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SportsRe: Samuel Peter Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by hordmax: 9:38am On Sep 06, 2017
Hehehe. .


The only Boxer in the world to set an unbreakable record of back-to-back defeat from the Klitschko brothers. grin

Uncue Sàámú Pétérù. . Harpy Bath-day oo, LLNP!! cool
More gloves to your fists and more KOs to your gloves. grin

Christianity EtcRe: Men Sacrifice He-Goat To Cook Themselves Against Bullet Penetration (Photos) by hordmax: 10:37pm On Sep 05, 2017
my-Oh-my, Orishirishi . . . huh


Damn!! Poor Goat. . See as correct goatmeat waste. cry — Anyhow shaa, Nigeria don't have PETA na.

What he needs to know is that a single well-scoped headshot from a Dragunov sniper rifle will render all his charms impotent. .
Make im kuku go dust RPG shots, abeg. Smh. undecided grin

How bullets charms no go be like say e dey work when your time never reach? People wey dey wear original Kevlar vests seff still dey die anyhow. . Shioor!! grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Whats Your Score ? by hordmax: 2:05pm On Sep 05, 2017
See setup oo . . grin

[3] 02 + [11] 02 + [9] 03 + [8] 06 + [4] 06 + [7] 09 + [1] 10 + [15] 11, ermm . . + [12] 07 = 56. cool grin

I try . . wink
CelebritiesRe: Makeup Free Tboss And Segun Arinze Pictured Together by hordmax: 8:08am On Sep 05, 2017
Well. . .

Her nose ring just ruined it. . Truth be told, facially presenting oneself as a rodeo-bull icon misrepresents Natural beauty—not like she's a brand ambassador for the Cowbell Inc. or something; well, she's pretty attractive enough for them Jets though, to be fair.

This kind beauty juss dey shady. . LOL!
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Calls On FG To Arrest Tuface Over Song Theft by hordmax: 3:24pm On Jul 24, 2017
This Black Face and rants, eh. . grin grin

Till now, he's still befuddled? LOL!
He needs to understand that he doesn't have a case in any court with these social media tirades.

Still clamoring for ownership of a 2004 single in this 2017? Song that he doesn't even have a copyright entitlement of.
Courtesy of his creativity recession, perhaps. Lol.

This Black Face Naija guy has just refused to be proactive and enhance his creativity, music substance et production quality with trends in the Nigeria Music industry of today. . Nigga alleged that WizKid stole "Ojúelégba" concepts from him too. I can't fit laugh, abeg. . grin
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Dragging a 2004 "African Queen" song theft to court in 2017, despite having no ownership copyright entitlement? O di egwu oo. grin grin

Christianity EtcRe: Men Kneel Down To Welcome Apostle Johnson Suleman In Umuahia (Photos) by hordmax:
ecoeco:
.

Its a natural law

Men bow to greater men

Pastor or no pastor

All of u that that will come nd talk trash

D highest person u hav luckily managed to meet
Is ur local govt chairman

After talking rubbish if u mistakenly meet him or any oda great person it is wen u hav finish greeting

good afternoon sir
Good afternoon sir
Sir
Yes sir sir

U will realize u were on d floor




#Eco99#
The-riously. . ?


I would be really interested to see and know where you found this to be a "Natural Law". I'd appreciate If you could just post a link or upload any reference to support such claim that you've mentioned.

In my opinion, what you've just posted is utter drivel; although you're entitled to all of it, as it's still your opinion.

Now, "To bow" does NOT explicitly connote respect whether genuine or not, neither is it a "Natural Law" at all; so it's best left to be said as a man-made law, and that's even when Royalty is involved as customary social practices demand —All, man-made.

Respect is naturally expressed by instincts and/or out of courtesy to demonstrate cordial subordination and cooperation either to a mate or someone superior who is deemed to deserve it, that which sustains amicable and affable relationship and interaction; but in this case. . there are supposed men kneeling down for another man; any sane human would see such expression as a "worship", aside its depiction of mind-enslavement of the apparent subservient ones. —I mean, why would any man have to worship another man?

