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CelebritiesRe: OMG!!! Can You Give This Baby A Name See (photos) by horlarkoonlay(m): 7:57pm On Mar 27, 2015
Na 'iyanu' him name suppose be
SportsRe: Lovers Football Merry Bet Is The Fastest Paying Online Sport Betting by horlarkoonlay(m): 1:46pm On Mar 24, 2015
I fund my acct now nd I wasn't given bonus @ all......wah happened?
SportsRe: Lovers Football Merry Bet Is The Fastest Paying Online Sport Betting by horlarkoonlay(m): 9:57am On Mar 23, 2015
How much is d least one can deposit?
SportsRe: Lovers Football Merry Bet Is The Fastest Paying Online Sport Betting by horlarkoonlay(m): 5:27pm On Mar 22, 2015
I use mobile nd I dnt get 2 see ma customer id........how do I go abt it?
SportsRe: Lovers Football Merry Bet Is The Fastest Paying Online Sport Betting by horlarkoonlay(m): 3:49pm On Mar 22, 2015
How do I credit my merrybet acct??
CelebritiesRe: Davido Hangs Out With P Diddy In Miami NightClub (Photos) by horlarkoonlay(m): 12:05pm On Mar 09, 2015
Hw dis 1 go take gimme pepper we I need..........
RomanceRe: How Do You Respond To Girls Like This? >:( by horlarkoonlay(m): 9:09pm On Feb 15, 2015
I bought it wen I went shopping..........is dat nt it?
RomanceRe: I Can't Date A Guy That Has A Female As Best Friend by horlarkoonlay(m): 10:59pm On Feb 09, 2015
There's no biggie in male having female as bestie.....its just about u knowing how 2 save d odds nd let d galfriend knw she's a friend nd let d friend knw where ur heart belongs.my own perception tho
FashionRe: Describe Her Costume by horlarkoonlay(m): 6:25am On Jan 26, 2015
OJUJU CALABAR.........
Jokes EtcRe: Yoruba Mothers....read And Laugh!!! by horlarkoonlay(m): 11:41pm On Jan 25, 2015
Dammysmart:
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùba mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing.
Yorùba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN,
IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were
adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the
crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-
search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions
of the other slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She
will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket ma. Lol
God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in Yoruba
land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these
slaps ....
I know you're laughing unless you're not Yoruba
what abt "BOJU ALATA"?
CelebritiesRe: How A Zenith Bank Security Man Saved Patoranking From Pooing On Himself by horlarkoonlay(m): 1:10am On Jan 19, 2015
Y him motor no get toilet..........
SportsRe: Hilarious International Football Faces Look Alike (photos) by horlarkoonlay(m): 11:35pm On Jan 17, 2015
Number one na oziI nd number 7 di maria
LiteratureRe: 22 Facts That Will Blow Your Mind!!!! by horlarkoonlay(m): 11:32pm On Jan 17, 2015
I dey even think say boko-aram dey here ni........ma mind no biovv joor!!
Jokes EtcRe: This Girl Needs To Be Loved by horlarkoonlay(m): 10:58pm On Jan 17, 2015
Na cunning cunning love be dat one na.........I don marry!!
RomanceRe: Is This Love Or Foolishness by horlarkoonlay(m): 10:10pm On Jan 17, 2015
Can someone interpret di$ 2 me co$ I dnt $kuI in france.......
EducationRe: When Will Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle Pass Waec??? by horlarkoonlay(m): 4:44pm On Dec 25, 2014
Even if I'm a JSS1 student........u'll still be repeating same exams till I'm done wif ma schooling,dats 4 sure cos I knw u're a dumb ass nigga
EducationRe: When Will Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle Pass Waec??? by horlarkoonlay(m): 11:18pm On Dec 24, 2014
I no knw wen OP sef wan pass......wey u go stop 2 dey read PAST QUESTIONS......its nt ma business anyways
RomanceRe: What Will You Do, if you were the one? by horlarkoonlay(m): 10:03pm On Dec 06, 2014
I will nt teyyu...........
CelebritiesRe: MEET: Kim Goodman: World's Biggest Eyes by horlarkoonlay(m): 9:41pm On Dec 01, 2014
aiyeboy:
noooo ojuaiye
abi OJUYOBO........lol
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Shows Off His Money On His Instagram Account. Wtf! by horlarkoonlay(m): 9:15pm On Dec 01, 2014
As if some pple can't decode "before u comment ur rubbish"..........some peeps sha
RomanceRe: 70 Ways To Please Ladies by horlarkoonlay(op): 11:09pm On Nov 30, 2014
Blurr:
@op, is it a must to please ladies niehuh? Dos Methods ar for cheap guys; real men dont try to please ladies. Ladies shld be d ones tryin to fynd ways of pleasing us
det there......
RomanceRe: 70 Ways To Please Ladies by horlarkoonlay(op): 11:06pm On Nov 30, 2014
kristina1:
Are you for realhuh?
lemme knw d 1 u dnt lyk out ot d mentioned list
RomanceRe: 70 Ways To Please Ladies by horlarkoonlay(op): 10:57pm On Nov 30, 2014
Missmossy:
Hehehe lipsrsealed what's this? Hahaha undecided
huh?
RomanceRe: 70 Ways To Please Ladies by horlarkoonlay(op): 10:01pm On Nov 30, 2014
Shay by force ni..........??
Romance70 Ways To Please Ladies by horlarkoonlay(op): 9:22pm On Nov 30, 2014
7o ways to please ladies are:1 is shopping nd d rest is 69.........agreed??

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