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Jokes EtcRe: 40 Funny Pictures To Spice Your Weekend by horlarlorwor(m): 4:04pm On Jun 09, 2018
mindgoal:
You people will not kill me . Lol.. na wa o. nice one . love them tho. i cant stop laughing.



How on hell will I believe all this internet make money. Pay #2000 and start earning cos I have limited offer. You guys should stop deceiving people. Extorting from their hard earn money. At the end of the purchased nothing will work. Guys watch out for the scammer
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Do you have a browsing phone? Then let me see how you can start earning some daily and weekly earnings with it from today. No capital, no special skill required. It won't make you an overnight millionaire o, but you get to earn some decent extra cool income even in the bathroom as long you have your phone with you. Don't dull ... Go to www.kashmobile..com NOW !!!
Jokes EtcRe: 40 Funny Pictures To Spice Your Weekend by horlarlorwor(m): 3:55pm On Jun 09, 2018
Funny though... It ease my stress...
Christianity EtcRe: Meet Grace Ojewande, 56-Year-Old Virgin Married To Prophet Samuel Abiara (Photo) by horlarlorwor(m): 2:44pm On Jun 04, 2018
Hmmm! When one aboki dey disvirgin that 8 yrs old girl. Well done ma.
PhonesRe: Which Mobile Network Provider Currently Offers More Data Vol At A Cheaper Price? by horlarlorwor(m): 7:17pm On Jun 01, 2018
Airtel head dey their gidigba but watch your SMS as it will full of wasp services after browsing.
CrimeRe: JSS 2 Student Locked In A Police Cell After Being Abandoned By His Father.Photos by horlarlorwor(m): 9:53pm On May 31, 2018
Na Wa oo
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Has Signed "Not To Young To Run" Bill by horlarlorwor(m): 3:03pm On May 31, 2018
Vote for me and become skeleton grin grin
SportsRe: God Punished Mohamed Salah With Injury For Breaking His Fast – Islamic Preacher by horlarlorwor(m): 2:53pm On May 31, 2018
What if Salah collapse on the pitch without eating? That means devil punish him grin grin. Do not attach human errors to God action.
BusinessRe: 4 Online Businesses With Low Startup Capital That Will Make You Rich by horlarlorwor(m): 2:46am On Apr 16, 2018
J*g*b*n is another online fr*udst*r..
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Massacre: #BenueMourns Trends On Twitter, Nigerians Slam Buhari by horlarlorwor(m): 7:59pm On Jan 12, 2018
RIP... May your souls rest in perfect peace. Sobering moment... embarassed embarassed embarassed
Christianity EtcRe: Catholic Church Excommunicates Rev. Patrick Edet Who Quit Priesthood by horlarlorwor(m): 8:35pm On Aug 18, 2017
Serve God as u wish..Church is a name grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Come In and Learn, A Social Media Site That Pay You For Using Their Site by horlarlorwor(m): 2:29pm On Mar 14, 2017
u never see chalk.. OK let me bring charcoal to write on the white screen. Am the assistant CP
CareerRe: PHCN Official Electrocuted During Illegal Connection Of Electric Cables by horlarlorwor(m): 7:40am On Mar 14, 2017
RIP to the dead.











