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Efe,
Element has gone gone soft on you. Forget the 4wheel yarn he spinned, just sheer jealousy. You cant take on everyone. Or can YOU?

Element G:
hotwire, take am small small naaaa

Element G,
Oga Mi, dont intercede for that girl ooh. If she gets you she will crush you with those rounded ** and dump you like a used raincoat. Ask Ben-10.

Ben-10,
Readily agree. You are wickedly carried for making my day.


Efe,
YOU dey kakaraka (strong) with all the missiles (ICBMs) hurled at you. Your shock absorbers are well balanced to take on any size. Abi?

Efemena_xy:
<shakes head in pity>

someone's been playing with their medication (again)

Sort out the issue b/w you and blacksta 1st . . .then we'll talk some more (I promise ya)

Efe,
I am here to bash the likes of you not join issues. You wanna use the backside to cause commo?

blacksta:
shior


I use hotwire to supply my electricity - i dont do that kind thing - na woman i like and not steve

Hotwire can not condenscend that low. You know where you get your KICKS Boy.

If steve is your loving partner so be it. While you at it , you can also have Adam. They both are not useful to me. Efe brought up the names (idiom?) and she is close to you.

Lol ******

You mean you have no juice left?

Thinking aloud
***this is delicate >> how do I say it?***

I dare say

blacksta:
lol - Thank God sha - i no be man - wrapper like you

Tofiaka!

I reject your diabolical sickness. Back to sender as fast as lightening. In your society swinging both ways is a norm. Here we throw stones at your type for purification.

Try another line

Nature baby.

Are you wet already?

Show me a woman (who has been UP THERE) that can say no when prompted and mean NO. A man is always back when the cup is full but the woman never let go.

Pour out the venom efe. We have it on good authority that women can be cantankerous.

*** she hurls a missile**

**Hotwire deflected it and wipes his face**

Dont be physical baby. Beter cover your face

Thats what he told you. He is up in debt with electricity bill he is yet to settle sept 2010. They cut it off awhile ago.

*efe panics and grabs her phone to confirm **

No, No dear, Not the balls but his electricity. That why he is not online NOW.

xynerise:
My dog will not eat unless he sucks my neighbours bosom.

Is your dog male or female? We bash females here .

An Afterthought thinking :***Oh blimey, the joke is on the neighbour**

*Efe sobbing**

Dont shed crocodile tears Baby, just prove me wrong. Your partner has accepted his guilt and kept silent why holler?

blacksta:
Abi no mind am - abeg -

You see yourself? Defending the undefendable, who send you come. I am sorry for you- woman wrapper.

Efe and Blaksta- the two siamese twins. Always supporting one another in pulling down icons. May the Lord forgive your shortcomings and straighten your tresspasses.

Tanimz,
That was not unexpected, afterall you are a woman. I am even honoured that you foud the time to reply that quick. Women do play hard to get, you know. With time they thaw a little then man goes for the kill (**boy! stop revealing our strategy**). Abi my people?

dobodobo:
The damn startime repeating movies 5 times a week and pissing me off like never before and which I could kick one of their staff backside cos I am sick of complaining and I am only getting 33 channels, what the hell the startimes doing, they are pissing me off badly

Dobodobo,
You have a right to complain but 33 stations for only 1k per month is ok. The bad thing is the repetition of movies. I have startimes but I rely more on FTA with my 9x.

Efemena_xy:
^^ hehehe

So, hotwire dey fear hmmm??

Efe,
Oluwan maje! I no dey any man born by woman. I go straight for whatever I want with confidence.

@Okija,
Your juju no fit do anything to the likes of ME. I am well grounded and protected. Jealousy can not slaughter malu, only a sharp knife could the job. Disappear in a puff before I my spirits powder YOU

There was this elegant party I attended. Beautiful Babes, guys and good music. There was this tall sensational looking babe with good body and eye catching breasts. She was accompanied by one ugly slowpoke. Everyone wondered why.
The DJ spinned one blues and guys lead their babes for Arodide dance(tight body to body). The slowpoke lead the babe out for the dance. He clutched her waist and she raised her hand up to hold his neck. Immediately a pungent smell came out of her ampit that drove the guests back to their seats. She forgot to use SURE!. The host intervened gently and eased her out to the backyard to freshen up.
From that day any too much girl I see I try to peep at the ampit from a distance. My eyes would advice my legs when to leave.

blacksta:
Thanks but not interested - You are suppose to be asking me for permission.

Fully Fit

This is interesting. Do you hold the key to her heart?

Idowu,
E-wetin? You never hear Bob Marley and onyeka's "One Love" music. Nothing has changed baby. Love can dismantle all barriers,, including but not limited to www. By the way, where is kehinde? Any openning (**silly of you to ask a lady that**). I sure know the answer.

blacksta:
so he doesnt receive beating.

Blasksta
Why are interuppting us? I am making progress with Tanimz and you keep on butting your oblong head inside (no malice intended). If you want a piece of the action just say so. I am not that greedy man.

To be on the safe side.

Tanimz,
Say, who REALLY is your husband ma?

Glad I am not one of HITV subscribers. Star Times and 24hrs FTA are enough for my needs. But I still wish the company to reinvent itself to offer better and cost effective service delivery. Loss of customer subscriber base means loss of employment for thousands of Nigerians.

@Tanimz,
Bashing the likes of you serves dual purpose. To enlighten the unsupecting male victim on your booby-traps and your unrepentant urge to possess, manipulate and destroy the average mumu.

@Lov4sat,
Stick with Astra 2B. It offers variety and better programming. Mixed news from BBC, Al-Jaz, France24E, CNN, sports, Nigerian Movies, sports, movie series (Lee San) and music channel.

owokasib:
Mr 2legit2qt, Consequent upon updating my receiver with the update you sent me, my receiver have stopped booting. This na from frying pan to fire. After all, I was able to manage the discoloration, now there is nothing to see.

Abeg make u helep me ooooo.

I don't really like going to technicians except it is the last resort.

@Owokasib,
You are really in deep Sh*t. Gurus like Enitan2002, Twinstaiye, George, Olofofo, sammu etc have always advised against updating without strong reason. I have heeded their advice. Dont worry help will come your way from this Thread.
Check whether you can transfer software from the same working model of the receiver to your own.

@To All
Let us help our brother with a workable solution.

Tanimz,
Oluwan maje. Tofiaka! No woman is this cheap.

@Tanimz
@Efe,
Love birds pls dont run away to tour nests because men need you.