See. . being a Clergy, an Arch-Bishop, a High Priest and even being divinely anointed does not in any way justify a mortal man subjecting himself to being worshiped by other men, even when men overdo basic respects; that is biblically considered "idolatry" and "self-entitlement", which theologically defies and contradicts the rudiments of the same religious peripheries he's ministering —Respect is to men, as Worship is to God. . ONLY!
Even Jesus denied himself of men's worship when he was offered, he redirected all of it to God instead, the early church Apostles did the same; no man should take what belongs to God for themselves. . Period. There's more to say. . but enough said, heh.

I remember seeing that filthy pedophilic South-African based Nigerian Pastor/Televangelist, Tim Omotosho allow and mandate men's worship as well, look where he is now. . go figure; perhaps, Apostle Johnson Suleiman is also making efforts to arouse the very meek and patient God's jealousy too. LOL!

. . may God bless us all and free our minds from this end-time religious slavery, I pray.
CelebritiesRe: Bimbo Oshin Celebrates Her 46th Birthday With Stunning Photos by hordmax: 12:25pm On Jul 24, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Bimbo Oshin is truly a bimbo
Well. . First of, I'm assuming you're just making a weird needless pun out of this; but, for the sake of others who might've or might still misconstrue your pun, here's a brief check:

"Bimbo" is just a mere nick as you see it, it's being mostly used by modern Yorùbá tribes of today; most of those that have little, or ignorant disregard for the indigenous meanings of these esteemed and significant Yorùbá native-names.
I would say most Yorùbá parents are partly to blame for those disregards because most Yorùbá children of today don't even know what their native-names mean, and these parents don't feel the need to let their children know as well; hence, culture and tradition fades, in a way that names are rendered valueless. More reason why you'd see and hear certain youths make slangs and slurs out of their own given native-names.

Actually, the shortened form of the name is "Bíìmbó" which would mean 'Bímbólà, or better still "Abímbólá" which is still a contraction of the real name. . "A bí mi, bí olá"; that would translate to English as, "I was born with riches" —such a beautiful self-assuring name.

Now, because the word "Ode" exists in English as "a poem to be sung" doesn't make it relatable to any of the varieties of meanings the same word has in Yorùbá; more so, they're pronounced differently with accents from both ends.
The English "Bimbo" word is pronounced as 'beam-bow', while the Yorùbá as 'beam-bore' . . there's the difference.


Glamorous picture, I must say. . wishing her many happy returns, in good health.

. . thanks.
RomanceRe: Please What's The Name Of This (picture) by hordmax: 10:59pm On Jul 06, 2017
MissRaine69:
Aviator reflective sunglasses
As for what's behind ....depends on the surgeon and country results might differ grin
See data. . grin grin
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: CHECK THIS LOGO....OUT! by hordmax: 10:24pm On Jul 06, 2017
Not bad at all. .
RomanceRe: Sexual Arouser by hordmax: 10:18pm On Jul 06, 2017
boboenny:
hello dear nairalander, please when one's wife gets sexually aroused and gets wet, does the wetness permeates through the back of her skirt? this is a serious concern. the back of her skirt keeps wet. is this normal? thanks.
It's normal. Perhaps if whatever fabric she's wearing at that time isn't thick enough to absorb her juice, it should prolly soak and drip; this could even be a plus for you, waayyy better than her not getting enough wetness. . 'nough said. cheesy

But then. . stop asking too much and do the needful. grin
Let her permeating wetness be worth it. grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Savage! Lions Are Animals -tekno Replies Wizkid by hordmax: 10:07pm On Jul 06, 2017
*pheeew!! undecided huh
PoliticsRe: Federal High Court Refuses To Stop INEC On Malaye by hordmax: 10:05pm On Jul 06, 2017
undecided undecided angry lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Lets Be Honest, Nairalanders Has Bad Mouth More Than Any Other Social Site. by hordmax: 12:56pm On Jul 06, 2017
ZarZar:
Nairalanders are more childish than mean. There's this astrology site I go to sometimes. The people there are so mean, they'll make your eyes bleed. Sometimes during an argument, they make you wish it was possible to punch someone through the screen.
. . that site's weblink, please. wink
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by hordmax: 12:47pm On Jul 06, 2017
Urm, Ermm. . Err. . It's like I've landed myself on a wrong thread again, heh. undecided embarassed
RomanceRe: What Do you Like In Rainy Day by hordmax: 11:58am On Jul 06, 2017
Jéjélì and simply . .