una don get light sha
PhonesRe: Which Network Is The Fastest In Your Area by horlarlorwor(m): 7:29am On Mar 12, 2017
Airtel and ETISALAT, all the way in Oluyole Ibadan
Car TalkRe: Largest Land Vehicles In The World (photos) by horlarlorwor(m): 7:23am On Mar 12, 2017
grin grin how I wish I can develop such in this recession period.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian And Cameroonian Soldiers Conduct Joint Raid Against Boko Haram. Photos by horlarlorwor(m): 10:37pm On Mar 08, 2017
;DIn Jack Bauer voice... zero tolerance... angryIn Jack Bauer voice... zero tolerance...
CrimeRe: Ondo Skye Bank Robbery: Blind Man, Security, Police Sergeant Killed (Graphic Pic by horlarlorwor(m): 8:27am On Mar 08, 2017
RIP. Oh recession, why thou cometh now? Why not in 1983?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians have killed more South Africans - Gigaba, SA Home Affairs Minister by horlarlorwor(m): 7:41am On Feb 24, 2017
if Nigerians entered shoprite in this recession, una go know say fifu no smile grin if Nigerians entered shoprite in this recession, una go know say fifu no smile
FoodRe: Police Detain Meat Hawker In Bayelsa, Collect N8k Bribe & Allow Her Meat Spoil by horlarlorwor(m): 12:28pm On Feb 13, 2017
Rename Police to bribe murderers.
BusinessRe: 7 Mistakes To Avoid When Starting An Online Business by horlarlorwor(m): 9:20pm On Feb 02, 2017
I just fell into one of the online marketers trap. I look forward to him to return my #25000 if not... I don't believe most of u...
CareerRe: Labour Plans Fresh Showdown With 7 Banks by horlarlorwor(m): 8:23am On Dec 29, 2016
Oh! who exhume this NLC. I taught u have been buried after Oshiomole left
TravelRe: Indonesia's New Visa Policy For Nigerians by horlarlorwor(m): 6:12pm On Dec 20, 2016
Even if I get free Visa, I not fit enter Indomie, Ohh, Indonesia.. Hanging fake Nigerians since 1900
PhonesRe: Hilarious Conversation Between Airtel Customer Care And A Customer (audio) by horlarlorwor(m): 11:35pm On Sep 14, 2016
lekpaboy:
That agent didn't manage the call well and ought to be marked down for quality. He didn't listen actively to the caller, he didn't apologise or even empathise. He felt the sub was just disturbing him. In fact he probably would've thought he was a hoax caller. Well that's why I like the Etisalat agents. They'll apologise, sound friendly and even compensate you.
Please lekpa boy, how do u want the agent to do in that unexpected call. if the agent apparently abuse or disconnect the call, you as an observant, what will u say. The agent contain the anger and yet he proffer the answer. however in terms of active listening he didn't do well. that is just my view.
PhonesRe: Hilarious Conversation Between Airtel Customer Care And A Customer (audio) by horlarlorwor(m): 11:27pm On Sep 14, 2016
Emeonyerichard:
That customers care guy has to be credited cox he still maintained or claimed professional amid the guys words...
guy one wrap of amala dudu for u. if that guy didn't maintain professionalism, he would have been sacked by now.
PhonesRe: Hilarious Conversation Between Airtel Customer Care And A Customer (audio) by horlarlorwor(m): 11:20pm On Sep 14, 2016
laikas:
yeah yeah. up etisalat.
Am not sure you really listen to the conversation twice. The agent said " I apologize, kindly note that u are calling airtel customer care. abi wetin u want make him talk.
CrimeRe: Prophetess Running Prostitution Ring In Ogun State, Victims confess (Photo) by horlarlorwor(m): 8:47pm On Sep 04, 2016
End time things...
PoliticsRe: Xenophobia: Malawi Begins Closure Of S'african Businesses by horlarlorwor(m): 10:10pm On Apr 24, 2015
Nigeria Govt should have come up with a good idea that will be felt by the SAG... Malawi govt took that step b'cos of lost of their citizen, if NG have not lost up to 20000 citizens, drastic action will never unfold. Ask me y? Because here @home, many lives were lost, millions were displaced yet the incubent govt couldn't take action grin grin , how much more in a far country like SA. May 29 on point...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Job Hunts Today Hit 1100times I Have Been Applying For Jobs In Nigeria by horlarlorwor(m): 9:31pm On Apr 24, 2015
pastorsmiling:
Today i hit 1100 applications for job in Nigeria. What is the wayforward?

This means i have applying for jobs everyday for the past three years
: mathematically,
365 × 3 = 1095

Where do i get it wrong ?

I have a second class upper, i always edit my cv to suit position i'm applying for, i am always online

I have prayed & fasted for 50days this year alone.

I always asked for help from well connected friends.

I follow up all my application sometimes i even cal HR of the company i'm to applying to.

I am an active member of nairaland and i also help my friends in terms of jobs and in the long run they will get job.

I am a staunch christian who has complete trust in God.

I have been to different deliverance programme. what is my problem?

Could it be that my time as not come?

I am simply tired and optimistic.

I take refuge in GOD i leave everything to you and to you alone be all the glory.

Let your will be done in my life

Let me bring my testimony to your children here in nairaland

Let me break this jinx of stagnation and barrier oh Lord

Let people celebrate with me

I BELIEVE WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

I ALWAYS CRY IN MY CLOSET BUT I WONT STOP THE JOB HUNT

ANOTHER CYCLE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN


PLEASE ADVICE!!!!
Start Laundry job.... Go to city, look for company(s) and package yourself, before u know it, you are there. Just a matter of time...
RomanceRe: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by horlarlorwor(m): 8:09am On Apr 20, 2015
tolugar:
When those am owing forgets abt me
Onigbese!!!! grin grin

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