born-without-organ-finally-sex-aged-45.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4135257110

Very old story.

ebusnwaoma:
A Nigerian lady took to Facebook to narrate how she overpowered some rapists with her sister, shortly after they stormed their house in the night.

The Nigerian lady also shared photos of the injury she sustained, as she further disclosed that the rapists have been handed over to the police. She wrote; 

Happning now, some hungry jobless fools came to my house this night to rape I and my sister but we pass them they are right now in the police station, just look at what they did to me

https://lailasnews.com/nigerian-lady-and-sister-overpower-rapists-hands-them-over-to-police-photos/

lalasticlala

Am sorry to say some Ladies bring this upon themselves. How do u dress with Yoga pants, ur Camel toe showing, ur ass contours exhibited like a map, cleavage baring clothes and these junkies see these things and think ur easy targets and attempt to do the abominable in the process. We're did we get it wrong women in proper dressing and decorum? I strongly believe women can dress tasteful without being too revealing.
Kudos to you for overpowering the suspected rapist.

Drop the chunky post. Drop it likes hot

NwaAmaikpe:



Good decision by her.

Because the Church is a city of refuge.
Just stepping into that church cleaned her of all her guilt.

But the accident victims should have also been taken into the church so the pastor can lay hands on them and heal their injuries.

Sarcasm. Not Good. Repent Sir.

Nkpo Utang iko in ibibio

Start car wash biz in a well located area

Why do celebrity marriages crash? The rate of divorce in the society is high. Infidelity, insubordination, are a few of the reasons I can decipher.

Nawao. Why are we Nigerians this Gullible? Alfa, fake Prophets and the likes all of them deceiving the gullible since 1861.

I love his humility. It's a culture in the north to bend low when greeting ur elders, worthy of emulation.

That road is terribly known for such mishaps. The bus I traveled in once had an accident there too. The road is a sharp bend and many lives have been taken. A little caution when driving can easily prevent most road mishaps

Might not be unrelated to drugs and Voodoo. Sad

i want to use this medium to thank and express appreciation to people all over the globe who still have a kind heart and would do anything to help and ease the stress of fellow humans. I personally used to have this hatred for FRSC officials, after the fleeced me on a Sunday evening for not having a fire extinguisher in my car, but my mindset changed yesterday. I live in Akwaibom's state capital Uyo, was on my way home yesterday evening around 7pm, when I ran into heavy gridlock around Abak road by Ukanofot junction ( those living in Akwaibom state will know) hardly had I passed and stopped to get groceries, saw this man in an SUV with wife and 2kids park, came out with FRSC arm band, abandoned wife and kids and went to control the chaotic traffic situation.
I had to spend the better part of 20mins watching this man after office hours selflessly trying to control and direct traffic. An Elderly man probably in his late 50s also soon joined him, he too wearing the FRSC armband to control the traffic.
That was selflessness and humanity at work. My appreciation to all folks out there helping fellow humans without a quest for reward or pecuniary gains.
Kindness shall beget you.

i want to use this medium to thank and express appreciation to people who still have a kind heart and would do anything to help and ease the stress of fellow humans. I personally used to have this hatred for FRSC officials I live in akwaibom state capital Uyo, was on my way home yesterday evening,

SmartMugu:
who is NMA? Who is JOHESU? Are they wrestlers or boxers? Kindly describe who they are. Thanks

Are u in Nigeria? Well I think they are names of newly discovered mammals.

Chelsea has scored an early goala

Imagine the first court ruling in favour of Mobil? Am almost certain that judge was bribed by mobil. Thank God the appellate courts stood for justice for those workers. Good the bad judge has been compulsory dismissed.

RealGucci:
mai fwend keep kwayet
we all know ac drags the whole car
from heavy engine ..to massive fuel drainage .bla bla bla.

d basic tin eating up our fuel is unlimited bad spots and dem kazeems dem ..trial and error..bad roads...go slow traffic for hours. to step om park.drive and neutral esp wen u see a bich ass niggi in his tinted saloon in heavy ac while u are battling with the days heat

since my compressor burnt mai fuel has been managable
compared to using ac

i did a turbo yesterday....140km/h for just 6mins
na like 3litres burn
if it were to be ac.na 4 bars go remain for fuel guage
im still on 7bars
from 10bars on last week wed
all on turbo within city speed

What's the make of ur car sir Pls?

Any tips for today Pls

Thanks bro. I appreciate.

