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Romance / Re: Married But Angry by hornyimam: 2:19am On Apr 02, 2011
MRbrownJAY:

As I said: if his wife can also recoup whatever "investment" she made before marriage then WHY NOT?
You know, the guy that she invited to Jamaica but who couldn't fukc her because she had her period or the guy she spent thousands of useless shiit to get his attention but didn't even get a peek.

first he married her a virgin. 2nd: if there was a boyfriend, she never invested in him because it is the other way round. 3rd: which kin mumu man will allow a woman invest money in him, give him free puccy and he rejects?. Is it humanly possible for a man to reject free puccy?
Culture / Re: New Blog By A Hausa/fulani Woman Living In England by hornyimam: 2:14am On Apr 02, 2011
Aboki in England? how many mallams have eneterd plane before?. They speak English there and not hausa and if they are largely illiterate, how will they survive in UK?.
Romance / Re: Married But Angry by hornyimam: 2:13am On Apr 02, 2011
MRbrownJAY:

Your friend should blame HIMSELF for making that bad investment.

But he can still recoup the losses while there is time because the babe never marry.
Romance / Re: Married But Angry by hornyimam: 2:12am On Apr 02, 2011
Advocator:

LOOL, while you thinking that, I am f-u-c-k-ing your little sister as I type. I don't need to cash b-i-t-c-h-e-s with money like you or your bf to get p-u-s-s-y. What a desperate ring! grin



I have no sister. Stop paying asewos who fool you in canada.
Romance / Re: Married But Angry by hornyimam: 2:07am On Apr 02, 2011
MRbrownJAY:

And what does HIS action makes him?! Superman?!

His action will help him get some closure and if you want to call him superman, let it be
Romance / Re: Married But Angry by hornyimam: 2:06am On Apr 02, 2011
MRbrownJAY:

@poster
Tell you "friend" that:"if his wife can also go and fukc her high school crush, which she spent countless nights dreaming about, then why not?!" Let them BOTH have closure.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

if she does that then she is a w.h.o.r.e. my guy is doing that just to get refund for all the money he spent on that chic without banging her for once. if it were you what will you do?. let that money go like that?
Romance / Re: Married But Angry by hornyimam: 2:05am On Apr 02, 2011
Advocator:

shut does not rub syphilitic w.h.ore. Stop making up stories to gain attention. Whether you are in loved or who you are about to marry is pointless on my side. So keep that ish to yourself skank.



you are a roaster. keep roasting and hugging your fridge because there is no woman available to love you. My guy must get his cash back from the other lady whether you and his wife likes it or not. Justice must prevail
Romance / Re: Married But Angry by hornyimam: 1:54am On Apr 02, 2011
Advocator:

First, stop hiding behind your friend's cahoots. I know you are the main character in this story. This is what I think, you are a male-w-h-o-r-e. You are married yet you regret not getting the chance to bang an exclusive trash who was in your live? You have a wife now, you shouldn't be even salivating for other women because you are in a marriage vow, a commitment. If you are a person who don't respect the sacredness of a marriage and your wife as well and the love she has for you then I believe you don't deserve that poor innocent woman of yours.

<----------- gets out*

shut up joor. its my friend and not me. I am in love and about to marry tpiah. dont come here and spoil show for me. asiwin
Romance / Married But Angry by hornyimam: 1:47am On Apr 02, 2011
my guy is happily married to this babe but there is another babe that he was chasing before he met his wife and it cost him too much money and he did not bang her. Now he is married, he is yet to get over the fact that after so much expenses on the other babe no banging and he want to desperately bang the other chic so as to call it even. His wife recently heard him talking on the phone to me about it and now she is mad. Is she justified to be mad?. If she loves her husband, wont she want him to have some closure with the other chic?. Sometimes I tire for women. It is not as if he wants to date the other girl. it is just one night stand to settle all scores. What do you think?.  Please shed some light.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Marry Me Tpiah by hornyimam: 1:42am On Apr 02, 2011
190 and darkshit will not let me marry tpiah in peace. Abi na wetin dey worry una?. tpiah abeg call me. i am waiting by my phone all day hoping to receive your calls.
Religion / Why Are The Biggest Nigerian Churches Owned By Yorubas? by hornyimam: 7:35pm On Mar 30, 2011
why are the biggest and most prosperous Nigerian churches in Nigeria and abroad owned by Yorubas?. Is it that God only annoints Yoruba pastors for success or that other tribes are cursed?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women, The Most Beautiful In Africa?: Vote by hornyimam: 7:32pm On Mar 30, 2011
Kenyan women all have big head that look like plate. south african women look like Mukina. Ibo women look pale but when you want to see correct women, head to yorubaland.
Politics / Re: Buhari Rejected Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala As Running Mate by hornyimam: 7:27pm On Mar 30, 2011
jason123:

Another tribalistic moro.n!

Please, do not mind them. Please!

gerrout. this is not tribalism. it is a fact. ibos are beneath us and so is hausa and ijaws.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Marry Me Tpiah by hornyimam: 7:26pm On Mar 30, 2011
2buff:

Have you?  cheesy


Go hornyimam Gogrin

I am on it.
Romance / Re: Why Is Love So Hard To Find If You Are Broke? by hornyimam: 7:21pm On Mar 30, 2011
190:


Gadeemmmiiit,


This guy has killed me!!

Fstranger GAY LORD OF THE RINGS!!


he sent me private email last time asking to hang out and I was like dude, take it easy. I like puccy so much that i can trade anything for it but he persisted that he can show me something I will like better. he is as gay as Ribadu.
Family / Re: In Love With My Mother In Law by hornyimam: 7:18pm On Mar 30, 2011
Get a life!!!!!!!! all these secondary school boiz sef!!!! nairaland should have age restriction!!!!!         

 


Craze dey worry you. Keep chasing married women, one day one of their husbands go chop off your oko.
Romance / Re: Why Is Love So Hard To Find If You Are Broke? by hornyimam: 7:16pm On Mar 30, 2011
MzDarkSkin:

welcome to the club bro.  cool
you are FAAAAAR from
being the only one.

Gbam i knew it. i have been suspecting that brother. Good luck to him sha but let him stay off Nigerian borders because he will sureloy be lynched.
Politics / Re: Buhari Rejected Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala As Running Mate by hornyimam: 7:14pm On Mar 30, 2011
I support Buharis vision. why choose an ibo woman of all people. that will be an insult to Nigerians.
Culture / Re: Strangest African Cultures You Have Ever Heard Of, Or Experienced by hornyimam: 7:13pm On Mar 30, 2011
Human rituals by ibos.
Romance / Re: Why Is Love So Hard To Find If You Are Broke? by hornyimam: 7:03pm On Mar 30, 2011
MzDarkSkin:

because u are looking for it in the wrong place [size=5pt]esp. after seeking to court tpiah![/size]

I am not asking thsi question for me because I am rich. I am trying to help 190 and fstranger who i suspect is gay.
Crime / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim’s Mother Kidnapped by hornyimam: 7:01pm On Mar 30, 2011
From Okada Junction, they asked us to go to Sapele

I know ibos must have kidnapped her to their village.

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