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Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by henrie59: 9:19am On Jul 06, 2017
The ultimate solution to that problem is to choose a lovely mature boy friend to proffessionaly massage and suck both breast respectively. Second solution is the girl should see a developmental psychologist for help. Third try see a pharmacist or a good costmetic deeler galz know what i mean to say.

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Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by davillian(m): 9:21am On Jul 06, 2017
It is because the right breast is were boys hands goes to.
Meaning that d left breast is usually left un touched and elasticity activities doesn't take place there.
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Nobody: 9:21am On Jul 06, 2017
Cut it off

Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by samjumbo: 9:22am On Jul 06, 2017
Most often in every part of the body, one side is always bigger than the other. The right hand is most often bigger than the left breast. perhaps because of the work and activity we do with the dominant side. this applies to the breast too.

Also, the presences of the heart on one the right side may play a role in increasing the other side of the chest making the right breast seem bigger. And I can bet that it is always the right breast that is bigger than the left.

It may also be because of the position of sex. Right handed men always via towards the right breast making it softer and bigger than the left breast. This will be a lovely research topic for sexologist and social scientist!

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Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Nobody: 9:24am On Jul 06, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

It is not normal oo

Kindly apply Hooke's Law of Elasticity to correct this anomaly.

Hooke's law states that provided the elastic limit is not exceeded, the extension of the breást is directly proportional to the force or applied load. Where F=ke

So

Get somebody to continuously suck the short one so it will sag and get longer.

Or keep stretching it, drag it for atleast 15minutes before you go to bed every night.


Jeeez!!! grin You're really crazy
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Nobody: 9:24am On Jul 06, 2017
Evablizin:
Well it's normal not bad
did u experience it?
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Evablizin(f): 9:26am On Jul 06, 2017
organism3:
did u experience it?
yeah
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Nobody: 9:28am On Jul 06, 2017
FuckExpress:


Do you blöödyfûçkiñg gat "uneven boobs"?
That's none of your business
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Nobody: 9:28am On Jul 06, 2017
grin shocked grin


So what if one is bigger?
Be contempted with whatever you are endowed with. No two breasts on a lady's chest are equal!

Whether equal or not, it won't alter the affinity of guys to boobs.
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by whizzyleejr(m): 9:31am On Jul 06, 2017
It's normal, that is what we call assymetric breast
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Nobody: 9:31am On Jul 06, 2017
Evablizin:
yeah
what of now? it has balanced?
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Evablizin(f): 9:33am On Jul 06, 2017
organism3:
what of now? it has balanced?
yes sir
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by tuoyoojo(m): 9:33am On Jul 06, 2017
the left breast is bigger because most guys r right handed
the left breast is the most likely pick when both are presented to d guy
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Nobody: 9:36am On Jul 06, 2017
trustyshoess:

That's none of your business


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Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by mideactive: 9:38am On Jul 06, 2017
Proper soaking will normalize the booby,just contact a specialist
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by modestypii(m): 9:38am On Jul 06, 2017
thickminaj:
grin finally an explanation... I never experienced it though but a lot of my friends did... Nice one op.. Very insightful
Are U 4 Real? Hw Are We Sure U are not experiencing it
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by lonelydora: 9:40am On Jul 06, 2017
thickminaj:
grin finally an explanation... I never experienced it though but a lot of my friends did... Nice one op.. Very insightful

You should be in teens class
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by happney65: 9:40am On Jul 06, 2017
veekid:
The left is always bigger and thicker cos the heart beats and pumps blood from that part of the body

My Broda My Broda..Awon eleyi..My fellow breast sucker..Twale Baba. .A ma joo mu oyan paa nii ni oruko jesu..Amin.

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Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by hordmax: 9:41am On Jul 06, 2017
kinkybunny:
padding.

when guys hear that word. grin

This though. grin grin grin
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Nobody: 9:44am On Jul 06, 2017
then bring the smaller one make I help you press am...
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by wildchild1: 9:52am On Jul 06, 2017
all of the above grin


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Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by veekid(m): 9:58am On Jul 06, 2017
happney65:


My Broda My Broda..Awon eleyi..My fellow breast sucker..Twale Baba. .A ma joo mu oyan paa nii ni oruko jesu..Amin.

omolola15 shey o ma mu oyan sha?
grin
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Ellehanna(f): 10:00am On Jul 06, 2017
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Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Godfidence: 10:03am On Jul 06, 2017
brightisodje:
breast d apple of men eyes i love breast so much but not from second hand with waste water inside wink
cheesy
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by hordmax: 10:04am On Jul 06, 2017
Having a lop-sided isn't entirely abnormal, as 6 out of every 10 women have that; it's not even the end of the world. . Augmentations can fix most of that. smiley

"Almost always there is a tendency to want the smaller breast to be larger, but often the better symmetry is achieved in reducing the larger breast to the smaller breast."
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Nobody: 10:09am On Jul 06, 2017
FuckExpress:



Christ Embassy dudes doing a great fúçking job to em cheesycheesy ...I fúçking see em! Lmfao grin
Why is Nairaland full of idiots? undecided
Any hardly any mature people here
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by pbs4real(m): 10:15am On Jul 06, 2017
Evablizin:
Well it's normal not bad
ur dp jez illustrate wat the op was talking abt.
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Edopesin: 10:16am On Jul 06, 2017
Nnachuka:
He's very correct dumb ass,every woman's breast isn't equal cos of the position of the heart
Guy Yhur Brain Mst Be Dead For Yhu To Thnk He Is Correct

The Reason Why A Womans Breast Isn't Equal Has Not Been Medically Proven So Where Did Yhu Find Uhr Explaination? \


Get Uhr Facts Straight

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Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Nobody: 10:16am On Jul 06, 2017
trustyshoess:

Why is Nairaland full of idiots? undecided
Any hardly any mature people here


Fûçking Keep calm and type with sense



Typical trait of a bloodyfúçking frustrated Christ Embassy Member cheesy
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Nobody: 10:19am On Jul 06, 2017
FuckExpress:



Fûçking Keep calm and type with sense



Typical trait of a bloodyfúçking frustrated Christ Embassy Member cheesy
LMAO seems like you're bothered that I am a proud member of Christ Embassy. You can insult me from now till tomorrow but I won't stoop to your level today as I'm having a great day.
Hope you have a great day as well cheesy
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by JerryJude(m): 10:20am On Jul 06, 2017
can we the see sample of even and uneven breast pls op so that some of us can understand the post better
Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by Nobody: 10:24am On Jul 06, 2017
trustyshoess:

LMAO seems like you're bothered that I am a proud member of Höe Embassy. You can insult me from now till tomorrow but I won't stoop to your level today as I'm having a great day.
Hope you have a great day as well cheesy


You won't fúçking stoop to my fúçking level? So what the fúçk have u been doing since.....Höely girl??



Well you made a blöödyfúçking good decision to ßolt....and trust me mö'fucker→thats fûçking good for you grin

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