What will happen now to the former corrrupts leader statue in IMO? Our own Rocha's was quick to erect a statue of Jacob Zuma despite his trails of severe corruption. What a shame.

pabloex:
I would like to fuvk her like that

An idiot is what u are. I spit on u.

pabloex:
I would like to fuvk her like that

An idiot is what u are. I spit on u.

modelmike7:
Anyone that commits suicide goes straight to hell, so says the Holy Book.

Can u site were the Holy book says such Pls? The chapter and verse Pls? And which of the Holy book. Bible or Koran or which other one Pls? Am curious to know.

Dimples129:
Most of us already have 5 or 6 boyfriends, anyway

Can I be included in the number

Yellowdayzee:
I have been searching for this video ....wanna see it... The stool scene not this one

I have the video don't Know how to send it though without breaking the rules . Its Very raunchy.

I saw this and I thought it worth sharing with my fellow NLs, Enjoy.



Imagine a drug that promises to help people exercise more, sleep better, feel more optimistic, and increase overall happiness with life. In a large clinical trial, patients assigned to receive the drug in question significantly outranked the control group in all of these categories in as little as 9 weeks. The cherry on top? There were no adverse effects.

This study was a reality, but the drug was not. It wasn’t a pill, it was a practice: Gratitude. In the 2003 study, psychologists Emmons and McCullough asked university students to submit weekly lists of things they were grateful for. By the end of the study, it appeared their lives had changed for the better.

An “attitude of gratitude” has long been associated with positive psychological outcomes. As early as 1924, philosopher and writer GK Chesterton extolled gratitude for its ability to produce “the most purely joyful moments that have been known to man.” In the 1980s, gratitude, along with other positive psychological constructs, caught the attention of academic psychologists. It’s since been shown to lead to increased happiness, emotional well-being, and satisfaction with life, as well as decreased stress, depression, and anxiety.

It’s not just in your head1
More recent evidence has pointed toward gratitude’s beneficial effects on physical health. In the Emmons and McCullough study, for instance, the college students who were instructed to practice regular expressions of gratitude self-reported lower rates of physical ailments, like headaches and stomach upset. Researchers in Switzerland found that grateful individuals experience higher levels of physical well-being, are significantly more likely to engage in health care, and have a greater propensity to perform health-promoting behaviors like choosing healthy foods and abstaining from drugs.

Grateful people even appear objectively healthier than those who don’t regularly express appreciation. Increased heart rate variability—a measure that has repeatedly predicted decreased mortality in patients with coronary artery disease and heart failure—has been observed in research subjects who were asked to focus on a feeling of sincere appreciation. Gratitude has been related to improved sleep, measured not only by subjective sleep quality, but also by sleep duration, sleep latency, and daytime dysfunction attributed to fatigue. Researchers from the University of California, San Diego reported lower levels of inflammatory markers in patients with heart failure who scored highly on a gratitude questionnaire. A wealth of data shows that gratitude and other positive psychological constructs are even associated with decreased all-cause mortality in both healthy and medically diseased populations.



Is gratitude the chicken or the egg?
None of this research addresses the issue of whether gratitude is a cause of well-being, per se, or merely a positive emotion that people with high well-being frequently experience. Experimental studies have begun to answer this question.

One of these studies asked 119 women to keep a daily record of their lives for two weeks. Half the women were told to record specifically those things they were grateful for. The other half were told to objectively record events without any emotional associations. At the end of the 2-weeks, those in the gratitude group had significantly higher levels of well-being, increased sleep quality, and even decreased blood pressure.

NPR recently reported the early findings of a yet unpublished study in which patients with heart failure were asked to keep a gratitude journal most days of the week, noting 2 or 3 things they were thankful for. After 2 months of this practice, patients had higher levels of heart rate variability and decreased levels of inflammatory markers as compared to pre-intervention testing, suggesting a lower risk of adverse cardiac events.



Adopt a practice of gratitude
Good news for anyone who wasn’t born with a grateful disposition: The benefits of gratitude seem to be attainable through a directed practice of thankfulness. Intentionally establishing an attitude of appreciation likely leads to the same health benefits that naturally grateful people already enjoy.

An even more welcoming news is that cultivating gratitude is surprisingly simple. In fact, one study demonstrated that positive psychological effects of writing just one thank you letter lasted for up to one month.

To harness the benefits of appreciation, try keeping a daily gratitude journal. Write a hand-written thank you note. Make a point to express your appreciation for someone who helps you—the barista, the bus driver, the bank teller—every day. You can even incorporate gratitude in mindfulness-based meditation by focusing on what you’re grateful for, even things as simple as warm sunlight or a pleasant sound. Committing to these free, easy, and simple practices will create a ripple effect of improved health, happiness, and well-being throughout your life.