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HeavenlyBang:
Are you an idiot?

My broda don vex.

MeshachMARTINS:
; D abi ooo
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the last line sha

Abi na.

KngGezy:
You are blessed bro

Thanks broda

MeshachMARTINS:
word of caution?
well, I dont know if its because you guys know am young, but am really sorry to say this...
what about other people that have post personal stuff on this thread, from armed robbery and kidnapping to sickness and death of loved ones to car being stolen and many more, why weren't they cautioned to keep they private stuff off nairaland? why am I now getting cautioned, does it häve anything to do with age? what am I missing?
cc flawless911

If you don't troll/insult people on the forum, you'll be fine.
Plenty people don drop their pics, number, some don even drop their location.

If you dey comfortable with ur look, nothing do you bro.

Las las na chihuahua wey dey claim rottweiler dey fear drop pics.

CallMeDrino:
Switch your region to India so that you will be able to find it

Thanks bro.

CallMeDrino:
The thing weak me


See mine

Name of theme bro?

drjprince:
biggest and so what?

It means they're getting something right, same can be said for xiaomi's midrange abi in India sef.

drjprince:
Nokia 3.2 and you keep talking about screen on time and the rest stuff which are all theoretical to you

Even the s10 is debatable self, if you get the Exynos version it is still shit

It is obvious that Samsung is the new Apple,no value for money
That why you see things circle around Xiaomi

Exynos version of s10 is shiit??

Xiaomi is best for midrange, not every every. Last time I checked, na Samsung be d biggest phone manufacturer for the world.

wittyt98:
this is so me mine is so worse that even when I'm at home, I don't like sitting where the rest of my family are gathered to avoid talking or conversing with anyone . I prefer to stay in my room all alone , listen to music and daydream even at work I don't talk much buh i smile at every given opportunity. I'm the type of person that'll give a 15-20 seconds reply to a particular topic other people are spending 2-5 minutes talking about. I've chased away a good number of potential friends cus I can't keep up with conversations or friendships. Feels like stress. it's why I avoid relationships too and just flirt cus I dont think I can keep up with the stress that comes along with dating. I see how my colleagues talk with their girlfriends on the phone for hours and I'm like naaaah this can never be me

Mad oo!!
Dude, are you me??

sweetonugbu:
we are no longer third world country, we slipped into fourth world country since 2016

Fourth World??
Y'all are just lying to yourself, it's not a country no more.

We live in a JUNGLE.

GrandMufti:
Tear the nylon

Agaya.

21savages:
Op i'll pay #700k, with police report.

Oloshi.

Ayoefa:
Says a son of a brainwashed retarded drunk village fool.

I know your type, you won visa lottery couple of years ago and all of a sudden you think you know everything about the US more than those that were even born there.

Get lost with your infantile imbecilic moronic brain.

Go and argue with your village drunk father.

Kilode egbon??

Indispensable85:
That's it bro. Sometimes we're too self centered and won't even take our partners feelings into consideration in a relationship.

Reason for so many broken relationships bro.

Indispensable85:
I actually promised her never to go hard with her again and I mean it because I truly love her.
she's a good girl, she's been so nice since we met.

OK bro. Always respect people's feelings, else they're going to dumb you.

Indispensable85:
The world is indeed a very funny place.My girl doesn't like being fvckd hard.She'll always tell me to go gently, thats d way she enjoys it.I went hard with her sometime last month that was the last time I saw her till now.I've been begging her since then to forgive me.Thank God she finally promised to come around next week.

My sister ran for her dear life. You kon still convince her to come again.. Guy!!!

Prestonn:
Village kitchen
Na to sleep outside sure pass for me today

I got home today, saw Spinach and some meat in the refrigerator... for my mind, I say na soup and rice win am. Then I begin cook.

As I cook finish, I call the people may dey house to join me. All of us arrange for table begin dey eat...... Still eating then my phone ring.. Mama calling.. She said "prestonn please take out the meat and Spinach out of the refrigerator, that her friend is coming for it"

I call the house help and ask her who get the meat and Spinach?

She say " Small oga, na your mother friend put them inside the refrigerator.. I nor even know how my fork take fall from my hand.

Me I just go package the remaining soup and place it in a bowl and live the house..... people may dey house was like "prestonn you nor eat again.... for my mind I say food kill you there. May the owner of the house come see whona first.

Na tomorrow I go call the house help go one corner and ask her who she dey call small oga

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