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Atigba: We have to start telling ourself the truth..I don't see anything speculative about this article what the writer states there is absolutely right Nigerians are criminals,scammers,fraudulent infact 90 percent of cybal crime in the world today are commited by nigerian..I know so many in my environment living in malasia small boys has properties in lagos and abuja .presently some are even runinng back to nigeria because of malasia present immigration hash policy.

Sir/Ma'am you are very wrong. Over 90% of cyber crime in world are committed by Nigerians Russia is the most worst nation in terms of scamming/cyber crime. Peace

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cocoberry: R u fugly?

lol you need to check my profile and judge.

cocoberry: I like dem ugly with a GOOD heart! Seriously I do, cos my beauty will complement d guy's fuglyness

hi,having hard time writing personal message on here. I would like to know you.

amsad19: It was a monday morning i was in a haste walking towards the lecture theatre for my 7am class, i jst heard my 5130 ringing i dnt bother to picked, it rang for the second time i naw received it to my greatest suprise i heard the most sweetest and spunky voice i ever heard, she said she wants to speak to Ahmad i tell ha is a wrong number she then cut off after my lectures i naw called her and asked abt her name and were she based to my suprise it was my junior sister calling me with a different number hahahahaha

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rheeka: so only guys go on blind dates? Ladies aren't sharing

don't hesitate to share yours dear

Mine happened like 2-3yrs ago. I met the girl on twitter,saw Lautech Ogbomoso on her bio then I sent her DM and she reply shaperly then we started chatting via BBM and shared pictures and after 4-6days. I told her that I would like to meet her then she accept and we arranged to meet at a popular eatery by 4pm that day. As a sharp bobo,I baff-up quickly put everything on. I almost finish a can of perfume just to attract her more. I went to the eatery before 4pm patiently waiting for the queen,facing the direction where I can see everybody entering the eatery. Few minutes after 4,a lady was brought by a bike cute,dark skinned,average height for a lady with nice attire and brought her phone out to make call,my body don dey shake shey WOW na big catch be this oo but to my surprise my phone didn't ring,then I heard a phone ringing at the next table after mine then the guy walked out to welcome the lady then I hissed to the extent that the guy was so surprised but he didn't say anything. Guessed that was their first meeting too. Then another bike brought another lady to the eatery, dark skinned,average height for a lady,UGLY and I was like no she must not be the one. Then she entered without calling or anything then she looked around and saw me and came straight to my table and I was like WTF,she introduced herself and to my surprise her teeth be like CAMEL teeth,imagine a person having teeth that look like ARMY uniform colour very dirty and scatter. I didn't spend up to 10mins with her and the funniest thing is that the other guy was making fun of me with the look on his face. I was so embarrassed.

I pray your unborn kids won't say this too

Yungwizzzy28: Nor be the same God create those people wey dey go these schools??



where my papa dey when their father dey hustle??

Where are you from please? Kogi or Kwara ?

dhammyg: THAT NEW OYO STATE IS NOT ECONOMICALLY VIABLE AT ALL.IBADAN IS THE ECONOMIC LIFELINE OF OYO STATE.THE NEW OYO STATE HAS NO MAJOR ECONOMIC CITY.



TO ME THE ONLY STATE THAT SHOULD BE CREATED IN THE SOUTH WEST IS OKUN STATE.THE YORUBA'S IN KWARA AND KOGI SHOULD FORM OKUN STATE AND IT SHOULD BE JOINED TO THE SOUTH WEST.



OKUN STATE IS THE ONLY STATE THE SW NEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SB

Lagos traffic is even faster than him. Very lazy

Good evening fellow Nairalanders, please I need genuine and reasonable information on importation to Nigeria from Europe. I want to know everything that I need to have or get from the government or custom. Like importation license and the necessary documents. Thanks

SB

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