I fell in love with one intelligent female lawyer. She found out I'm more intelligent than her and she wanted me around her always. In term of academics, she realized that she is no where near my capabilities. But I don't have money. When she became tired of my lack of money, the distance between us grew wider.

FSB future agent.

Brendaniel:


Please what is the name of the tree back?

Eepo igi emin (emin tree back)
That's its Yoruba name

Owa444:
how can i get d herbal powder, i reside around ikotun.

Mention me in another unrelated thread. I will tell you a tree back you will buy in the market. You will wash it, soak it in water and add kafura pelebe (flat camphor). Start drinking after 2 days.

I have been ulcer patient for many years. I tried more than 20 herbal remedies until I came across this last one working for me. I just bought the tree back in the market and did it myself.

Muslims are pushing their luck too far.

I attended Osun-Osogbo festival last year for the first time. I witnessed thousands of young boys brandishing weapons of various forms including rifles in the presence of almost all state security apparatuses. I was wondering if the festival ground was for weapons show. That was the day I concluded that if any region tries going to war in this Nigeria, Yoruba will leave a trail of blood and inflict everlasting damage to other regions. Note that these hardened, war-ready youths are mostly found in traditional religion.

Muslims should be very careful in Yorubaland.

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Missing manhood finally found inside Lamidi Apapa's pocket.

Inside life!

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I will move there immediately

Lol

brendan007:
I'm not sure but I think it's when you have a kinda 2 in 1 degree. eg. Agricultural Economics and Extension.

No.

In my faculty where there are four departments, you must pass all courses from all the four departments from year 1 to 1st Semester year 5. By 2nd semester year 5, that is the only semester that will differentiate the students, that is the only time you won't sit for courses from other 3 departments. Year 5 2nd semester is the only time you will do courses in your department only. So it's safe to say that you graduate with 4 degrees. That's why my degree has Hons.

Myth

Someone stole a fowl and was sentenced to death in this same Nigeria.

Wetin stop death penalty for those tiff billions of naira?

tuzle:
What a painful way to die. Imagine people paying more than #20m just to die painfully.

Na 250k dollars you call 20m?

That's around 190m

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I will ask for a refund of what I paid for next expedition.

I wan use the money as transport fare these days. I live at Ojodu, while I work at the island on 60k salary.

At least I'm not jobless.
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Wao

I will fvck the hell out of her. I no send.

VeryWickedMan:
Thanks for drawing our attention to this.
It will go up next week.

I have been noticing your comments and concluded that you are a very wicked man.

Thunder fired refree dead on football field and you called it over 500 odds.

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DSS should not finish rooms in that place o because I impregnated one girl and her mom dey look for me as we speak.


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IBEDC don't even bring any bill to our apartment again so that curses won't transform to a human being to chase the motherf.uckers away.

I still prefer abundance of fuel to abundant electricity because HUMAN MOVEMENT is closely related to survival. If you have electric vehicles, do we have electric okada?

Okoroawusa:
Depression is real...be mindful of anyone around you going through a hard time

If they are mindful of such, what will they do especially when those to be mindful of you are also not finding the life funny?

izonborn098:
have you been depressed with no job before

Someone that politicians are paying per post on nairaland, where will depression come from?


I'm a 'bookworm' like him, though I didn't graduate with first class. All my life, I had thought I could never be poor. I was wrong. I grew up with my grandfather in the farm and gained a lot of farming experience. But during my time in the university, I fell ill. After my recovery from that sickness, if I hold cutlass for long without even using it, palpitations and other symptoms would set in. I laugh anytime people advise me online to go into farming since I can't secure any white-collar job.

I once secured a white-collar job, but I willingly resigned. I can't hold any meeting with the company executives because of my partial hearing loss. I'm just existing without any hope.

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There were no vehicles and bikes in Nigeria in 18th century and people lived happier than we do today. What changed?

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I have been pressing phone since morning because there's no work to do.