4. . 5. . 2. . péré. Zagadat !! smiley
RomanceRe: What Do you Like In Rainy Day by hordmax: 11:49am On Jul 06, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Hahahahahhahahaahahhahahaha!
Abeeeg...stop making me laugh.
Say Gourd !!! grin

grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Change My Username by hordmax: 11:33am On Jul 06, 2017
Freegift75:
CEO Nairaland



Your Highness,

REQUEST FOR THE CHANGE OF USERNAME

I hereby apply for my username to be changed on this platform.

The new proposed username is BUSH-SERVANT.

I would be glad if my request is granted.

Thanking you for consideration


Yours
Freegift75
Wait now. . is this possible on this Platform? undecided shocked huh
RomanceRe: What Do you Like In Rainy Day by hordmax: 11:13am On Jul 06, 2017
sekxy:
movies and hot coffee..
And, what else? Óyá, do and complete this list, after all there's an ellipsis. grin grin
RomanceRe: What Do you Like In Rainy Day by hordmax: 11:08am On Jul 06, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
Baba...DOMINANT i dey grin

I like my men being submissive ...helplessly devoted to their master grin

I no play small small sha..
Waawu! See KashyDominator. grin

Helplessly submissive? Hian! The thought of that alone itches my hairy chest. grin grin —Isn't BDSM meant for only females though?

Shaa continue predating those male preys oo grin grin —How's that fun if you're the one wilding them anyway? undecided grin
RomanceRe: Secrets You Have Never Told Anyone.. by hordmax: 10:35am On Jul 06, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
mo fèri aworan e
Tahrah:
K
See as them K person MCM on top NairaLand.
No be me them K oo . . but, I feel am. grin grin
RomanceRe: What Do you Like In Rainy Day by hordmax: 10:15am On Jul 06, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
Hahahahah...wachu think handsome? wink
Lmbho. . nice costume; but, it's the other way round o. . you're the one to be rope-cuffed and gagged face-down nau. grin grin
Who ever mentioned whips sev? grin —Well, If that's what it takes to tame your wildness, óyá nau; juss don't weep too mussh. wink
HealthRe: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by hordmax: 10:04am On Jul 06, 2017
Having a lop-sided isn't entirely abnormal, as 6 out of every 10 women have that; it's not even the end of the world. . Augmentations can fix most of that. smiley

"Almost always there is a tendency to want the smaller breast to be larger, but often the better symmetry is achieved in reducing the larger breast to the smaller breast."
RomanceRe: What Do you Like In Rainy Day by hordmax: 9:54am On Jul 06, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin


1-5-1-5-1-5-1-5-1-5 grin in that order

Alcohol and wild sex are made in heaven cool
Wild ke? grin grin —With rope-cuffs and gags ba? cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Pakistani Man Sentenced To Death For Farting In Mosque by hordmax: 9:44am On Jul 06, 2017
OtemAtum:
I don't have a religion, but I know the God who made the gods of religions. Read this to know more.

https://www.nairaland.com/2938907
I see what you did there anyways, nice e-Tract. grin grin
You've answered my question actually.
HealthRe: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by hordmax: 9:41am On Jul 06, 2017
kinkybunny:
padding.

when guys hear that word. grin
This though. grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Runs Girls Who Steal, Drug Their Customers Arrested By Police in Lagos (Photos) by hordmax: 9:32am On Jul 06, 2017
CROWNWEALTH019:
Be careful so as not to meet old men that are in a vegetable state like bubu that can't make Aisha cum cool


Don't tell them I told you
grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pakistani Man Sentenced To Death For Farting In Mosque by hordmax: 9:17am On Jul 06, 2017
OtemAtum:
Allah and Yahweh share violence in common. Remember how Yahweh killed Uzza for touching the ark in a reflex action. If Yahweh who they claimed owns nature, and Uzza answered the call of nature(unintentionally o) and the same Yahweh killed him through holy slap for answering his call of nature, then tell me how fair the Yahweh is.