In olden days, I would be in the farm. Can I go to farm today as a university graduate struggling with hoes and cutlasses and come to Facebook saying I'm gainfully employed?


Nigeria is done for.

FreeStuffsNG:
I completely agree and that's why they should be in court by now instead of this social media PR. When Fox and Trump were running down Dominion systems, Dominion took Fox to court and Fox ended up paying billions of dollars for the defamation.

As far as I am concerned, this issue has gone way beyond posting a rebuttal on social media.

Abi o. No flattheader can dupe me

Ezmans:
what of my in-laws who are from ebonyi that are there

I was there when your in-law lied that he's from Anambra, that they should allow him make hunger no finish him

The man is contemplating suicide

Criminal network.

obedience4:


Name me one country that doesn't have a tax deficit,
Name one country that doesn't have debts
You should learn economics and know that borrowing money or rising the debt ceiling benchmark are normal for modern day economy.


PS. How much did your daring grand father buhari borrowed and how much debt did he incurred for the citizens.

Kettle calling pot black

You dey mind d idiot

lhordspy:
In as much as Amer!can citizens are one of the most educated, learned and advance people. I think they are the most uninformed people on planet earth. Their warmongering government keeps lying to them; keeping them in the dark about the truth behind their foreign war expedition and political meddling. They have been using media propaganda to suppress the people's thinking and reasoning ability for long.

It is refreshing to see the lawmakers are starting to see it the way it should be. The good American citizens are starting to wake up and see their government for who they really are. US is about to raise its debt ceiling, yet keep pumping more billion of dollars into unending war. As of 2023, the total national debt and the debt ceiling both stood at $31.4 trillion. The U.S. government has run a deficit averaging nearly $1 trillion every year since 2001, meaning it spends that much more money than it receives in taxes and other revenue. Yet keep sponsoring different war in different countries, at the detriment of the good people of Amer!ca.

The world are still waiting for the weapon of mass destruction they found in Libya and Iraq. Or is that not the reason they invaded the two countries?

You are daft bro. Let your ruzzia keep fighting na. Shebi dem just blew up dam.. blaming Ukraine. We will see how far your fullish or s will go

Obrigardo:
I haven't visited Nigerian twitter for years but i just decided to check what's happening back home through twitter and it's crazy what's happening there.

You just can't get any information on any trending topic no matter how much you scroll through the feed. It's like a mix of scams, small businesses promoting their wares, gambling scams, prostitutes, political activists etc. all abusing the trending topics, that it makes it very difficult for you to understand why a topic is trending.

For example, here's what you'll see on a trending topic like Toyin Abraham on the top tweets..







And it goes on and on and on with each trending topic, that you'll scroll up for hours without finding any useful info on any topic.

This is disgraceful and the nigerian twitter community should stop this.

I never see this type of abuse of information happen in US, Canada, UK, or European twitter except for the perculiar ocaasion of crypto trending topics, and they don't abuse trends like these nigerians do on twitter.

It's unserious and shameful. Please stop it.

If you see UKRAINE trending and you open it, you won't see any Ukraine news...it is obidients adding Ukraine below their useless tweets.

Moventist:
Abdullahi sule is thief

PDP won that state governorship clearly and used all the security apparatus to declare himself .

He want to replicate same in the assembly that PDP has majority of 13 out of the 24 members. He's party only has 10 members while sdp has 1

APC played obaseki script for you. What's good for goose is also good for gander.

pandoragirigory:
Tinubu is trying to accelerate good governance, but Nigeria of tribalism and religious sentiments is not ripe for it, he should put some modalities in place to cushion the undesirable effects of high fuel purchase after subsidy

Which modality will you put in place that will alleviate movement surffering? You have government bikes that will transport people in and out of un-motorable roads abi?

UselessBuharist:
South Africa

But how did you know it's South Africa because I immediately said South Africa when I saw the pic?