BTW, Allah and Yahweh are both bound in a spiritual cage until Africans and the whole world have widened up to know that the two evil gods are not the God Almighty who created the universe and the multiverse.
Continue thumbing balderdash oo. . Wehdone!! grin grin
But, what's your religion? Ògá.
Christianity EtcRe: Pakistani Man Sentenced To Death For Farting In Mosque by hordmax: 9:11am On Jul 06, 2017
BleSSedMee:
Say what!!!

“Muslims are not allowed to insert any objects inside their anus, not even a finger, it is forbidden by the Koran,” said the judge.


Are you kidding me. Hmmmm. I comment my reserve.
I help you seal your comments' reservoir tight sev. grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Champion Of The ‘most Beautiful Butt*cks’ Contest In China by hordmax: 8:54am On Jul 06, 2017
I don't care whether it's all natural and unpadded with no streak of stretch-marks or not, this simply can't be the Most Beautiful Butt*cks, even in China. LáiLáí!! grin grin

Although, looks firm, cutely fit and very bodacious but. . Tarh!! This is just an ordinary "bubble butt" jor. —LOL!

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Rapper, Vector Loses Dad by hordmax: 4:36am On Jul 06, 2017
ahnie:
New ringtone for chissballs.


The guy dey form scatter scatter cultist!
Àfi ChissBalls náà. grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got This, Is It Real Or Scam? by hordmax:
Personally, I see this as a Virtual Remote-control; well, that's my blunt opinion.


But. . Let's take the context of the text message you've received at a face-value. . after reading, you should logically ask yourself :

• Have you in any way come across or ever heard of "Tridex Logistics and Services Ltd." from anyone anywhere before ?
• Have you researched the said company, does it even exist in reality with a physical address, any actual website(s) at all ?
• Have you had or found any means to read about and confirm what this said Company actually do with convincing facts ?
• Have you checked/verified any possible authenticity of that sender's number, did it come-back as the said Company's name ?
• Have you called the sender's number to communicate and ascertain the credibility of the text message and the said Company ?
• Have you found any known person'(s') name(s) that is attached to this said recruiting Company ?
• Did you submit any application(s) that might warrant any invitation to "an Interview" from any firm at anywhere around "Oniru, Lekki" axis ?
• Did you also receive any notification email(s) concerning this supposed upcoming urgent Interview ? —LOL!


If your answer is "NO" to more than three of the above questions; then you have to be EXTRA Careful about this.

Make your findings, do your homework, get factual information, ensure that your safety is guaranteed, just in case you're willing to take your chances . . Tell/Ask someone else around you.
— That's if you actually care about that text message anyway.

Well, in false-hopes of checking the said Company's credibility for you, a blank or perhaps dummy Facebook page popped up, with "0 Likes" and absolute-zero information.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Tridex-logistics-service-Ltd/829834130417646


At a face-evaluation, here are few obvious giveaways:
° Any recruiting company sending out "legit" Job Interview notifications to their shortlisted applicants via Text-message would most definitely email them as well, in HTML format.
° This said recruiting Company has refused to disclose any physical address of itself; and, it's oddly absurd for a Logistics Company to set-up a recruitment process at an Oil/Fuel filling station, according to the context of that text message.
° "Please affirm attendance via text" —No certified Recruitment Manager from any credible Company would spew such gaffe as it is; by the way, what sort of Company confirms "an Interview" attendance via text these days anyway ?
° No credible recruiting Company sends "an impromptu Interview" notification to applicants —at least, you should be notified several days before, not on the actual day.
° One other thing I need you to notice is that. . the type and purpose of Interview was not mentioned in the text; Don't fall for the "an Interview" —What kind of Interview is that?

Although, there're more giveaways; but, I suppose much has been said already.

Please, don't let any unknown nobody take advantage of your job-seeking persistence, resilience and desperation. . be vigilant, observant and smart; don't fall victim or get yourself duped by being amenably docile.
Be safe, always. . God be with us all.

. .thanks.

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